The Last Word

[djarumdudley]

now we're getting abstract.

[Mp3 Astra]

Hot damn, that was a good wheeze! We're nearly up to the 5500th post: a very significant milestone I'm sure you'll agree.

[MrJan]

meh

[schmenke]

Burp...

[DonnieDarco]

How rude :D

[schmenke]

I could do worse :p :

[MrJan]

cheese

[Mp3 Astra]

And eten of cake?

O Gluttony!
O sinnes of cursednesse!

Enshrined in a hogges tord...

Thou have not the LW

[Rollo]

I make reference to the Miller's Tale and the red hot poker up one's anus.

[Donney]

That sounds distressing.

[MrJan]

pressing?

[schmenke]

You in a hurry?

[Mp3 Astra]

I make reference to the Miller's Tale and the red hot poker up one's anus.

YES! Another Chaucer fan :D

The LW will now do a sermon on avarice...

[MrJan]

Santa Is A Grecian, Santa Is A Grecian La La La La, Oi!! Up Cityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

[djarumdudley]

so it's the gyros and baklava which hath make santa fat.

[Rollo]

'When I was just a little boy,
My father bought me my favourite toy,
A Preston hanging on a string,
and told me to kick his ****ing head in,
****ing head in, ****ing head in,
He told me to kick his ****ing head in. :D

[MrJan]

I thought it went:

When I was just a little boy
I said to my mother what should I be
Should I be City, should I be Argyle, here's what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
go fetch your father's gun
and shoot the Argyle scum
and support City.

[Rollo]

That would be to the tune of "Que Sera Sera", mine was to the tune of "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry.

By the way, your location listed as "Not tellin nah nah nah na" is most probably Exeter.

[MrJan]

Damn, how did you guess that? ;)

Is that my ding-a-ling as in: My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you come play with my ding-a-ling?

[Rollo]

This act is over!

[MrJan]

What act? Are you confessing to something, some dark secret. Are yo9u dead? have you just been acting alive for all this time, cos if you have man will the egg and my face be in the same vicinity :D

[Rollo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Ding-a-Ling

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa%27s_Pony


The boy before Lisa in the talent show sings the Chuck Berry song "My Ding-A-Ling" before being stopped by Principal Skinner, who angrily exclaims, "This act is over!"

Yes, I have a decent working knowledge of "The Simpsons"... I'm sorry.

[MrJan]

I just didn't know the next line. Haven't been watching enough Simpsons recently because everytime I turn it on it seems to be about Lisa who is the lamest character, even worse than Bleeding Gums Murphy.

[Mp3 Astra]

I just didn't know the next line. Haven't been watching enough Simpsons recently because everytime I turn it on it seems to be about Lisa who is the lamest character, even worse than Bleeding Gums Murphy.

Agreed, Lisa is a bit too moral for me. Blasphemy and stupidness F T W!

LW FTW infact.

[MrJan]

**** the world? Seems a bit extreme

[Rollo]

****ing the world might pose technical difficulties. For a start we don't know if it's male or female which would determine which set of... equipment it had. Maybe Mt Everest is a giant nadger, maybe the Grand Canyon is... (edited for MA +15 content).

The Smashing Pumpkins did tell us that The World is a Vampire, so more than likely if you did try to **** the World, then it would probably try to take a big ol' bite right out of your jugular vein and feast on the crimson tide below.

[Donney]

That's a comforting idea....

[MrJan]

You're a very strange person Rollo75

[Rollo]

I think you'll find that you're the one who suggested to **** the world :D

**** the world?
I just took it to it's illogical conclusion.

[MrJan]

I couldn't think of anything else that FTW could stand for so it's actually Senor Astrando who said it ;) :p :

[schmenke]

You're all looped.

Tsk, even the LW understands that Lisa is the balancing character to Bart. The show wouldn't be the same without Lisa.

I get a kick out of Barney :D

[Mp3 Astra]

The show wouldn't be the same without Lisa.



It would be better! :p : But I'm sure Yeardly Smith would have something to say about that. She'd probably agree.

But I digress (with a very poor argument). Basically, what I'm trying to say is I have the LW, it's 1am and I want to go to bed.

[Rollo]

Go on. Up tae bed wi' ya.
Enough of this bickerin' brattle!

[djarumdudley]

and enough of me not having the last word.

[MrJan]

pah

[schmenke]

Says you!

[MrJan]

Yup

[Donney]

Uh?

[Mp3 Astra]

Argh!

[MrJan]

burp

[Donney]

Was it a nice dinner?

[MrJan]

120-108, 120-108, 120-108. A legend in the making.

[djarumdudley]

the last word knows not which what you speak of, therefore it returns to me.

[MrJan]

Amir Kahn, a British boxer everyone will be hearing a lot more about in years to come.

[Rollo]

120-108, 120-108, 120-108. A legend in the making.

47-42, 47-42, 47-42. Hmm, these are the acceptable "vital statistics" for a lady who would be 7ft 6in assuming a "typical" lady has a waist-height ratio of 52%.

The only name which springs to mind is Jane Bunford would was Britain's tallest ever woman.

[MrJan]

Have you ever considered returning to reality Rollo?

[Donney]

Do you think there's a map for that?

[MrJan]

closest I could find :D http://www.multimap.com/maps/?hloc=%20|reality#t=l&map=46.7327,9.428|16|4&loc=%20:46.7327:9.428:11|reality|Realta,%20Graubün den%20(Grisons)

[schmenke]

Is that where the LW used to reside?

[MrJan]

No the LW used to be in Montreal. Now it's in Exeter, capital of Devon and home of football

[Donney]

The things you learn in this thread...

[Rollo]

Have you ever considered returning to reality Rollo?

Why?

It's a world where the electric, water, council rates, gas & mortgage payments need to be made; where the neighbours on the left hand side have a child with a nasty case of colic and so keeps me awake half the night, where the front lawn is perpetually flooding because of a water course that runs down the lane way that's upside the property and flows across it and where I drive for an hour and 20 minutes to and from work to do a job which quite frankly I hate but will end up doing for the next 40 years.

Return to Reality? Ha! It's a place I'd rather stay out of... so I use the A40 bypass and either drive straight into Fantasy or Daydreaming.

[Mp3 Astra]

How depressing...

Talking of depressing, Miguel has football scores in his sig... COME ON, that's just silly! Especially because my neighbouring town apparently lost 4-0 to Miguel's team.

[MrJan]

Not only lost 4-0 but looked like they'd never even seen a football before let alone played with one. To be honest it's embarassing we only put 4 past them. And I'll continue to update the scores in my sig (unless we lose or the playoff dream is crushed ;) )

[Rollo]

If you wanted to make Mr Yeo depressed, one only needs to remind him of New Years Day 2008. Something about 1-0... Torquay?

[MrJan]

Yeah but we played well and had beaten them 4-3 on boxing day with only 10 men. Plus we most definately outsung them even though we were away. Some you win, wome you lose.

[Donney]

Like you losing the LW?

[Mp3 Astra]

I'm definately winning the LW.

[Rollo]

This has "Evie Part 3" overtones.

[djarumdudley]

finally home from work last word!!

[MrJan]

at work LW

[Donney]

Same here.

[MrJan]

no it isn't

[Donney]

Why? I'm at work and the LW is mine.

[MrJan]

no it isn't

[djarumdudley]

obviously an audit is in order.

[Donney]

Nah, too much paper work.

[MrJan]

i'VE GOT A BAT

[Rollo]

A cricket bat is Un-American!.. which is a damn good thing!

[MrJan]

I've got feet as well

[Rollo]

Only two though... anymore and you'd have a yard!

[MrJan]

I need a poo

[Donney]

Well.... that's a tad much information.

[MrJan]

I don't anymore, had one :D

[Donney]

congratulations?

[schmenke]

If you don't poo you die.

[MrJan]

and I don't want that

[Rollo]

How about a fate worse than death? You could watch... Ellen!

[MrJan]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :eek: why would you say a thing like that? You should be banned.

[Rollo]

For making inflammatory comments? Oh tish. I didn't think you were that easily enflamed.

Quick, someone get a fire hose!

[MrJan]

Aahhh, I don't want to be covered in water.

[NoahsGirl]

I'm not sure I know what you wish to be covered in

[MrJan]

I don't wish to be covered in anything, especially water.


































S***, RUN!!!!!! :p : ;) :laugh:

[NoahsGirl]

Nopt even water, you must be whiffing a bit!

[Rollo]

Probably hasn't had a wash since 1963... :o

[MrJan]

Only born in '85 so I don't think those extra 22 years you added are fair.

[Rollo]

Still preoccupied with nineteen, nineteen, nineteen eighty-five?
Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows... on the radio?

[CarlMetro]

Yoink

[Mp3 Astra]

The LW does not like you any more. It feels abandoned by you.

I will now give it a big cuddle.

PS, good to see you back, Carlos. ;)

[Rollo]

Carlos... sounds like a good name for someone who's just had their automobile stolen :D

[djarumdudley]

don't you mean a woofer on wheels?

[MrJan]

wonderwheels?

[Mp3 Astra]

Yes

[MrJan]

Hmmmm

[Mp3 Astra]

oh Rly?

[MrJan]

Is it rly that much more effort to write 3 more ltrs? ;) :p :

[Mp3 Astra]

Oh my, you still don't understand the concept of "OH RLY"!

[djarumdudley]

at least i still understand the concept of LW.

[MrJan]

Oh my, you still don't understand the concept of "OH RLY"!

Nope because I much prefer using real words. I've heard people actually say LOL, they don't laugh they just say LOL. It's horrible.

[Donney]

You mean LOL in real life? Talking with their actual throat and mouth? That's the most stupid thing I can think of!!

[MrJan]

Yup. Safe to say they are people I've overheard not ones that I actually know.

[Donney]

Idiots I say!

[MrJan]

me too

[Rollo]

Nope because I much prefer using real words. I've heard people actually say LOL, they don't laugh they just say LOL. It's horrible.

Our friend Daniel, ex of WA does this. It's scary.

kthxbai

[MrJan]

morning :wave:

[Donney]

Hi there.

[MrJan]

boo

[Donney]

Are you trying to scare us?

[MrJan]

No I'm just saying that you're all rubbish :p : Boooooo

[Donney]

Thta's so unappropriate Mr. Yeo.

[MrJan]

Booooooo

[Rollo]

Oh boo yourself.

[MrJan]

It'll cost ya

[NoahsGirl]

Good evening all

[MrJan]

:wave:

[Donney]

I'm tired....

[MrJan]

Poor sleepy Donney, no LW to comfort him.

[Rollo]

I guess it'll have to be another night of falling asleep in front of the telly with a glass of pinot grigot and a danish.

[MrJan]

Whatever floats your boat I suppose

[djarumdudley]

me having the last word does a pretty good job!

[Donney]

And how's your boat now?

[MrJan]

I think it was Rollo's boat.

[Captain VXR]

I think that this misunterpetration cannot go on any longer

[Donney]

I think you are right.

[Rollo]

I also concur. Right then, where's me boat?

[MrJan]

Scotland

[djarumdudley]

hmmm....check again

[Captain VXR]

a small town in Poland called Ostrzeszow

[MrJan]

I don't think it is.

[Donney]

It is not here, that's for sure.

[MrJan]

Well we all already knew that :p : ;)

[djarumdudley]

did you also know i possess the last word?

[Donney]

That's something only you seem to believe.

[MrJan]

I did believe it but not anymore

[Captain VXR]

I know that feeling












:D

[djarumdudley]

seems like it has returned

[MrJan]

so it has

[djarumdudley]

did it really?

[MrJan]

yes, it did

[DonnieDarco]

Meep Meep

[MrJan]

What? Did you want something?

[djarumdudley]

i've got what i need

[MrJan]

But you forgot your capitals.

[Mp3 Astra]

Crap!

[Rollo]

But you forgot your capitals.

Montgomery, Juneau, Phoenix, Little Rock, Sacramento, Denver, Hartford, Dover, Tallahassee, Atlanta, Honolulu, Boise, Springfield, Indianapolis, Des Moines, Topeka, Frankfort, Baton Rouge, Augusta, Annapolis, Boston, Lansing, Saint Paul, Jackson, Jefferson City, Helena, Lincoln, Carson City, Concord, Trenton, Santa Fe, Albany, Raliegh, Bismarck, Columbus, Oklahoma City, Salem, Harrisburg, Providence, Columbia, Pierre, Nashville, Austin, Salt Lake City, Montpelier, Olympia, Charleston, Madison and Cheyenne.

And the fact that I know all of those should put most Americans to shame.

[MrJan]

Exeter is the capital of Devon :D

[Rollo]

I thought that the capital of Devon was D :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_%28sausage%29

[djarumdudley]

d is also the final letter in last word, which is mine.

[Rollo]

Is? Was! Might be again? Remember remember the... something of November?

[djarumdudley]

the Ides? aren't those on the 7th of November?

[Rollo]

The ides are the 15th of the month; the ides of March are when certain Roman Imperators met their certain Roman End.

[MrJan]

I live near Ide, only it's pronounced Eeed :D

[schmenke]

I've only ever known the Ides of March.
Are there Ides in every month? ...tough year for Romans :mark:

[MrJan]

Does that mean we need to beware of all the Ides or just the ones in March?

[NoahsGirl]

But what about the Mad March Hare, is he involved in this?

[MrJan]

He might well be. Look out for the disappearing cat to, the smarmy one with the smirk.

[NoahsGirl]

I may hibernate throughout March, it sounds too dangerous and freaky

[Mp3 Astra]

All the best people are born in March!

[MrJan]

Balls. May is where it's at.

[NoahsGirl]

I can't believe i am going to say this, but I agree, May is the best month!

[MrJan]

Awesome. NG said I was right, NG said I was riiight. Jan was right, Jan was right :bounce: ;) :p :

[Rollo]

Nope, NoahsGirl was right - you are wrong.

Rule 1: Women are right; men are wrong - even if they happen to agree.
Rule 2: For all exceptions to rule 1, rule 1 still applys.

I met Miss Right once, it's just that her first name was "Always"

[MrJan]

Aah but I am more right more of the time.

[djarumdudley]

The ides are the 15th of the month; the ides of March are when certain Roman Imperators met their certain Roman End.

understood, but for myself(and my native land) November 7th seems truly appropriate.

[Rollo]

You're not Russian are you? The October Revolution began on November 7. Yeah I know that sounds daft, but they didn't correct their calendar like everyone else did until after the war.

[MrJan]

Hello

[schmenke]

'Lo

[MrJan]

'k'

[Rollo]

when come back, bring pie

[MrJan]

'Lo Bob. Me like pie. Pie, pie, pie........PIE!!!!!!

[Mp3 Astra]

There you go: π

[Rollo]

Where? Kenya? Forget Norway!

... more like Snoreway

[MrJan]

Badegrs, badgers, badgers, badgers

[Captain VXR]

me want to go to Tunisia and Tanzania

[schmenke]

Me want beer.

[djarumdudley]

You're not Russian are you? The October Revolution began on November 7. Yeah I know that sounds daft, but they didn't correct their calendar like everyone else did until after the war.

no, i'm american. it's our election day, surely to be another disaster this year.

[MrJan]

skill

[Mp3 Astra]

That's shocking!

[NoahsGirl]

I hope everyone is having a pleasant weekend so far

[MrJan]

2-1 Grecians, Argyle, Torquay and Burton lose, you're damn straight I'm having a good weekend.

[schmenke]

Had my daughter's baptism this morning :)
Now I'm about to plop myself in front of the boob-tube to watch the Jersey vs. Habs game, with a cold brew.
Not working tomorrorw.
Yeah, good day so far... :D

[stevie_gerrard]

Wow, the LW has been starved of attention since ive been gone, i think i better spruce it back up a bit....

[djarumdudley]

friday night and saturday morning i suffered miserably at work as problem after problem prevented me from leaving. the payoff was nice as i was able to return home to an empty house, a just starting Las Vegas Nationwide race, and some cold Miller High Lifes.
tommorow is a different story as i help a roommate move out.

[Rollo]

I have discovered that drinking a pint of espresso coffee as part of a bet is not only truly strange, but that I now have light spots in my eyes.

[Mp3 Astra]

A PINT? Watch out for the grim reaper my friend...

[MrJan]

PINT?

Why thank you. I'll have a nice cold lager please.

[Mp3 Astra]

Okay, that'll be £LW please.

[Mp3 Astra]

Okay, that'll be £LW please.

[MrJan]

I'm sorry but I'm saving all my £LW

[Mp3 Astra]

Then you can't have your bleedin' pint. Spit it out!

[MrJan]

I'm not wasting good beer dammit, I was raised better than that.

[Mp3 Astra]

Don't make me pop over to Exeter City and turn the turf upside down...

[Rollo]

Um, I hate to point this out but it's actually Burnley who play on "The Turf" and not Exeter, Exeter play at St James' Park.

How much does a Grecian Urn?

[Mp3 Astra]

As much as you want? Oh wait that's string...

Anyway, time for a Birthday LW before I go to sleep and then wake to "L" plates and a general driving-themed day. :D

[MrJan]

Don't make me pop over to Exeter City and turn the turf upside down...

Not playing at home for a few weeks and our excellent groundstaff could take care of it. Unlike most BSP teams you can actually tell when the turf is upside down.

[djarumdudley]

half day at work last word!

[MrJan]

booooo

[Rollo]

Oh boo yourself.

[MrJan]

ummm, no

[Mp3 Astra]

Ummm, KTHXBAI.

[MrJan]

Well said.

[Mp3 Astra]

I know!

[schmenke]

Thx1138

[djarumdudley]

nice, a non-Star Wars George Lucas reference

[MrJan]

Koivu is a sissy, Habs suck :p : ;) :D

[schmenke]

Umm... yes, the Habs suck enough to be in 1st place :p :

...and Sundin is a sissy :p :

But that is all subject for another thread... so says the LW :D

[MrJan]

It's not about the winning, it's about me being the best and always right :D

[Mp3 Astra]

But that will never happen. So I have the LW.

[Rollo]

Cows make the beefs

[MrJan]

Where's the beefs

[schmenke]

Moo

[djarumdudley]

yes, moo indeed.

[Mp3 Astra]

Profound!

[djarumdudley]

yes, existentialism was on high!

[MrJan]

You're high?

[Mp3 Astra]

High as Randy!

[Rollo]

Dirty little devil

[MrJan]

Who, Randy De Puniet?

[Rollo]

Randy Savage? Randy Mamola? Randy Kamp? Randy Marsh? Randy Hickey?

They all sound a bit... toey for it.

[djarumdudley]

snap into a slim jim!!

[Rollo]

back in a jiffy

[MrJan]

Jiffy bag?

[Mp3 Astra]

[quote="Rollo"]Randy Hickey?/quote]

Yeehaaawww! :D

Ich liebe My Name is Earl.

[Rollo]

When you go into the Witness Protection Program, do they let you pick your own name? 'Cause if I ever witness anything, I'm going to name myself "Crash Fistfight."

[MrJan]

Cherche La Femme

[Rollo]

What about changing your name to something awful like Farty McCrablice and then cure a disease, so they'll have to name a street after you, and the Prime Minister will have to say, "God bless Farty McCrablice".

The Matlock Expressway formerly known as the Michael Jackson Expressway would become the Farty McCrablice Expressway :D

[schmenke]

Max Power

[MrJan]

Dr Ngyeun Van Falk

[Rollo]

Max Power
Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the 'G's!

[MrJan]

:laugh: :laugh:

[djarumdudley]

mine

[MrJan]

yours?

[Rollo]

You and yours?

[MrJan]

And his

[NoahsGirl]

Definately mine

[djarumdudley]

not quite

[Rollo]

Definitely Maybe

[MrJan]

yup

[Rollo]

55,000 at Knebworth would agree with you.

[MrJan]

Who's 55,000?

[schmenke]

What's at Knebworth?

[MrJan]

A Big house

[Rollo]

He lives in a house, a very big house in the country

[MrJan]

He's got morning glory and likes a different story.

[Rollo]

What I can't believe is that Country House went No.1 over Roll With It by Oasis.

History records that one of the biggest Number Twos went to Number One.

[MrJan]

Skoot

[schmenke]

Skeet? :mark:

[MrJan]

Shoot

[Rollo]

Fiddlesticks, poppycock, balderdash, bollocks and dang nabbit even.

[schmenke]

Tsk, such language...