The Last Word

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW-time

[djarumdudley]

my LW-time

is now finished.

[schmenke]

Indeed.

[CarlMetro]

Becuase it's my time now?

[schmenke]

This is not the thread for questions Carl!

[CarlMetro]

Oh :dozey:

[DonnieDarco]

I reserve the right to interr............question all you lot in here :D

[djarumdudley]

keep questioning, you'll never find the last word.

[LeonBrooke]

I reserve the right to answer any questions which I choose to answer ;)

[CarlMetro]

I reserve the right to a lawyer, and if I can't afford one then one must be appointed for me. I do not have to say anything, but anything I do say may be used as evidence in court against me.

[LeonBrooke]

You don't have a right to a phone-call, and we can hold you for more than 24 hours without charge if we feel like it ;)

[CarlMetro]

No you can't 'cos I'll tell my mum on you :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Not fair!

[CarlMetro]

Well you started it :p :

[LeonBrooke]

You're the one who was smashing shop windows! Oh, and inciting violence!

[CarlMetro]

When? :s hock:

[LeonBrooke]

I heard you confessing, don't deny it ;)

[CarlMetro]

I'm innocent I tells ya, it's a frame up, it wasn't me, I've never seen that woman before, I've never been to Portsmouth, I was still at work when it happened.

[Donney]

I'll nicely ask the LW.

[CarlMetro]

Yeah, you do that, it'll tell you the truth :D

[Donney]

Go ahead I'll have a coffee with the LW.

[CarlMetro]

But I know the truth already ;)

[Donney]

Good on you, the LW and I are not really concerned.

[CarlMetro]

You might not be, but the LW has shown considerable interest.

[djarumdudley]

in being with me.

[CarlMetro]

No, it has no interest in that :p :

[MrJan]

The LW likes cheese and nuts.

[CarlMetro]

.........and me :D

[MrJan]

not really no :p :

[Rollo]

The LW likes cheese and nuts.

There's plenty of cheese and nuts in this forum :D

[djarumdudley]

why hasn't anyone ever come up with cheddar peanuts? this would be a huge seller.

[LeonBrooke]

What an horrific thought :s hock:

[Captain VXR]

While you vomit at cheddar peanuts, I'll have the last word

[LeonBrooke]

But the LW wants to help me mop up the vomit :D

[Donney]

No you want the LW to help you, the LW wants to spend some good time with me. :D

[LeonBrooke]

The LW likes mopping up vomit, if it's with me.

[Captain VXR]

But the lw prefers being with me

[Donney]

Being as polite as the LW is, the LW does not mind spending some time with you, but honestly the LW prefers to be with me.

[schmenke]

It must like your bananas... :mark:

[djarumdudley]

so the last word is a monkey?

[Donney]

The LW sure likes everything about me, bananas included, but it is not a monkey.

Monkeys are evil.

[LotusElise]

:) A bit like you then. Stop teaching the LW bad things!
(Come with me, LW...)

[djarumdudley]

and now come back to me last word.

[Captain VXR]

and come to me o holy last word

[djarumdudley]

suppose the last word should have it's own church at this point

[CarlMetro]

Well it already has more followers than my local chapel ;)

[Rollo]

Perhaps it shoud stop moving :D

[Captain VXR]

Exactly, come to daddy, last word, you dont need the other forum members molesting you, stay with me, the highest ranked user of all

[stevie_gerrard]

when did you become the father of the LW? :p :

[CarlMetro]

Well he must only have brief visiting rights, if that's the case ;)

[djarumdudley]

time for the last word to visit with me

[Captain VXR]

Oi, stop brainwashing the lw. i have full visiting rights

[LotusElise]

Yes, visiting rights and visiting only. I have CUSTODY of the LW.

[CarlMetro]

Time for a little kidnapping then...........

[LeonBrooke]

The police have luckily come along and rescued the LW, and returned it to its rightful place.

[Captain VXR]

Which is my home, fathers for justice :p

[Rollo]

Justice for the 96!

[LeonBrooke]

??

[stevie_gerrard]

my time for the LW

[LeonBrooke]

Not quite...

[CarlMetro]

my time for the LW

.........was short and sweet, and I dare say nice while ity lasted, sadly it is over all too quickley :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Indeed it was, as was yours...

[CarlMetro]

Longer than yours though :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Hmmm... the length of the relationship isn't as important as the closeness, and during my time with the LW we get very close - we talk, and tell each other secrets. That's how I found out about its kidney :D

[jso1985]

how the hell a word can have a kidney? is it near its "r"?
I think you're meeting with a fake, Leon

[djarumdudley]

of course he is seeing as i have the real thing

[LeonBrooke]

None of you know what the LW is like, do you?

[CarlMetro]

Well I seem to :D

[LeonBrooke]

Well then, describe it to me ;)

[CarlMetro]

But then you'd know what I know :\

[LeonBrooke]

I won't believe you've met the real LW if you can't accurately describe it ;)

[Donney]

I'd send you a picture but I don't have my camera with me at the moment.

[CarlMetro]

There are plenty of pictures of it on here http://community.webshots.com/user/carlmetro

[Donney]

Problem solved, then, but it is stil mine you know...

[CarlMetro]

No, I don't know that at all :dozey:

[Captain VXR]

Stop being dozey Carl, you know its mine

[CarlMetro]

Nope

[Donney]

I'm tempted to call you ignorants, because you seem to not know the basics about the LW. But I'll refrain myself ;)

[CarlMetro]

Well whilst you refrain yourself I'll take the LW :D

[DonnieDarco]

You do that Donney :D

[CarlMetro]

Oi!

[CarlMetro]

OK, what's goin on? When I posted DD's post appeared below mine, so I adjusted it and sent another and now they both appear below DD's :confused:

[Captain VXR]

While you discuss technical problems, ill have the last word

[CarlMetro]

No, no problems, just a little confusement ;)

[schmenke]

There's nothing confusing about the LW...

[djarumdudley]

...because it's with me.

[MrJan]

Football, football, football, that's what the last word watched with me over the weekend while you lot argued over a charlatan.

[CarlMetro]

Time for a 'I've been working hard all bloody day, but now it's my fun time' LW methinks. It'll go well with this cold Coors I'm sitting here with :beer:

[stevie_gerrard]

i think its time i spent some time with the LW boring it with all the cricket going on at the world cup :p :

[LeonBrooke]

I think it's time I rescued the LW from your boring talk and requested its assistance to fix an annoying computer problem...

[CarlMetro]

Well I think the LW should go downstairs :burp: and get me another Coors from the fridge :D :burp: :beer: :burp:

[LeonBrooke]

The LW isn't your servant, there to do your bidding! It's a living being with feelings, and only one kidney, and it wants to be with me! Me, I tell you! Me!

[CarlMetro]

No, it thinks you smell of stale toast and would rather lick schmenkes elbow than stay with you :p :

[djarumdudley]

again, it's had enough of you.

[CarlMetro]

It can never do that, it loves me too much :p :

[LeonBrooke]

I think you'll find that particular sentiment was directed to me :D

[CarlMetro]

It was directing something at you but I wouldn't call it a sign of affection :s hock:

[Rollo]

Is that what the smell was? I thought that the drains had gone again :D

[Captain VXR]

The lw never smells, only burps :burp: and is breeding with my cat :cat:

[CarlMetro]

Time for my first LW of the day :D

[Donney]

That time is over.

[CarlMetro]

What already? ;(

[Donney]

Oi! :mad:

[CarlMetro]

What? :angel:

[DonnieDarco]

A Halo? HA! :D

[schmenke]

Something smells around here... :s

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, your Belgium sized backside, stop farting :D

[Donney]

I think you are not a good influence for the LW

[CarlMetro]

I think she's perhaps under the influence :beer:

[DonnieDarco]

Donney, how could you? I'm shocked you could think that, and so hurt :D

[Donney]

I wasn't just talking about you, this bunch of yoinkers are not exactly angels.

;)

[DonnieDarco]

Just?? Oh, I feel sooo much better, in that case :)

[LeonBrooke]

I know; shocking, aren't they?

[CarlMetro]

Absolutely, never seen such a useless bunch :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Sigh, at least the LW has me to stay with, so I can protect it from the likes of you... :p :

[CarlMetro]

Who me?

[LeonBrooke]

Well, you and most of the other people here, the kidnappers :p :

[stevie_gerrard]

i dont kidnap the LW, just look after it

[LeonBrooke]

That's not the way it tells me...

[CarlMetro]

It tells you what you want to hear, so that it doesn't hurt your feelings ;)

[LeonBrooke]

No, that's what it does for you. It's a kind LW, but it really prefers me to the rest of you :p :

[Donney]

You are wrong again.

[LeonBrooke]

I trust the LW implicitly to tell me the truth in all things :p :

[Captain VXR]

It tells you soft lies as the lw is telling me right now that you are an inbred :p

[Donney]

The only truth here is that the LW is mine, the rest is mere speculation.

[djarumdudley]

there appears to be rampant skepticsm about the validity of the above statement.

[DonnieDarco]

I for one do not believe it :D

[Donney]

That's hardly surprising.

[Captain VXR]

Because the lw is safely telling me that Donney is secretly Leons dad and father in law

[schmenke]

:erm:

[CarlMetro]

I trust the LW implicitly to tell me the truth in all things :p :

I don't doubt that for a moment. Over here we call that gullible, is it the same over there?

[Captain VXR]

All inbreds are gullible so you can digest that fact while I have the last word

[djarumdudley]

thanks for keeeping the lat word warm, i'll have it back now.

[Donney]

I'll have it fresh, thanks.

[schmenke]

It's gone stale. I'll take it off your hands now.

[Donney]

Oh no, it is has not , you must be wrong schmenke.

[DonnieDarco]

As are you :D

[CarlMetro]

And if there's one thing DD knows about, it's being wrong, seeing as she is the queen of wrongness :D

[DonnieDarco]

Now see Carl, thats wrong too! :D

[djarumdudley]

according to this your all wrong!

[LeonBrooke]

Because the lw is safely telling me that Donney is secretly Leons dad and father in law

:laugh: brilliant...

However it's not true - it's Carl who's my dad and father-in-law :p :

[Captain VXR]

Good you like the lws facts, its telling me that Carl and Donney are actually the same person :p

[LeonBrooke]

Ah, well you see I knew the LW is innately honest :D

[CarlMetro]

it's Carl who's my dad and father-in-law :p :

Which would mean you married your sister.............are you still laughing? :s

[LeonBrooke]

Which would mean you married your sister.............are you still laughing? :s

How could you? You were so proud of us, your children, at the wedding. You gave your blessing! And now you pretend you knew nothing of it? How cruel!

[CarlMetro]

Well while you continue your incestuous fumblings I'll take the LW out of harms way :D

[LeonBrooke]

The LW prefers Auckland to everywhere else in the world.

[CarlMetro]

..........except when you're there :p :

[Donney]

Good you like the lws facts, its telling me that Carl and Donney are actually the same person :p


No way I'm much better when it comes to having the LW. :D

[CarlMetro]

Only in your dreams, BB :p :

[LeonBrooke]

I, however, am the best :D

[CarlMetro]

Another dreamer .......... :rolleyes: :p :

[Donney]

Post 2900 to prove I'm better.

[CarlMetro]

When you get close to the amount of posts I have, come and claim your title, until then keep dreaming of greatness :p :

[Donney]

I said better at having not at counting, and I have it again. :D

[DonnieDarco]

Or do you??? Hmmmm :D

[Donney]

Oh yes I do.

[CarlMetro]

Not now I'm back :D

[schmenke]

Yoink!

[CarlMetro]

Er......... no thanks, I had one earlier :D

[Donney]

And that's enough for the day.

[Captain VXR]

Cos its mine for the evening....

[MrJan]

Is it?

[schmenke]

Obviously not.

[Donney]

Poor Miguel...

[NoahsGirl]

Me and the LW have some catching up to do

[CarlMetro]

No time for that :p :

[NoahsGirl]

We have all the time in the world Mr Metro!

[CarlMetro]

You might, to me time is money and your account it overdrawn :p :

[NoahsGirl]

Now, now Mr Metro, don't be such meanie

[CarlMetro]

Me a meanie? Never :D

[stevie_gerrard]

well, debatable :p :

[CarlMetro]

That cuts me deep Stevie, deep ;(

[LeonBrooke]

The LW expresses its sympathies Carl :D

[DonnieDarco]

For what?

[LeonBrooke]

For leaving him on his own. It expresses sympathy to you for the same reason, too ;)

[CarlMetro]

The LW has no sympathy for you, it's just glad to get away from the smell of stale toast :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Stale toast??

[CarlMetro]

Well that's what it said, personally I don't know what stale toast smells like but it obviously doesn't agree with the LW :\

[LeonBrooke]

Don't worry, we've freshened the air and it can come home :D

[CarlMetro]

Sorry but it's more than just the air you need to refresh :p :

[Rollo]

Well that's what it said, personally I don't know what stale toast smells like but it obviously doesn't agree with the LW :\

Stale toast has opinions? :eek:

What does that say for the mystery meat at the bottom of our fridge... IT'S ALIVE!

[CarlMetro]

If the LW can have an opinion then why not stale toast? :dozey:

[Captain VXR]

Because the lw is mine and stale toast is not :p

[Donney]

I don't know about stale toast but the LW is definitely mine.

[Captain VXR]

No way

[Donney]

Oh captain, my captain.....


The LW is preparing for my brother's wedding tomorrow. :)

[schmenke]

The LW sends its regrets to your brother. It will not be able to attend his wedding on account of being slightly ill due to the recent ingestion of stale toast... :mark:

[Donney]

It's much better now, thank you!

[Mp3 Astra]

I sincerely doubt that one

[Captain VXR]

The lw is recouperating at my house

[MrJan]

I am me and the LW is the LW and Carl is Carl and Schmenke is Schmenke and Donnie smells of cat wee :p : and Rollo is a nutter and eggs is eggs and I have the LW.

[CarlMetro]

You were correct it almost all of of your statement, all apart from the last little bit :D

[MrJan]

What the full stop? Is that inccorect grammar now because no one told me :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Donney, hope your family have a great day tomorrow :D

I do not smell of cat wee, Jack :D

[stevie_gerrard]

i'll be taking the LW for now, thank you

[CarlMetro]

Well I'll be taking it forever :D

[LeonBrooke]

Really? That didn't feel like forever to me, but the LW says it did to it... poor thing....

[CarlMetro]

Oh ha ha ha :\

[LeonBrooke]

The LW great;y prefers my company to anyone else's.

[MrJan]

Mornin'

[Captain VXR]

The lw says hi

[LeonBrooke]

Yes, it does, how did you know?

[stevie_gerrard]

cause its telling me the story right now.

[Donney]

Donney, hope your family have a great day tomorrow :D

I do not smell of cat wee, Jack :D


Thanks a lot DD, we did. It was a wonderful day. :kiss:

The LW danced as if there was not tomorrow.

[LeonBrooke]

Glad to hear it and you had a good time :) I can't wait for the LW to tell me all about it :p :

[CarlMetro]

Well you'll have to wait a long long time :D

[LeonBrooke]

It's sitting right here now with a bad hangover, poor thing :(

[Rollo]

If someone gave you the opportunity to "accidentally" shoot a gun and scare a bunch of feral pigs into a minefield would that be worth it?
What would happen if you had some sort of a smart bomb with a camera on it and you zeroed in on a feral pig and it tried to hide behind a tree or something and you blew it all up, would that be ethical to take pleasure in killing a living creature by the most hillarious means possible?

[djarumdudley]

the last word prefers the alka-seltzer given to the seagull trick more.

[Captain VXR]

Nope, it prefers paracetumol and pigeons :p

[djarumdudley]

not too sure about that. what i'm quite sure is the last word prefers being with me.

[MrJan]

Evenin'

[CarlMetro]

:wave:

[LeonBrooke]

Mornin'. And for the record, the LW takes no pleasure in meaningless violence and death. Only meaningless explosions and property destruction :D

[djarumdudley]

so that's why the last word frequents my basement when it floods.

[LeonBrooke]

Yes, it goes there, laughs at you a bit, then returns to me. Sadistic thing, isn't it?

[CarlMetro]

I don't think the LW would do such a thing, it's too nice for that ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

obviously :p :

[LeonBrooke]

No it's not, it's a sadistic little blighter :D

[Donney]

:wave:

[CarlMetro]

The LW doesn't have a nasty bone in it's body, Leon and VXR on the other hand.............. :eek:

[LeonBrooke]

Oh yes it does, and I'm not talking about the bones of the seagulls it swallows whole :evil:

[Captain VXR]

The LW doesn't have a nasty bone in it's body, Leon and VXR on the other hand.............. :eek:

The last word says that you're a mofo. Me and the lw are going on a redneck anti-Greenpeace trip in my '87 Chevy truck with a AK47 and double barrelled shotgun to see how many hippies we can scare :p

[CarlMetro]

Well you do that, I'll just sit here with the LW and contemplate my day so far :\

[Donney]

Not with the LW

[djarumdudley]

indeed you're not, donney!

[Donney]

Yes, I am.

[schmenke]

I taking the LW with me for a round of golf... :D

[CarlMetro]

Good, it needs the practice for tomorrow with me :D

[djarumdudley]

i'll hold onto to it until your tee time tomorrow then.

[LeonBrooke]

But the LW hates golf. It's escaped your evil clutches to come back to me :D

[Donney]

The LW loves motorsports.

[DonnieDarco]

And me :D

[Donney]

Well we agree on that but not on who has the LW.

[DonnieDarco]

I meant, the LW loves motorsports and me :D

[Donney]

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[schmenke]

Donnie's not making sense again... :mark:

[Donney]

I thought so.

[Captain VXR]

My lw :p

[djarumdudley]

last word is mine again.

[DonnieDarco]

The LW........loves motorsports..........and it also loves..............me :D

What's wrong with you people?? ;)

[CarlMetro]

Nothing, what's wrong with you?

[Donney]

I don't know should we ask her age? ;)

[NoahsGirl]

Never ask a lady her age!

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW now

[CarlMetro]

Mine!

[DonnieDarco]

I don't know should we ask her age? ;)

Don't get me started!!! :D

[CarlMetro]

Why not? It's been so long since we did it :p :

[LeonBrooke]

May we ask your age, Carl? You can ask mine...