The Last Word

[martinbalmer]

It's lunch time... I've got out my big banana

[DonnieDarco]

Donney has a dancing banana, so ner :D

[martinbalmer]

That's worrying...

[Donney]

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[martinbalmer]

Donney, stop playing with your banana...

[Donney]

Will I go blind? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/confused002.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[schmenke]

:mark:

[DonnieDarco]

There's nothing wrong with a few dancing bananas :D

[Donney]

See?

[harvick#1]

they all look like they are on crack?

[schmenke]

Why are we all staring at Donney's dancing bananas? :erm:

[Donney]

They are hypnotic.

[DonnieDarco]

Its impossible to look away :D

[Mp3 Astra]

While you're looking at dancing yellow things I'll take the LW, cheers!

[DonnieDarco]

Oi! :D

[grassrootsracer]

*Peels banana, throws peel on the floor, and swipes the last word as you slip*
Thank you.

[Mp3 Astra]

How rude!

[Rollo]

Why are we all staring at Donney's dancing bananas? :erm:

Because it's obviously Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

[DonnieDarco]

Well.............there you are then!! :D

[harvick#1]

:mark: I'll have the LW as I am the only sane person here :p :

[Rollo]

Well then, the only thing for it is to build an asylum to put the world in. You're not by any chance Wonko The Sane are you?

[schmenke]

Then you don't belong here :D
Leave the LW on your way out please!

[martinbalmer]

So that I can pick it up...

[DonnieDarco]

And pass it to me :D

[schmenke]

No, no, no... The LW rests with me. I am the custodian. Don't worry, it's in safe hands.

[DonnieDarco]

And that reminds me - Are you with child again? :D

[schmenke]

Yep :)
And just like the LW, it's mine!

[DonnieDarco]

Awwww, many congrats to you both!!! I thought I saw something about that :D

[schmenke]

Cheers DD! :)

[harvick#1]

you've had it long enough, time for the LW to come back to me

[Juha]

Or better; to me!

[Rollo]

Not even, Ow

[Donney]

Congratulations schmenke!!!!!

[CarlMetro]

Where's he off to now?

:wave:

Just got back from Dresden, just in time to claim back what is rightfully mine, thanks for looking after it, but I'll take it from here :D

[stevie_gerrard]

no, you're quite alrite :)

[CarlMetro]

I know I am :D

[DonnieDarco]

Well, I'm finally back from my son's college interview, and taking a coffee break before setting off to get a Christmas tree.

The LW is mine :D

[CarlMetro]

Snot!

[DonnieDarco]

And the same to you! :D

[schmenke]

Are we back on boogers?

[DonnieDarco]

Were we ever off it? :D

[CarlMetro]

I have plenty to go around if someone is lacking :\

[Donney]

The LW will do thank you.

[CarlMetro]

Well it might have some of my bogies on it, it was playing 'ghosts' with my hankey earlier :dozey:

[DonnieDarco]

Eeeeewwwwwwwww! :D

[schmenke]

Let's change the topic, shall we :s

[grassrootsracer]

*Dons Level 3 Biohazard gear and disinfects the last word and polishes it to a proper shine*

[CarlMetro]

Ah thanks for that, it looks much nicer now :D

[schmenke]

Looks nice on my bookshelf :up:

[CarlMetro]

Looks even better on my screen :D

[schmenke]

Until you power it down :D

[CarlMetro]

Better that than it gather dust on your shelf :p :

[Donney]

I'll help with that.

[DonnieDarco]

With the dusting? :D

[Rollo]

Very domesticated out Donney is... a bit like my cat (don't know if he's been knackered as well though)

[djarumdudley]

i thought the cat stuff was left in the last incarnation of this thread.

[schmenke]

I'm confused.

[djarumdudley]

the last word has no time for confusion.

[schmenke]

I'm hungry.

[Rollo]

i thought the cat stuff was left in the last incarnation of this thread.

It was Ms Darco who had a strange parfum de Pipi de Chat if you read through it.

[djarumdudley]

indeed i had, and prefer to leave it in the past.

[DonnieDarco]

It was all lies anyway :D

[Donney]

I'll have the Lw just in case.

[DonnieDarco]

You just get on with your dusting :D

[Rollo]

Why should the new forum need dusting yet anyway? I didn't think it got that dirty.

[stevie_gerrard]

I can see a few cracks in the walls :p :

[Donney]

You better change you glasses. :p :

[schmenke]

...might help you find the LW :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I don't need any help :D

[Donney]

That's good because you don't have the LW.

[schmenke]

Neither do you!

[DonnieDarco]

I do :D

[Donney]

Not in a marrying way I supose.

[DonnieDarco]

You asking? :D

[MrJan]

I'm certainly not :p : :D

[DonnieDarco]

You know what? I thought that ;) :D

[schmenke]

Donneeeeeey! Nooooooooooooooooo, don't do it man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrJan]

'Thought that' what? Thought that 'winky face thing, toothy grin'? Honestly, women just don't make sense, and you're at the top of the big nonsensical pile :p : :laugh:

[DonnieDarco]

Shut it, bumface :D

[schmenke]

Tsk, you gonna take that Miguel? :dozey:

[DonnieDarco]

He usually does :D

[schmenke]

Tsk, Miguel, you dissapoint me :mark:

[Rollo]

A good chap does not tell a good chap what a good chap aught to know. In other words, if a good chap tells another chap what a good chap is aught to have been known by a good chap then it follows that the chap who needs to be told is not a good chap at all.

[harvick#1]

wha? :mark:

[DonnieDarco]

I think he's saying that of course Donney isn't proposing marriage, becuase like every other sensible man in here he knows this would be a very bad idea :D

[djarumdudley]

too true! keep the marriage proposals over there, but the last word here.

[Donney]

I'm definitely not proposing. I meant that DD's "I do" was not like the other I do. :o hplease:

I'm way too sexy to ask in a forum. :dozey: :p

Anyway, good morning all, the LW is mine!

[CarlMetro]

:wave: the LW is needed here to take care of me this morning.

[DonnieDarco]

Yes Donney, but - Are you too sexy for your shirt? So sexy it hurts?? :D

[Rollo]

Newc Brown Ale, cricket on the telly, and a warm cat at my feet. It's a nice evening

[CarlMetro]

Don't like the brown stuff, the cricket is crap and I'm allergic to cats, so all in all, what works for you, wouldn't for me :s

[DonnieDarco]

Never mind that, exactly how sexy is Donney??? :D

[Donney]

Schmoking sexy!

[DonnieDarco]

Ooooh! :s mokin:

[CarlMetro]

What? sexy if you've been smoking something? Yeah I know a few people like that, just a shame when the hallucinations wear off :\

[Donney]

Jealousy coming with age Mr. Metro? :p :

[CarlMetro]

Nope, just an expression of reality :D

[Donney]

The big 40 are very real. :p :

[CarlMetro]

Wouldn't know, I've still got 1095 days to find out :D

[Donney]

But the LW is mine.

[CarlMetro]

Nope, not today thankyou :D

[Donney]

You better check you calendar.

[CarlMetro]

Checked both my calendar (hmm Kylie :lips: ) and my diary, you don't seem to be on my list of appointments. I will now check for the next 7 days........................























..........................nope, you don't seem to have any time booked with the LW and until the NEw Year the LW is by appointment only :D

[DonnieDarco]

Nice try Carl :D

[Juha]

It's mine though. :D

[DonnieDarco]

I can see how you might think that :D

[CarlMetro]

I can see clearly, now the rain has gone.......

[schmenke]

I can see all obstacles in my way...

[CarlMetro]

........gone are the dark clouds that had me blind......

[Donney]

And the LW doesn't like that song.

[CarlMetro]

What song :confused:

[DonnieDarco]

'Its gonna be a bright, bright sunshiney day'

That song :D

[schmenke]

It is?

[harvick#1]

it sure ain't here

[schmenke]

Actually, the day is getting brighter now that I have the LW :D

[harvick#1]

is it dimmer now, that I have it :p :

[Donney]

What song :confused:


You don't question the LW, if the LW doesn't like one song that's all you need to know, private Metro.

[grassrootsracer]

It's lovely weather here, mid sixties and not a cloud in the sky. Makes me wish I have a convertible to go drive away in with the last word by my side. *steals away the last word as you're distracted by daydreaming of lovely weather and topless sports cars*

[DonnieDarco]

Its pouring with rain and blowing a gale here, yet still I'm not distracted :D

[schmenke]

Hey, look at that over there!

* runs off with the LW as DD, distracted, turns her head *

[306 Cosworth]

*burp* :s mokin:

[Mp3 Astra]

Its pouring with rain and blowing a gale here, yet still I'm not distracted :D

First larks, then soldiers and now gales! You sicken me DD...

[DonnieDarco]

Look, its not like that :D

[CarlMetro]

Ah yes, the whole DD 'blowing things' issue :\

Another in the series of 'munching' LW's, tonight it's back to normal with the most wholesome of cereals that is Cheerios :lips:

[DonnieDarco]

If it helps any, I've taken to using my candle snuffer rather than just blowing it out :D We have an advent candle, I can never resist them :D

[CarlMetro]

Snuff videos and blowing everything available, Winchester must be the new dodgy porn capital of Britian :D

[DonnieDarco]

Dang it :D

[Rollo]

Well Winchester is famous for it's cathedral and you know what they say about priests etc ;)

[Donney]

I think I'm going to recover an old tradition which seems to have been forgotten:

Yoink!!!!!

[Mp3 Astra]

Yoinking is the Devil's game.
Stealing the LW is mine, and I'm rather good at it too.

[Donney]

Let's say you are not bad but you cannot beat the master.

[harvick#1]

yes we can

[Donney]

What are you a team of thieves? :s hock:

[schmenke]

Hey, look over there!


* yoink *

[Donney]

I think you missed the LW.

[DonnieDarco]

Evening all :D

[harvick#1]

good afternoon DD :D

[Mp3 Astra]

Good night everyone!

[DonnieDarco]

Night Astra :D

[harvick#1]

yes go to bed, Its still very early here :D

[DonnieDarco]

I'm not going anywhere just yet :D

[harvick#1]

damn :D

[DonnieDarco]

Yeah :D

[CarlMetro]

And I'm still here too :wave:

[Donney]

Morning all. :wave:

[DonnieDarco]

Hey :D

[Donney]

Hey DD.

[harvick#1]

good day everyone :wave:

[DonnieDarco]

Hello Harvick :D

[stevie_gerrard]

good evening, lovely night :)

[DonnieDarco]

Is it? :D

[harvick#1]

I still see the sun behind the clouds out here :D

hey DD :D

[MrJan]

It's dark and stupid flashing christmas lights are annoying me. Still at least I have the LW.

[jso1985]

No flashing christmas lights for me and getting the LW, awesome day :D

[MrJan]

Stopped paying attention to the flashing lights now but am getting annoyed by the desk drawer which is open next to me and which I can't be bothered to close.

[DonnieDarco]

Its not taking much to annoy you, is it :D

[djarumdudley]

as i'm sure you are now that your last word-less.

[DonnieDarco]

But................am I? Hmmmm :D

[djarumdudley]

me thinks you are...

[CarlMetro]

Ah nothing like a Monday morning yoink to start the week :D

[DonnieDarco]

Stoppit :D

[CarlMetro]

I've tried to but it's addictive.

[Donney]

It is indeed.

[CarlMetro]

A bit like taking the LW :D

[DonnieDarco]

Thats completely addictive :D

[harvick#1]

indeed, very addictive :D

[schmenke]

I can't stop! :D

[DonnieDarco]

Me either!!! There should be a support group :D

[Donney]

I can stop, I have it under control the problem is you people keep taking it away from me and I have to get it back, so basically, and as hard as it is, it is all your fault!!!!!

[DonnieDarco]

Oooh Donney, thats well harsh :D

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW this evening :)

[Donney]

Not for long.

[Juha]

I agree.

[schmenke]

Same here :D

[CarlMetro]

Well with the wife cooking dinner, I thought I'd come up for a crafty yoink.........

[Donney]

So what's for dinner then?

[schmenke]

Are we all invited? I'll bring the LW.

[DonnieDarco]

I think all that yoinking would put me off my food, though not the LW :D

[CarlMetro]

So what's for dinner then?

Spagghetti Bolognase, and it was very nice too :lips:

[schmenke]

Leftovers?

[CarlMetro]

Nope, not in this house :lips: :burp:

[DonnieDarco]

I hope you're making room for the extreme quantities of food to be consumed on Xmas day :D

[CarlMetro]

Yes, some people say I've been in training for many years ;(

[DonnieDarco]

Not me, I didn't!!! :D

[schmenke]

I don't mind training! :burp: :D

[DonnieDarco]

I don't mind thieving the LW :D

[schmenke]

You're pretty good at it too :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Why thanks, I believe that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me :D

[Donney]

Hello!!! :wave: I'm here to discuss some matters with the LW.

[DonnieDarco]

Hey :D

[grassrootsracer]

Discuss all you want, the last word is still mine.

[CarlMetro]

Please note that your previous statement is spurilous and incorrect, I suggest you make a full retraction ;)

[Juha]

The word is currently mine...

[schmenke]

Not for long...

[Donney]

Right.

[Juha]

No it isn't.

[Donney]

It isn't yours.

[djarumdudley]

nor yours

[Mp3 Astra]

Ah but it is mine; although it won't be for much longer I'm sure.

[djarumdudley]

at this moment you couldn't be more correct.

[harvick#1]

as for you :D

[DonnieDarco]

Whats for me? :D

[Donney]

I don't know DD but the LW is for me.

[DonnieDarco]

Oh, I see :D

[Juha]

Back to me. :D

[DonnieDarco]

And away again :D

[schmenke]

...and again!

[Juha]

...and again!

[DonnieDarco]

Well, its all got to stop :D

[CarlMetro]

Why?

[harvick#1]

because its mine :D

[CarlMetro]

Nope.

[DonnieDarco]

Thats right! :D

[CarlMetro]

Of course :D

[DonnieDarco]

Well, just this one time, you understand :D

[CarlMetro]

Everytime :D

[DonnieDarco]

You are not always right, like in this instance :D

[CarlMetro]

Wrong

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, you are :D

[CarlMetro]

never

[DonnieDarco]

Often! :D

[harvick#1]

while you two argue, I'll snatch the LW

[djarumdudley]

hope you enjoyed your time with it.

[CarlMetro]

Which was nearly as brief as yours :p :

[Donney]

And yours has been longer than necessary.

[DonnieDarco]

Its freezing!!!! :D

[harvick#1]

Is it? not here, where the LW is at :D

[schmenke]

The LW is quit cozy here now :D

[Donney]

I beg your pardon?

[schmenke]

I never promised you a rose garden.

[DonnieDarco]

Good, I don't much like roses :D

[stevie_gerrard]

oh, i like roses, i'd love a rose garden.

[djarumdudley]

no flowers for me, just the last word.

[Juha]

You'll have to settle with flowers.

[djarumdudley]

that won't suffice.

[harvick#1]

yes it will :devil:

[Donney]

But the LW is mine.

[schmenke]

Nice try.

[CarlMetro]

Why thank you kind sir :D

[Donney]

It's still mine.

[harvick#1]

it better to give than receive

so thank you Donney :p :

[DonnieDarco]

And thank you Harvick :D

[Juha]

I thank you both. :D

[DonnieDarco]

You're welcome :D

[djarumdudley]

i appreciate your congenialty as well!

[Donney]

I must say I didn't give it to anyone.

[schmenke]

Then how did I end up with it?

[DonnieDarco]

You nicked it :D

[CarlMetro]

That's outrageous, what an example to set his daughter :rolleyes:

[Donney]

Canadians! Who can trust them?





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