One for fousto

[schmenke]

Are you a Liberal, a Conservative or an Texan?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40 cal., and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN


Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?

What does my wife think?
What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.




Conservative Answer:

BANG!
.....................




Texan Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[CarlMetro]

:rotflmao:

[jso1985]

:up: :laugh:

[tinchote]

:rotflmao:

[edv]

Cute

But isn't fousto from arizona? And he'd probably attack with a 9-iron!

[Eki]

Cute

But isn't fousto from arizona? And he'd probably attack with a 9-iron!
I've heard he's selling his beach house in Arizona. Maybe he's moving to Texas.

[janneppi]

It was funny already couple of years ago when it was posted here. :p : I can't for the life of me remember who posted it, Eki, you remember who i was don't you, from US had numbers and race or Nascar thingy in his name? good enough guy despite his opinions. ;)

[555-04Q2]

Are you a Liberal, a Conservative or an Texan?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40 cal., and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN


Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?

What does my wife think?
What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.




Conservative Answer:

BANG!
.....................




Texan Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

I think fousto's answer would be: nuke the mother $%#@$# ;)

[CharlieJ]

Goddammit! I must have been kidnapped at birth..... I'm really a Texan.

:laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh:

[Roamy]

Cute

But isn't fousto from arizona? And he'd probably attack with a 9-iron!

the shaft in the 9 iron is from a mosberg 9 shot pump!!

great thread!!!!!

[Mark in Oshawa]

I am a conservative, one bullet through the head would be enough, why waste the ammo?

Very funny stuff. Of course, in Canada, if the gun wasn't registered with the gun registry, the shooter would be in jail longer than the terrorist would be if the cops caught him.

[Roamy]

yes I know terrible country that canada the only chance the little people have is to shoot

[ShiftingGears]

I've never pegged myself as a conservative but I'd just shoot the bitch :p :

[Roamy]

great squirrel - your now a member!!!!!

[Captain VXR]

Me Texan :bandit:

[Viktory]

I've never pegged myself as a conservative but I'd just shoot the bitch :p :

maybe you should take the "e" out of your name = 'thug'squirrel :p

I would probably shoot him.