The Last Word

[djarumdudley]

so undeserving of the last word

[Rollo]

Oh pooh to you... pooh pooh pooh.

[MrJan]

turd, is that a bad forum word?

[schmenke]

Late afternoon yesterday I saw a big oak covered in poo. It was tree turdy.

[Rollo]

Was it in the park across the street from the Golden Showers Chinese Restaurant?

[MrJan]

If anyone saw me in that restaurant, it wasn't me and I was just asking for directions ;)

[djarumdudley]

did you get the poo poo platter?

[MrJan]

What's that? A stutter?

Where's DD, haven't seen her around much lately.

[NoahsGirl]

I have the lurgy and need the LW to nurse me better

[MrJan]

Eugh!! Get your nasty germs off the LW.

[Rollo]

Bare knees? You've got the Spon... RUN!!!

[MrJan]

doo di do di do do.

[djarumdudley]

de da da da

[MrJan]

ooohhh

[Rollo]

Eh up fluffy whiskers.

[schmenke]

I'm taking the LW away from all this nonsense...

[MrJan]

After a hard day of testing I reckon I deserve the LW.

[djarumdudley]

an now it's my turn

[MrJan]

not

[djarumdudley]

check again

[MrJan]

ok

[djarumdudley]

i see i remain correct

[MrJan]

so you do

[djarumdudley]

i'm glad we've reached this conclusion

[MrJan]

I'm glad I didn't hit the crash barrier yesterday

[schmenke]

That's always a good thing.

[MrJan]

It certainly is.

[CarlMetro]

surely that depends on the barrier and whose car it is?

[djarumdudley]

but of course, say it was a barrier of jello, that'd be downright tasty!

[Rollo]

<insert wrestling comment>

Now that would be tasty :D

[MrJan]

surely that depends on the barrier and whose car it is?

A big armco/tyre barrier (it was at Castle Combe) and the car belongs to my Dad who has just spent the winter preparing it with very little input from me.

[Rollo]

Where's me washboard?

[MrJan]

I can't find it

[Rollo]

How queer. I've seen you griddling eggs like there's no tomorrow!

[MrJan]

Do you like that? I've got another one on the other side ;)

[DonnieDarco]

I don't know how to reply to that, so i'm going to ignore it :D

[MrJan]

thsdjah

[schmenke]

Hey, DD is back!
I thought I smelled something foul... :s

[MrJan]

You said it, not me

[DonnieDarco]

Yes b!tches, I am back. I note you've all gone mad in my absense :D

[MrJan]

Were we sane when you were here before? :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Ok, good point :D

[MrJan]

Yayyyyy, I'm brilliant

[CarlMetro]

at most things......but there are some things you're very poor at indeed :p

[MrJan]

How do you know ;)

[Rollo]

Ok Mr Yeo, you're awesome sauce on a stick...

is that enough ego massaging?

[DonnieDarco]

I zink he needs more of ze punishment!!!! :D

[Rollo]

Yayyyyy, I'm brilliant

Eh, ain't it brilliant these days? The pubs are open all day, brilliant, they never used to be, fantastic, you can drink all day, brilliant. And 'ave you seen those new photo shops? You can get your pictres developed in like two hours, two hours, used t' take a week, brilliant. And you know answer phones, they're fantastic aren't they? I've got one but I don't know how it works. Paints good innit? All them colours and that? Yeah. Do you know what? In London, they've got these brillianttrains that go underground, you don't suffocate or nowt, fantastic. What about them animals you can get, you keep 'em in your 'ouse, and they're all furry, and you can stroke 'em, and make up names for them and they're called 'dogs', and smaller ones are called 'cats'. It's brilliant, everything's just fantastic.

[MrJan]

yup

[Rollo]

rubbish

[MrJan]

nah

[Rollo]

yup

nah

Yeah but no but yeah?

No, but, yeah... In World War One or some'inc there was this bloke right called Kitchen or somefink or nuffink who done this fing but he ain't ne'even not done it so shut up. Anyway, Kathy reckons she saw Candice getting off with Tozzer in Footlocker, but anyway don't listen to her because she's got one tit bigger than the other.

[MrJan]

hmmm

[Donney]

Mine after a long while.

[MrJan]

Mine after a short while

[Rollo]

Mr Yeo, does your name rhyme with Dayo or Simon Mayo, or does it rhyme with Yo?

In which case... do you have a Yeo Yo-Yo?

[djarumdudley]

arghhhh!

[MrJan]

Rhymes with Yo and yes I do have a Yo-Yo.

Also the Jan part is like jam, only not because it's got an N at the end instead :D

[Rollo]

Also the Jan part is like jam

Is it like Jammy Dodger jam? I'm sure that that jam is stretchier than regular jam. I think it must be some sort of "sports jam", there's far too much lycra like stuff going on in there.

[MrJan]

I am neither stretchy nor sporty

[DonnieDarco]

Trying to care, but failing :D

[MrJan]

I don't care if you fail to care :p : :D

[Donney]

The LW is not really bothered.

[MrJan]

It has the same attitude about you Senor Donney :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I trust all is well on planet Donney? :D

[MrJan]

How the hell w9ould I know? Honestly Darco you can be a bit dopey at times :p :

[schmenke]

Methinks y'all are on a different planet... :hmph:

I'll take the LW and retreat to a safer place...

[MrJan]

Ha, a Canadian thinks we're on a different planet, now that's crazy ;) :p :

[djarumdudley]

yeah, that's one those pot and kettle deals.

[MrJan]

So schmenke is racist? ;) :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I was asking Donney, not you mig :D Honestly, some people :D

[Rollo]

The only truly sane person was Wonko the Sane

[MrJan]

Are you allowed to use that word?

[Donney]

I'll have the LW to celebrate the Spanish victories in Portugal.

[MrJan]

yoko, jakamoko, toto

[DonnieDarco]

P'Tang, Yang, Kipperbang. Two can play at that game boyo :D

[MrJan]

Boyo?

[DonnieDarco]

That's right, Boyo. :D

[MrJan]

Are you Welsh now?

[djarumdudley]

here i thought boyo was scottish in origin

[Rollo]

Na dydy mo. Dydy iawn iawn Cymraeg, boyo.

Ddod a i fyny 'ch baeol :D

[MrJan]

Araf, heddlu, gwasaenthau, trafig, Pen-Y-bont, llywel. Yup my Welsh covers the road signs to Epynt :D

[schmenke]

Going to see the Wiggles tonight... Ooh, can't wait!

[Donney]

Aaaaah the famous Wiggles..... :dozey: Enjoy!?

[MrJan]

I'm going to sit at home and watch Yoko, Jakamoko, Toto on DVD

[schmenke]

Aaaaah the famous Wiggles..... :dozey: Enjoy!?

I hope T-shirts will be for sale... "Wiggles World Tour 2008!"

:dozey:

[Rollo]

Ooh ooh, I've have a brush with fame...

Greg Page, the orginal yellow Wiggle retired in 2006 because of orthostatic intolerance, which is a autonervous disease. Anyway, Greg plays cricket for one of the local church sides near where I live. I can say that I've bowled out a former Wiggle... four times now.

[djarumdudley]

no kiddie concerts here, only last word.

[MrJan]

this word is final.

[DonnieDarco]

Are you Welsh now?


I've always been a bit Welsh :D

[Rollo]

Is it your mum or your dad who is a sheep?

[MrJan]

yup

[DonnieDarco]

Is it your mum or your dad who is a sheep?

My Father. My mum was Scottish, so I'm a bit of that too.

[MrJan]

Mongral, mongeral, mongrel. You know what I mean, stop hassling me.

[Rollo]

You have issues...

... whereas I have issues of Autocar :D

[MrJan]

I have no issues

[Donney]

I don't have tissues.

[MrJan]

My typewriter broke due to misuse

[Rollo]

Charlotte Church has Tissues and Issues :D

[djarumdudley]

many people worship Vishnu

[MrJan]

This morning I put on my shoe.

[Rollo]

World headline that :D

[Donney]

Only one shoe?

[MrJan]

Only one shoe on each foot and before I had shoes on it stands to reason that I just had one shoe on. I am yet to meet a man who can put on both shoes simultaneously ;)

[djarumdudley]

well, when the shoes have been previously tied or of the velcro nature....if descended into at the proper angle and with the proper shimmy quotient you'd be surprised at how possible it is!

[MrJan]

But as my shoes are quite close fitting this was not the case. Nor do I state that it is impossible, merely that I am yet to see it happen :p : ;)

[schmenke]

I have recently been wearing boots :mark:

[djarumdudley]

slippers are the solution to this riddle!

[Rollo]

Oh come on, now is not the time to be wearing banana skins as shoes... they're slippers :D

[MrJan]

I have boots on

[Donney]

Me too, they are very comfortable.

[MrJan]

Mine aren't. Steel toes so have no give.

[Rollo]

Steel caps do have the advantage that whatever you kick stays well and truly kicked. This is most useful in a skank circle when you're running around at a Ska concert.

[MrJan]

Indeed

[Donney]

Very true.

[MrJan]

Yup.

[Rollo]

Yep, yep, nup, nup, sort of, dunno, nowhere, good.

[djarumdudley]

indeed

[DonnieDarco]

Everyone's gibbering again I see......................except me, obviously :D

[schmenke]

The LW doesn't like gibbering.

[MrJan]

The LW doesn't like the possibility of not getting tickets to the Exeter v Torquay game because thousands of people are jumping on the bandwagon. Where were they all on that cold Friday night when me and 1,004 other people watched a dismal game against Ebbsfleet? And how many of them watched the pre-season games against Norwich and Southampton? And how many of them truly care about the results that the team get, or know the names of the players, or can see when the manager has made a tactical switch or is playing someone out of position?

Not many that's how bloody many :angryfire :angryfire :angryfire

[schmenke]

The LW is currently more interested in playoff hockey on this side of the pond :p :

[MrJan]

The LW has tickets now

[schmenke]

The LW can't afford a ticket to a playoff game on this side of the pond :bigcry:

[Donney]

I feel sorry for the LW.

[MrJan]

Why? The LW gets to go to the football instead of that crazy Canadian sport.

[DonnieDarco]

Yawn

[djarumdudley]

agreed

[MrJan]

Beef

[Mp3 Astra]

Agreed

[schmenke]

Disagree

[MrJan]

synchronise

[Mp3 Astra]

LW for me, methinks.

LW for him, hethinks.

[MrJan]

I rarely think but I still have the LW

[DonnieDarco]

Do you? DO YOU?????? :D

[djarumdudley]

well you don't

[DonnieDarco]

I do too :D

[MrJan]

I ski. Well actually I've never skied in my life but wjho cares.

[Donney]

I tried and I don't like it.

[MrJan]

boo

[NoahsGirl]

I did ski once, for a week in Italy some 20 years ago (scary). Good fun, fell over a lot.

[CarlMetro]

My turn for a while, methinks :D

[MrJan]

Nah :p :

[CarlMetro]

Oh............ok then ;(

[MrJan]

yeah

[djarumdudley]

for sure

[Rollo]

Currently playing GTA4 me and visiting the TW@ internet cafe thing :D

[Donney]

I'm not.

[DonnieDarco]

me neither

[Mp3 Astra]

I am. My parents were not amused when my brother said TW@ - he of course, in his innocence, did not see the connection.

[djarumdudley]

that must've been hilarious all the same.

[MrJan]

Up The ****ing City

[djarumdudley]

a sphincter says what?

[Rollo]

Does it really? Mine trumps :D

[MrJan]

Trumps what?

[schmenke]

'Lo all :wave:

[MrJan]

Lo Bob.

[schmenke]

My name ain't Bob.

[MrJan]

My name ain't Weebl but I can still be cryptic. 11 letters, third one is a 'Y' ending in D. "What Exeter City will have done by Monday 19th May".

TRYUMPHANED meaning to triumph. Orig. Greek.

Ged on you Grecians, it's all about Block 136 on the 16th row.

[Rollo]

My name ain't Weebl but I can still be cryptic. 11 letters...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/129332236_f3602f4cab.jpg

BATBYGOBSTOPL :D

Buying
A
Ticket
Before
You
Get
On
Board
Saves
Trouble
Or
Problems
Later

Go the big feckin' acronym!

[djarumdudley]

the apocalypse is surely upon us when text-speak affects life like this.

[MrJan]

cheese

[schmenke]

Blessed are the cheese makers.

[MrJan]

For they are the makers of cheese.

[Rollo]

Are you sure that all your connrections are hard wired properly sir? You're descending into a world that's even more crackers than mine is... that's scary.

[djarumdudley]

let's not forget the cows for given us the bounty of milk to produce the wonder of cheese. next time you see a cow, take the time to hug it.

[Donney]

I'd rather admire it from the distance, if you don't mind.

[MrJan]

I've always wanted to go cow tipping.

[schmenke]

I'll only tip if the service was acceptable.

[MrJan]

Cows rarely provide a service of their own accord but apparently you can make them fall over when they're sleeping.

[DonnieDarco]

Just leave them alone! Anyway, cows are creepy, I read The Fog - Put me off them for life :D

[MrJan]

Gud evening Ms Darco. Cows aren't anywhere as near as bad as horses, all horses want to eat me.

[DonnieDarco]

They are too, they all stand there in a group mindlessly chewing and staring at you.

[MrJan]

Oooh yeah. Nothing is more scary than an animal being completely unmenacing :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Right - go stand in a field with a whole bunch of 'em, see if they don't give you the willies :D

[Rollo]

I'd be worried if a Blue Whale gave we the willies. Did you know that a Blue Whale's nadger is 9ft long and roughly 1ft in diameter?

That means that if a Blue Whale gave you the willies, it would be like being hit with a Red Telephone Box.

[DonnieDarco]

I do love red telephone boxes, but I don't recall ever being hit with one. Though I probably wouldn't recall it after the concussion had set in.

[MrJan]

Cows don't have willies, that's bulls which are scary. Cows are nice passive creatures taht just want to sleep.

[schmenke]

I feel like a cow then.

[MrJan]

Do you not have a willy then? ;) :p :

[Donney]

Or maybe he eats grass...

[MrJan]

Or has multiple stomachs.

[schmenke]

Moo...

[DonnieDarco]

He's from Cowtown, so it must be true.

[MrJan]

Wow. And so dextrous too.

[Donney]

A cow who likes hockey is weird though.

[MrJan]

To be fair Canadians are weird in general, whether they are cows, like hockey or have walked on the moon.

[djarumdudley]

i had no idea there was a canadian space program.

[Rollo]

It's called NASA.

Canada built almost half of the components of the ISS and virtually none of it could of been put together in the first place without the "Canada Arm" and the new space station has it's own "Canada Arm", which is also built and supplied by Canadians.

What was it that put America in the forefront of the nuclear nations? What was it that made it possible to spend twenty billion dollars to put some clown on the moon? Well, it was good old American know how, that's what, as provided by good old Americans like Dr. Wernher von Braun!

[MrJan]

Only half a week until VE day. Victory for Exeter.

[Donney]

Peanuts, slightly salted.... mmmh

[MrJan]

Been having pistachios recently, very nice.

[Donney]

Pistachios, mmmmmh yummy!

[MrJan]

certainly

[Donney]

I don't like headaches.

[MrJan]

I Love Footballllll

[djarumdudley]

i'm guessing that has nothing to do with the NFL.

[MrJan]

Nope it's all to do with going from the BSP to FL2. Football League la la la Football League la la la.

[Donney]

I don't dislike watermelons.

[MrJan]

I do.

[schmenke]

I like melons...

[MrJan]

Big melons?? ;)

[schmenke]

Yep, nice round plump ones... :D

[Donney]

Not a fan of the green ones.... ;)

[NoahsGirl]

Oh dear, my mother, the football hating person, is telling Jamie Redknapp to "shut his gob" as he is "a know it all" and is "always right"

[MrJan]

I'm just amazed that the European Cup looks so tinpot. The Conference Playoff Final trophy is far more glamourous ;)

[djarumdudley]

back to melons for a moment, the firmer the better.

[Rollo]

http://tmwl.project76.tv/Images/sy3lRY_numberwang-1.jpg

[MrJan]

Oooooohh are Ya?

[schmenke]

What would happend if you combined Smarties tubes and number wang?

[MrJan]

5?

[Rollo]

It wouldn't be Numberwang.

[djarumdudley]

my current confusion has left me at a loss for words.

[MrJan]

Words? That's Numberwang.

[schmenke]

:cornfused:

[MrJan]

maizetastic

[djarumdudley]

nibbletastrosphe

[MrJan]

typpingt with toees
:D

[DonnieDarco]

Ewwww! I hate feet.

[MrJan]

But without them you fall over.

[DonnieDarco]

Don't care, they are revolting

[Donney]

They are not the nicest piece of design, but revolting....?

[MrJan]

tehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[djarumdudley]

Don't care, they are revolting

but feet means walking!

[MrJan]

Who's the boom king?

I'm the boom king.

[Donney]

And what are your Royal duties?

[MrJan]

I boom boom til the break of boom.

[schmenke]

The men in white coats are on the way...

[Donney]

And a nice shirt they are giving him.

[MrJan]

Exeter City shirt for next season? The one that has the league patch and numbers?


Yayyyyyy :bounce:

[Rollo]

This is my first post post-wedding. Marriage is an institution... some think I should be committed to some other institution... :\

[MrJan]

Congratulations, but was there really any need to break my amazing LW holdingness to say that?

[Donney]

I'd say so.

[MrJan]

I'd say no

[djarumdudley]

i'd say your both wrong.

[MrJan]

How will we ever make it 300 pages long?

Give it 18 months or so of pointless posts ;) :D

[Rollo]

According to post count, everything within forum 130 counts for precisely nil anyway. Presumably he who must not be named doesn't like frivolous posts disturbing post count... blaggard!

[MrJan]

Then surely half the posts in the F1 forum should be discounted too ;)

[schmenke]

Whattayall going on about? This is a quality thread!

[MrJan]

After much careful thought over the past few days I have come to the decision that league football is over-rated and pointless. Everyone knows that non-league is where the real talent and difficult football is :mark:

After 1 year (the above posted 24th May 2007) the talent has outgrown non-league football. League 2 football is where it's all at now.

[Rollo]

How will we ever make it 300 pages long?

because...

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[MrJan]

No this is Sparta, 'cause ;)

[harvick#1]

quit kicking people into the pit of death :p :

[djarumdudley]

instead shove their face into the armpit of death!

[MrJan]

No thank you.

[Rollo]

And as the freight train of inevitability crashes into the giant chocolate cake of doom...

This has all gone a bit ISIHAC hasn't it?

[MrJan]

Don't be using nasty language in here :p :

[NoahsGirl]

Good evening fellow posters

[MrJan]

Good day NG :D

[djarumdudley]

hi last word