The Last Word

[Rollo]

Actually. Now would be an adequate time to wake up Billie Joe from Green Day. Did he sing "wake me up, when September ends"?

[DonnieDarco]

Don't know, but our computers are being installed at work today, which means I can look stuff up :D

[Rollo]

I used to walk around with a mirror on my shoe so I could look up... something in the encyclopedia :D

And for the same reason, I think we should place all women on a pedastal :D

[CarlMetro]

You have to be careful doing that these days, you could be arrested for being a pervert ;)

[Rollo]

Not I :eek: I'm as pure and innocent as the driven (in) snow :D

[CarlMetro]

Yellow snow?

[stevie_gerrard]

nah the snow i know is normally just white :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I used to walk around with a mirror on my shoe so I could look up... something in the encyclopedia :D

And for the same reason, I think we should place all women on a pedastal :D


You pervert :D

[schmenke]

Rollo's not a perv. He's just creative :D

[CarlMetro]

I thought he was just showing an interest in the female species :D

[Rollo]

Perverted would involve something a wee bit more scandalous than that. We'd be talking something akin to Profumo before it'd even make page 26 these days surely.

[DonnieDarco]

Look guys, as a woman I'm here to inform you that mirrors on shoes to look up skirts is definitely creepy :D

Next I'll be hearing that some of you like to steal women's undies from washing lines!! ;)

[Donney]

Some people are disgusting..... :p

[CarlMetro]

Look guys, as a woman I'm here to inform you that mirrors on shoes to look up skirts is definitely creepy :D

What about if you just polish the toecaps on your shoes lots?

[schmenke]

Hmm... not as visually efficient, but definately less conspicuous :D

[MrJan]

Yep

[DonnieDarco]

You're all sick :D

[CarlMetro]

Nope, not so much as a sniffle, little bit of lower back pain through driving lots today but apart from that not sickness or other ailments here :D

[Rollo]

Next I'll be hearing that some of you like to steal women's undies from washing lines!! ;)

What'd be the point? In Japan you can just buy them from a vending machine:
http://www.angkor.com/japanomatic/bvd.jpg
There are even vending machines which purport to sell used schoolgirls scanties.

Can we move this conversation onto more wholesome subjects... like Weetabix?

[djarumdudley]

seems as the conversation is actually over being that i've got the last word.

[Rollo]

Had the Last Word... HAD :D

[DonnieDarco]

What'd be the point? In Japan you can just buy them from a vending machine:
http://www.angkor.com/japanomatic/bvd.jpg
There are even vending machines which purport to sell used schoolgirls scanties.

Can we move this conversation onto more wholesome subjects... like Weetabix?

Yes happily, although I'd like to point out that you started it :D

[CarlMetro]

It wasn't a conversation, merely a statement of fact. Then someone else decided to make a wholly unfounded remark on the fact in question............

[Donney]

I hope none of you is stealing the LW undies...

[CarlMetro]

I just steal the LW :D

[Donney]

I thought so.

[schmenke]

What'd be the point? In Japan you can just buy them from a vending machine:
http://www.angkor.com/japanomatic/bvd.jpg
...

Do they dispense "Donnie Size"?















:uhoh:

[djarumdudley]

so BVD doesn't stand for "Big Value Donnie"?

[DonnieDarco]

Do they dispense "Donnie Size"?

Clearly they're all way too small for your big ol' ass :D

[MrJan]

Now, now Donnie, there's no need to be rude....people in glass houses and all that :p : :laugh:

[CarlMetro]

People in glass houses....................should make sure the curtains are drawn before getting undressed?

[MrJan]

Unless they're extroverts.

[djarumdudley]

continually at work last word

[Rollo]

I'm looking forward to Sunday. 7 hours of sitting on my bot bot watching cars on the telly.

[schmenke]

We have a 2 1/2 hour drive to the sister-in-law's on Sunday :mark: :s

[MrJan]

aboot

[stevie_gerrard]

Celebratory LW celebrating Englands lucky win :p :

[CarlMetro]

There was no luyck involved, just pure class and skill :p :

[Rollo]

I'm currently living in the land of convincts and ne'er do wells. I've had to point out that there is more than one way to play Rugby and it doesn't involve being a total muppet.

[Donney]

The LW and I enjoyed very much the match between NZ and France.

We will enjoy much more when England beats the French next weekend.

[Captain VXR]

The lw tells me a certain member has to take out morgages when they buy a pack of crisps :mark:

[stevie_gerrard]

well i dont really care :p :

[Donney]

That's not nice, you don't deserve the LW.

[Captain VXR]

Nope, I do :p

[schmenke]

I care deeply for the LW.

[CarlMetro]

No, you don't :D

[Donney]

I'm not sure about you Carl.

[CarlMetro]

Why?

[Rollo]

I think he suspect that you may be a deviant... or a hesitant, or perhaps even a repeatant... hang on just a minute!

[schmenke]

The LW feels secure with me.

[MrJan]

The last word is wearing it's Exeter City shirt and enjoying the memories of last nights 4-2 win :bounce:

[djarumdudley]

the last word has foregone that in exchange for enjoying the Champagne of Beers, Miller High Life, with me.

[MrJan]

Hello

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, can I help you? :D

[MrJan]

UMMMM. No not really. To be honest i was looking for Carl....or Donney.....or schmenke, Mp3 Astra, NG, Rollo, djarumdudley, pretty much anyone else :p : Guess I'll just have to take the LW and look for them elsewhere :p : :D

[schmenke]

:wave: :p :

[CarlMetro]

I'm not here, I'm somewhere else :D

[MrJan]

Somewhere else without the LW :p :

[Donney]

I'm sure he'll miss it.

[schmenke]

As will you Donney.

[Rollo]

I have started my day with Weetabix!

...and ruined a keyboard in the process :(

[djarumdudley]

and without the last word.

[CarlMetro]

........because it's here with me, compiling my end of year report :s

[Donney]

The LW is more interested in the Rally of France.

[CarlMetro]

So am I but that won't get my report done :dozey:

[stevie_gerrard]

chop chop carl, dont sit there doing bugger all :p :

[schmenke]

The LW is glad that it's Friday. It gets to spend the weekend with me :D

[DonnieDarco]

UMMMM. No not really. To be honest i was looking for Carl....or Donney.....or schmenke, Mp3 Astra, NG, Rollo, djarumdudley, pretty much anyone else :p : Guess I'll just have to take the LW and look for them elsewhere :p : :D

Huh! Sod you then :p :

[Rollo]

Hell hath no fury like the scorn of a lady.
Mr Sanchez, be aware then be afraid... very afraid... very very afraid!

[CarlMetro]

Nah, DD's nothing to be afraid of, unless your within smelling distance :p :

Anyhoo, shalln't be around much over the weekend, something to do with my wedding anniversary and having to go spend a weekend in a hotel with the misses ;)

[djarumdudley]

the last word and i wish you a fine weekend of romanticalness.

[Donney]

Yeah have fun Carl but the LW won't keep you company, it seems you won't need it anyway.

[Captain VXR]

I'm taking the lw to the btcc final, I'm disguising it as an air horn

[djarumdudley]

rare lazy saturday last word

[Captain VXR]

lw for me now, going to test if it works like an airhorn now :)

[LeonBrooke]

I haven't seen the LW for a while. It's looking well, who's been feeding it fruit and vegetables?

[stevie_gerrard]

Celebratory LW we going down the pub to celebrate another England win :D

[DonnieDarco]

We won at tiddlywinks again?? Damn, we're good :D

[CarlMetro]

Not sure about tiddlywinks but we did win the world conker championships yesterday, and it was a Frenchman we beat in the final :D

[schmenke]

'Lo all :wave:
'Tis a beautiful Monday morning :D

[Captain VXR]

hi all, me and lw like gio and england rugby wins :)

[DonnieDarco]

Not sure about tiddlywinks but we did win the world conker championships yesterday, and it was a Frenchman we beat in the final :D


Beating the french does always make the win extra special ;) :D

[MrJan]

And the Germans, and the Aussies, and the Kiwis, and the Springboks and the Yanks, and the Argies :D

[CarlMetro]

Beating the french does always make the win extra special ;) :D

Yes but it's a shame that we weren't beating thiem around the head with a bit of 4x2 with a rusty nail in it :p :

[Donney]

That's love!

[MrJan]

Now, now Carl. If you're beating the French you certainly would not do it with a bit of 4 by 2........it'd be 100 by 50 ;) and preferably 6 nails :p :

[Donney]

My LW.

[Captain VXR]

says who, I demand an independant adjunicator :mad:

[CarlMetro]

In a completely unbiased way, I have to declare that Donney is wrong...........



















.........because it's mine :D

[Donney]

I never expected that from you Mr. Metrovich. :(

[MrJan]

Uhsohoghlgoghghgiopghoghgohgioh

[schmenke]

Miguel is looped again :mark:

[DonnieDarco]

He seems to do that a lot :D

[CarlMetro]

It would be more weird if he didn't :p :

[Rollo]

How so? I suspect that he may be three minutes away from normal, or as normal as he'd get. Strange lad is Mr Sanchez.

[LeonBrooke]

The LW was with me, enjoying the shared lunch we had today, and getting in the photographs.

[Donney]

And what are you planning to do with those pics of the LW?

[schmenke]

Perhaps Leon will be kind enough to post them.

[Donney]

Yeah Leon would you be soooo kind?

[CarlMetro]

This thread is useless without pictures :D

[MrJan]

The LW doesn't appear in photographs. Apparently it has a reflective suit that only seems to work against cameras.

[LeonBrooke]

It's requested that I don't post them, sorry... Otherwise I would - it looks cute in them :)

[Donney]

I think your pictures are a fake and that's why you are afraid to post them.

[CarlMetro]

It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days

[Captain VXR]

yep carl, amazing

[stevie_gerrard]

Thoughtful LW, unsure of what his weekend plans are.

[Donney]

It will watch the F1 for sure.

[CarlMetro]

I was hoping it'd be a stand in prop forward on Sunday, just in case it's needed :)

[MrJan]

That's genius Carl. Pretend to be Seeth African and then with you on their side England are bound to win :up: :D

[djarumdudley]

win perhaps, though they'll be last wordless.

[MrJan]

I've now got broadband and I'm struggling to keep up with it, it's just to fast!!!

[stevie_gerrard]

sombre LW, it really thought England were gonna win :p :

[MrJan]

Sombrero last word? why is there a party with a Mexican theme.

Semi-interesting story. I was wearing a sombrero once and a drunk man said to me 'are you a Mexican or a Mexi-can't?' Very amusing(ish). Trouble is it was a bit noisy and I thought he said something completely different of a much ruder and nastier nature. He was just lucky that I'm not the violent type and that he was bigger than me or he'd have been on his a***. Also my mates quickly told me what he really said and we all had a wonderful laugh about it. Yayyyyy me, yayyyyy LW. Boooooo you lot.

[DonnieDarco]

Oh lord, a drunken miguel with broadband :D

[CarlMetro]

It could be worse, he could have the LW too ;)

[DonnieDarco]

That's true :D

[Rollo]

I've lost my voice this weekend as a result of:

Singing at Sydney FC vs Adelaide Utd (Sydney lost)
Yelling at the Merseyside Derby on telly (Liverpool Won)
More yelling at the Rugby World Cup Final (England lost)
Yelling at the Brazillian GP (Lewis lost)

One win from 4 :bigcry: and no voice left.

[DonnieDarco]

Lewis lost because he lost it, if you'll excuse the wording :D All he had to do was keep calm and stick to Alonso like glue. He'd be champion fair and square now.

If he hadn't tried to regain his place and gone wide he wouldn't have ended up so far back when his engine cut out, if it cut out at all, given that he wouldn't have gone quite so postal on the car :D

[Donney]

Well, he'll win the WC any other year, but he'll never have the LW. :D

[MrJan]

It says a lot that people are disappointed that Lewis didn't win the championship. He was a rookie for christs sake. The boy is a legend who will surely surpass nearly all of Schumachers records (I hope)

I surpass all you lot because I have the LW

[Donney]

That remains to be seen (the LW issue I mean) :D

[DonnieDarco]

I'm not really disappointed because Kimi also deserved to win. So long as Alonso didn't, I was happy :D

Donks won't see that because he doesn't post in here, but sorry Donney, I really couldn't help it :D

[MrJan]

I used to like Fernando but he's been a d*** this season so would have to agree with you there senorita Darco. Kimi is far cooler

[Donney]

In the end Kimi is the concorde championship.

Spain is happy Hamilton lost it.
England is happy Alonso didn't win it.
Globally people like to see RD bitter face, and mostly everyone agrees Kimi is a worth champ.

The LW is also happy with the result. :D

[schmenke]

The following conversation occured in the schmenke household the other day. The mum-in-law is in town for a visit (along with the LW).
My 3-year old daughter, Chloë, saw Gaga taking her liquid iron supplement and inquired about it.
"It's my vitamins," answered Gaga.
"But it's liquid," Chloë remarked, "Where do you get it?"
"From the pharmacy," replied Gaga.
"Oh," says Chloë, "Daddy gets his liquid from the liquor store."

:dozey:

[Donney]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy097.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[MrJan]

ahoy hoy

[DonnieDarco]

In the end Kimi is the concorde championship.

Spain is happy Hamilton lost it.
England is happy Alonso didn't win it.
Globally people like to see RD's bitter face, and mostly everyone agrees Kimi is a worthy champ.

The LW is also happy with the result. :D

That's so true Donney, it really was the best result all round :D

[DonnieDarco]

The following conversation occured in the schmenke household the other day. The mum-in-law is in town for a visit (along with the LW).
My 3-year old daughter, Chloë, saw Gaga taking her liquid iron supplement and inquired about it.
"It's my vitamins," answered Gaga.
"But it's liquid," Chloë remarked, "Where do you get it?"
"From the pharmacy," replied Gaga.
"Oh," says Chloë, "Daddy gets his liquid from the liquor store."

:dozey:

I bet your mother in law adores you :erm: :D

[Captain VXR]

Lewis blew his chances with that move

[MrJan]

shfynehen

[Rollo]

shfynehen
"Shfynehen" is either drunken Welsh or a Cat word.

Remember, Jozxyqk is the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something.
Is it in the dictionary? Well it could be, if you're reading in the nude and close the book too quick. Jozxyqk!

[djarumdudley]

zzyzx, california, last word in cities.

[Donney]

The LW does not live in zzyjhznbsui-whatever.

[MrJan]

No it lives in Exeter and supports the Grecians :D

[schmenke]

The LW gets around... :erm:

[Donney]

And around it goes...

[schmenke]

Oh, look! It's back here again :p :

[NoahsGirl]

It's in Scotland now!

[MrJan]

Sh*t RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

[djarumdudley]

back to me last word!

[Rollo]

I don't wish to know that.

[MrJan]

Boo!! Ha ha scared you and now the LW is mine. Score

[schmenke]

Current score:
Miguel: 0
schmenke: 1

[MrJan]

And Sanchez Has The Equaliser :d

[schmenke]

schmenke takes the lead!

[Rollo]

BZZZ. Both disqualified. I'm showing you both the meatball flag for mechanical failure.

http://trackaddix.com/images/misc/flags/meatball_sm.gif

[Captain VXR]

...while the captainator takes the lead :p

[Donney]

And the Master regains control over the LW


:D

[MrJan]

Score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Captain VXR]

to the captainator

[DonnieDarco]

Are the guys in here playing silly buggers again? It'll be a draw :D

[MrJan]

ONly be a draw because it got called off due to a terrible odour coming from one of the females in the vicinity. Smells like............cat pee :p :

[DonnieDarco]

You can't speak to me that way now I'm head of administration :p :

[MrJan]

Well I'm head of mnahhhhhhhhhhhhhh so I can talk to you that way :p : :D

[Rollo]

You can't speak to me that way now I'm head of administration :p :

Of what? Not this board, for that would infer that you have the word "moderator" below your name. Me thinks the lady is suffering delusions of grandeur, or if not suffering, quite enjoying delusions of grandeur.

Signed,
Rollo - 3rd Earl of Chutney and Grand Marquis of the Known and Unknown Universe

[DonnieDarco]

Shut it, bumface :p : Earl of chutney my ar$e :D

[schmenke]

...Grand Marquis of Known and Unknown BS :p :

[Donney]

You have royal bottoms....

[MrJan]

I have a fine royal a*** :D

[DonnieDarco]

I just watched Die Hard 4...............Brucey still got it :D

[MrJan]

Still got what? Arthritis? In my mind the 3rd best Die hard film but largely because the 1st and third are truly class and the second is truly something else that rhymes with might.

To be honest I want less nerd stuff and more flying cars into helicopters, shooting and amusing quips from the vested one.

[DonnieDarco]

Come on, the film rocked!!! :D There was a car flying into a helicoptor, also a guy in a mig shooting a truck out and most of a freeway, exploding power stations, lots and lots of bullets..........you're too picky :D

[Donney]

And the Creedence Clearwater Revival too, I have to agree with the Wee-Lady.

:D

[MrJan]

I didn't say that I didn't like it, just that the other two were better. Are you really telling me you'd rather watch 4.0 than either the original or the third one (which featured the legendary Samuel L J)?

[schmenke]

I'd rather watch the LW :D

[MrJan]

Nah, the LW is boring to watch. It just does nothing and then some random person comes in and takes it away

[djarumdudley]

hey, my previous last word wasn't didn't show in the thread. fortuanately i've got this one.

[MrJan]

But I have broadband and therefore my LW takingness is increasing once again. Because of this I have one thing to say to all and sundry (mostly sundry let's be honest :p : ): Mine.

[DonnieDarco]

You're one of those seagulls in finding Nemo, aren't you :D

[Donney]

Miguel is a seagull??? That's big news!

[MrJan]

Squawk.

Seriously though I am nothing like one of those airborne vermin, horrible bloody things, worse than pigeons but people don't think that cos they're all white and so people feed them which is stupid because now they just want food off of humans and go around attacking people, at least pigeons only crap on you :angryfire

[Rollo]

Pigeons is lyke fortune cookies with wings. Some of thems got notes attached.

[MrJan]

Are you a sane caller?
Absolutely Lazlow. Killer bees.
Killer bees?
Yes killer bees, they are like sheep you can't kill them.

[Rollo]

I work the miracles everyday. Listen... wives, children... if your husband, if your daddy, he not happy, send him to me, Fernando, in exchange for a few hours a week... I give you the world!

[MrJan]

Don't throw any tofu or bean curds at me.

[schmenke]

"takingness"...? :mark:

[Rollo]

That's a random word; almost sounds like a Bushism.

We find the takingness and theftage of items to be of the highest wrongitude

[DonnieDarco]

Perhaps he's just very well edumacated

[Rollo]

I suspect that he needs a comprehensive education... to make up for his comprehensive education.

[djarumdudley]

i suspect you need an education in keeping the last word.

[Donney]

The Lw suffers from a headache due to your "educated" conversation.

[MrJan]

boo

[Captain VXR]

wahoo!

[MrJan]

My first LW taken whilst using my brand new PSP :D

[DonnieDarco]

I want one of those! Give it to me :D I do have a DS lite now, but not until Christmas.

[Captain VXR]

give me gt5 NOW I demand :mad:

[MrJan]

morning lw

[Donney]

Afternoon LW.

[MrJan]

sat on the toilet lw :D

[Rollo]

Would that be classified as Wee-Fi?

Or perhaps the follow-up to the highly sucessful gaming machine, the Nintendo Puu.

[Donney]

That's too much information, I'm afraid.

[Rollo]

Has anyone played that PS3 game with the tray and the rubber ducks? I was at that for nearly an hour yesterday... damn ducks.

[Donney]

Nope, what exactly do you have to do in that game?

[MrJan]

hello

[Donney]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/greet013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[MrJan]

indeed

[Donney]

The LW and I are going to have a nice cup of coffee.

[djarumdudley]

glad you provided that caffeine for the last word, as i embark on an evening time jog with it.

[Donney]

But the LW is not a fan of jogging.

[MrJan]

and neither am I

[Donney]

No one in his/her right mind is.

[djarumdudley]

tis true, one of those darn necessary evils.

[Rollo]

I don't understand when people talk about being "out of shape". Round is a shape!

[MrJan]

rotund :roll:

[Rollo]

Would Santa Claus have to pay increased health fund premiums because of his increased jolity, aka fatgittery?

[Donney]

I think his shape is a requirement in his line of work.

[MrJan]

I'm like Father Christmas, not because I go sneaking into kids bedrooms at night though, that's just wrong.

[Donney]

Do you always wear red and white fluffy clothes???

[schmenke]

Merry LW everyone! :wave:

[MrJan]

:beer:

[Donney]

I'll have the LW for the weekend.

[MrJan]

yjyjrjsr

[Captain VXR]

nope :)

[schmenke]

Yep :)

[DonnieDarco]

Nope, no way :D

[MrJan]

Sunday morning got to do college work all day but at least City won 4-0 yesterday LW

[Rollo]

Blackpool 1 - S****horpe 0

S****horpe are one of three clubs with a sware word in their name :D

[Donney]

This is my I have finally finished work LW.

[MrJan]

P******h A****e, terrible, terrible words

[Rollo]

Semprini

[MrJan]

Linguini? Bada boom, bada bing.

[Donney]

Not Italian LW.

[MrJan]

racist :p : :D ;)

[CarlMetro]

yoink

[MrJan]

you disappear for ages and then come back and yoink, it's disgusting :p :

[Donney]

racist :p : :D ;)

OI :mad: Italians are not a race, they wish.... :p

So a little bit of good ol' Metro yoinking uh?, that's interesting....

I'll have the LW for a while.

[DonnieDarco]

That while's over, time for this while :D

[Donney]

Look who's back....

[MrJan]

Me?

[Donney]

Have you changed your parfum lately? :p

[MrJan]

me?

[djarumdudley]

no, not you.

[MrJan]

then who?

[DonnieDarco]

Must be Rollo :D

[MrJan]

But why?

[Mp3 Astra]

12 hours is long enough for a last word. I'll have it back for a little bit. It's cuddling time! :D

[DonnieDarco]

Ewwwwwwww :D

[Mp3 Astra]

I draw the line at yoinking, however.

[Rollo]

Must be Rollo :D

Aye 'tis wor lass. 'N all the bairns knae 't tae.

[DonnieDarco]

....................err :D

[MrJan]

on the side of caution?

[Captain VXR]

first lw in ages

[MrJan]

gone now

[Rollo]

And you know da worst fing, is dat you done it to yourself :D

[Captain VXR]

???

[MrJan]

!!!!

[Donney]

I'm puzzled.

[schmenke]

While you're puzzling I'll grab the LW.

[MrJan]

hdyeseseey scat