A little joke...

[Erki]

A little joke with stereotypes I heard today:

An Estonian man drives on a highway with his two sons on back seat.
One son says: "Look, a lamb"
Some half an hour later...
The other son says: "No, it was a calf"
Again some half an hour pass
Father says: "Boys, don't fight"

[LeonBrooke]

Who told you that? An Estonian?

[Erki]

Apparently Latvians and Lithuanians have this joke about Estonians. But don't worry, we have such jokes about them as well. :p :

[Hotbikerchic33]

Whats funny about that or have i missed something??? :( :D

[Erki]

Hotbikerchic, I am proud to say that you seem to be slower than a stereotypical Estonian. Wohoo! :D

[Caroline]

Phlegmatic perhaps?

[Viktory]

I think it's funny :p

[Erki]

Phlegmatic perhaps?

YOU are phlegmatic! I am melancholic! :s mokin: (Look at my other thread for in-depth explanation)

[LeonBrooke]

Apparently Latvians and Lithuanians have this joke about Estonians. But don't worry, we have such jokes about them as well. :p :

Well that's fair enough I suppose... Australians have jokes about us and we have jokes about them, but your Baltic jokes are very tame compared :D

[Erki]

OK one more...

An Estonian is in cafe and is eating müsli and white bread with jam on it.
Latvian comes in and takes a seat at the same table. He doesn't eat anything, just chews a chewing gum.
Latvian: "Do you eat the whole bread?"
Estonian(grumpily): "Yes."
Latvian: "We don't eat the crusts, we collect them together, make müsli out of them and sell it to Estonians."
Latvian blows a bubble of the gum and asks: "Do you eat bread with jam?"
Estonian is again grumpy and says: "Yes."
Lativan says: "We eat only fruits, anything that is left, we make jam out of them and sell it to Estonians."
Estonian asks then: "What do you do with used condoms?"
Latvian says: "We throw them away."
Estonian says: "We don't. We collect them together, make chewing gum out of them and sell it to Latvians."

[Storm]

hehe :p :

[555-04Q2]

OK one more...

An Estonian is in cafe and is eating müsli and white bread with jam on it.
Latvian comes in and takes a seat at the same table. He doesn't eat anything, just chews a chewing gum.
Latvian: "Do you eat the whole bread?"
Estonian(grumpily): "Yes."
Latvian: "We don't eat the crusts, we collect them together, make müsli out of them and sell it to Estonians."
Latvian blows a bubble of the gum and asks: "Do you eat bread with jam?"
Estonian is again grumpy and says: "Yes."
Lativan says: "We eat only fruits, anything that is left, we make jam out of them and sell it to Estonians."
Estonian asks then: "What do you do with used condoms?"
Latvian says: "We throw them away."
Estonian says: "We don't. We collect them together, make chewing gum out of them and sell it to Latvians."

:laugh: Ferking brilliant Erki :up:

[CharlieJ]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[LeonBrooke]

OK one more...

An Estonian is in cafe and is eating müsli and white bread with jam on it.
Latvian comes in and takes a seat at the same table. He doesn't eat anything, just chews a chewing gum.
Latvian: "Do you eat the whole bread?"
Estonian(grumpily): "Yes."
Latvian: "We don't eat the crusts, we collect them together, make müsli out of them and sell it to Estonians."
Latvian blows a bubble of the gum and asks: "Do you eat bread with jam?"
Estonian is again grumpy and says: "Yes."
Lativan says: "We eat only fruits, anything that is left, we make jam out of them and sell it to Estonians."
Estonian asks then: "What do you do with used condoms?"
Latvian says: "We throw them away."
Estonian says: "We don't. We collect them together, make chewing gum out of them and sell it to Latvians."

Brilliant ;)