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JovialJooles
24th April 2007, 11:40
No prizes, just an opportunity for a good old laugh.

What is John saying to the policeman? :D

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JovialJooles
24th April 2007, 11:41
I'll start off...

"nah, you need balls this big to drive one of these officer"
just_smile99
24th April 2007, 11:44
"i'm sorry...i didnt realise i was going to fast!"

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timtime
24th April 2007, 12:07
"You can have my autograph but honestly i'm not Shane Lynch"
pickup
24th April 2007, 12:26
Wanna swap mate you won't catch anybody in that thing!
cgs
24th April 2007, 14:44
ok, so i resprayed it, but honestly, i only drove it like i stole it!
shortcircuit
24th April 2007, 15:16
"You should have seen the size of the one that got away"
The White Lady
24th April 2007, 15:51
Honestly officer, I was this far away from his bumper. No way was I bump drafting.
R3ROK
24th April 2007, 16:59
Look, I told the bloke at Halfords my number plate needed to be this big....
car20
24th April 2007, 17:44
Don'y bother with that speed gun mate!
Dave17
24th April 2007, 18:01
Nice strong thigh, do you do weights?
Abo
24th April 2007, 18:13
New measures to combat pit lane speeding introduced. Northampton typically leading the way...
Old Stock Nut
24th April 2007, 18:43
This thing must eat tyres - there was well over 2mm tread on them when I left home this morning
Lauren-69xx
24th April 2007, 18:55
" i gotta get out of this car the smell of bacon is overwhelming "
turn 4 mad
24th April 2007, 20:29
"driving without due care" i hit the wall under a yellow for goodness sake
Eeyore
24th April 2007, 22:51
But Officer didn't you watch "Top Gear"? Once you go above 170 mph the Gatso doesn't go off!
Sticker Rub
24th April 2007, 22:57
But the limit on this road is 240. I can't have been doing much over 170.