The Last Word

[CarlMetro]

Well you'd better get on a do them then :rolleyes:

Me and the LW are off to bed :wave:

[LeonBrooke]

Well you'd better get on a do them then :rolleyes:

Me and the LW are off to bed :wave:

I can multitask.

And did you realise that what you're planning is actually illegal?

[Rollo]

It's not illegal because I don't want it to be!

I like Angelina Jolie, does anyone else like Angelina Jolie?
- Red vs Blue :D

[LeonBrooke]

Uh... green?

[Donney]

I don't like Angelina Jolie but I have the LW, which by the way is not green.

[fly_ac]

My LW..... :p :

[Captain VXR]

^^^MINE NOW^^^

****, you're right... I'm usually so careful to get my grammar correct... how could I have slipped up? I know, it was my despair at Captain VXR having taken the LW from me :p :

And you can be in dispair again :devil: :p

[schmenke]

Ugh. I don't feel good today. Sore throat and achey all over :s

I need the comfort of the LW :D

[Captain VXR]

I need it more :p

[LeonBrooke]

I have to go to west Auckland today

I need the LW to accompany me... :D

[LeonBrooke]

I'm going to west Auckland, I need the LW to keep me company :D

[jso1985]

would you all mind to stop using the LW for many things that might be illegal? :p :

[LeonBrooke]

I'm not planning anything illegal for the LW... :D

[stevie_gerrard]

so you shouldnt be :p :

[MrJan]

I have no plans whatsoever for the LW, mainly because I'm too used to losing before the plans manage to come into effect :p :

[CarlMetro]

Far be it for me to buck a trend then :p :

[MrJan]

Thank You :p :

[Rollo]

Why bother making plans? That way you'll only be disappointed.

I once had a six week holiday in Europe in which we arrived in Amsterdam and the first thing we did was flip a coin to decide whether to go clockwise or anti-clockwise around the continent.

For those six weeks the £2 coin determined so many decisions, including whether to stay somewhere, which road to take, and on one occasion which country to go to next.

It was megabrill :D

[djarumdudley]

and here's another fine last word theft!

[Rollo]

Theft? I'd say it was more akin to a bus stop.

[djarumdudley]

it went so well you actually thought the last word was still with you.

[LeonBrooke]

Yeah, well you thought it was still with you, but while you weren't looking it packed its bags, called a taxi, went to the airport and got on a plane to New Zealand to stay with me :D

[Donney]

But it didn't take the plane to NZ instead rented a car and drove to my place.

[fly_ac]

No, that's not what happend, because the LW is here with me. :cheese:

[Captain VXR]

Usurped :p

[CarlMetro]

If you say so.............


































NOT! :p :

[Captain VXR]

Really :p

[stevie_gerrard]

oh ok :p :

[CarlMetro]

Time for a bit of Friday night yoinking methinks, seeing as I have the house to myself :D

[Captain VXR]

So do I :p

[CarlMetro]

So do you what :confused:

[Captain VXR]

Oi, get off MY genuine last word, the only one on the planet :mad:

[Donney]

Saturday LW for me.

[Captain VXR]

The LW is bored of León and now is enjoying the sights of Bath

[djarumdudley]

and now it's time for the last word to enjoy some of this fine saturday with me.

[CarlMetro]

Time's up :p :

[LeonBrooke]

The LW is not bored of Leon, as evidenced by its contented purring on my shoulder :D

[Captain VXR]

It's sitting by my computer screen

[CarlMetro]

No it's not :D

[Captain VXR]

Prove it

[Rollo]

Yeah, we want unequivocable photographic evidence.

If you can't provide that then I want some trained acrobatic midgets making quiche and playing the banjo for reason that I choose not to divulge :D

[stevie_gerrard]

ill prove it when u stop stealing it :p :

[CarlMetro]

I'm not stealing it, it is merely returning back to where it belongs ;)

[djarumdudley]

yes, right here.

[Rollo]

Have you got any acrobatic midgets?

[LeonBrooke]

I know I haven't...............

[djarumdudley]

the only midgets here are quite mobility challenged.

[Rollo]

Elton John spent loads on flowers that one time... perhaps he could help pay for these midgets. Dammit I want my unholy army of the night!

[schmenke]

Elton does midgets? :confused:

[Captain VXR]

The LW has been kidnapped and burned face down :evil:

[djarumdudley]

that's no way to treat the Last Word, let me use this fire extinguisher on it to make sure all the flame is gone.

[Captain VXR]

Sorry but the blow torch is on full power :s mokin:

[DonnieDarco]

My LW

[NoahsGirl]

Nope, my LW

[LeonBrooke]

Nope, Mine :D

[NoahsGirl]

I think you will find it's mine

[LeonBrooke]

And I think you'll find, NoahsGirl, that it's mine :p : :D

[CarlMetro]

Mine, mine, mine!!!! So ner :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Nope, mine :D

[CarlMetro]

It can't be because I said ner, so ner ne ne ner ner :p :

[Captain VXR]

Your pants are on fire. He he he, trusty blowtorch. I am taking an angle grinder to the LW as I type :p

[CarlMetro]

Well I'll take it far far away, safe from any further harm ;)

[Rollo]

Will 11 hours away do?

[CarlMetro]

Probably :D

[LeonBrooke]

Will -4 minutes do for you?

[Donney]

My LW after a while.
:wave:

[DonnieDarco]

Hey Donney :D

[fly_ac]

I'll have the LW now. :cheese:

[djarumdudley]

and now it shall pass to me.

[fly_ac]

...and back to me. :D

[Captain VXR]

And now I am getting some chavs to 'start' on the LW :p

[CarlMetro]

Sorry, this is a chav free zone :p :

[djarumdudley]

the last word is also free of you.

[Captain VXR]

et toi (and you) :p

[LeonBrooke]

Et toi aussi :D

[Captain VXR]

and you :p

[stevie_gerrard]

and me :p :

[Rollo]

Please help me, I'm confused :/

:cornfused:

[CarlMetro]

It's quite simple, you no longer have the LW. See page 322 of Ceefax for diagrams and further explanation.

[Rollo]

No offence but I fail to see how this helps me:

http://www.ceefax.tv/cgi-bin/gfx.cgi?page=332_1&font=big&channel=bbc1

It's all very well if you happen to want to know what upcoming football fixtures are on but surely?

[DonnieDarco]

It didn't help me either :D

[djarumdudley]

nor is your lack of the last word.

[Rollo]

But you see, I'm possibly the only one geeky enough here to know where to find today's Ceefax listings :D

[fly_ac]

My LW :D

[CarlMetro]

No offence but I fail to see how this helps me:

http://www.ceefax.tv/cgi-bin/gfx.cgi?page=332_1&font=big&channel=bbc1

It's all very well if you happen to want to know what upcoming football fixtures are on but surely?

That's because you are looking at page 332, I said page 322 :rolleyes:

[Donney]

Hello :wave:

[schmenke]

What's up Donney? :wave:

[CarlMetro]

Hi guys :wave:

[Rollo]

Hazaar, I have discovered how to send messages to the interwebs via my mobie. I am awesome!

[Rollo]

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5181/antiexplorerps7.gif

Edited: My phone just sent a bank message and it posted here... how odd.

[DonnieDarco]

Thats interesting, did it tell of your financial doings? :D

[LeonBrooke]

Financial doings? I've never heard it called that before :D

[Rollo]

Bank? Blank?

That was a user error :D There weren't any spelling errors and so it didn't ask me if the message was correct.

[Donney]

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5181/antiexplorerps7.gif

Edited: My phone just sent a bank message and it posted here... how odd.


I love that smiley Rollo, the LW like it too.

[CarlMetro]

Me too :D

[Donney]

I am sure Daniel doesn't :p :

[djarumdudley]

good night last word.

[Donney]

Night!?, the afternoon has just started!

[CarlMetro]

this is an official munch time LW, so munch away at you leisure :D

[schmenke]

I'll munch away with the LW :D

[fly_ac]

I'll take the LW before it gets munched :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

I've finished munching now, so I'll take it back ;)

[Captain VXR]

Oh no you won't

[Donney]

I will then.

[djarumdudley]

glad to see the last word was looked after during my hours of sleep. i shall have it back now.

[Captain VXR]

Not for long

[djarumdudley]

'bout as long as yours!

[CarlMetro]

I'll take it back while you go put some clothes on and, for the sake of everyone else, brush you teeth :D

[MrJan]

yayyyyyyy

[djarumdudley]

I'll take it back while you go put some clothes on and, for the sake of everyone else, brush you teeth :D

the clothing situation has been remedied, but the teeth brushing would just impede the coffee sloshing.

[stevie_gerrard]

welcome all, im afraid the LW is unavailable at the moment, so if you would like to leave a message after the tone, then we'll get back to you :p :

[LotusElise]

...because it's tucked up asleep under my chair. Shhh! You'll wake the LW.

[CarlMetro]

Well it must have finished its nap, 'cos it's now here with me :wave:

[LotusElise]

Only in your imagination, Carl!!!!
The LW is right here with me, where it has been all along.

[Rollo]

Not even, ow!

[CarlMetro]

Ow! :confused:

[djarumdudley]

oi! last word!

[LeonBrooke]

It's sitting on my computer desk, admiring the model motorcycle I bought today while waiting for someone who didn't turn up...

[Rollo]

Greb yer jendals, let's go tremping eh bro?

[LeonBrooke]

Greb yer jendals, let's go tremping eh bro?

:up:

Yeah, all right, but I was meeting a person at a shopping mall for an interview and she never turned up...

[Rollo]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/83/Tumbleweed01.gif

[LeonBrooke]

I just telephoned her. She said: "Oh! Sorry! It was today? We forgot"...

[Donney]

They forgot? That shows how interested they were!!!!! The LW and I are outraged. :p :

[LeonBrooke]

As was I. I'll have to reschedule with them... perhaps the LW will be able to give me some moral support :D

[Donney]

Sure, but on the phone.

[fly_ac]

Leave a message at the tone......for the LW. :)

[Captain VXR]

Yes on my number :p

[CarlMetro]

Can't do that, your contract has expired, as has you time with the LW :p :

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW now :D

[CarlMetro]

But that was then........

[LeonBrooke]

.............and now is now :D

[Captain VXR]

Says who?

[djarumdudley]

.............and now is now :D

when willl then be now?

[Captain VXR]

Oi, stop theiving the LW. It is headbanging to Hit the Floor by bullet For My Valentine at my desk

[CarlMetro]

Don't be so stupid :rolleyes:

[Captain VXR]

If I want to be stupid it's up to me. The LW is air guitaring to Hand of Blood by Bullet for My Valentine

[LotusElise]

That's not the REAL LW. It's a clone. The real one is in its rightful place with me.

[Captain VXR]

Your's is the clone

[DonnieDarco]

My LW :D

[djarumdudley]

drinking intermission last word

[stevie_gerrard]

time to watch some quality cricket :up:

[CarlMetro]

Well you do that, I'll sit here munching a bowl of Cheerios with the LW ;)

[DonnieDarco]

My bleary eyed LW :D

[LeonBrooke]

My bleary eyed LW :D

...is the clone :D

[Captain VXR]

I have the genuine one. Best before 22nd May 2007

[Donney]

The LW is mine without a doubt.

[Captain VXR]

Oi, I need it to use for some vivisection. I am just infecting it with TB to see what happens and to make a cure

[jso1985]

just don't kill it!

[Rollo]

TB or not TB that is the question ;)

[CarlMetro]

Well you can keep TB, I'll just take LW :D

[stevie_gerrard]

ahh LW, my one friend in life :p :

[CarlMetro]

I guess you'll just have to be lonely then :p :

[LeonBrooke]

I'll take the LW along with my other friends :D

[Rollo]

Small club eh? Do you rent the local phonebox for your meetings? :D

[CarlMetro]

Well I've got lots of friends, honest I have. And I have the LW too :D

[djarumdudley]

hope your better at keeping those friends than you are at keeping the last word.

[DonnieDarco]

And you Dudley :D

[Captain VXR]

The LW has been infected by H5N1 and has three seconds to live

[CarlMetro]

:rolleyes:

[DonnieDarco]

Hey Carl :D

[schmenke]

Hey everyone :wave:

Would anyone like to take a peek at the LW? Not too close now, you'll frighten it.

[Donney]

I'd like to take the LW.

[Captain VXR]

Sorry, I've adopted it and for a change not attacking it :) , instead caring for it

[LotusElise]

Excuse me Mr VXR, LW inspector from the Ministry here. Could I just hold the little chap for a minute, take a look at it?

(Legs it into the distance.)

[djarumdudley]

your minute has gone too long.

[stevie_gerrard]

and so has yours :p :

[CarlMetro]

Yours probably wasn't long enough..................Oh well :p :

[djarumdudley]

but mine shall be!

[Rollo]

Welcome to Just a Minute!

[LeonBrooke]

Okay, now everyone turn around and look away because the LW and I would like a word in private :D

[DonnieDarco]

Welcome to Just a Minute!


I'm interrupting, there was a definite hesitation :D

[fly_ac]

Not for too long..... ;)

[Donney]

Your time with the LW has been long enough.

[Captain VXR]

As has yours :p

[djarumdudley]

monday for me last word.

[CarlMetro]

Well it's definately Tuesday for me, and so is the LW :D

[harvick#1]

look whos back, for the time being :p :

off to take the LW away :D

:wave:

[CarlMetro]

Well I hope you have a note from your mum to explain your absence?

Because you don't have the LW :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Nor do you :D

[CarlMetro]

Do too :p :

[Donney]

I do have it.

[CarlMetro]

But it's mine :(

[harvick#1]

since when is it yours :D

[LotusElise]

It's just come trotting over to me while you two were arguing.

[Captain VXR]

And it now is sitting on the windowsill with my cat, both interested in the pigeons and wishing the birds were for dinner :p

[schmenke]

The LW is allergic to cats, so it can no longer stay with you.

[Rollo]

Where there's cats, Cat Wee follows not long after. Ms Darco, you have a new rival in your midst. :eek:

[CarlMetro]

She doesn't smell, or so she tells us ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Well its true! I don't :D

[CarlMetro]

We believe you, honest we do ;)

[DonnieDarco]

You better! :D

[harvick#1]

we...where do you get this we stuff :p :

its my LW now :D

[djarumdudley]

how silly of me to think that the cat wee resided only in the forums previous incarnation.

[LeonBrooke]

Well I don't have a cat, so I don't have to suffer... unless the LW's urine smells offensive...?

[Donney]

I don't have a cat either, but I have the LW :p :

[Rollo]

I wonder how much custard you could get from a small cat?

[schmenke]

All this talk of cats 'n custard is making the LW ill.

[harvick#1]

yes so the LW is with me, away from any cats

[CarlMetro]

I have custard in the cupboard and the LW right here :D

[DonnieDarco]

I wonder how much custard you could get from a small cat?

I think you'll find that Custard is in fact, a cat :D

[CarlMetro]

Trying to resist typing a line about liking to eat pussy, especially with bananas :\

[Rollo]

I think you'll find that Custard is in fact, a cat :D

Is Roobarb green or yellow? :mark:
Actually while I think about it, we know a lot about Henry's Cat but who was Henry?

[DonnieDarco]

He's yellow, though Custard should have been yellow, but I think he was pink :D

I know nothing about Henry :D

[stevie_gerrard]

i know everything about about Karl Henry if that helps :p :

[djarumdudley]

too bad Mr. Henry knows little about the last word.

[LeonBrooke]

I know lots about the last word :D

[djarumdudley]

except for now!

[LeonBrooke]

I know what flavour of ice cream it prefers; I know which kidney it had removed at the age of four; I know exactly what its serum sodium level is; I know its blood type; I know its vaccination status; I know its drug allergy status; I know the position of its myocardium; I know precisely how much morphine it had at its last admission; I know the LW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CarlMetro]

Shame you don't know it doesn't like you though :p :

[Captain VXR]

Neither is it very fond of you :p

[Captain VXR]

The LW made me do a double post :,(

[jso1985]

I know she likes me ;)

[LotusElise]

It may like you but I'm its favourite.

[CarlMetro]

It's favourite what?

[Rollo]

I know what flavour of ice cream it prefers; I know which kidney it had removed at the age of four; I know exactly what its serum sodium level is; I know its blood type; I know its vaccination status; I know its drug allergy status; I know the position of its myocardium; I know precisely how much morphine it had at its last admission; I know the LW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Crapp was the captain of Gloucestershire between 1936 and 1953 and was in the England side that lost against the "Invincibles" in 1948. He would have made a fine batsman had it not been for the Second World War. He finished with a first-class record of 35.03 having scored over 23,000 first-class runs.

Now you know Jack Crapp too!

[stevie_gerrard]

much appreciated :up:

[DonnieDarco]

I know a very nice lady who was called Melinda Crapper, and boy was she thrilled to get married :D

[CarlMetro]

Why? Melinda is a nice name :D

[DonnieDarco]

Ha de ha :D

[Rollo]

Hi De Hi?

[LeonBrooke]

Hoo do hoo?


Jack Crapp was the captain of Gloucestershire between 1936 and 1953 and was in the England side that lost against the "Invincibles" in 1948. He would have made a fine batsman had it not been for the Second World War. He finished with a first-class record of 35.03 having scored over 23,000 first-class runs.

Now you know Jack Crapp too!

Oh, that's cricket...

[Donney]

And this is the LW.

[djarumdudley]

and this is now my last word.

[Donney]

No it isn't.

[CarlMetro]

and this is now my last word.

What? ever ever?

[Captain VXR]

Oi, stop stealing ye LW you blighters

[CarlMetro]

How can I steal something that belongs to me already?

[Donney]

No it doesn't.

[CarlMetro]

Yes it does :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Does not :D

[schmenke]

Stop bickering.
We all know who the rightful owner of the LW is...

[Captain VXR]

Is true, it's mine

[CarlMetro]

'snot!

[MrJan]

My first last word in a while.

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, you got out of prison, finally? :D

[LotusElise]

Yes, for stealing the LW!
I'll have it back now.

[MrJan]

Did I go to prison then?

[CarlMetro]

Can you prove you didn't ?

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW

[Captain VXR]

Not any more :p

[CarlMetro]

Of course you'd know all about it not being yours anymore :p :

[DonnieDarco]

You're quite the expert on that too :D

[LeonBrooke]

It seems that everyone is but me.............

[fly_ac]

I'll have the LW..... :)

[Captain VXR]

Your time with the lw is over :p

[djarumdudley]

now it's my turn.

[Donney]

I'll have it for a while.

[DonnieDarco]

And your while is now over :D

[djarumdudley]

i'll have it again.

[Captain VXR]

And it is mine