The Last Word

[schmenke]

Just make sure it's available tomorrow morning, 9:07 :D

[CarlMetro]

Well I hope you don't corrupt it with you three figure totals :p : A nice little 97 today :D

[Mp3 Astra]

On a par 3 course? GOOD LORD!

[Rollo]

Dadada dadada daddadda dda dda DN DN DN DAH!

She got the way to move me Cherry,
She got the way to groove me.

Sorry, it just got a bit Neil Diamond there. I'll try to correct that in future... as you were :D

[djarumdudley]

yay, last word time!!

[Donney]

I think it is mine now.

[Captain VXR]

nope mine :D

[CarlMetro]

Was yours, but not anymore :D

[Donney]

And I'm back to take the LW after a nice BBQ and some swimming pool fun, a shame I'm slightly sunburnt...

[Captain VXR]

the lw sends you some acid to help the burns :evil:

[djarumdudley]

end of work week with refreshing frost beverage last word.

[schmenke]

Well I hope you don't corrupt it with you three figure totals :p : ...

106 :bigcry:
At least the LW was helpful holding the umbrella :s

[DonnieDarco]

And I'm back to take the LW after a nice BBQ and some swimming pool fun, a shame I'm slightly sunburnt...


One word Donney - SUNBLOCK!!!!! Make sure you use it next time :D

[CarlMetro]

At least the LW was helpful holding the umbrella :s

Was that to keep the sun out of your eyes or to hide your embarrasment as you walked onto the 18th green? :p :

It happens to be my ultimate munch this morning, and it may surprise some of the more dedicated collectors that it's not a bowl of Cheerios but is in fact a delicious bowl of Shreddies :facelick: Unfortunately I'm not allowed them very often as they cause severe Southern breezes :\

[LeonBrooke]

Yeah, a week off :D

[stevie_gerrard]

lucky you

[MrJan]

meh meh meh meh. Wuh.

[LeonBrooke]

Mind you, I have assignments to do and jobs to apply for.

[MrJan]

I have to watch the first episode of the last ever series of the Sopranos later. The moment will be bittersweet :cry:

[Rollo]

Here is a game you can all play:

Take an ordinary piece of paper and make a small hole in it. Place your eye to the hole and look through. If other members of the family will do the same, you can then gaze at each other. In this way you can all enjoy hours of... innocent boredom. :D

[CarlMetro]

Alternatively you could attend the sales seminar I've got to attend tomorrow for real, paid for, boredom :s

[Donney]

Sorry to hear Carl, the LW will not be going with you.

[MrJan]

I might eat some cheese later.

[Donney]

I might eat a salad.

[LeonBrooke]

I might eat fish and chips.

[Rollo]

I might eat a salad.

You don't win friends with salad.

[DonnieDarco]

There's nowt wrong with a good salad :D

[LeonBrooke]

No, it can be quite filling sometimes :D

[djarumdudley]

You don't win friends with salad.

armour hot dogs always work better than salad.

[LeonBrooke]

Armoured hotdogs can't be damaged by automatic rifles.

[Donney]

You don't win friends with salad.


I know, I was alone so no problems there. I would have liked to have something more substantial but I am on a rather strict diet.

[LeonBrooke]

On a diet, eh? So am I. Not a healthy diet, but a diet nonetheless ;)

[Donney]

That-s the one I was on last year and how happy I was.

[MrJan]

Up The Cityyyyy!!!!!

[schmenke]

Miguel's on the sauce again :mark:

[LeonBrooke]

That-s the one I was on last year and how happy I was.

Why give it up then?

[djarumdudley]

appears as you've given up the last word.

[Rollo]

Not so much given it up as had it stolen along with one's hope and dreams. Kind of like Wagner smashing the skulls of kittens in his Steinway... er maybe not.

[Donney]

Why give it up then?

Well I had passed the fat mark and was heading straight into something I did not want to be, the LW helped me a lot to make the right decision by the way :D

[DonnieDarco]

No more chocolate cake for Donney :D

[Donney]

I know... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad024.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[CarlMetro]

More for me then :D :lips:

[Donney]

I thought you only lived on cereals...

[CarlMetro]

and cake ;)

[schmenke]

Together? :s

[CarlMetro]

Depends on who made the cake ;)

[schmenke]

I'll just take the cake, thankyouverymuch.

Oh, and the LW too!

[CarlMetro]

Plenty of cake, in fact enough for everyone, except Donney of course, but sadly just the one LW, which is mine for a while.

[Donney]

Since I am not having cake I am having the LW instead.

[CarlMetro]

No, bad for you diet also I'm afraid, you'll just have to take comfort in your rabbit food :p :

[schmenke]

The LW is required again this evening at 4:45 :)

[DonnieDarco]

That's not evening, its teatime :D

[MrJan]

Miguel's on the sauce again :mark:

Not on the sauce. I was just preparing for watching my football team on the telly. Ended up coming from 2-0 down to equalise with the very last kick of the game. Sweet.

[LeonBrooke]

Very cool. The LW wishes it had been there to watch ;)

[Rollo]

08:21am Pie In
08:26am Pie Out
08:29am I have Pie :D
08:37am No more Pie :eek:

I lead such an interesting life.

[CarlMetro]

Morning all :wave:

[Donney]

Morning

[CarlMetro]

That's not evening, its teatime :D

1st tee time ;)

[djarumdudley]

morning once more.

[schmenke]

That's not evening, its teatime :D

No, it's tee time ;)

...as in 8:59 this Saturday morning :D

...and the LW will be made available again :D

[DonnieDarco]

I don't think so sunshine :D

[CarlMetro]

No, it's tee time ;)

See post #4808 :rolleyes:

Perhaps it will learn something from me at 3.31 Friday afternoon that might help your game a bit ;)

[schmenke]

See post #4808 :rolleyes: ...


Yeah, I noticed that after I posted :mark: .

Anyhoo... Enjoy your round with the LW. Perhaps you can be persuaded to attempt the mens' tee's this time... :p :

[Captain VXR]

yoink :p

[CarlMetro]

You're far too young to be yoinking :D

[Donney]

But I am the precise age :D

[CarlMetro]

Yes, but you need to have something to yoink with :p :

[schmenke]

You'll go blind doing that...

[NoahsGirl]

Too much yoinking, must take the LW away from such debauchary

[LeonBrooke]

...and give it to me for safekeeping. Thanks! :)

[LotusElise]

I'm sorry to inform you, but that's a counterfeit LW. The real one is in a bank vault somewhere.

[LeonBrooke]

Do you know where? You can tell me - I'm trustworthy :) ;)

(Sneaks off to bank vault with huge grin on face)

[CarlMetro]

Even if you did know where, you don't know the combination :p :

[Donney]

There is no need for combination I have the LW.

[LeonBrooke]

Don't worry Carl, I have explosives :D

[CarlMetro]

Shame you won't get past the defence system then http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/violent024.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Donney]

I will

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/stargate003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[CarlMetro]

Ah but how do you know that it will take you where the LW is ;)

[schmenke]

I have a GPS lock on the LW's coordinates.
I'm moving in for the rescue...

[stevie_gerrard]

i got you covered schemke ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Blimey, its all very Haloish in here atm :D

[Captain VXR]

My lw :D

[schmenke]

Nope. Stevie and I are still working on the extraction :D

[DonnieDarco]

You're not dentists!! :D

[Captain VXR]

Extraction Complete :p

[schmenke]

Ooh! Raiders! :s hock:

[DonnieDarco]

Yeah birthday boy, don't be thinking you have any special favours today :D

Now hand over the chocolate cake, or this bunny gets it :D

[stevie_gerrard]

I dont care about the bunny, its not mine :p :

my LW, come on schmenke, lets get away from this lot. :p :

[MrJan]

I need a poo

[LotusElise]

Oh dear. The LW has wandered off while you were in the toilet!

[MrJan]

But now I'm done I can have it back

[djarumdudley]

that's long enough.

[LeonBrooke]

The LW's enjoying the light drizzle here.

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, because light drizzle is so refreshing :rolleyes:

[Captain VXR]

woah the lw nearly bit you there, I better calm it down *throws lw into can of petrol and lights*

[LeonBrooke]

That's torture! I'm calling the police!

[CarlMetro]

Well while you're phoning the police, I'll just pull the LW out of the petrol. Where they flashing coloured lights Captain?

[LeonBrooke]

It's okay Carl, I have the situation under control :D

[CarlMetro]

You have the controls, I'll have the LW :D

[Rollo]

Shenanigans! Shenanigans!

[DonnieDarco]

I'm too grumpy for shenanigans this morning!! :D

[Donney]

I guess not having the LW does not help you at all.

[CarlMetro]

Perhaps we should be kind and give it back then?

































Nah! :p :

[Donney]

I do not remember the last time she gave us something, like let´s say chocolate cake.... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/think005.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[CarlMetro]

My mum always said it's better to give than receive..................yeah right :rolleyes:

[LeonBrooke]

But don't you get a warm, fuzzy feeling inside when you give?

[CarlMetro]

nope, I do get a sense of loss from my wallet though :\

[LeonBrooke]

Well, you're cold and heartless :D

[CarlMetro]

Yep. Rather that than generous and skint :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Well I and the LW both disagree :D

[CarlMetro]

Bah humbug!

[stevie_gerrard]

its not christmas yet :p :

[LeonBrooke]

So? It doesn't have to be Christmas for one to be generous.

Witness: I'm giving you all gifts right now! Look under your pillows and you'll find it :D

[Rollo]

"Many laughed to see this alteration in him, but he let them laugh and little heeded them. His own heart laughed and that was quite enough for him. And it was always said of him that he knew how to keep Christmas well if any man alive possessed the knowledge."

Or do you have a lucky No.1 dime?

[LeonBrooke]

Yeah, well, some people out there liked the gift I left them ;)

[Rollo]

Did you get those "gifts" from MP3 Astra? He tried to give away bits of dog poo but didn't get very far.
I have it on good authority that Ms Darco may have already disposed of her copious amounts of cat wee.

[djarumdudley]

last word before bed.

[LeonBrooke]

No, they're all worthwhile, individualised gifts for my best friends on the forum :D

[DonnieDarco]

Did you get those "gifts" from MP3 Astra? He tried to give away bits of dog poo but didn't get very far.
I have it on good authority that Ms Darco may have already disposed of her copious amounts of cat wee.

I never had any!!! Though the cat did pee in the bath last night - don't ask :D

[CarlMetro]

My son does that sometimes, but he's getting better at using the litter tray ;)

[MrJan]

I'm off to be a student again. Sadly I will also have a job so my time with the LW is unlikely to increase.

[Rollo]

I never had any!!! Though the cat did pee in the bath last night - don't ask :D

Making moonshine are we? Tsk tsk tsk. There are laws against bootleg booze you know ;) Actually, I think it may be illegal to even own a still in the UK.
Still, who'd buy cat wee whiskey?

Cat Wee Vodka... hmmm

[LeonBrooke]

So you'd buy cat wee vodka?

[CarlMetro]

I've had worse :dozey:

[LeonBrooke]

Share that story with us :D

[CarlMetro]

I was a friends attempt at homemade vodka, was good for striping the varnish of an old dining table though :s

[LeonBrooke]

:s hock: and you're still alive!?

[CarlMetro]

Takes more than a dodgy bit of vodka to kill me, although I'm not so sure about my liver :\

[LeonBrooke]

You have a liver of steel :D

[djarumdudley]

my liver respectfully bows to yours, Carl.

[DonnieDarco]

Making moonshine are we? Tsk tsk tsk. There are laws against bootleg booze you know ;) Actually, I think it may be illegal to even own a still in the UK.
Still, who'd buy cat wee whiskey?

Cat Wee Vodka... hmmm

Don't tell anyone!! They don't have to know what's in it :D

[CarlMetro]

So all this time it's not because you use it as a perfume, but your stinky breath because you drink it?

[DonnieDarco]

I do NOT have stinky breath!! And I haven't had any alcohol since Xmas day, and that was a low alcohol sparkly thing :D

[CarlMetro]

You know the first stage in beating an addiction is admitting that you have a problem, denial won't help you at all :p :

[Donney]

Whereas a shot of vodka might do the trick.

[Captain VXR]

We love the lw we do, we love the lw we do-o-o-o-o :p

[DonnieDarco]

You know the first stage in beating an addiction is admitting that you have a problem, denial won't help you at all :p :

I have a problem alright. It's a golf playing ninja :D

[Donney]

It certainly rings a bell.

[CarlMetro]

I didn't know schmenke was a ninja :erm:

[Donney]

And from Belgium, or so I have heard.

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW

[djarumdudley]

now mine.

[Donney]

Good morning LW!

[CarlMetro]

Speaking of schmenke, anyone seen him since his birthday? I guess the older you get, the worse the hangovers become :s

[Donney]

I picture him confused in the middle of a bunker with a bottle of rum in his right hand and a biblical headache.

[DonnieDarco]

I didn't know schmenke was a ninja :erm:

I didn't mean him, as you well know :rolleyes:

[CarlMetro]

Surely you can't mean Donney?

Anyhoo, it's that time of year, when I am forced to take a break from all things computerlike and go on holiday. Sadly not to some paradise island in the Carribean or Indian ocean, not even to California which has been a regular destination for me, but to Butlins at Bognor Regis ;(

I shall be leaving tomorrow, just for a week, and trust you will all look after my LW whilst I'm gone :D

[Donney]

You know you can trust us with the LW http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/devil05.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Enjoy your holidays!

[Captain VXR]

Ill look after it - some other members are reportedly perverted and want to do stuff to the lw :eek:

[CarlMetro]

Sorry captain, I need to feel I can trust someone with my LW, your little petrol can incident recently has kind of ruled you out I'm afraid :\

[Donney]

Poor Captain... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/taunt002.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[stevie_gerrard]

dont be rude :p :

[MrJan]

I don't do stuff to the last word, it does stuff to me :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

No Donney, that's not nice.............funny though :laugh:

[DonnieDarco]

Butlin's at Bognor!! The young'un will love it, I did when I went :D

[CarlMetro]

I hope you're right, not really my idea of a holiday :\

[MrJan]

I went near Bognor once. Never again :disturb: :p : :D

[DonnieDarco]

Well I must admit, I wouldn't be quite so keen to go as an adult :D But I bet Oliver has a whale of a time :)

[CarlMetro]

Yeah but he's not bloody paying for it :s

Anyway, I'm sure it'll be fine, the weather's supposed to be pretty good next week and at least it's a change of scene.....................

























....................do I sound convincing? :bigcry:

See you all next week :wave:

[Donney]

See you Carl, there's no need to show us the pics when you come back :D

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, sit Donney down, and make him view them all :D

[djarumdudley]

good afternoon last word.

[MrJan]

ahoy

[DonnieDarco]

I think you'll find that's Oooh ahhh, Cantona :D

[stevie_gerrard]

is he still around? i sware i saw his face on TV the other day.

[Donney]

Not the most beautiful faces around in any case.

[Captain VXR]

yoink!! discussion over, my lw :p

[MrJan]

biddle

[schmenke]

'Lo all :wave:
The Belgian ninja is back... :D

[Donney]

welcome back schmenke, bad hangover eh?

[schmenke]

Yeah, something like that... :uhoh:

I had a week off and was trying to get some work done around the house, like clean out the garage. Problem is, there's a beer fridge in the garage... :uhoh: :burp:

[djarumdudley]

homes should come with beer fridges in every room.

[Donney]

Beer is good.

[DonnieDarco]

I don't like beer :D

[schmenke]

I think my beer fridge has a couple bottles of Bacardi alco-fruity-whatsits, leftover from some previous dinner party. Foul stuff. Far too sweet for my liking :s

[Donney]

Give it to Donnie she does not seem to appreciate the finner things in life :D

[DonnieDarco]

Nooo, can't stand Bacardi either :D

[stevie_gerrard]

i'll take the LW to celebrate a good night of football for british clubs in Europe :)

[djarumdudley]

enough of that, time for the last word to enjot some fine tv/couch lazing with me.

[Donney]

And that's lazing enough.

[schmenke]

The LW needs more excitement. It shall now join me in my garage...

[Donney]

You haven't finished your cleaning yet?

[schmenke]

There are still a few... uh, items, that need to be disposed of... :uhoh:

[NoahsGirl]

The LW has come to Scotland and to me screaming in horror at your garage items :D

[Donney]

And back to me.

[schmenke]

The LW gets around ;)

[LeonBrooke]

...to the final stop on its world tour, the place it'll decide to stay: Auckland :D

[Donney]

The LW has already played Auckland and it is not that satisfied.

[CarlMetro]

Well I'm back :wave: Did you all miss me then?













Oh, guess not ;( We actually came back late on Wednesday when we should have been there until today, couldn't stand the place any longer, not somewhere I'd ever recommend to anyone :eek:

[djarumdudley]

the last word didn't, seeing as it's with me.

[Donney]

Did your son enjoyed it Carl?

[CarlMetro]

First day all he said was he wanted to go home, then once he found out that Bob the Builder and various other characters were there, he didn't want to come home :rolleyes:

[LeonBrooke]

Did he agree to come home eventually?

[CarlMetro]

No, we left him there, it seemed like the best thing for all of us :p :

[MrJan]

Dooodidoo

[Rollo]

No, I've not disappeared. This post comes from a restless night in San Diego, where after being on an "American Diet" of no world news, crap TV and equally unkind food, I'm ready to go home.

[CarlMetro]

San Diego? I can think of worse places to be on a Monday morning :s

[Donney]

Like working for example :(

[MrJan]

hello

[Donney]

:hello:

[schmenke]

"Can we build it?"
"Yes we can!"

:D

[DonnieDarco]

I am 'avin' the last word :D

[Donney]

I hope you enjoyed it.







Is it me, or our smileys look different? :confused:

[schmenke]

It's you.

[CarlMetro]

I know it's me, who has the LW :D

[LeonBrooke]

No, me

[CarlMetro]

Who you?

[Donney]

Guess who?

[CarlMetro]

Me?

[MrJan]

Probably not Carl

[CarlMetro]

Oh well............... ;(

[schmenke]

Not Carl
Not Donney
Not Leon
Not Dudley
Not Stevie
Not NG
Not Rollo
Not Stinky...

Have I forgotten anyone...?

[CarlMetro]

Mp3 Astra?

[schmenke]

Yep, and Miguel...

[CarlMetro]

I'm sure there are others too ;)

[schmenke]

No matter. The LW isn't with any of them :)

[DonnieDarco]

It's with me :D

[CarlMetro]

What is?

[Rollo]

The unreserved taste of defeat along with the knowledge that the LW has yet again been swiped from under her nose... everyone:

Swiper - No Swiping :D

[djarumdudley]

suppose one good swipe deserves another.

[CarlMetro]

Eewwww! Swiping is disgusting, can't beat a decent yoink though ;)

[MrJan]

I haven't had a yoink in ages. Yoink, yoink, yoink.

[djarumdudley]

hope it was a good yoink, as it's now over.

[CarlMetro]

Well I hope you've cleared up all that mess after your swiping earlier :\

[Rollo]

Yes.
No Mess.
No Fuss.
No Smoking.
No Loitering.
No Hawking.
No Canvassing.
No Soliciting.
No Billposters.
No Left Turn.
No El.

[CarlMetro]

No LW?

[Donney]

More than twelve hours with the LW is enough for you Carl.

[CarlMetro]

It's never enough ;)

[DonnieDarco]

You're insatiable!! :D

[schmenke]

"We did it! We did it! We did it!"
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Yoink!

[CarlMetro]

You're insatiable!! :D

I'm a man of many talents ;)

[MrJan]

I'm sensational

[Donney]

I'm the LW Master!

[MrJan]

The LW does not have a master, it's better than everyone else.

[Captain VXR]

nope, come for walkies lw :p

[LeonBrooke]

It wants to lead a sedentary lifestyle.

[schmenke]

The LW wishes to be left alone... with me :D

[Donney]

What to help you cleaning again????

[CarlMetro]

Cleaning?

[Captain VXR]

nope lw is listening to one step closer by Linkin Park

[schmenke]

Why are you torturing the LW like that?

[CarlMetro]

There is no way it would ever listen to Linkin Park, it has good taste ;)

[Rollo]

How much is the bus to Linkin Park? Wait... it's not a place? Hang on now... I think I've been had here.

[Captain VXR]

The lw also likes Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle) by Limp Bizkit so it tells me

[DonnieDarco]

You have been lied to :D

[CarlMetro]

Most definately ;)

[Captain VXR]

Nope, I mind read the lw to make sure :p

[CarlMetro]

I think you've been reading something else :s

[schmenke]

Happy October everyone! :)

[CarlMetro]

'Do you remember.........................when it was last September'