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schmenke
24th March 2007, 22:49
Nice try :p :

stevie_gerrard
25th March 2007, 03:23
its mine i tell you!! :p :

CarlMetro
25th March 2007, 04:23
Well I'm not listening :p :, I'm too busy munching my way through a bowl of Maple Pecan crunch :lips:

djarumdudley
25th March 2007, 06:15
seeing as your too busy munching, i'll gladly occupy the last word's time.

LeonBrooke
25th March 2007, 08:25
I'm going to be able to sleep in tomorrow morning, so I think I'll have the LW to keep me company :D

Donney
25th March 2007, 14:00
I'll watch the Moto Gp race with the LW.

See ya!

Captain VXR
25th March 2007, 16:48
The LW is gonna watch that Sherlock Holmes program with me soon

CarlMetro
25th March 2007, 22:30
The LW thinks your taste in TV programmes is naff, and has decided to come back home instead of wasting any more time with you :p :

stevie_gerrard
26th March 2007, 00:46
good morning all :D

CarlMetro
26th March 2007, 00:52
:confused:

It's only 11.45 :s

DonnieDarco
26th March 2007, 02:12
There's nothing naff about Sherlock Holmes, Carl :D

Rollo
26th March 2007, 04:25
Which school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary m'lud, elementary :D

djarumdudley
26th March 2007, 05:09
let me take the last word away from that bad pun.

Donney
26th March 2007, 11:56
I'll have it now.

schmenke
26th March 2007, 16:13
Not for long.

Donney
26th March 2007, 17:10
I knew you would try to take the LW from me.

DonnieDarco
26th March 2007, 17:17
Did you know I would too? :D

Captain VXR
26th March 2007, 17:33
Did you know you only had it for 26 minutes?

CarlMetro
26th March 2007, 19:23
You may have had it longer, but you still lost it :p :

schmenke
26th March 2007, 19:48
...to me! :D

Captain VXR
26th March 2007, 19:58
The LW was lost and is now found :p

CarlMetro
26th March 2007, 20:10
right where it belongs

harvick#1
26th March 2007, 20:40
with me, and not you :p :

CarlMetro
26th March 2007, 20:45
Obviously not :D

djarumdudley
26th March 2007, 21:27
with you, that is.

stevie_gerrard
26th March 2007, 22:11
what about me?

LeonBrooke
26th March 2007, 22:19
You don't have the LW, that's what :D

Captain VXR
26th March 2007, 22:25
Says someone who doesn't have it them self

LeonBrooke
26th March 2007, 22:42
Oh yes I do. When I was sick yesterday it was here to mop my fevered brow with a damp cloth. What a kind, caring LW it is :D

...not like all of you. None of you were here to mop my fevered brow with a damp cloth :D

CarlMetro
26th March 2007, 23:20
True, but I could have slapped you face with a wet fish if you'd asked :D

DonnieDarco
26th March 2007, 23:32
I would do it even if you didn't ask :D

CarlMetro
26th March 2007, 23:39
must resist..............not allowed......................to................... ....suggest......................DD............... ........................is........................ an .................................................. .................................................O ld Slapper!

:p :

Rollo
27th March 2007, 03:13
...not like all of you. None of you were here to mop my fevered brow with a damp cloth :D

Damp cloth? Luxury.

We couldn't afford the mortgage on our damp cloth. We had to make do with half a broken razor blade. None of us got sick very often for fear of having our eyes cut when someone wiped our brow.

You kids have it easy today.

djarumdudley
27th March 2007, 08:46
the last word is obviously a luxury you don't need, so i'll have it.

CarlMetro
27th March 2007, 11:25
Your licence to LW is revoked.

Donney
27th March 2007, 11:31
My licence is good, so I'll have it.

CarlMetro
27th March 2007, 11:35
I'd need to take a look at it before I could let you take the LW.

DonnieDarco
27th March 2007, 11:50
must resist..............not allowed......................to................... ....suggest......................DD............... ........................is........................ an .................................................. .................................................O ld Slapper!

:p :


Hey!!! Less of the old, b!tch :D

Donney
27th March 2007, 12:54
No need to check my licence the LW is mine anyway.

CarlMetro
27th March 2007, 13:02
I think there's every need. In fact I doubt you even have one :s hock:

fly_ac
27th March 2007, 13:24
You don't have a licence either. :D

CarlMetro
27th March 2007, 17:05
I do to.....................see :D

Captain VXR
27th March 2007, 17:35
The LW signed my licence just now and is purring like a cat with me :p

Donney
27th March 2007, 20:07
The LW doesn't purr you obviously have a wrong LW

Captain VXR
27th March 2007, 20:18
Only the real LW purrs. You have a fake :p

CarlMetro
27th March 2007, 20:41
Well you're not old enough to have a licence, so I'll take it away until you're older :p :

Captain VXR
27th March 2007, 22:31
Sorry but the lw is hostage until I get my licence back

CarlMetro
27th March 2007, 22:34
Hostage situation now under control due to my 'special' training, LW safe and sound, no casualties :)

LeonBrooke
28th March 2007, 00:04
And as soon as it was released from hospital it came to me for comfort :D

CarlMetro
28th March 2007, 00:56
why would it do that?

Rollo
28th March 2007, 01:56
Hospital is obviously a euphemism for Mental Asylum :D

stevie_gerrard
28th March 2007, 03:44
Do you know that we've been battling over this single little thing for 128 pages now??

Any of you bored? :p :

djarumdudley
28th March 2007, 06:27
not yet!

CarlMetro
28th March 2007, 09:37
Bored? Why would we be bored?

Donney
28th March 2007, 13:00
Because you always lose the LW and you know it is mine. :p :

djarumdudley
28th March 2007, 17:31
then you should feel the same way.

Captain VXR
28th March 2007, 17:38
Sorry but the LW has been re-hostaged again

schmenke
28th March 2007, 18:03
Ah, but the Schmenke Hostage Incursion Team (S-H-I-T) was deployed to rescue the LW. Yes, S-H-I-t emerged and laid waste in the Captain's shack! A stinking mess was left behind but rest assured that the LW was rescued safe and sound!

:D

CarlMetro
28th March 2007, 20:38
Sounds like the last people you want paying you a visit :eek:

LeonBrooke
29th March 2007, 00:59
I'll keep the LW safe from those monsters, it's absolutely traumatised :D

stevie_gerrard
29th March 2007, 02:33
it will be in your company :p :

Rollo
29th March 2007, 05:55
Here's a thought: Why not shave the Last Word onto the side of a dog, then throw some Chum at the Prime Minister and watch the dog go for it?
I didn't say it was a good thought :D

djarumdudley
29th March 2007, 05:58
and now the last word is in mine.

CarlMetro
29th March 2007, 09:43
Was yours you mean ;)

Donney
29th March 2007, 12:33
Yes it was.

Rollo
29th March 2007, 15:35
Do I still get to throw Chum at the Prime Minister?

djarumdudley
29th March 2007, 16:49
sure, just provide a wet napkin.

Captain VXR
29th March 2007, 17:22
Sorry but S-H-I-T and Carl have failed in protecting the lw. Now where did I put my AK47 that I reserved for the lw?

CarlMetro
29th March 2007, 18:56
Yoink!

Donney
29th March 2007, 21:11
Mine!

LotusElise
29th March 2007, 21:25
You are all frightening the LW!

Come here, yes that's right, good LW...

CarlMetro
29th March 2007, 21:50
Sit........................stay :D

stevie_gerrard
29th March 2007, 22:03
run away :p :

CarlMetro
29th March 2007, 22:07
Go on then :wave:

DonnieDarco
30th March 2007, 01:31
See ya :D

CarlMetro
30th March 2007, 01:43
Bye then :wave:

Rollo
30th March 2007, 03:17
run away :p :

Ni, Peng and Ni-wom!

Don't make me say them again :D

djarumdudley
30th March 2007, 06:09
yet another last word for me!

Donney
30th March 2007, 09:34
:wave:

CarlMetro
30th March 2007, 10:58
:\

Donney
30th March 2007, 12:51
My I'm very tired and really need some sleep LW.

LeonBrooke
30th March 2007, 15:39
I'm very tired too and I think the LW would prefer to sing me a lullaby.

Captain VXR
30th March 2007, 17:46
Your lullaby has finished and I am just taking a lump hammer to it as punishment for singing lullabies

djarumdudley
30th March 2007, 18:17
need more sleep, but can't have it. suppose more last word will suffice.

stevie_gerrard
30th March 2007, 18:36
you get your sleep, ill look after it :)

CarlMetro
30th March 2007, 19:01
Well I'm not tired at all, so I'm going to take the LW down the park and kick a football about a bit :D

LotusElise
30th March 2007, 21:47
Aha! The LW does not enjoy football. It is a tennis fan.

CarlMetro
31st March 2007, 01:55
Don't be silly :\

DonnieDarco
31st March 2007, 09:40
Morning all :D

CarlMetro
31st March 2007, 14:58
Hey DD :wave:

Donney
31st March 2007, 16:31
Hi everyone.

NoahsGirl
31st March 2007, 19:53
Hello everyone, me and the last word are having a great catch up blether.

djarumdudley
31st March 2007, 19:58
hope it was enough!

NoahsGirl
31st March 2007, 20:26
How rude!! We are back blethering :)

stevie_gerrard
31st March 2007, 22:23
what the hell is blethering? ive never heard of it.

DonnieDarco
31st March 2007, 23:25
Yabbering :D

CarlMetro
1st April 2007, 02:48
Doing what women do best ;)

djarumdudley
1st April 2007, 03:11
which isn't having the last word.

LeonBrooke
1st April 2007, 08:21
No, that's what I do best ;)

djarumdudley
1st April 2007, 12:55
you've been better.

Captain VXR
1st April 2007, 13:43
Than my upbringing of the lw?

stevie_gerrard
1st April 2007, 21:55
hahaha, april fool, you were all stuck with the fake LW :p : its mine :D

djarumdudley
2nd April 2007, 01:18
hope your enjoying the imposter last word since the real deal is with me.

DonnieDarco
2nd April 2007, 02:27
Look behind you! :D

djarumdudley
2nd April 2007, 06:22
surprise, it's the last word!

LeonBrooke
2nd April 2007, 06:25
You mean here? With me? I see it now :D

Rollo
2nd April 2007, 07:14
I see ~ now and with a bit of effort together we can ~ the world :D

CarlMetro
2nd April 2007, 09:56
Morning all :wave:

Donney
2nd April 2007, 11:22
Morning people, I'll remind you that the LW is mine and it is here with me on its own will.

CarlMetro
2nd April 2007, 11:46
Well you would say that, wouldn't you?

DonnieDarco
2nd April 2007, 12:44
He would, and in fact - he does :D

Donney
2nd April 2007, 13:03
And I do it again!!! :)

Rollo
2nd April 2007, 14:32
You swine!

Have you no honour, valour or velour?

CarlMetro
2nd April 2007, 15:07
^

Captain VXR
2nd April 2007, 18:06
What, stop staring at my lw

CarlMetro
2nd April 2007, 20:10
I would but it's not yours :D

LotusElise
2nd April 2007, 21:48
No, it's mine.

Rollo
3rd April 2007, 01:31
Ho ho ho, surely you jest. For as sure as the day is long, you've let it slip through your fingers like so many grains of sand through the hourglass.

CarlMetro
3rd April 2007, 09:06
Erm...............yes, or no..............whichever fits best really :\

Donney
3rd April 2007, 10:55
The word "mine" fits perfectly in my case.

CarlMetro
3rd April 2007, 13:00
Looks like it's bulging a little too much ;)

stevie_gerrard
3rd April 2007, 14:21
i'll take care of it while you sort out what ur leaving behind. :p :

Donney
3rd April 2007, 17:42
Looks like it's bulging a little too much ;)

:p


Nice try!

Captain VXR
3rd April 2007, 17:59
To capture my lw :p

CarlMetro
3rd April 2007, 18:39
Your LW is now mine :D

DonnieDarco
3rd April 2007, 20:12
I'm stepping in now :D

CarlMetro
3rd April 2007, 20:26
Have you stepped back out again?

DonnieDarco
3rd April 2007, 21:42
No :D

Captain VXR
3rd April 2007, 22:22
I have stepped in to protect the lw from all these evil forum users

CarlMetro
4th April 2007, 01:34
Well you're not very good at it, are you?

Rollo
4th April 2007, 02:28
Oh thanks, we're evil now are we?

I can't be evil yet as I haven't yet amassed my Unholy Army of the Night. I still need approval from the DA's office to build a crypt so that I can generate zombies.

DonnieDarco
4th April 2007, 02:55
Let me know how that goes, will you? I was thinking about building one too, its a must these days if one is to keep up with one's neighbours :D

Rollo
4th April 2007, 04:34
See this is the problem - basically you need council approval and I suspect that they're going to get somewhat jealous if there's yet another Unholy Army of the Night in the district. They tend to have to monopoly.
Though for some reason they use zombies to stand around worksites to give the impression that work is being done, like installing yet another bloody roundabout.

Donney
4th April 2007, 11:12
I don't think the LW likes zombies.

stevie_gerrard
4th April 2007, 13:47
why not? nothing wrong with a zombie

CarlMetro
4th April 2007, 14:41
........especially with some chips and a nice Chardonay :D

Captain VXR
4th April 2007, 17:35
The hand of glory sweeps the lw away and hands it to me :p

DonnieDarco
4th April 2007, 17:37
........especially with some chips and a nice Chardonay :D


No Chianti? :D

djarumdudley
4th April 2007, 17:57
time for some sweet last word for me.

schmenke
4th April 2007, 18:02
No Chianti? :D

...and fava beans? :D

Donney
4th April 2007, 19:50
The LW name is not Clarice.

djarumdudley
4th April 2007, 20:25
perhaps it's name is Captain Clarence Oveur.

DonnieDarco
4th April 2007, 20:26
Good, that's a horrible name anyway :D

DonnieDarco
4th April 2007, 20:29
perhaps it's name is Captain Clarence Oveur.


Roger, Over :D

schmenke
4th April 2007, 21:12
...and don't call me Shirley :p :

CarlMetro
4th April 2007, 23:20
I've known you to be called many things, Shirely is not one of them though :dozey:

DonnieDarco
4th April 2007, 23:33
There's always a first time :D

CarlMetro
4th April 2007, 23:36
Just ask him what his wife called him last Thursday morning :eek:

LeonBrooke
5th April 2007, 04:30
So, I take it, Carl, that you know what this was?

djarumdudley
5th April 2007, 13:31
clearly it wasn't about the last word.

Captain VXR
5th April 2007, 15:07
Which is mine

schmenke
5th April 2007, 16:10
Just ask him what his wife called him last Thursday morning :eek:

:disturb: :D

CarlMetro
5th April 2007, 17:12
So, I take it, Carl, that you know what this was?

No, but I have also had the pleasure of being beside a woman whilst she is giving birth and remember well some of the things my wife said :eek:

djarumdudley
5th April 2007, 19:41
you can keep that memory for youself, i'll have the last word.

Captain VXR
5th April 2007, 20:31
Another rescue of the lw leaves djarumdudley fiercly upset at Cpt VXR goes on a cruise around America with the last word

CarlMetro
5th April 2007, 21:02
Bon voyage then :wave:

schmenke
5th April 2007, 22:53
The LW has jumped ship and is back with me :D

CarlMetro
5th April 2007, 23:17
But you have other things to look after.

DonnieDarco
5th April 2007, 23:50
Yes Schmenke, get on with changing those nappies :D

stevie_gerrard
6th April 2007, 00:13
I'll just take the LW for its daily walk.. :p :

CarlMetro
6th April 2007, 03:05
It's tired now, so I'll take it off to bed with me :wave:

Donney
6th April 2007, 05:24
Will you show some respect? ;)

djarumdudley
6th April 2007, 07:14
respect maybe, last word no!

LeonBrooke
6th April 2007, 09:20
Well I'll show you the last word very briefly.

Captain VXR
6th April 2007, 10:41
The last word has now been fused into my brain forever :p

LeonBrooke
6th April 2007, 10:54
Sigh, well, I'll just have to rip your brain out then :D

CarlMetro
6th April 2007, 13:47
We'll have to find it first :p :

Captain VXR
6th April 2007, 15:17
Meaning that I still have the last word :p

Donney
6th April 2007, 19:45
No, you don't, I do though.

djarumdudley
6th April 2007, 19:45
now your time with it is done.

MrJan
6th April 2007, 20:07
biddle

CarlMetro
6th April 2007, 20:42
Sh1t run!

Captain VXR
6th April 2007, 21:31
Yours is even worse

stevie_gerrard
6th April 2007, 21:34
good evening all :)

Mp3 Astra
6th April 2007, 23:17
Nothing's changed has it?

DonnieDarco
7th April 2007, 00:04
Nothing ever does :D

Rollo
7th April 2007, 01:53
I demand sack!

BM
7th April 2007, 05:35
Wow! Looks like this place is in exactly the same state as I left it!

Captain VXR
7th April 2007, 09:50
Because you don't have the last word

CarlMetro
7th April 2007, 12:27
Yoink!

Captain VXR
7th April 2007, 14:37
And yoink to you too :)

Donney
7th April 2007, 18:54
And back to me.

Captain VXR
7th April 2007, 21:38
The lw is bored of León and has come to me. Thanks for keeping it well Donney :thumbs:

jso1985
7th April 2007, 22:53
so LeonBrooke has been promoted to city?¿ :eek: :p :

Donney
8th April 2007, 00:58
The lw is bored of León and has come to me. Thanks for keeping it well Donney :thumbs:

León is not exactly the bussiest place on eath but the LW will never be bored of it. :p :

CarlMetro
8th April 2007, 04:09
It's 3am, it's a Saturday night and I'm munching a bowl of Cheerios :lips: Some things never change :D

LeonBrooke
8th April 2007, 08:22
It's Sunday evening, and I'm preparing to watch the live timing and commentary for the Malaysian GP :D

Captain VXR
8th April 2007, 11:29
So you can while I have the lw

djarumdudley
8th April 2007, 14:12
it's way too late(or early) to be getting in from work on a Sunday, so i'll need the last word as comfort.

CarlMetro
8th April 2007, 14:52
It's Sunday evening, and I'm preparing to watch the live timing and commentary for the Malaysian GP :D

Wouldn't it have been better to watch the tv pictures instead?

Captain VXR
8th April 2007, 20:45
While carl suggests stuff, i'll have the last word

Rollo
9th April 2007, 03:09
You cad. Did it consent?

CarlMetro
9th April 2007, 04:37
oo er misses :s hock:

3.30am and I'm sitting here munching another bowl of Cheerios :D

djarumdudley
9th April 2007, 07:14
continue the cereal enjoyment while i tend to the last word.

Captain VXR
9th April 2007, 10:16
Thank you djarumdudley for tending to the last word. The lw is in perfect condition and we are preparing your sacrifice to the lw god, Lastas Wordas

Donney
9th April 2007, 11:52
No need of blood, I'll have the LW.

DonnieDarco
9th April 2007, 13:23
I can't allow that :D

Donney
9th April 2007, 16:00
It's easy if you try.

djarumdudley
9th April 2007, 20:01
yoink!

Captain VXR
9th April 2007, 22:11
Yoink, how was the sacrifice? Did Lastas Wordas appreciate it?

CarlMetro
9th April 2007, 22:16
Oi! No yoinking on a Monday, it's the rules ;)

stevie_gerrard
9th April 2007, 22:38
ive been at work all weekend, my time with the LW

LeonBrooke
9th April 2007, 23:01
Wouldn't it have been better to watch the tv pictures instead?

It's on Sky, and it's cheaper to watch the live timing and commentary on the internet than to get sky.

DonnieDarco
9th April 2007, 23:23
Sky is evil :D

LeonBrooke
9th April 2007, 23:42
I totally agree :D

DonnieDarco
10th April 2007, 00:25
Not THE sky you understand, thats all nice and blue and mostly harmless, I mean Sky :D

Rollo
10th April 2007, 00:29
Is it falling? :eek:

CarlMetro
10th April 2007, 00:31
Sky+ is great though :D

DonnieDarco
10th April 2007, 03:31
No, Sky+ is even evil........er :D

Rollo - Chicken Little says yes :D

LeonBrooke
10th April 2007, 04:37
Sky is evil because they end up taking everything I want to watch and making it pay-per-view, like F1, WRC, Stargate, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, etc.

djarumdudley
10th April 2007, 07:03
Yoink, how was the sacrifice? Did Lastas Wordas appreciate it?

sacrifice didn't work out so well, more last word for me.

Captain VXR
10th April 2007, 10:26
Damn you says Lastas Wordas. *rides bull away with the lw, repeatedly shouting yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw*

Donney
10th April 2007, 11:44
Are you licking toads Captain? ;)

CarlMetro
10th April 2007, 11:59
Either that or he's sniffing his own socks or something :crazy:

Captain VXR
10th April 2007, 14:08
while you discuss my madness, I'm taking the lw to bedlam

Donney
10th April 2007, 16:15
The LW is safe here with me.

Captain VXR
10th April 2007, 16:20
Enjoyed your 5 minutes with the lw cos its now mine :p

CarlMetro
10th April 2007, 16:36
Check again.....

Donney
10th April 2007, 17:06
Yep, it is here with me.

CarlMetro
10th April 2007, 17:26
Is it :confused:

djarumdudley
10th April 2007, 18:02
no, it's not.

DonnieDarco
10th April 2007, 19:32
Thats right Dudley :D

Donney
10th April 2007, 19:44
Now that's wrong DD.

Captain VXR
10th April 2007, 19:47
Because its mine

Donney
10th April 2007, 21:10
Not really.

Captain VXR
10th April 2007, 21:14
liar - calling yourself a lw master, you had it for 4 minutes

LeonBrooke
11th April 2007, 00:13
He has that in his signature as camoflage for me ;)

CarlMetro
11th April 2007, 00:22
Who said that?

Rollo
11th April 2007, 00:43
It certainly wasn't me, as I was off elsewhere being awesome :D

LeonBrooke
11th April 2007, 00:47
Off elsewhere being awesome? Care to elaborate?

CarlMetro
11th April 2007, 01:03
Awesome or awful?

DonnieDarco
11th April 2007, 01:08
Were you playing cricket? :D

CarlMetro
11th April 2007, 01:09
Who me?

LeonBrooke
11th April 2007, 01:14
I, personally, would never play cricket.

DonnieDarco
11th April 2007, 02:48
No, him :D

LeonBrooke
11th April 2007, 06:07
Oh, okay.

Well, I would never, anyway...

Rollo
11th April 2007, 06:23
Well I'm... you know, sharing my awesomeness...

Some guy once said "genius comes in many forms." He was talking about me. I took the liberty of doing a Google Search on who "The most awesome person alive" was, and obviously it was me. Seconds later, I refreshed the page and they had taken it down. I know that this is a conspiracy.
I hate everyone.

I am still awesome :D

LeonBrooke
11th April 2007, 06:31
According to my Google search it's Becca :p :

Captain VXR
11th April 2007, 10:14
According to my google search its Fabrizio Giovanardi. Not that I set it to be a biased search or anything :uhoh: . The lw does agree with me :p

CarlMetro
11th April 2007, 10:52
No, the LW thinks he's under-peerforming just like last year. I'd have to agree with it too :p :

Donney
11th April 2007, 12:00
I think that LW is mine. Thank you!

:)

CarlMetro
11th April 2007, 13:02
You think what you like, I know where the LW wants to be ;)

Donney
11th April 2007, 13:04
If you do, then you know why it is here with me. :)

djarumdudley
11th April 2007, 13:38
appears as though the last word has lost interest in you!

CarlMetro
11th April 2007, 15:03
Only briefly :D

Captain VXR
11th April 2007, 15:27
Only briefly interested in you Carl :p

CarlMetro
11th April 2007, 15:43
Not so ;)

Donney
11th April 2007, 17:17
I think so.

schmenke
11th April 2007, 17:21
Agreed.

CarlMetro
11th April 2007, 18:04
Yes, I'll concure with that too :p :