another weird person

[allycat228]

Did anybody read about the man who cut of his manhood in front of a crowd of people in a restaurant in london, sorry i dont know how to put the link for it on

[Ian McC]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1262312,00.html

Mad or what? :crazy:

[Dave B]

It was a brave man who ordered sausage casserole that evening...

[BDunnell]

I'm thinking that the coq au vin was probably off limits too.

[BeansBeansBeans]

You know what it's like.

You go out, have a few too many drinks, get a bit peckish, roll up at the nearest restaurant, chop your penis off...etc

We've all been there.

[Erki]

You know what it's like.

You go out, have a few too many drinks, get a bit peckish, roll up at the nearest restaurant, chop your penis off...etc

We've all been there.

And then come onto the forum and make a drunk post. "Ye omies wassa up? :D I'm a bit tipsy dotay. Ah, also, ya kno, just got ridof my dik! :D "

I'm obviously terrible at making drunk posts. :(

[BDunnell]

And then come onto the forum and make a drunk post. "Ye omies wassa up? :D I'm a bit tipsy dotay. Ah, also, ya kno, just got ridof my dik! :D "

Not you as well.

This is the problem nowadays. The story has been all over the press today, and there will now be a spate of copycat incidents. I blame the media. And modern society. The chap was probably an immigrant too. Did you know that they do this sort of thing as part of their culture?

[BeansBeansBeans]

No doubt he'll be getting it sewn back on by the NHS too. Jumping the waiting lists whilst pensioners lie six to a bed in the corridor catching MRSA. And who'll be footing the bill? That's right, me and you.

[BDunnell]

No doubt he'll be getting it sewn back on by the NHS too. Jumping the waiting lists whilst pensioners lie six to a bed in the corridor catching MRSA. And who'll be footing the bill? That's right, me and you.

Yeah, the hard-working ordinary people. I tell you what, it makes me sick, it really does.

[Eki]

London? I wonder if oily is looking for his "little soldier" now. Did they mention if it was painted orange and had rabbit toothmarks?

[Drew]

I read that today also, the article in the paper said that the penis couldn't be reattached, but didn't say why the guy did it in the first place :p :

[Ian McC]

Well if he wanted to be a girl he is well on the way...........

[Eki]

Well if he wanted to be a girl he is well on the way...........
You mean he's crying?

[oily oaf]

You mean he's crying?

No although he is finding it extremely difficult to reverse his Nissan Micra into a parking space recently vacated by a London bus.

(Dons tin hat trimmed with Australian corks, fills sidearm with beef stock and waits)

[LeonBrooke]

Now that definitely is some odd behaviour. It would take a lot to make me do something like that.

[Erki]

Now that definitely is some odd behaviour. It would take a lot to make me do something like that.

I thought that it was opposite...but I won't go into detail. :erm:
I only wonder how would you like to be the nurse to someone like him. http://www.thelab.gr/images/smilies/hehe.gif

[millencolin]

that is the most ****ed up thing ive ever heard off! who chops off their little soldier!

who knows... perhaps if its served with a mushroom sauce and cooked up nice with some mash potatoes and cheese bread it could be quite a meal

[Donney]

I hope at leasthe got the attention he wanted, if not I don't know what he will chop off next. His head maybe? :D

[ShiftingGears]

Doesn't look like he'll be doing that again.

[Erki]

I wonder why only men do such things. Weird, isn't it?

[BDunnell]

I wonder why only men do such things. Weird, isn't it?

You've obviously forgotten the Bobbitt case...

[Erki]

You've obviously forgotten the Bobbitt case...

Come on, I was only six at the time it happened!

And I mean, come on, those women need men for everything, I wonder what they would do without us. :p :

[BDunnell]

Come on, I was only six at the time it happened!

And I mean, come on, those women need men for everything, I wonder what they would do without us. :p :

Fair enough.

They seem to do without me perfectly well...

[slinkster]

I read about this yesterday.. very odd. :\ Feel sorry for all the staff who had to clean up afterwards... surely that wouldn't be in there job description!

[Dave B]

Maybe the guy misunderstood the concept of leaving a tip...

[Ian McC]

You've obviously forgotten the Bobbitt case...


If I recall correctly he didn't do it himself!

[Ian McC]

Maybe the guy misunderstood the concept of leaving a tip...


Christ on a bike someone has let the old Dave Brockman out! :p :

[BDunnell]

If I recall correctly he didn't do it himself!

Exactly the point, so to speak, I was making.

[Erki]

The point I was making was that why is it that it's always men who cut things off themselves.

Just to set things straight. :)

[Eki]

If I recall correctly he didn't do it himself!
That's debatable. Maybe if he had treated his wife better, what ever that is?

[BDunnell]

That's debatable. Maybe if he had treated his wife better, what ever that is?

Well, John Wayne Bobbitt became a porn star, so he did well for himself. That's what so great about capitalism. We can all be what we want to be, and aspire to something good.

[LeonBrooke]

I thought that it was opposite...but I won't go into detail. :erm:
I only wonder how would you like to be the nurse to someone like him. http://www.thelab.gr/images/smilies/hehe.gif

Well, when you're nursing someone like this you have to make them feel safe, and normalise their thoughts, feelings and dare I say it, actions. You'd be saying things like "I can understand that you would have been very upset. If I felt like that I'd probably cut my penis off too" :D there's a certain amount of dishonesty in it all...


Well, John Wayne Bobbitt became a porn star, so he did well for himself. That's what so great about capitalism. We can all be what we want to be, and aspire to something good.

So you're saying that being a porn star is good??