Just me

[f1icemen]

i couldn't find an introduction thread so i thought i would just introduce myself to others who may want to know more :)

My name is Samantha, i live in the UK. I am a huge fan of all motorsports but my interests lie permant with Formula One :D

I am a Kimi Raikkonen fan but also support Heikki Kovalainen, Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button.. lets face it Jenson needs a mound of support behind him now!!

Any questions feel free to fire away

[Viktory]

Welcome to the forums!
I'm sure you'll have a nice time here.

I'm a Ferrari fan so good to see another Kimi fan here :)

[slinkster]

Hey there! :) welcome to the motorsport forums! I'm a heikki fan too! :D

[Erki]

Hello f1icemen, welcome to th forums. :)


Hey there! :) welcome to the motorsport forums! I'm a heikki fan too! :D

I also like him, and not just because he generally seems to be a decent guy and you like him too, but also because of all the slamming of him that has taken place lately. I just am such a underdoggy lover... :angel: He'll fight back, I know! :devil:

[Gannex]

Welcome f1icemen! Good to have you on board. You'll find me an occasional poster, mainly on subjects related to aerodynamics and F1 politics. I have a few questions: how long have you been interested in F1? Do you watch every race? How about qualifying sessions? How long had you been observing this forum before deciding to take the plunge and introduce yourself? Don't you think Williams is a fantastic team? Have you noticed that Oily Oaf is someone you have to really watch out for, cos he bites?

That should be enough for a start!

[Erki]

Have you noticed that Oily Oaf is someone you have to really watch out for, cos he bites?

Only if you can understand what he's saying. :)

[f1icemen]

Welcome f1icemen! Good to have you on board. You'll find me an occasional poster, mainly on subjects related to aerodynamics and F1 politics. I have a few questions: how long have you been interested in F1? Do you watch every race? How about qualifying sessions? How long had you been observing this forum before deciding to take the plunge and introduce yourself? Don't you think Williams is a fantastic team? Have you noticed that Oily Oaf is someone you have to really watch out for, cos he bites?

That should be enough for a start!


ok...

watching f1 since 1994
watch every race and every qualifying and every practice session i can if not i watch the f1 live timing

i only recently stubbled across the forum, to tell you the truth i was seraching for new domain names and thought of this one and checked to see if it was taken, saw that it was so i looked around then joined :D

err Williams they used to be a great team :D back in the Hill and Villenueve days gone a bit off now though :p At least they got rid of that idiot webber though and replaced him with the fantastic wurz!!

and to tell you the truth i haven't noticed Oily Oaf.. i will keep an eye out for him though :D


a few other f1 related things...

Fisichella and Webber a waste of space
Michael Schumacher thank god he has gone
James Allen :rolleyes:

[Ian McC]

:wave:

Forum rules...............

Do not feed the Oaf

Tin hat and flak jacket required in F1 forum

You can check out anytime but you can never leave

Enjoy your stay! :p :

[Thor]

Welcome to the forums! I'm Heikki fan too,Kimi Who??

[Sleeper]

Welcome to the forums.

[Christina]

I am a Kimi Raikkonen fan but also support Heikki Kovalainen, Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button.. lets face it Jenson needs a mound of support behind him now!!



Oh my goodness. Remove the jenson and add in a DC and you're like my F1 twin!

Tell me, what is your opinion on Nelsinho Piquet? And Christian Klein?

[LeonBrooke]

Greetings new person :)

How can you be a Jenson fan? He's a useless driver. He's not a has-been, he's a never-was.

[oily oaf]

Greetings new person :)

How can you be a Jenson fan? He's a useless driver. He's not a has-been, he's a never-was.

Good evening Samantha. Do you mind if I address you informally as your username looks far too much like "policeman" for my liking :mad:

Pleases disregard the dire warnings bandied about by some of the low life scum who pollute this once proud forum with their odious presence. It is nothing more than the jealous ramblings of people who are not fit to polish the diamante sequins on my moleskin incontinence socks.
In point of fact I am inordinately fond of young, female F1 fans although sadly I have never managed to eat a whole one.

But that's enough about you, let's talk about me.
By day I am a mild mannered East London mechanic, scratching out a meagre existence charging old people and dozy birds risible amounts of money whilst I lie under their cars reading disgusting hard core pornography and banging occasionally on their chassis outriggers.
But by night my dear I am a fearless crime fighter, firm of jaw and bulging of codpiece who patrols the streets of Whitechapel and Bethnal Green seeking out crime and injustice in all it's insidious guises, terrorising muggers, rapists and illegal immigrants by turn as I confront them with the awesome power of Fashion Disaster Beef Stock Warrior!
With my beef stock water pistol and appalling choice of apparel I cut a swathe through the human filth that flows in the gutters of Tower Hamlets and The Isle of Dogs.
Only last evening I burst into the bedroom of a 70 year old retired panel beater from Wapping and burned him face up in his bed for parking with one wheel of his invalid carriage on the kerb.

So in conclusion Samantha if at anytime you feel threatened or at risk in any way, shape or form please call Commissioner Restlessnob at East Ham Police Station and he will climb on the roof and use his stencilled searchlight to project a stark image of a beef stock cube into the London night sky which will galvanise me instantly into action whereupon I'll try to be with you inside a fortnight at the outside
I hope this helps

No! No! Don't thank me :batman:

PS I'm having a nice bit of lamb for dinner tonight. No pudding though as I'm getting a bit of a gut on me

[pino]

i couldn't find an introduction thread so i thought i would just introduce myself to others who may want to know more :)

My name is Samantha, i live in the UK. I am a huge fan of all motorsports but my interests lie permant with Formula One :D

I am a Kimi Raikkonen fan but also support Heikki Kovalainen, Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button.. lets face it Jenson needs a mound of support behind him now!!

Any questions feel free to fire away

Welcome to the forums :wave: Hopefully you will visit F1 forum too, because we don't have many Kimi's fans there, or if there are...they don't support him in a proper way ;)

[millencolin]

ok...

a few other f1 related things...

Webber a waste of space



Welcome to the forums... its a friendly place... but many (mainly ones with aussie flags) would disagree there!!!





James Allen :rolleyes:




But then again a lot of people woul agree there!!!! damn right kick him out


welcome and enjoi

[Donney]

welcome f1 icemen, hopefully we'll see you around often.

:wave:

[dwf1]

welcome samantha, welcome to the mad house....

[Erki]

Welcome to the forums :wave: Hopefully you will visit F1 forum too, because we don't have many Kimi's fans there, or if there are...they don't support him in a proper way ;)

Hmm, funny, I had the impression that Kimi is the most popular driver in the current grid. Or maybe I was just dreaming.

[A.F.F.]

Welcome to the forums :wave: Hopefully you will visit F1 forum too, because we don't have many Kimi's fans there, or if there are...they don't support him in a proper way ;)

That's simply because Kimi doesn't need any support. :)

[Storm]

That's simply because Kimi doesn't need any support. :)

Or because he wears gaudy bright coloured overalls thesedays ;)

welcome f1icemen.....although quite sad that you think Button needs support? :p :

[pino]

That's simply because Kimi doesn't need any support. :)

I disagree with you, any driver needs some support...especially from his countryman :p : ;)

[f1icemen]

Oh my goodness. Remove the jenson and add in a DC and you're like my F1 twin!

Tell me, what is your opinion on Nelsinho Piquet? And Christian Klein?

I love Nesinho!!!

We caught up with him at the Silverstone test last September, he is a smashing guy and deserves the race seat :D

and Klien... dont know too much about him in all honesty, he seems to be able to keep it on the track :cool:

[f1icemen]

Good evening Samantha. Do you mind if I address
So in conclusion Samantha if at anytime you feel threatened or at risk in any way, shape or form please call Commissioner Restlessnob at East Ham Police Station and he will climb on the roof and use his stencilled searchlight to project a stark image of a beef stock cube into the London night sky which will galvanise me instantly into action whereupon I'll try to be with you inside a fortnight at the outside
I hope this helps


i'll bear that in mind if in need of an emergency :D

[Ian McC]

Good evening Samantha. Do you mind if I address you informally as your username looks far too much like "policeman" for my liking :mad:

Pleases disregard the dire warnings bandied about by some of the low life scum who pollute this once proud forum with their odious presence. It is nothing more than the jealous ramblings of people who are not fit to polish the diamante sequins on my moleskin incontinence socks.
In point of fact I am inordinately fond of young, female F1 fans although sadly I have never managed to eat a whole one.

But that's enough about you, let's talk about me.
By day I am a mild mannered East London mechanic, scratching out a meagre existence charging old people and dozy birds risible amounts of money whilst I lie under their cars reading disgusting hard core pornography and banging occasionally on their chassis outriggers.
But by night my dear I am a fearless crime fighter, firm of jaw and bulging of codpiece who patrols the streets of Whitechapel and Bethnal Green seeking out crime and injustice in all it's insidious guises, terrorising muggers, rapists and illegal immigrants by turn as I confront them with the awesome power of Fashion Disaster Beef Stock Warrior!
With my beef stock water pistol and appalling choice of apparel I cut a swathe through the human filth that flows in the gutters of Tower Hamlets and The Isle of Dogs.
Only last evening I burst into the bedroom of a 70 year old retired panel beater from Wapping and burned him face up in his bed for parking with one wheel of his invalid carriage on the kerb.

So in conclusion Samantha if at anytime you feel threatened or at risk in any way, shape or form please call Commissioner Restlessnob at East Ham Police Station and he will climb on the roof and use his stencilled searchlight to project a stark image of a beef stock cube into the London night sky which will galvanise me instantly into action whereupon I'll try to be with you inside a fortnight at the outside
I hope this helps

No! No! Don't thank me :batman:

PS I'm having a nice bit of lamb for dinner tonight. No pudding though as I'm getting a bit of a gut on me

Like I said, don't feed the Oaf ;) :p :

[oily oaf]

Like I said, don't feed the Oaf ;) :p :

No no no Mac :mad:

I like this kid. She comes fully equipped with a sense of humour.

(blasts cat with remainder of beef stock, places gun back in wardrobe, removes stripey pyjama bottoms and stove pipe hat before slipping back into greasy Honda overalls) :cat:

[Donney]

Does it mean she won't go straight to the shed with Hotbikerchick and whatwashername¿?

;)

[oily oaf]

Does it mean she won't go straight to the shed with Hotbikerchick and whatwashername¿?

;)

It does indeed.
In point of fact Gordon Guru 24, for it is she to whom you refer, (oh be still my pounding heart) was rather tragically killed instantly in the shed after consuming an entire Oatabix without the aid of milk or indeed liquid of any kind :(
I disposed of her dust by hoovering it up in the Dyson and chucking it in the recycling bin.
It's what she would have wanted :s mokin:

As for Hotbi.......yeah whatever. I had to release her back into the wild after a neighbour who was trying to sell his house complained that her presence in the neighbourhood was driving down property prices by a hefty 75%.

Still mustn't grumble as I'm having a nice bit of haddock for breakfast next Tuesday

[Christina]

I love Nesinho!!!

We caught up with him at the Silverstone test last September, he is a smashing guy and deserves the race seat :D


Ooh! you must have been at the same test i was at! tell me.. did you see Heikki and Nels' uh.. "bun fight"? And Lucas Di Grassi skulking around trying to be noticed? I somehow ended up in the Midland/Spyker garage at that test, face to face with Alex Premat while the guy giving us a tour told us that people who had to pay for tests where basically not worth the time. (premat paid)

[f1icemen]

Ooh! you must have been at the same test i was at! tell me.. did you see Heikki and Nels' uh.. "bun fight"? And Lucas Di Grassi skulking around trying to be noticed? I somehow ended up in the Midland/Spyker garage at that test, face to face with Alex Premat while the guy giving us a tour told us that people who had to pay for tests where basically not worth the time. (premat paid)
LOL! no i didnt seen the 'bun fight' although i am intrigued to know more LOL!!
dunno how we missed it though because we were in the Renault pit all day, we were with the renault team on the first day then with williams the day after.

[Christina]

You know how they had the catering tent at the other side of the walkway through the paddock? and the trucks on the garage side? well Heikki and Nels both came running out of the Catering tent Bread Buns in hands and threw them at each other while running towards the garage. it was so funny! but it was at the end of the day when everyone was going home. very fleeting bun fight, but a bun fight never the less!

I was there only on the wednesday. I had to work all other days.

[Mark in Oshawa]

Oh my, welcome to the forums, and I hope you now know why you were warned about the Oaf. He cant help himself, his family tree didn't really have any branches or forks, and it is a sad and tragic upbringing that has made him this way. Of course, he is quite the lad with a wrench in his hand, especially in how he can read "Gent" while doing so....

[f1icemen]

You know how they had the catering tent at the other side of the walkway through the paddock? and the trucks on the garage side? well Heikki and Nels both came running out of the Catering tent Bread Buns in hands and threw them at each other while running towards the garage. it was so funny! but it was at the end of the day when everyone was going home. very fleeting bun fight, but a bun fight never the less!

I was there only on the wednesday. I had to work all other days.
:D sounds super!!!

[oily oaf]

Oh my, welcome to the forums, and I hope you now know why you were warned about the Oaf. He cant help himself, his family tree didn't really have any branches or forks, and it is a sad and tragic upbringing that has made him this way. Of course, he is quite the lad with a wrench in his hand, especially in how he can read "Gent" while doing so....

That's a damnable lie! I'm afraid that despite my best efforts I have NEVER been unable to purchase a copy of "Gent" from my newsagent on grounds of class ineligibility.
I have to content myself with a yearly subscription to "Working Class Lowlife Scum" which whilst lacking the allure of the rather sumptuous female bodily particles on which Gent prides itself does boast some rather interesting article on motorcycle maintenance and how to pick your nose without your girlfriend noticing.

PS My beef stock ultra vision reveals that once again you are not in Oshawa but in actual fact are cowering in a ladies wardrobe in Kuala Lumpar with your trousers round your ankles whilst her husband is prowling around the house with a Heckler and Koch double barrelled shotgun.
Will this filthy, deceitful subterfuge never end? :(