T-shirt philosophy

[Bagwan]

As I recover from a great folk festival over the weekend , I sit here recalling and laughing at the best T-shirt I saw there .
It was simple .
Blocked in , in the style of a common periodic table , it had Chlorine(Cl) , Oxygen(O) , Tungsten(W) , and Nitrogen(N) in a row across it .

Underneath , it read : Periodic Clown .


Seen any good shirts lately ?

[555-04Q2]

Bought one the other day, it says:

Don't like my attitude? Fu@k you then. :D

Wear it to the shops and all the old fogies give me dirty stares, love it :p :

[Rudy Tamasz]

Around here parents walk with their kids wearing T-shirts with stuff like "No, my kid isn't freezing", "Yes, he's meant to be dressed so lightly". They refer to the fact that older people tend to approach young parents in the street completely unfamiliar and school them on how to handle their children.

[555-04Q2]

We also have the alphabet t-shirts:

A is for a$$hole
B is for b!t@hes
C is for ....

You get the picture...

[Tazio]

I saw one at the S.D. County Fair that reminded me of one of your countrymen (edv) and had to chuckle, it read:
"Either you like bacon, or you're wrong"

[555-04Q2]

One of my favourite t-shirts I have is my rip off of the Tag Heuer watchmakers...it has been changed to Shag Here within the green and red logo.

[gadjo_dilo]

http://shop.alotti.com/wp-content/uploads/products_img/nu%20fura.jpg

It means " Don't steal. The Government don't accept competition"

[Mintexmemory]

I've always liked "Parents where are your kids -any unclaimed at the end of the festival will be sold as slaves"

[Rudy Tamasz]

I saw some funny ones in Spain. One had a cartoon on it with a lad and a girl drinking at the table. Drink: they sit straight; drank: they lean closer to each other; drunk: they ...

[gadjo_dilo]

Tricou Ma-Tanc-Ur (http://www.tshirts.ro/shop_add.php?pid=214)

if the picture of the tank is replaced by the word itself it results mă-tanc-ur and it sounds like a terrible swearing that I won't translate.

[gadjo_dilo]

Now I know that none of you will ever visit my boring hometown, however if it happens here's the T-shirt collection you should wear:

http://www.bucharestnotbudapest.com/images/t-shirt.png

[Brown, Jon Brow]

http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/attachments/open-discussion/73936d1257300476-i-beat-obesity-i-beat-anorexia.jpg

[Bagwan]

I saw one at the S.D. County Fair that reminded me of one of your countrymen (edv) and had to chuckle, it read:
"Either you like bacon, or you're wrong"

Along the same lines as my opening post , one of my employees has a shirt that has the letters Bn in a periodic table square frame , with the small word "bacon" , naming the element in the lower corner .

At the Canadian National Exhibition in Toronto , there was a booth I heard about that was selling burgers that had bacon in the patty , bacon on top , back bacon(what the US calls "Canadian" bacon) underneath , and bacon baked into the bun .

[Bagwan]

Amongst my favourites from previous festivals was a quote from Groucho Marx , on a library fundraiser shirt .
"Outside of a dog , a book is man's best friend . Inside a dog , it's too dark to read ."

[edv]

http://i.imgur.com/6pZdgDt.jpg

[Rollo]

This t-shirt is even funnier with no context whatsoever:
http://dftba.com/media/dynamic/image/c69c5272bc94bedcacc6129c67877c15.png

This is also moderately amusing, from Red vs Blue:
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s298/dogstar7151/486158_484944288213030_1521313417_n.jpg

[race aficionado]

My t-shirt philosophy?
My philosophy with t- shirts is that if a beautiful woman is wearing a tee shirt that has something written in her chest area, I will read it even though the writing on the shirt may be hard to read because of the fascinating curves entailed.

[gadjo_dilo]

http://e-poze.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tricouri-funny.jpg

[gadjo_dilo]

Trilulilu (http://m.trilulilu.ro/imagini-sexy/tricou-18)

it says: I'm vergin (the T-shirt is very old)

[gadjo_dilo]

TRICOU VORBITOR (tricou aistifut funny/haios/caterinca) - Okazii (115501571) (http://www.okazii.ro/haine-barbati/tricouri/tricou-vorbitor-tricou-aistifut-funny-haios-caterinca--a115501571)


This is the funniest and I wonder if any guy would dare to wear it in my country.
It's a fact that moldovans speak romanian with a terrible accent. Most of the time it's annoying but when we want to make a joke we try to immitate it for a laugh. You see the 3 pics on the shirt and you say ice ( romanians will spell ais ) tea ( romanians - ti ) foot ( fut ). So "ais ti fut" . In romanian it hasn't a meaning. But if a moldovan would pronounce this, it sounds exactly the way he'll say with his accent the romanian "hai să te fut", which is a rude saying like " come to ---- you" or "let's ...."

[gadjo_dilo]

Shirt to wear when you're out with Donkey :laugh:
http://cdn0.wordansassets.com/wvc-1289368072/wordansfiles/products/2010/11/10/115241/20/front/115241_original.jpg

[gadjo_dilo]

Shirt to wear when you're out with Donkey :laugh:
http://cdn0.wordansassets.com/wvc-1289368072/wordansfiles/products/2010/11/10/115241/20/front/115241_original.jpg


Correction: T-shirt for Billy's missus.

[donKey jote]

she wishes... :eek:
I'm afraid she'll have to do with Taz, poor thing :s ailor: :andrea:

[gadjo_dilo]

OK. I shall look for the T-shirt she'll have to wear when she's with him (although I bet he prefers her shirtless ). :laugh:

[donKey jote]

he likes hairy chests? :eek: :s ailor:

[555-04Q2]

Shirt to wear when you're out with Donkey :laugh:
http://cdn0.wordansassets.com/wvc-1289368072/wordansfiles/products/2010/11/10/115241/20/front/115241_original.jpg

Hope donkey gets his royalties from that shirt :laugh:

[Tazio]

Let's keep it simple. ;)

http://image2.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/products/105920009/views/1,width=378,height=378,appearanceId=2/TAZIO-NUVOLARI.jpg

[driveace]

The best one I ever saw was worn by a guy in a New Zealand it said "Liquor she will love it "

[D-Type]

let's keep it simple. ;)

http://image2.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/products/105920009/views/1,width=378,height=378,appearanceid=2/tazio-nuvolari.jpg

SECONDED! :up:

[Parabolica]

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