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Will L
24th April 2007, 17:03
Thought I'd start this thread to post up your jokes ... :D

What do you call a man who has had his car stolen ?
Carlos.

XD

Regards,
WILL
walrus81
24th April 2007, 17:14
Why did Bob fall off the bike?

Because Bob was a fish.
Ranger
25th April 2007, 03:33
Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was attached to the first koala.

Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: Peer pressure.
lilmelvschilton
27th April 2007, 22:46
how do you confuse an irishman?
put 3 shovels against the wall and get him to choose his pick
CharlieJ
27th April 2007, 23:02
and what do you call a man witha a shovel in his head?









Doug!












Dug?????










OK I know it's not very good. Works better when you hear it.
tony_yeboah
27th April 2007, 23:09
what do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?






Eileen!
Will L
3rd May 2007, 17:29
When is the best time to go trampolining?

Springtime
luvracin
3rd May 2007, 17:53
and what do you call a man witha a shovel in his head?









Doug!












Dug?????










OK I know it's not very good. Works better when you hear it.

What do you call a man WITHOUT a shovel in his head? ..

- Douglas.
CharlieJ
3rd May 2007, 19:36
Took longer than I expected for someone to roll that one out. :D
Dave B
3rd May 2007, 20:26
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?



Cliff.
Dave B
3rd May 2007, 20:32
What do you call a man stood between two houses?




Ali.
BDunnell
3rd May 2007, 20:42
Where does Michael Jackson pick his nose?





Out of a catalogue.
Roamy
4th May 2007, 01:04
what do you call a man from Dafar with a penny on his head





nail



What to you call a man from Darfar with a seseme seed on his head





quarter pounder
Quattroporte
4th May 2007, 02:03
Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was attached to the first koala.

Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: Peer pressure.

A biker was riding along the road, he fell off... Why?

He got hit by three falling Koalas!
Erki
4th May 2007, 08:37
How does a Swede make a false 50 krona bank note?


Takes a 500 krane note and scratches one "0" off.