The Last Word

[schmenke]

Nice try :p :

[stevie_gerrard]

its mine i tell you!! :p :

[CarlMetro]

Well I'm not listening :p :, I'm too busy munching my way through a bowl of Maple Pecan crunch :lips:

[djarumdudley]

seeing as your too busy munching, i'll gladly occupy the last word's time.

[LeonBrooke]

I'm going to be able to sleep in tomorrow morning, so I think I'll have the LW to keep me company :D

[Donney]

I'll watch the Moto Gp race with the LW.

See ya!

[Captain VXR]

The LW is gonna watch that Sherlock Holmes program with me soon

[CarlMetro]

The LW thinks your taste in TV programmes is naff, and has decided to come back home instead of wasting any more time with you :p :

[stevie_gerrard]

good morning all :D

[CarlMetro]

:confused:

It's only 11.45 :s

[DonnieDarco]

There's nothing naff about Sherlock Holmes, Carl :D

[Rollo]

Which school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary m'lud, elementary :D

[djarumdudley]

let me take the last word away from that bad pun.

[Donney]

I'll have it now.

[schmenke]

Not for long.

[Donney]

I knew you would try to take the LW from me.

[DonnieDarco]

Did you know I would too? :D

[Captain VXR]

Did you know you only had it for 26 minutes?

[CarlMetro]

You may have had it longer, but you still lost it :p :

[schmenke]

...to me! :D

[Captain VXR]

The LW was lost and is now found :p

[CarlMetro]

right where it belongs

[harvick#1]

with me, and not you :p :

[CarlMetro]

Obviously not :D

[djarumdudley]

with you, that is.

[stevie_gerrard]

what about me?

[LeonBrooke]

You don't have the LW, that's what :D

[Captain VXR]

Says someone who doesn't have it them self

[LeonBrooke]

Oh yes I do. When I was sick yesterday it was here to mop my fevered brow with a damp cloth. What a kind, caring LW it is :D

...not like all of you. None of you were here to mop my fevered brow with a damp cloth :D

[CarlMetro]

True, but I could have slapped you face with a wet fish if you'd asked :D

[DonnieDarco]

I would do it even if you didn't ask :D

[CarlMetro]

must resist..............not allowed......................to................... ....suggest......................DD............... ........................is........................ an .................................................. .................................................O ld Slapper!

:p :

[Rollo]

...not like all of you. None of you were here to mop my fevered brow with a damp cloth :D

Damp cloth? Luxury.

We couldn't afford the mortgage on our damp cloth. We had to make do with half a broken razor blade. None of us got sick very often for fear of having our eyes cut when someone wiped our brow.

You kids have it easy today.

[djarumdudley]

the last word is obviously a luxury you don't need, so i'll have it.

[CarlMetro]

Your licence to LW is revoked.

[Donney]

My licence is good, so I'll have it.

[CarlMetro]

I'd need to take a look at it before I could let you take the LW.

[DonnieDarco]

must resist..............not allowed......................to................... ....suggest......................DD............... ........................is........................ an .................................................. .................................................O ld Slapper!

:p :


Hey!!! Less of the old, b!tch :D

[Donney]

No need to check my licence the LW is mine anyway.

[CarlMetro]

I think there's every need. In fact I doubt you even have one :s hock:

[fly_ac]

You don't have a licence either. :D

[CarlMetro]

I do to.....................see :D

[Captain VXR]

The LW signed my licence just now and is purring like a cat with me :p

[Donney]

The LW doesn't purr you obviously have a wrong LW

[Captain VXR]

Only the real LW purrs. You have a fake :p

[CarlMetro]

Well you're not old enough to have a licence, so I'll take it away until you're older :p :

[Captain VXR]

Sorry but the lw is hostage until I get my licence back

[CarlMetro]

Hostage situation now under control due to my 'special' training, LW safe and sound, no casualties :)

[LeonBrooke]

And as soon as it was released from hospital it came to me for comfort :D

[CarlMetro]

why would it do that?

[Rollo]

Hospital is obviously a euphemism for Mental Asylum :D

[stevie_gerrard]

Do you know that we've been battling over this single little thing for 128 pages now??

Any of you bored? :p :

[djarumdudley]

not yet!

[CarlMetro]

Bored? Why would we be bored?

[Donney]

Because you always lose the LW and you know it is mine. :p :

[djarumdudley]

then you should feel the same way.

[Captain VXR]

Sorry but the LW has been re-hostaged again

[schmenke]

Ah, but the Schmenke Hostage Incursion Team (S-H-I-T) was deployed to rescue the LW. Yes, S-H-I-t emerged and laid waste in the Captain's shack! A stinking mess was left behind but rest assured that the LW was rescued safe and sound!

:D

[CarlMetro]

Sounds like the last people you want paying you a visit :eek:

[LeonBrooke]

I'll keep the LW safe from those monsters, it's absolutely traumatised :D

[stevie_gerrard]

it will be in your company :p :

[Rollo]

Here's a thought: Why not shave the Last Word onto the side of a dog, then throw some Chum at the Prime Minister and watch the dog go for it?
I didn't say it was a good thought :D

[djarumdudley]

and now the last word is in mine.

[CarlMetro]

Was yours you mean ;)

[Donney]

Yes it was.

[Rollo]

Do I still get to throw Chum at the Prime Minister?

[djarumdudley]

sure, just provide a wet napkin.

[Captain VXR]

Sorry but S-H-I-T and Carl have failed in protecting the lw. Now where did I put my AK47 that I reserved for the lw?

[CarlMetro]

Yoink!

[Donney]

Mine!

[LotusElise]

You are all frightening the LW!

Come here, yes that's right, good LW...

[CarlMetro]

Sit........................stay :D

[stevie_gerrard]

run away :p :

[CarlMetro]

Go on then :wave:

[DonnieDarco]

See ya :D

[CarlMetro]

Bye then :wave:

[Rollo]

run away :p :

Ni, Peng and Ni-wom!

Don't make me say them again :D

[djarumdudley]

yet another last word for me!

[Donney]

:wave:

[CarlMetro]

:\

[Donney]

My I'm very tired and really need some sleep LW.

[LeonBrooke]

I'm very tired too and I think the LW would prefer to sing me a lullaby.

[Captain VXR]

Your lullaby has finished and I am just taking a lump hammer to it as punishment for singing lullabies

[djarumdudley]

need more sleep, but can't have it. suppose more last word will suffice.

[stevie_gerrard]

you get your sleep, ill look after it :)

[CarlMetro]

Well I'm not tired at all, so I'm going to take the LW down the park and kick a football about a bit :D

[LotusElise]

Aha! The LW does not enjoy football. It is a tennis fan.

[CarlMetro]

Don't be silly :\

[DonnieDarco]

Morning all :D

[CarlMetro]

Hey DD :wave:

[Donney]

Hi everyone.

[NoahsGirl]

Hello everyone, me and the last word are having a great catch up blether.

[djarumdudley]

hope it was enough!

[NoahsGirl]

How rude!! We are back blethering :)

[stevie_gerrard]

what the hell is blethering? ive never heard of it.

[DonnieDarco]

Yabbering :D

[CarlMetro]

Doing what women do best ;)

[djarumdudley]

which isn't having the last word.

[LeonBrooke]

No, that's what I do best ;)

[djarumdudley]

you've been better.

[Captain VXR]

Than my upbringing of the lw?

[stevie_gerrard]

hahaha, april fool, you were all stuck with the fake LW :p : its mine :D

[djarumdudley]

hope your enjoying the imposter last word since the real deal is with me.

[DonnieDarco]

Look behind you! :D

[djarumdudley]

surprise, it's the last word!

[LeonBrooke]

You mean here? With me? I see it now :D

[Rollo]

I see ~ now and with a bit of effort together we can ~ the world :D

[CarlMetro]

Morning all :wave:

[Donney]

Morning people, I'll remind you that the LW is mine and it is here with me on its own will.

[CarlMetro]

Well you would say that, wouldn't you?

[DonnieDarco]

He would, and in fact - he does :D

[Donney]

And I do it again!!! :)

[Rollo]

You swine!

Have you no honour, valour or velour?

[CarlMetro]

^

[Captain VXR]

What, stop staring at my lw

[CarlMetro]

I would but it's not yours :D

[LotusElise]

No, it's mine.

[Rollo]

Ho ho ho, surely you jest. For as sure as the day is long, you've let it slip through your fingers like so many grains of sand through the hourglass.

[CarlMetro]

Erm...............yes, or no..............whichever fits best really :\

[Donney]

The word "mine" fits perfectly in my case.

[CarlMetro]

Looks like it's bulging a little too much ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

i'll take care of it while you sort out what ur leaving behind. :p :

[Donney]

Looks like it's bulging a little too much ;)

:p


Nice try!

[Captain VXR]

To capture my lw :p

[CarlMetro]

Your LW is now mine :D

[DonnieDarco]

I'm stepping in now :D

[CarlMetro]

Have you stepped back out again?

[DonnieDarco]

No :D

[Captain VXR]

I have stepped in to protect the lw from all these evil forum users

[CarlMetro]

Well you're not very good at it, are you?

[Rollo]

Oh thanks, we're evil now are we?

I can't be evil yet as I haven't yet amassed my Unholy Army of the Night. I still need approval from the DA's office to build a crypt so that I can generate zombies.

[DonnieDarco]

Let me know how that goes, will you? I was thinking about building one too, its a must these days if one is to keep up with one's neighbours :D

[Rollo]

See this is the problem - basically you need council approval and I suspect that they're going to get somewhat jealous if there's yet another Unholy Army of the Night in the district. They tend to have to monopoly.
Though for some reason they use zombies to stand around worksites to give the impression that work is being done, like installing yet another bloody roundabout.

[Donney]

I don't think the LW likes zombies.

[stevie_gerrard]

why not? nothing wrong with a zombie

[CarlMetro]

........especially with some chips and a nice Chardonay :D

[Captain VXR]

The hand of glory sweeps the lw away and hands it to me :p

[DonnieDarco]

........especially with some chips and a nice Chardonay :D


No Chianti? :D

[djarumdudley]

time for some sweet last word for me.

[schmenke]

No Chianti? :D

...and fava beans? :D

[Donney]

The LW name is not Clarice.

[djarumdudley]

perhaps it's name is Captain Clarence Oveur.

[DonnieDarco]

Good, that's a horrible name anyway :D

[DonnieDarco]

perhaps it's name is Captain Clarence Oveur.


Roger, Over :D

[schmenke]

...and don't call me Shirley :p :

[CarlMetro]

I've known you to be called many things, Shirely is not one of them though :dozey:

[DonnieDarco]

There's always a first time :D

[CarlMetro]

Just ask him what his wife called him last Thursday morning :eek:

[LeonBrooke]

So, I take it, Carl, that you know what this was?

[djarumdudley]

clearly it wasn't about the last word.

[Captain VXR]

Which is mine

[schmenke]

Just ask him what his wife called him last Thursday morning :eek:

:disturb: :D

[CarlMetro]

So, I take it, Carl, that you know what this was?

No, but I have also had the pleasure of being beside a woman whilst she is giving birth and remember well some of the things my wife said :eek:

[djarumdudley]

you can keep that memory for youself, i'll have the last word.

[Captain VXR]

Another rescue of the lw leaves djarumdudley fiercly upset at Cpt VXR goes on a cruise around America with the last word

[CarlMetro]

Bon voyage then :wave:

[schmenke]

The LW has jumped ship and is back with me :D

[CarlMetro]

But you have other things to look after.

[DonnieDarco]

Yes Schmenke, get on with changing those nappies :D

[stevie_gerrard]

I'll just take the LW for its daily walk.. :p :

[CarlMetro]

It's tired now, so I'll take it off to bed with me :wave:

[Donney]

Will you show some respect? ;)

[djarumdudley]

respect maybe, last word no!

[LeonBrooke]

Well I'll show you the last word very briefly.

[Captain VXR]

The last word has now been fused into my brain forever :p

[LeonBrooke]

Sigh, well, I'll just have to rip your brain out then :D

[CarlMetro]

We'll have to find it first :p :

[Captain VXR]

Meaning that I still have the last word :p

[Donney]

No, you don't, I do though.

[djarumdudley]

now your time with it is done.

[MrJan]

biddle

[CarlMetro]

Sh1t run!

[Captain VXR]

Yours is even worse

[stevie_gerrard]

good evening all :)

[Mp3 Astra]

Nothing's changed has it?

[DonnieDarco]

Nothing ever does :D

[Rollo]

I demand sack!

[BM]

Wow! Looks like this place is in exactly the same state as I left it!

[Captain VXR]

Because you don't have the last word

[CarlMetro]

Yoink!

[Captain VXR]

And yoink to you too :)

[Donney]

And back to me.

[Captain VXR]

The lw is bored of León and has come to me. Thanks for keeping it well Donney :thumbs:

[jso1985]

so LeonBrooke has been promoted to city?¿ :eek: :p :

[Donney]

The lw is bored of León and has come to me. Thanks for keeping it well Donney :thumbs:

León is not exactly the bussiest place on eath but the LW will never be bored of it. :p :

[CarlMetro]

It's 3am, it's a Saturday night and I'm munching a bowl of Cheerios :lips: Some things never change :D

[LeonBrooke]

It's Sunday evening, and I'm preparing to watch the live timing and commentary for the Malaysian GP :D

[Captain VXR]

So you can while I have the lw

[djarumdudley]

it's way too late(or early) to be getting in from work on a Sunday, so i'll need the last word as comfort.

[CarlMetro]

It's Sunday evening, and I'm preparing to watch the live timing and commentary for the Malaysian GP :D

Wouldn't it have been better to watch the tv pictures instead?

[Captain VXR]

While carl suggests stuff, i'll have the last word

[Rollo]

You cad. Did it consent?

[CarlMetro]

oo er misses :s hock:

3.30am and I'm sitting here munching another bowl of Cheerios :D

[djarumdudley]

continue the cereal enjoyment while i tend to the last word.

[Captain VXR]

Thank you djarumdudley for tending to the last word. The lw is in perfect condition and we are preparing your sacrifice to the lw god, Lastas Wordas

[Donney]

No need of blood, I'll have the LW.

[DonnieDarco]

I can't allow that :D

[Donney]

It's easy if you try.

[djarumdudley]

yoink!

[Captain VXR]

Yoink, how was the sacrifice? Did Lastas Wordas appreciate it?

[CarlMetro]

Oi! No yoinking on a Monday, it's the rules ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

ive been at work all weekend, my time with the LW

[LeonBrooke]

Wouldn't it have been better to watch the tv pictures instead?

It's on Sky, and it's cheaper to watch the live timing and commentary on the internet than to get sky.

[DonnieDarco]

Sky is evil :D

[LeonBrooke]

I totally agree :D

[DonnieDarco]

Not THE sky you understand, thats all nice and blue and mostly harmless, I mean Sky :D

[Rollo]

Is it falling? :eek:

[CarlMetro]

Sky+ is great though :D

[DonnieDarco]

No, Sky+ is even evil........er :D

Rollo - Chicken Little says yes :D

[LeonBrooke]

Sky is evil because they end up taking everything I want to watch and making it pay-per-view, like F1, WRC, Stargate, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, etc.

[djarumdudley]

Yoink, how was the sacrifice? Did Lastas Wordas appreciate it?

sacrifice didn't work out so well, more last word for me.

[Captain VXR]

Damn you says Lastas Wordas. *rides bull away with the lw, repeatedly shouting yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw*

[Donney]

Are you licking toads Captain? ;)

[CarlMetro]

Either that or he's sniffing his own socks or something :crazy:

[Captain VXR]

while you discuss my madness, I'm taking the lw to bedlam

[Donney]

The LW is safe here with me.

[Captain VXR]

Enjoyed your 5 minutes with the lw cos its now mine :p

[CarlMetro]

Check again.....

[Donney]

Yep, it is here with me.

[CarlMetro]

Is it :confused:

[djarumdudley]

no, it's not.

[DonnieDarco]

Thats right Dudley :D

[Donney]

Now that's wrong DD.

[Captain VXR]

Because its mine

[Donney]

Not really.

[Captain VXR]

liar - calling yourself a lw master, you had it for 4 minutes

[LeonBrooke]

He has that in his signature as camoflage for me ;)

[CarlMetro]

Who said that?

[Rollo]

It certainly wasn't me, as I was off elsewhere being awesome :D

[LeonBrooke]

Off elsewhere being awesome? Care to elaborate?

[CarlMetro]

Awesome or awful?

[DonnieDarco]

Were you playing cricket? :D

[CarlMetro]

Who me?

[LeonBrooke]

I, personally, would never play cricket.

[DonnieDarco]

No, him :D

[LeonBrooke]

Oh, okay.

Well, I would never, anyway...

[Rollo]

Well I'm... you know, sharing my awesomeness...

Some guy once said "genius comes in many forms." He was talking about me. I took the liberty of doing a Google Search on who "The most awesome person alive" was, and obviously it was me. Seconds later, I refreshed the page and they had taken it down. I know that this is a conspiracy.
I hate everyone.

I am still awesome :D

[LeonBrooke]

According to my Google search it's Becca :p :

[Captain VXR]

According to my google search its Fabrizio Giovanardi. Not that I set it to be a biased search or anything :uhoh: . The lw does agree with me :p

[CarlMetro]

No, the LW thinks he's under-peerforming just like last year. I'd have to agree with it too :p :

[Donney]

I think that LW is mine. Thank you!

:)

[CarlMetro]

You think what you like, I know where the LW wants to be ;)

[Donney]

If you do, then you know why it is here with me. :)

[djarumdudley]

appears as though the last word has lost interest in you!

[CarlMetro]

Only briefly :D

[Captain VXR]

Only briefly interested in you Carl :p

[CarlMetro]

Not so ;)

[Donney]

I think so.

[schmenke]

Agreed.

[CarlMetro]

Yes, I'll concure with that too :p :