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Rollo
21st November 2007, 00:11
If you must leave scat, please give it to MP3 Astra whom as we know keeps a collection.

MrJan
21st November 2007, 00:32
does he like jazz then? I don't although someone told me the other day that Donnie likes Scat Wee, dunno who that is though :D :p :

djarumdudley
21st November 2007, 06:56
the last word has no need to be around such bad punnery.

Donney
21st November 2007, 12:23
The LW prefers to be with me.

MrJan
21st November 2007, 13:37
really?

Donney
21st November 2007, 15:31
Indeed.

MrJan
21st November 2007, 18:55
yoink

Donney
21st November 2007, 21:17
That's so Metrovich.....

schmenke
21st November 2007, 21:25
Schmenke to the rescue!

DonnieDarco
21st November 2007, 22:00
Yeah, like that'd work :erm: :D

schmenke
21st November 2007, 23:43
It's worth a try innit?

MrJan
22nd November 2007, 00:02
Has everyone gone street in here?

Rollo
22nd November 2007, 00:04
Err... no.

Does anyone happen to know the phone number of a delivery service that goes round to peoples' houses and punches them in the face? I think McClaren needs a decent punch in the face tonight.

MrJan
22nd November 2007, 00:34
I think in this case it's time to push the boat out and go for the service that kicks them in the goolies, steals their money and stamps on their head.

djarumdudley
22nd November 2007, 06:55
if i read that correctly, long story being short, the last word shall remain mine. i'm sure you'll understand.

Donney
22nd November 2007, 11:25
I'm afraid you don't read that correctly.

MrJan
22nd November 2007, 14:25
yeeesssssss

schmenke
22nd November 2007, 20:44
Noooooooo

MrJan
22nd November 2007, 21:06
Sort Offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Rollo
23rd November 2007, 00:37
2, 4, 6, 8, what do we appreciate? Doubling!

There will be only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't :D

Donney
23rd November 2007, 12:14
Now we all have a place in the world....

schmenke
23rd November 2007, 16:36
The LW prefers hexadecimal.

MrJan
23rd November 2007, 19:58
I thought the LW preferred English

Captain VXR
23rd November 2007, 22:52
Was ist die 'englisch'?

Rollo
24th November 2007, 00:24
For the remainer of this week I'm going to be British rather than English after England's exit from Euro 2008.

DonnieDarco
24th November 2007, 00:45
The world cup is better anyway, so who cares :D

MrJan
24th November 2007, 13:53
Me because we are now in the second pool for the 2010 draw which means playing teams that we simply aren't good enough to beat.

Mp3 Astra
25th November 2007, 16:28
I and typing this last words post using speech recognition software. It’s really starting to make me angry so I decided to steal the last words to make myself happier. I’d hate to technology sometimes anywhere rather than that. Diocese made no sense a afraid. That’s technology four year. Janet

MrJan
25th November 2007, 20:49
Janet?

Mp3 Astra
25th November 2007, 22:39
I think I meant to say "damn it".

Rollo
25th November 2007, 23:27
Today, John is going to the village off-license because Janet has had 'one of those days' at work and has run out of cream sherry.

Janet gives John the money and tells him not to talk to any strange women.

See John skip down the road. - "I do not skip!"

The off license is next door to the Hare and Hounds pub.

John is not allowed to go into the pub. Do you know what barred means? John does.

'Ring-ring' goes the shop bell.

See Mrs. Davies behind the counter. Mrs. Davies is from Wales. See the consonants.

Mrs. Davies is looking for something.

"Hello Mrs. Davies", says John.

"Hello John", says Mrs Davies.

"Have you lost something?", says John.

"Yes", says Mrs. Davies, "It's a piece from an old wooden chess-set. I can't find it anywhere, and it's an antique. I've been looking for weeks. Anyway, what would you like today John?"

John says, "I'd like a bottle of dry sherry please".

See John give Mrs. Davies the money, and put the change in his pocket.

"Thank you Mrs. Davies", says John.

See John start to skip home.

John has not gone far when he remember that he should have asked for cream sherry, not dry. Silly John.

See John run back to the off-license. "I'm sorry Mrs. Davies", says John, "I asked you for the wrong sherry. Could I have a bottle of cream sherry instead?"

"Of course", says Mrs. Davies. "Perhaps you can help me? Mrs. Bickerdyke told me that you are very good with your hands. Could you make me another chess piece? I would be ever so grateful".

See Mrs. Davies give John a chess-piece. "Yes", says John, "I can make one of these". John knows what a spokeshave is. Clever John.

John says, "I don't play chess much, but I do like a game of cards".

"So do I", says Mrs. Davies, "Next time you're passing, call in for a drink and a game of seven-card-stud in the lounge-bar".

"Goodbye Mrs. Davies", says John. "Goodbye John, and thank you", says Mrs. Davies. What fun!

John skips home to see Janet. Janet is waiting on the doorstep. See Janet take two or three big mouthfulls from the sherry. Thirsty Janet.

"Sorry I was so long", says John. "Mrs. Davies asked me to copy this pawn for her when she gave me some cream for the dry sack. Mrs. Bickerdyke told her that if she was short of a piece, that I had no trouble getting wood, and she said that next time I'm passing I should call in for a drink and Poker in the snug."

See sherry come out of Janet's nose.

Do you know how to pull someone through a letter-box by their beard?

Janet does. Poor John.

DonnieDarco
25th November 2007, 23:50
There's a lesson in that somewhere :D

Mp3 Astra
26th November 2007, 00:48
That's just crude! That's like the small boy on thanksgiving one... I will not say any more!

MrJan
26th November 2007, 14:01
xfutxuyf

Donney
26th November 2007, 15:44
Is that Coldplay's new album?

MrJan
26th November 2007, 19:23
Maybe

Rollo
27th November 2007, 06:18
There is a massive 3 foot bird turd just outside my front door. Does anyone want to hazard a guess as to what species of bird could be so filled up with white crud, that it could leave a splodge that big?

Donney
27th November 2007, 12:52
No, thank you.

MrJan
27th November 2007, 14:21
There is a massive 3 foot bird turd just outside my front door. Does anyone want to hazard a guess as to what species of bird could be so filled up with white crud, that it could leave a splodge that big?

Donnie? :p :

DonnieDarco
27th November 2007, 19:11
Miguel you b!tch, outside. NOW. :D

MrJan
27th November 2007, 23:08
No thanks, bit too cold for me :D

Mp3 Astra
28th November 2007, 00:45
Penguin?

DonnieDarco
28th November 2007, 04:43
whatever species of bird it is, its clearly very poorly :D

djarumdudley
28th November 2007, 06:42
last word mine.

Donney
28th November 2007, 12:25
No, not yours.

Mp3 Astra
28th November 2007, 18:34
I would like to contradict you.

MrJan
28th November 2007, 19:00
Is that a euphemism?

Donney
28th November 2007, 19:12
All I know is that is wrong.

MrJan
28th November 2007, 19:56
really?

Rollo
28th November 2007, 22:54
Rong rong and rong. Ha! I've even spelled wrong wrong to prove how wrong you are. Are you a lecturer in Wrongitude at Wrongford Universitym specialising in Wrongness and Wrongology?

That's how wrong you are.

Donney
29th November 2007, 11:43
I think that was Carl or Donnie.

MrJan
29th November 2007, 19:02
Boo-bop

Mp3 Astra
29th November 2007, 21:46
The last word doesn't recognise this man... who is Jan Yeo? Where has Miguel Sanchez gone?

MrJan
29th November 2007, 21:56
Miguel Sanchez had a few legal problems and shan't be joining us any more ;) But I'll think you'll find that the LW and I are old friends :D

Rollo
29th November 2007, 23:57
Are you the baliff for the High Sheriff or something, or is the Yeo in this case nothing to do with the Yeoman?

DonnieDarco
30th November 2007, 00:01
I have just spent the day doing legal training, if that helps :D

Rollo
30th November 2007, 04:35
Pharmaceutical Society of Great Britain v. Boots Cash Chemists (Southern) Ltd. (1953)

The implications of which are I can walk around in a store with my pockets full of merchandise and still not be charged with theft until I walk out because I have stolen anything :D

djarumdudley
30th November 2007, 06:45
so as long as i don't exit this thread i've not actually stolen the last word. if i understand this correctly the last word is mine forever henceforth.

Mp3 Astra
30th November 2007, 08:42
I drinketh thy last word and I slay you anon. That's some made up Chaucer for you.

DonnieDarco
30th November 2007, 09:14
Putting a few henceforths or notwithstandings or aforementioneds in your post does not grant you legal rights to the LW :D

Donney
30th November 2007, 11:46
Indeed, or something...

schmenke
30th November 2007, 16:29
Give it a rest birthday boy. The LW is mine!

djarumdudley
30th November 2007, 19:23
once again it reverts back to me.

MrJan
30th November 2007, 19:27
Are you the baliff for the High Sheriff or something, or is the Yeo in this case nothing to do with the Yeoman?

Can't remember being a baliff, maybe when I was drunk one because I woke up with an exercise bike in the kitchen that wasn't there before. Otherwise it's mostly because it's my name :D

DonnieDarco
30th November 2007, 23:55
Once a mig, always a mig :D

Mp3 Astra
1st December 2007, 18:57
I'm back from work (yes, I'm a a working woman now) for some LW funtime!

MrJan
1st December 2007, 20:26
I'm drinking in Bath. Not the bath but the city of Bath.

djarumdudley
2nd December 2007, 04:39
we've got something in common, as we're both drinking. the difference is i'm imbibing with the last word.

MrJan
2nd December 2007, 23:17
bet you can't guess what I'm doing now

Rollo
2nd December 2007, 23:37
bet you can't guess what I'm doing now

I bet I can guess; especially when you consider a previous post:


maybe when I was drunk one because I woke up with an exercise bike in the kitchen that wasn't there before

and this news report:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

The question is, will the exercise bike still love you in the morning?

DonnieDarco
2nd December 2007, 23:45
I bet he never calls it :D

MrJan
3rd December 2007, 22:15
I can't remember what happened so it is certainly a possibility :mark:

And the bike disappeared. One night I left it outside and the next morning it had gone :bigcry: ;)

Rollo
4th December 2007, 05:29
I guess this shows that love is a fickle thing.

I wonder if it will now become a community bike.

Donney
4th December 2007, 11:07
I wonder what the bike's parents think.

MrJan
4th December 2007, 11:10
It was a street bike anyway, they don't have parents that care.

Rollo
4th December 2007, 11:54
It's going to spend it's life on the white lines now innit? :D

MrJan
4th December 2007, 14:07
Yup, until one day it's lying in a scrapheap wondering where it all went wrong

Donney
4th December 2007, 21:54
It may be a good time to write a book with advice for other bikes.

MrJan
4th December 2007, 22:32
I'm not sure it can write

Rollo
5th December 2007, 01:11
I should like to point out that the current subject of this thread is an Illiterate Harlot Bicycle... yet another world first! :D

MrJan
5th December 2007, 11:15
No the subject of the thread is the LW and I win

CarlMetro
5th December 2007, 17:36
Nope sorry, your assumption is incorrect, please see the manager for further information

Donney
5th December 2007, 21:16
Why don't you go and search for him/her, while I take care of the LW? :D

NoahsGirl
5th December 2007, 22:07
I'll be taking the LW homne now for a while and a catch up chat

MrJan
5th December 2007, 22:15
**** run!!! :D That's enough catching up, me and the LW have to plan our trip to Toronto

CarlMetro
5th December 2007, 22:40
You're going to Tonto? Is that with or without the Lone Ranger?

Rollo
5th December 2007, 23:02
Tonto works for Abbey National as the assistant to the Credit Manager - the Loan Arranger.

MrJan
6th December 2007, 00:00
Yes going to Tonto, presumably you're going back to school Carl :p : ;) :laugh:

Rollo
6th December 2007, 00:56
I wouldn't consign Carl to the Looney Bin though, in these days of environmental conscienceness it would be a better idea to have him recycled... or bicycled... or Illiterate Harlot Bicycled :D

djarumdudley
6th December 2007, 06:32
how bout Bicycled a la playing cards?

MrJan
6th December 2007, 11:02
I prefer ooh lala playing cards, youknow the ones you snigger over as a kid

schmenke
6th December 2007, 16:08
Skip Toronto and continue on to Montreal.

MrJan
6th December 2007, 21:25
Unfortunately the plane is only landing in Toronto and I just love the Maple Leafs :p : Not really, my bro is there so going to visit him :)

schmenke
6th December 2007, 22:19
Tell your brother to move :p :

Rollo
6th December 2007, 23:02
King's Rook to Kings Rook 8 aught to do it; that way, you can just pick off the back line pieces thus rendering the King vulnerable.

DonnieDarco
11th December 2007, 21:32
Eh?

Donney
11th December 2007, 21:44
Obviously.

Rollo
11th December 2007, 23:17
This would be post 5555 for me, except in here they don't count :D

Rollo
11th December 2007, 23:17
Wooo boogety boo.

Rollo
11th December 2007, 23:18
Ok, the fun's already worn off from that... :(

djarumdudley
12th December 2007, 01:57
no, now it has.

MrJan
13th December 2007, 01:04
Yeeyyyyyyy

Donney
13th December 2007, 21:20
My last word.

Rollo
13th December 2007, 23:18
Forever? Hmm... if you say so.

MrJan
13th December 2007, 23:49
I don't say so

djarumdudley
14th December 2007, 04:44
you wouldn't without the last word.

schmenke
14th December 2007, 19:01
Yawn...

MrJan
14th December 2007, 20:21
stretch

DonnieDarco
14th December 2007, 21:01
I don't want to stretch! Jeez, some people are SO bossy :D

MrJan
14th December 2007, 23:08
Hey, at least I'm clean :p : :D

Pre-drinking last word :beer:

DonnieDarco
15th December 2007, 00:18
We only have your word for the clean part, and we know of your sordid affairs with bicycles :D

MrJan
15th December 2007, 05:11
Hey, judge not lest ye be judged. All I'm saying is that given your love of cat odours cannot be overlooked in this argument.

Donney
15th December 2007, 13:00
Whereas I'm only guilty of loving chocolate and Pringles, the LW is mine. :D

NoahsGirl
15th December 2007, 19:12
I'm sweet and innocent - so I'm taking the LW

Donney
15th December 2007, 20:50
You probably are, but the LW is mine.

MrJan
15th December 2007, 22:17
I'm sexy so I'm taking the LW

djarumdudley
16th December 2007, 02:53
hope the last word enjoyed it's time with you as it's my turn.

DonnieDarco
16th December 2007, 05:12
You want time with Miguel???? :D

MrJan
16th December 2007, 06:49
Everyone wants time with me, especially when I'm as drunk and sexy as I am right now :D

Mp3 Astra
16th December 2007, 20:32
It's against my morals to spend time with drunk and sexy fictional characters.

Rollo
17th December 2007, 00:10
How sexy is he though? Because I am a chap, I would wager not much.

Mp3 Astra
17th December 2007, 01:29
Depends on what kind of chap you are... but that's another long and interesting tale. The current tale is that I have the LW. The end.

MrJan
17th December 2007, 02:20
I am very sexy, and very hungover and also cold, not used to this much snow.

Rollo
17th December 2007, 12:53
I am very sexy, and very hungover

This says it all innit? :D

MrJan
17th December 2007, 19:32
This says that I have the LW, soon something else wil say that someone else has the last word but that's how it goes down sometimes.

schmenke
17th December 2007, 21:26
Burp...

MrJan
17th December 2007, 23:29
Fart

CarlMetro
18th December 2007, 09:18
parp

Donney
18th December 2007, 10:20
Uh?

I think I'll have the LW.

CarlMetro
18th December 2007, 15:04
really?

Donney
18th December 2007, 16:12
Indeed.

schmenke
18th December 2007, 20:15
Undoubtedly

Mp3 Astra
18th December 2007, 22:19
Shut up.

MrJan
18th December 2007, 22:30
My first LW since arriving back in Blighty

Rollo
18th December 2007, 23:11
Does this mean that in your own mind, that you are in fact bringing sexy back?

DonnieDarco
19th December 2007, 02:59
Only Justin Trousersnake can do that :D

djarumdudley
19th December 2007, 05:30
did he star in Black Snake Bone?

Donney
19th December 2007, 15:33
I don't know, I'll ask the LW if you don't mind.

NoahsGirl
19th December 2007, 16:22
LW doesn't care about the Trousersnake, it's here in Scotland with me caring about my Christmas!!

MrJan
19th December 2007, 19:46
You got a trousersnake for Christmas? :p :

Donney
19th December 2007, 21:04
I'll have the LW for Christmas.

MrJan
19th December 2007, 21:04
Really?

Rollo
19th December 2007, 22:47
I'm making a daft noise for Christmas

CarlMetro
19th December 2007, 23:18
nothing new there then :p :

Mp3 Astra
20th December 2007, 00:15
Plenty new here... A second just past... and another one... and another one while I was typing this. This could take a while; don't bother trying to steal the LW.

Rollo
20th December 2007, 01:39
Hesitantly, reluctantly, Helen slipped out of a sling, tight-waisted waspy and stood naked in the moonlight before me. Somewhere a clock chimed three. An owl hooted in the nearby copse. No wind stirred the casement window. She stood in the pale, translucent light on the Persian carpet. A minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then... another minute passed. Then another minute passed. And another. A further minute passed quickly, followed by another minute, when suddenly, a different minute passed, followed by another different minute. And another. And yet another further different minute. A minute passed. I glanced at my watch. It was a minute past. This was it. A minute passed. After a moment, another minute passed. I waited a minute while a minute passed quickly past. And then, a minute which seemed to last an hour but was only a minute... passed.

That was "A Minute Passed", by John Finlissom. You can hear Episode Nine of "A Minute Passsed" tomorrow night at a minute past.

djarumdudley
20th December 2007, 04:24
i reclaim the last word as i refuse to be without it for another.......minute......terrible....

MrJan
20th December 2007, 14:24
Hesitantly, reluctantly, Helen slipped out of a sling, tight-waisted waspy and stood naked in the moonlight before me. Somewhere a clock chimed three. An owl hooted in the nearby copse. No wind stirred the casement window. She stood in the pale, translucent light on the Persian carpet. A minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then... another minute passed. Then another minute passed. And another. A further minute passed quickly, followed by another minute, when suddenly, a different minute passed, followed by another different minute. And another. And yet another further different minute. A minute passed. I glanced at my watch. It was a minute past. This was it. A minute passed. After a moment, another minute passed. I waited a minute while a minute passed quickly past. And then, a minute which seemed to last an hour but was only a minute... passed.

That was "A Minute Passed", by John Finlissom. You can hear Episode Nine of "A Minute Passsed" tomorrow night at a minute past.

First heard that on Monty Python's Previous Record when I was about 8. My parents had sadly forgotten about all the swearing and adult humour and soon regretted it when me and my brother were running round the house shouting "'cause she's a f***ing princess that's why". Good times :D

djarumdudley
21st December 2007, 09:35
ha!!! that reminds me of when my mother took me to see
Eddie Murphy's Raw when i was eight. don't think i'll ever forget the look on the mom's face when she realized the inappropriateness factor!!i downside is that i a;so recall the ticket exchange for "The Presidio".......yeah i can't recall that film either....

MrJan
21st December 2007, 12:41
cheese

Donney
22nd December 2007, 11:50
I like cheese.

CarlMetro
22nd December 2007, 18:21
on toast?

MrJan
22nd December 2007, 19:32
With brown sauce or a drop of lea and perrins :facelick:

DonnieDarco
23rd December 2007, 14:40
I like pickled onions at Christmas.

Donney
23rd December 2007, 17:35
I like all those things and I also like the Lw which is having coffee by my side.

MrJan
23rd December 2007, 18:56
mmmmmmmmm and cheese

Donney
24th December 2007, 12:39
It wasn't coffee and cheese it was coffe and nice conversation if I recall correctly.

MrJan
24th December 2007, 13:49
Who said I was talking to you Donney? :p : ;)

Donney
26th December 2007, 10:01
The LW was talking to me....

Happy Boxing Day people!

MrJan
27th December 2007, 13:28
Happy Day After Exeter Beat Torquay 4-3 With Only Ten Men to all of you. The LW very much enjoyed being in a crowd of 7,800 people most of them cheering for the City :D :bounce:

Donney
28th December 2007, 15:31
I didn't know the LW likes football, you live you learn as they say.

MrJan
28th December 2007, 21:52
k8mj8ijm

Rollo
28th December 2007, 23:47
Just like the ad with that girl in the phone box, this is a perfect advert for drug abuse.

MrJan
28th December 2007, 23:53
You should never abuse drugs, treat them as you would anyone else.

Donney
30th December 2007, 16:47
That sounds fair.

Captain VXR
31st December 2007, 11:22
Uh huh

Donney
31st December 2007, 12:08
Happy New Year everyone!!!!

MrJan
31st December 2007, 16:07
cheese

Captain VXR
31st December 2007, 20:03
cheddar

MrJan
31st December 2007, 20:10
edam

DonnieDarco
1st January 2008, 02:48
Happy new year to all, and may those who want it have much cheese :D

Captain VXR
1st January 2008, 13:34
my first lw of 2008 :p

MrJan
1st January 2008, 21:03
ill

Donney
2nd January 2008, 09:35
Take a pill, I'll take the LW.

MrJan
2nd January 2008, 11:03
pills no work so i'll try the LW instead

Donney
2nd January 2008, 15:37
The LW is not currently available.

MrJan
2nd January 2008, 17:21
Certainly not, I have it :p :

Donney
3rd January 2008, 14:07
Do you?

I thought you were ill....

MrJan
3rd January 2008, 17:35
getting better especially with help from the LW

schmenke
4th January 2008, 00:05
Not any more...

Mp3 Astra
4th January 2008, 02:01
Just come away from my first online PS3 experience and I have to say; it's nearly as good as yoinking!

Donney
4th January 2008, 09:52
There's nothing like yoinking!

MrJan
4th January 2008, 12:18
mine

schmenke
4th January 2008, 15:38
Mine!

Yoinking rules!

MrJan
4th January 2008, 18:02
Yoinking is definately cool but the LW is not yours.

DonnieDarco
4th January 2008, 23:04
I agree with that.

CarlMetro
4th January 2008, 23:14
so do I :D

MrJan
5th January 2008, 20:28
Me too

Donney
6th January 2008, 06:05
I should be in bed by now....

Donney
6th January 2008, 15:52
Long live the Eastern Monarchies!!!!!


Nice blokes they are. :D

MrJan
7th January 2008, 09:55
I'm a nice bloke :D

Donney
7th January 2008, 12:03
I'll ask the LW for confirmation.

MrJan
7th January 2008, 13:41
The LW he say YES!!! :bandit:

schmenke
7th January 2008, 17:06
The LW doesn't know what it's talking about.

Mp3 Astra
7th January 2008, 17:27
LW say: "Oh Hai, I are in your house bein ur LW kthxbye".

It's been on the Bailey's.

MrJan
7th January 2008, 19:06
I love broadband. I can download music now and it doesn't take 45 minutes per track or 3 hours to download the Fighting Talk podcast

Rollo
8th January 2008, 08:23
LW say: "Oh Hai, I are in your house bein ur LW kthxbye".

It's been on the Bailey's.

Or it's a cat...

I maded you a cookie but I eated it?

MrJan
8th January 2008, 11:17
I burnt the roof of my mouth, it hurts.

Mp3 Astra
8th January 2008, 17:35
Waz it cheezbrgr?

MrJan
8th January 2008, 18:08
Npe bcn & eg srny. (Y wrtng lk ths?)

Donney
8th January 2008, 19:20
Do you, people, have anything against vowels? ;)

The Lw and I prefer the normal writing.

Mp3 Astra
8th January 2008, 19:29
Lolcat rules state that bad grammar must be used in order to be accepted as a proper lolcat. However I am not a lol cat, so I shall stop talking like that.

Rollo
9th January 2008, 05:53
Mr Astra is a really swinging hep cat.

Welcome to Jazz Club; have a real swell time.

MrJan
9th January 2008, 09:28
ewwww jazz.

Rollo
9th January 2008, 13:50
Off to sick bay with you, please get your mind out of your pants.

MrJan
9th January 2008, 14:05
My mind isn't in my pants, it's on how rubbish jazz is.

Donney
10th January 2008, 16:18
I much prefer blues.

MrJan
10th January 2008, 20:30
Damn straight, blues music is way cooler than jazz :up: :s mokin:

Rollo
10th January 2008, 23:35
Is there some way we can restart the two tone revolution? Bring back Ska!

MrJan
11th January 2008, 09:30
If you want. I bought a Madness record the other day so I've done my bit.

Donney
11th January 2008, 12:27
Don't count on me, I'm not a fan of ska, sounds like overreved reggae to me.

MrJan
11th January 2008, 14:49
Exactly. Very cool.

schmenke
11th January 2008, 19:55
Na na na na boo boo!

MrJan
12th January 2008, 13:41
Isn't that a Girls Aloud song?

Rollo
13th January 2008, 00:28
Na na na na

Na na na na
BATMAN!


Na na na na

Na na na na
BATMAN!

MrJan
14th January 2008, 11:21
Batman, Batman, Batman.

RaikkonenRules
14th January 2008, 18:42
Stop saying batman so much :p :

Rollo
15th January 2008, 02:08
Why? Batman founded Melbourne in 1835.

MrJan
15th January 2008, 10:32
Fishing, Fishing, Fishing.

Donney
17th January 2008, 09:46
Too much fish, I think.

MrJan
17th January 2008, 14:16
Too much? Or too little?

RaikkonenRules
17th January 2008, 17:31
too little fish fish fish fish fish fish fish :p :

MrJan
17th January 2008, 19:58
as in fish that are very, very small?

schmenke
17th January 2008, 21:34
Sounds fishy.

Mp3 Astra
18th January 2008, 01:00
Smells it too... DonnieDarco?

MrJan
18th January 2008, 11:13
No, you're getting confused because fish are eaten by cats, that's what Donnie smells of.

schmenke
18th January 2008, 16:48
It's the, uh, cat by-product that Donnie smells of...

:uhoh:

MrJan
18th January 2008, 22:12
you mean pee?

DonnieDarco
18th January 2008, 22:38
Shut it b!tches :D

MrJan
19th January 2008, 16:45
Shut what? The door?

djarumdudley
20th January 2008, 05:06
i'll be having the last word now. thanks for keeping it warm for me in my absence.

DonnieDarco
20th January 2008, 16:07
Shut what? The door?

Your great big flapping trap :D

MrJan
21st January 2008, 11:11
I don't have a trap.

Mp3 Astra
21st January 2008, 21:06
I have a trapping flap. Does that count?

djarumdudley
21st January 2008, 21:46
Your great big flapping trap :D

wow! a Ben Stiller show reference!!

NoahsGirl
22nd January 2008, 20:18
My last word, we have some catching up to do

schmenke
22nd January 2008, 21:18
All this talk of flapping traps is making both myself and the LW uneasy...

Mp3 Astra
22nd January 2008, 23:02
Talking of uneasy...

djarumdudley
23rd January 2008, 03:14
like you keepin the last word.

Donney
23rd January 2008, 13:35
Which is back to me.

MrJan
23rd January 2008, 21:19
rsgr

Donney
23rd January 2008, 22:14
Jan has lost his vowels.

schmenke
23rd January 2008, 23:39
Jan has lost his bowels

Mp3 Astra
24th January 2008, 00:38
Jan has lost his owls

djarumdudley
24th January 2008, 04:14
Jan has lost his scowls

MrJan
24th January 2008, 11:33
I've lost my cowls

djarumdudley
25th January 2008, 00:58
did you look under your bowls?

MrJan
25th January 2008, 11:17
I did but couldn't see past my jowels

schmenke
25th January 2008, 19:48
Try next to the dowels.

Rollo
27th January 2008, 01:47
Camilla Parker Bowles?