The Last Word

[LeonBrooke]

Not, of course, that I spend my days pining after a film star I'll never meet and know very little about. But if I did meet her... :D

[CarlMetro]

I like stuff that makes me laugh so my favorites would Planes, Trains & Automobiles or The Blues Brothers or any of the Peter Sellers Pink Panther Series. But then I'm old ;(

[LeonBrooke]

I've got East of Eden in my DVD collection, so I like some old stuff too :)

[DonnieDarco]

You forgot Airplane :D

[Donney]

I'll ask the Lw about its preferences.

[djarumdudley]

and you'll discover it prefers to be with me!

[stevie_gerrard]

i doubt that really :p :

[CarlMetro]

So do I :D

[schmenke]

Surely the LW prefers to stay with schmenke ;) :D

[CarlMetro]

Who told you that?

[Captain VXR]

Not the lw for sure

[CarlMetro]

Well it wouldn't, would it? Because it would have to tell a lie.

[DonnieDarco]

Lying is pretty commonplace around these 'ere parts :D

[CarlMetro]

Maybe for some :angel:

[djarumdudley]

including you

[Captain VXR]

et toi :p
The lw is learning french :D

[Donney]

Enough studying for the day.

[DonnieDarco]

I didn't do any!! :D

[CarlMetro]

Why would it, it knows all it needs to know, and that is it's favorite place is with me :D

[DonnieDarco]

I dispute that :D

[DonnieDarco]

Where's Rollo? Has he gone off on holiday, without completing forms 75361a, 75361b, 75869d, 75871h and 75962r? (75962r must only be completed if you have a dog or want one, and 75361a is to be completed by every single member of your family, especially if they breed ferrets)

I think we should be told, there's all sorts of complaint forms to fill in :D

[CarlMetro]

I dispute that :D

There's a surprise :rolleyes: :p :

[LeonBrooke]

The LW and I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer this morning. Great movie :D

[Donney]

Where's Rollo? Has he gone off on holiday, without completing forms 75361a, 75361b, 75869d, 75871h and 75962r? (75962r must only be completed if you have a dog or want one, and 75361a is to be completed by every single member of your family, especially if they breed ferrets)

I think we should be told, there's all sorts of complaint forms to fill in :D

I'm afraid I'll be going on holiday in a week time so I might need the LW to help me fill all those forms.
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[LeonBrooke]

The LW has sympathy but it prefers watching movies with me :D

[Captain VXR]

And prefers watching motorsport with me :p

[Donney]

It will watch the end of the Le Mans 24 hrs. with me.

[DonnieDarco]

Donney, you should come to the F1 chat :D

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW, celebrating another british victory :beer:

[DonnieDarco]

And............now its not :D

[LeonBrooke]

No, it's with me, relaxing and procrastinating :D

[Rollo]

Where's Rollo? Has he gone off on holiday, without completing forms 75361a, 75361b, 75869d, 75871h and 75962r?

Yes I have been on holiday. Furthermore I will need to complete a lot more than forms 75361a, 75361b, 75869d, 75871h and 75962r.

Let it be known that within 11 months, the lady current being dallianced as the present mistress in waiting has consented (with persuasion of cut diamond) to legally change her surname such that it matches mine by means of the institution (because let's be totally fair, I needed to be put into an institution years ago) of wedlock via matrimony.

Daft lady, that's all I can say.

[djarumdudley]

my last word

[Rollo]

Comgratulations, you've just accumulated 3 credit points towards your degree from the University of Wrong.

[CarlMetro]

So was it a big gun that you held to her head whilst asking the ultimate question, or was her Dad holding one at yours whilst you asked? :p :

Seriously mate, congrats :up: When's the big day?............and if you need a good DJ I don't cost much, depending on distance I have to travel of course ;)

[Donney]

Donney, you should come to the F1 chat :D


I would have but I don't have internet at home :(

Congratulations Rollo, watch out for Carl I've heard he tends to play "Lady in red" a little bit too often.

:p

[CarlMetro]

I don't think five times in three hours is too much :confused:

[Donney]

The LW seems to think so ;)

[CarlMetro]

It's the only reason I play it so often, it happens to be the LW's favorite :D

[Donney]

Actually the LW hates that song.

[CarlMetro]

Then why does it know all the words and sing it in the shower?

[Donney]

I wonder why you spy on the LW while it takes a shower.....

[Captain VXR]

Carl spies on his fake lw, the real lw hates that song

[DonnieDarco]

Rollo!!!! Congrats, very happy news :D

[CarlMetro]

I do not spy on the LW, even my neighbours hear it singing in the shower, and they're at work 10 miles away :\

[LeonBrooke]

Congrats Rollo, the LW and I wish you a happy future :D

[Rollo]

The date is not quite set yet. I think we're looking at somewhere near the end of May... hopefully the weekend after the Cup Final :D

[LeonBrooke]

I was a bit confused until the LW told me it thought you meant May next year...

[stevie_gerrard]

congrats rollo, hope you enjoy the rest of ur lives together :)

[djarumdudley]

congrats and good luck rollo!

[Rollo]

I was a bit confused until the LW told me it thought you meant May next year...

Sorry to disappoint you, but I was thinking a good time would be May 1929. We already know that I'm a time traveller and this is still before the Depression, so everyone should be having a megabrill time...

... and we'll see Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole :D

[LeonBrooke]

Make sure to post some photos - and to let us know what the 1920s were like :)

[Rollo]

I went back to 1885 for a bit once, but there was some guy in a Police Call box and this silver gull-wing coupe that was hogging all of the best parking spots.

[CarlMetro]

I hate it when that happens.

[Donney]

So does the LW.

[DonnieDarco]

When what happens, this? :D

[Donney]

That? Maybe, the LW loves to be with me.

[Captain VXR]

But more with me :p

[Donney]

Nah.

[CarlMetro]

I agree, why would it when it can be with me :D

[Donney]

It can but that does not mean it wants. :p

[CarlMetro]

Of course it does, where else would it want to be?

[MrJan]

Muse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!woooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CarlMetro]

Nah, it's not too keen on them :p :

[Rollo]

http://www.geocities.com/rollo75/fr33pie.jpg

Mr Blair likes to pretend that he has pie.

[LeonBrooke]

Wow. The LW does not like that.

But the LW does like Muse. Its favourite album is Origin of Symmetry.

[CarlMetro]

Been studying at the school of wrongness again Leon?

[LeonBrooke]

Donnie is a good teacher, but I'm right on this point.

[CarlMetro]

Ah I see you have learned well, you must be her new teachers pet ;)

[Rollo]

Ahah!

LeonBrooke must be some sort of cat... so that's where the wee comes from! :D
It all makes perfect sense now.

[LeonBrooke]

Oh no. I fell right into that one, didn't I...?

Well, I've just been reading interesting bits of the Crimes Act (1961) for New Zealand, and I have grounds to believe that you could all be convicted of piracy! ...or treason!

...possibly it's one of the indecent acts... but it's there, I'm sure of it!

[Rollo]

http://www.legislation.govt.nz/librarie ... .6&record= (http://www.legislation.govt.nz/libraries/contents/om_isapi.dll?clientID=1666663394&infobase=pal_statutes.nfo&jd=a1961-043%2fs.6&record=){17FC5}&softpage=DOC



Sect 6. Persons not to be tried in respect of things done outside New Zealand

Subject to the provisions of section 7 of this Act, no act done or omitted outside New Zealand is an offence, unless it is an offence by virtue of any provision of this Act or of any other enactment.

You need to read some more interesting bits... or explain how even if you find grounds of a criminal act, why we can be tried under NZ law considering we're not on NZ territory, nor harming a NZ ship, nor putting the person of HM Queen Bess 2 under harm.

[DonnieDarco]

Blimey, have I walked in on WW3? :D

And can I just inform the LW thread at large how much I loathe the ads being at the bottom of the page now?? I do wish things could be left alone.

[CarlMetro]

I agree.

[Donney]

Me too, I think we should worry.

[DonnieDarco]

Odd!! The one in here seems to have vanished now :D But it was here a second ago! Maybe its me :D

[CarlMetro]

It must be you 'cos I can see morcambe motorsport shop all over the bottom :s

[Captain VXR]

The lw hates adverts for Carlmetro's elbow licking

[Donney]

I see Corsa Nova rally parts, Wheatsheaf Hotel, Rally and Belstaff UK distributor, all of them very interesting.

[schmenke]

Haven't been here for a few days... I'm sure the LW misses me :D

BTW, what's up with Rollo? :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Bugger, now its showing indoor karting at Glasgow, like the thread I started in feedback!!!!

I'm starting to really dislike this forum :D

Its a good job I quite like some of the people in it, or I'd be outta here ;)

[Donney]

Aussie metric boy will be pleased to know ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW

[DonnieDarco]

Aussie metric boy will be pleased to know ;)

Best not tell him then :D

[schmenke]

Huh?

[djarumdudley]

no last word haver you.

[CarlMetro]

Because it's spending some quality time with me :D

[DonnieDarco]

Is there such a thing? :D

[LeonBrooke]

http://www.legislation.govt.nz/libraries/contents/om_isapi.dll?clientID=1666663394&infobase=pal_statutes.nfo&jd=a1961-043%2fs.6&record={17FC5}&softpage=DOC



You need to read some more interesting bits... or explain how even if you find grounds of a criminal act, why we can be tried under NZ law considering we're not on NZ territory, nor harming a NZ ship, nor putting the person of HM Queen Bess 2 under harm.

You're conscientious :)

Well, let me clarify: If you were in NZ territory, and you did commit a criminal act, the you would have committed a criminal act under the Act :D

How's my semantics?

[CarlMetro]

:confused:

Oh..................erm....................OK then. Time for a bit of yoinking before I go to bed methinks :D

[LeonBrooke]

I was trying to baffle you all into running away and leaving the LW with me, but Rollo saw through the nonsense...

So I'll just have to take the LW myself.

And anyway, I think yoinking comes under "indecent acts" under the act :D

[CarlMetro]

No, infact I know a few New Zealand yoinkers :p :

[LeonBrooke]

That's disgusting!

Tell me their names and addresses immediately so I can report them to the police :D

[CarlMetro]

Yeah, like you don't know them too :rolleyes: :p :

[LeonBrooke]

:s hock: what are you accusing my friends of? Most of the people I know are nurses, and as such are respectable, and would never yoink!

[CarlMetro]

So you're claiming that you've never ever ever yoinked before then?

[LeonBrooke]

I've always taken the LW with honesty in my heart, and it has always been very happy to accompany me. I do not snatch poor defenceless beings like the LW in the manner in which you do, Mr Metro.

You, and all others who do what you do, should be ashamed of yourselves.

[CarlMetro]

I am, very ashamed, but it won't stop me doing it :D

[LeonBrooke]

Then you are- you are- you are a morally bankrupt person, completely unfit to be guardian of the LW for even a moment!

[Rollo]

Calm down eh bro.

Get your jandals on and let's go tramping!

[LeonBrooke]

Sure.

You pack the tents and the sleeping bags and I'll pack the espresso machine, plasma TV, computer and satellite uplink for the internet. How many people are coming? I need to know how much coffee to bring...

[DonnieDarco]

Yawn, I'm not going anywhere, am still in my jim jams :D

[Donney]

I'll have the LW for a while.

[CarlMetro]

Yawn, I'm not going anywhere, am still in my jim jams :D

Not an image I want to imagine when I've just got up :\

[Donney]

You wake up early don't you?

[CarlMetro]

Not when I have a day off, no :)

[DonnieDarco]

I look very fetching in my jim jams, I'll have you know :D

[Donney]

Undoubtedly....

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[schmenke]

I look very fetching in my jim jams, I'll have you know :D

This thread is useless without pics!















NOT! :mad:





















:erm:

[Captain VXR]

We want pics

[djarumdudley]

in lieu of pics, i'll take the last word.

[DonnieDarco]

Oh, I'm hardly likely to subject myself to an avalanche of derision (yes, even more :D ) by submitting pics of myself in my jim jams, now am I :D

[Donney]

You coward!





;)

[MrJan]

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa smnar smnurrre blllllllluuurrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbb wooooo

[DonnieDarco]

Look out everyone, Miguel's been at the sauce again, he may be about to blow :D

[CarlMetro]

Just as long as he ain't blowin chunks :\

[schmenke]

Miguel is looped again :mark:

[CarlMetro]

I don't think you need to add 'again' to your statement ;)

[schmenke]

True :D

[LeonBrooke]

There are some statements above with which I must agree, and some with which I must disagree...

...make up your mind which are which :D

[stevie_gerrard]

i already have :p :

[LeonBrooke]

So, which are agreed with and which aren't?

[Rollo]

This statement is false.

[LeonBrooke]

No, this one is.

[Rollo]

Boobs. Heh m heh. I just wanna say that again... Boobs!

Thank you drive through to the next window.

Mind the gap.

A banner with a strange device, EXCELSIOR! :D

[LeonBrooke]

Uh, yeah...

Um, I... I'm sure a statement like that is against the law somehow!

[Donney]

... or somewhere over the rainbow.

I'll take the LW so I forget that song.

[LeonBrooke]

I don't know what's going on.

[Donney]

But it keeps going nevertheless.

[LeonBrooke]

It is greater than all of us - if we all left (not that we will), the LW would go on...

[Donney]

The LW would be with me.

[CarlMetro]

...........if it weren't with me :D

[Donney]

Don't worry it wouldn't. :)

[Captain VXR]

with me for the weekend :p

[stevie_gerrard]

i doubt that

[DonnieDarco]

Me too :D

[CarlMetro]

........and I make three of us :D Another munching LW from me, just finishing off a bowl of Rice Crispies :lips:

[Captain VXR]

But the lw is mine for the weekend :p

[DonnieDarco]

I just had a cheese and onion crisp sandwich :D

[Donney]

The LW and I wish you a great weekend! :)

[CarlMetro]

Where as me and the LW wish we hadn't run out of Cheerios ;( Weetabix munch tonight :(

[LeonBrooke]

The LW is glad to have left you behind, having read that.

[Captain VXR]

And is with me of course

[Donney]

Of course it isn't.

[Captain VXR]

Erm yes it is :confused:

[CarlMetro]

Erm...........no it's not :p :

[Rollo]

Not what?

Huh?

I like cake!

[LeonBrooke]

So do I, but do you think I get it whenever I like?

[DonnieDarco]

Me too!

[stevie_gerrard]

i think there should be more chocolate cake on offer on this forum :D

[LeonBrooke]

Yeah, someone go and get some chocolate cake!

[DonnieDarco]

Off you go then Leon!! See you when you get back :D

[LeonBrooke]

I'm skint!

Can I borrow some money?

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, here's eleventy million pounds!! :D

[LeonBrooke]

Yes!

Ha ha, now I'll be able to lure the LW away with huge amounts of money, and I'll be able to buy lots of chocolate cake.

Really shot yourself in the foot there, Donnie, to use a cliché :D

[Rollo]

If members will now stand on their heads whilst holding a 20p coin up to the sunlight, they will see that Ms Darco's offer of eleventy million pounds is in fact a forgery and is instead written on the side of a grand piano in Dutch...

... which is really quite remarkable don't you think?

[DonnieDarco]

Took me ages Rollo, really it did :D

[CarlMetro]

that took you ages? Skip all the art classes at school did you? :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I don't normally speak Dutch :p :

[CarlMetro]

Me neither...........what's that got to do with the price of chips?

[Captain VXR]

nothin. are my lard and thai sweet chilli crisps ready yet?

[DonnieDarco]

I had to write on the side of a grand piano in..............oh never mind :D

[MrJan]

I saw a grand piano. It had no writing on so obviously had not been sullied by Ms 'Cat Wee' Darco.

[Rollo]

Ahah, so someone out there is issuing blank grand pianos!
I think we should inform MI5, MI6 or the KGB of the possibility of fraudulent grand pianos being passed into general circulation.

Remember kids, you should always fill in all of the blanks on your grand piano before you make a payment. :D

[CarlMetro]

Are the blanks the white keys or the black keys? What should you do if you don't have a grand piano? Are we there yet?

[djarumdudley]

not sure, but i'll need the last word for the remainder.

[Rollo]

Are the blanks the white keys or the black keys? What should you do if you don't have a grand piano? Are we there yet?

I have heard that some bank are willing to start taking payments written on the side of washing machines and there are plans afoot to have Automated Teller Machines that dispense grammophones as smaller change, but I fear that those days are well beyond my existance on this mortal coil.

[CarlMetro]

That's a shame because there's a road not far from me where there is a surplus of washing machines which could suddenly have a new lease of life.

[Donney]

My washing machine died yesterday. :(

[CarlMetro]

RIP Donney's washing machine ;(

When's the funneral? My toaster would like to attend.

[Donney]

I'm sorry but just close appliances are invited, thanks for the condolences the fridge will be happy to know.

[Captain VXR]

Can the lw go?

[Donney]

Of course since it will be by my side.

[DonnieDarco]

I just hope you can afford the weighty mortgage needed to purchase a new one Donney. :( :)

[CarlMetro]

Perhaps we could have a whip-round? I'm sure I've got some odd bits of copper wire in my shed, you could sell that down the local scrap merchant. It might not bring much, but it's a start :)

[Donney]

Thanks a lot any contribution is appreciated. ;)

I have already replaced by a second hand Edesa Practica 4l-53, full-spec in typical shiny white. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy025.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


Aaaah, the joys of earning a modest salary.

[DonnieDarco]

Not to mention, the joys of a washing machine :D I cannot live without mine :D

[LeonBrooke]

But what about the fun of going to the laundromat and watching the drier spin?

[CarlMetro]

I cannot live without mine :D

Cheap thrills when you sit on top during the spin cycle? :p :

[LeonBrooke]

You have a dirty mind, Mr Metro...

[CarlMetro]

Like I was the only one to think it :p :

[LeonBrooke]

I know I didn't...

[djarumdudley]

appears that i must sae the last word from the gutter

[CarlMetro]

Well why you try and sae the LW, I'll take it into the kitchen so it can make a cup of tea for me :D

[Rollo]

We have a thing at home called a Breville Pie Maker but it fails to live up to its moniker. Perhaps it would be better called a Breville Snacky Mess Maker because although it doesn't make pies all that well, the snacky messes that come out of it are top class.

[DonnieDarco]

Cheap thrills when you sit on top during the spin cycle? :p :


You mucky swine :D

Besides, mine's under a worktop, thankyou :D

[LeonBrooke]

Honestly, I must say the level of intellectual stimulation one gets from reading the posts here is appalling. The LW is ashamed to be associated with people like you.

It appreciates me though :D I save it from the depraved nature of this discussion, and take it to a sophisticated plane of thought.

[Rollo]

I could be brown, I could blue, I could violet sky...
... but I probably won't be :D

[CarlMetro]

Oh dear :s

[DonnieDarco]

Honestly, I must say the level of intellectual stimulation one gets from reading the posts here is appalling. The LW is ashamed to be associated with people like you.

It appreciates me though :D I save it from the depraved nature of this discussion, and take it to a sophisticated plane of thought.

Bum, bum, BUM :D

[Donney]

I'll take the LW for a while since next week it is very likely that I won't have it at all.

[DonnieDarco]

And why is that Donney? I think we should be told :D

[CarlMetro]

It seems that Donney is the first to finally come to their senses and realise that there is only place for the LW, right here with me :D

[Donney]

And why is that Donney? I think we should be told :D

For I'll be going on holiday until the 8th of July. The Lw has been invited but does not like my destination.



It seems that Donney is the first to finally come to their senses and realise that there is only place for the LW, right here with me :D


Not a chance mate.

[DonnieDarco]

Firstly, I hope you have a lovely holiday, bring me back some cake :D

Secondly, what's wrong with the destination? Its not Swindon, is it? :D

And thirdly - how can we possibly have over 100 guests viewing word games?!? Something's amiss.

[Donney]

Firstly, I hope you have a lovely holiday, bring me back some cake :D

Secondly, what's wrong with the destination? Its not Swindon, is it? :D

And thirdly - how can we possibly have over 100 guests viewing word games?!? Something's amiss.

First: Thank you very much, about the cake.... if it's chocolate... I'm not sure if I'll resist temptation.

Second: Nothing wrong with the destination, I hope. It is not Swindon, it is Brighton. The problem is the LW is tired of British people (I wonder what you've all done to it) and therefore has politely declined the invitation :p

Thrid: We are the most interesting section of the forum, that is why, no mistakes there. :D

[CarlMetro]

All this first, second and third stuff has got the LW all confused so I'll take it over here for nice quiet lye down in a darkened room.

[Captain VXR]

Its headache is gone thanks to my paracuetemol

[CarlMetro]

What headache?

[Donney]

I don't know, the LW has felt fine all day long.

[MrJan]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 ,21,22,23,24,25,26. 26
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15. 15
1,2,3. 3 of them.
2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18,20,22,24,26,28 and two bags of 50, 128

Hopefully the LW will help me with stocktaking at work tomorrow.

[Donney]

Good luck with that!!!

[MrJan]

Thank You

[Donney]

You are welcome.

[LeonBrooke]

Good luck to all who who have something to do.

[CarlMetro]

I don't have anything to do, apart from steal the LW :D

[LeonBrooke]

... :erm: , well, good luck with that...

[CarlMetro]

Thanks :D

[LeonBrooke]

Glad to be of service :)

[CarlMetro]

Your efforts are appreciated by all, I'm sure ;)

[LeonBrooke]

The thought fills my heart with joy... :D

[CarlMetro]

...........fills my toilet with vomit :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Are you sure it's not beer that does that?

Anyway, why are you up so late?

[DonnieDarco]

So Donney, you're coming to our shores, eh? :D Brighton is lovely but the beach is full of stones :D

[Rollo]

The thought fills my heart with joy... :D

...........fills my toilet with vomit :p :

It's better than vice versa. Filling up your toilet with joy and filling your heart with... eeeew, YUK! :(

I'm going off to fill a sandwich with ham, mayo, lettuce, cucumber and cheese :D

[DonnieDarco]

Careful how you make it or you'll be following Carl's idea next :D

[djarumdudley]

time for some brief last word for me.

[Rollo]

I think we should re-introduce flogging... every Sunday, round at my place. :D

[djarumdudley]

how's about a mass giant rubber banding, that could be quite entertaining as well.

[LeonBrooke]

Who'll get the 4000th post?

And, who will I get rubber-banded to? Will I like them?

[CarlMetro]

What's rubber-banding? Sounds a bit too kinky to me :\

[LeonBrooke]

Sounds like fun if you're rubber-banded to the right person ;)

[Donney]

So Donney, you're coming to our shores, eh? :D Brighton is lovely but the beach is full of stones :D

Yes ma'am, I'm arriving the 30th sometime in the morning :D

I hope it is lovely because I have just bought some pictures of Lizzy and Mr Darwin himself and damn, your currency is expensive :mad: !!!

Other than that, and being aware of the stones issue, I am sure I'll enjoy my time there.
:)

[LeonBrooke]

Have a great holiday :)

[Donney]

Thanks, I'l miss the LW though, and I am not sure about its safety while in the hands of this group of yoinkers ;)

[CarlMetro]

You do know that Brighton is the gay capital of England? Is that why you're coming over? :eek:

[schmenke]

Perhaps Donney intends to visit the beach bare-pole ... :erm: :uhoh:

[Captain VXR]

The lws safety is assured with Cpt VXR and son animal slaughtering ltd :D

[stevie_gerrard]

LW time, got to catch up after being on holiday :)

[DonnieDarco]

Yes ma'am, I'm arriving the 30th sometime in the morning :D

I hope it is lovely because I have just bought some pictures of Lizzy and Mr Darwin himself and damn, your currency is expensive :mad: !!!

Other than that, and being aware of the stones issue, I am sure I'll enjoy my time there.


That's because we have good currency, none of that Euro crap :D

But I'm sure you'll have a great time. The lanes in Brighton are great to wander round and spend some of that lovely currency :D

Oh - And I think Brighton has a nudie beach somewhere, though why with all the stones, I do not know :D

[djarumdudley]

enjoy tha vacation Donney, while i enjoy some fine last word.

[LeonBrooke]

How was the brief taste?

[Rollo]

Full of minty goodness?

A nudie beach in Brighton is obviously so people can get a tan from stading in the English rain. So people who claimed they were the Eggmen told me this.

[CarlMetro]

Minty goodness? No wholesome grain, four types to be exact, in my Cheerios :lips:

[LeonBrooke]

Apparently in Wellington you don't tan, you rust. Is it the same in Brighton?

[Rollo]

Nah, I imagine Brighton to be something like where I grew up (Blackpool) except with less day trippers and more old people (though Eastbourne is the home of old people).

Brighton is where you go if you want to look at piers that catch on fire and sink into the sea.

[djarumdudley]

sounds rather similar to the Brighton section of Brooklyn. perhaps we've exchanged long traveling piers across the Atlantic.

[CarlMetro]

.........or perhaps you copied yet another of our towns? :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Carl, you cynical and jaded individual :p :

[CarlMetro]

Me? Cynical?

[DonnieDarco]

Brighton has always been referred to round 'ere, as London by the sea :D

Maybe Donney will see Fat Boy Slim, and ask him to get Christopher Walken's autograph for me :D

[LeonBrooke]

??

[DonnieDarco]

And a very cheery morning to you, too :p :

Stop editing!!! :D

[DonnieDarco]

So where did everybody go?? :D

[schmenke]

What smells? :s

[Rollo]

Cat wee. It was Ms Darco, it was, it was, it was :D

[CarlMetro]

Now, now, be nice, it's Friday.

[Donney]

You do know that Brighton is the gay capital of England? Is that why you're coming over? :eek:

Nope, not really, besides this weekend Madrid is the gay capital of Europe (http://www.madoweb.com/2007/)



DonnieDarco :
Maybe Donney will see Fat Boy Slim, and ask him to get Christopher Walken's autograph for me

Sure, I have heard he always has some of his autographs on him in case of an emergency.... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/whacky115.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW

[DonnieDarco]

Now, now, be nice, it's Friday.

Thankyou Carl - Are you ill? :p :