Drunken posting

[Knock-on]

Don't bother posting on here unless your w*nkered!

(It just took me a minute to write that :) )

[race aficionado]

caipirinha's?

muitos?????

:)

[Starter]

Does two craft beers and three glasses of wine count? :cool:

[Roamy]

Does two craft beers and three glasses of wine count? :cool:

Light Weight !!

[pino]

Michael Schumacher for ever ! :p :

[Knock-on]

caipirinha's?

muitos?????

:)

A few Cachaca's were involved last night for sure.

Feel a touch fragile this morning but it's my last night here tonight and looking forward to getting home so may well add to the thread later :beer:

[Knock-on]

I raise your two bottles of Leffe to 4 small cans of Brahma and a Bottle of quite cceptable Brazillian Cabernet Sauv.

Bit tired now though so you are welcome to Top Trump me with the Gin. Bombay Sapphire I hope!! I'll save myself for the flight home with BA. Bloody Mary's 'R' us.

[J4MIE]

You'd never catch me drunken posting. On a Monday night.

;)

[SGWilko]

Does two craft beers and three glasses of wine count? :cool:

They can't even talk let alone count......

[gadjo_dilo]

Does two craft beers and three glasses of wine count? :cool:


Beer before or after wine?

[gadjo_dilo]

We know you drink it all in the same glass.. :beer:

Wrong!
I follow a famous romanian saying:

Vinul după bere
E o plăcere
Berea după vin
E un chin :laugh:

Before believing I swear here's the translation:
Wine after beer is a pleasure, beer after wine is a pain.

[gadjo_dilo]

Interesting way to impress.....

[SGWilko]

Lying face down in a pool of sick is the usual mating call of a modern Brit just to inform you.


I don't conform though. ;)

I prefer to observe the aftermath of the aforementioned courting process - namely the feast the pigeons enjoy once the 'modern Brit' has departed! :laugh:

[SGWilko]

A pavement pizza yucky :)

Memories, like the corner of my mind.....

hic!

;)

[gadjo_dilo]

Lying face down in a pool of sick is the usual mating call of a modern Brit just to inform you.
I don't conform though. ;)

Matter of fact I've noticed that brits don't know to drink. They just pour one drink after another until they fall under the table.
To drink properly is an art and the drink should be "sorceroused". A good drink should untie your tongue and make you a philosopher ( at a drunkard level of course ).

Anyway, glad to see you're different....
Maybe because you're already married. :laugh:

[gadjo_dilo]

You missed your chance marrying me my lovely ;) :)

Right from the beginning of this thread we were warned: "Don't bother posting on here unless your w*nkered!"
:devil:

[SGWilko]

Right from the beginning of this thread we were warned: "Don't bother posting on here unless your w*nkered!"
:devil:

I'd make Oliver Reed and what's that footballer's name who lived in a bottle, oh yes, George Best look like sober gentlemen!

Hic!

[gadjo_dilo]

Then you're a modern brit.... :laugh:

[SGWilko]

Then you're a modern brit.... :laugh:

Highly sop, no sof, no sh.

Oh bugger, hic, how do you say BURP sophishhhhhtimicated?

Hic!

[gadjo_dilo]

Eructation?

[SGWilko]

Eructation?

Oui, mais sans le vomit!

[gadjo_dilo]

Oui, mais sans le vomit!

Maybe you haven't drunk enough.

[SGWilko]

How much is enough? ;)

[gadjo_dilo]

When you become speechless.

[SGWilko]

.

[gadjo_dilo]

You need some sauerkraut, it's good to treat hangovers.

Now I leave, it's St Nicholas, I'm happy the old one didn't get me a stick and a "Nae" from work offers drinks. Cheers!!!!

[SGWilko]

As Delboy would say:

Bonnet da Douche!

[SGWilko]

I wasn't suggesting I'd have to be drunk to marry you... :love:
:p

Get a room! :rolleyes: ;)

[gadjo_dilo]

I wasn't suggesting I'd have to be drunk to marry you... :love:
:p

I was suggesting you WERE already drunk to SAY such a thing. :laugh:

[gadjo_dilo]

Get a room! :rolleyes: ;)

Better a table on a bar. :laugh:

[Knock-on]

As I said to the nice Policeman the other day:

"Do you drink im thunk?? I havent had a cont all day drinkstable :beer: "

----

I don't have a drink problem...

I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.

---

Alcohol isn't necessarily the answer but I never seen a cup of herbal tea solve an algebra puzzle either.

---

I'm a recovering alcoholic. Or as I prefer to describes it.... hungover.

---

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all day. Now point me in the direction of the bar and help me up this time. Don't just spin me on the floor.

[gadjo_dilo]

GONE WITH THE WINE
Special romanian dedication for all the drunkers of the forum who have a sense of humour:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liNqOraKkzU

[Starter]

Beer before or after wine?
Always before. Though I seldom mix the two. I guess you could pour it all in the same glass at the same time though, since it all will reside in the same place. At least for a while. :p

[SGWilko]

Always before. Though I seldom mix the two. I guess you could pour it all in the same glass at the same time though, since it all will reside in the same place. At least for a while. :p

It all looks the same on the way out, too! ;)

[Knock-on]

It all looks the same on the way out, too! ;)

Not beetroot wine. Trust me :D

[SGWilko]

Not beetroot wine. Trust me :D

Well, if you are daft enough to drink such gutrot........

[donKey jote]

Right from the beginning of this thread we were warned: "Don't bother posting on here unless your w*nkered!"
:devil:

Oh dear... I think I misinterpreted that before coming back to post :dozey:

[gadjo_dilo]

As I said to the nice Policeman the other day:

"Do you drink im thunk?? I havent had a cont all day drinkstable :beer: "

----

I don't have a drink problem...

I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.

---

Alcohol isn't necessarily the answer but I never seen a cup of herbal tea solve an algebra puzzle either.

---

I'm a recovering alcoholic. Or as I prefer to describes it.... hungover.

---

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all day. Now point me in the direction of the bar and help me up this time. Don't just spin me on the floor.

My memory which works like a masher is telling me you're the same guy who was supposed to drive from Moscow to London. Now I thank God my hometown wasn't on your route.

[Knock-on]

That was a hell of a Journey as well but a sober one for the most ;)

Think I will fly next year :)

[Tazio]

I'm drunk as a skunk, so here is the highlight of my F1 season, as viewed from my seat at the USGP.
Yeah babe "The Boss"!!!!


http://i.imgur.com/AQ88Y.jpg

[Knock-on]

Hi, still here. Ha!

Tonight Mathew, I will mostly be drinking pints of numbers with a late night stop at Mr blue Smirnoff's house.

For all of those on a school night :bigcry:

:D

[donKey jote]

just back from a couple of beers in my Spanish hometown with a mate I hadn't seen since way back when we used to have drunken parties with the spanish girlies from the Welsh Donkey in the UK :beer: :beer:

[donKey jote]

I get home and everyone's gone to bed... made a cup of tea, try the door to upstairs and oops... key missing!
... either my parents or my missus has locked me out :arrows:

Sofa for me tonight :D

serves me right for pretty much dropping the family and suitcases off and legging it out tut pub http://www.pic4ever.com/images/Bananeyessss.gif :andrea:

[Knock-on]

Biblical night last night. BBQ, Champange and a Litre of Johnny Walker Blue.

I don't feel good :(

[race aficionado]

Any body of heard of dear ol' Donks?

Last time I heard he was waiting for a dog to do wee wee as he corrected spelling mistakes on other people's posts.

[donKey jote]

all's fine :D
slept on the sofa until they opened the door... then caught up on a couple of hours bed-sleep before legging it off to the mountains with another bunch for lunch.

Just got back from stuffing a cabrito :erm:
(for lunch)http://www.motorsportforums.com/images/smilies/facelick.gif http://www.motorsportforums.com/images/smilies/oh.gif http://www.motorsportforums.com/images/smilies/angel.gif

[Knock-on]

I'm wrecked again.


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At 21:00 Henners. Naughty boy!!

Duvet day yesterday because off to anothr party tonight. Problem is, I'm away half of the year so when I'm back, I need to fit a lot of people in :D

[D-Type]

Biblical night last night. BBQ, Champange and a Litre of Johnny Walker Blue.

I don't feel good :(
What a terrible waste of Johnny Walker Blue - it should be savoured!

(Apologies for posting while sober but that is criminal waste)

[Knock-on]

What a terrible waste of Johnny Walker Blue - it should be savoured!

(Apologies for posting while sober but that is criminal waste)

Who's to say we didn't savour it? There were 4 of us and it took an hour or so :D

[gadjo_dilo]

I'm at work and I'm f****** drunk and I f*** all those ******'s m******'s who pretend I'm a commie working at the needle's factory who shouldd forget we should work no matter the calendar date is.

Happy new Year everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Never felt as good as now for ages........

[Tazio]

God I love it when you talk dirty :D

[Big Ben]

Whatever happened Happened and couldn't have happened any other way

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[donKey jote]

Went out for dinner last night for yet another yearly get-together.
Dinner was 10pm to 2am, then came the "copas"... :s

[Tazio]

I'm pretty sure of the eatery where I left my motorcyle parked before I got clocked and rode taxi's all over the Gaslamp Distrct of SD. I'm going to find it as soon as I'm not so wrecked. I seem to recall that I had a really good time last night. :confused:

[Knock-on]

Mmmmmm. Chianti :beer:

I'm coming over all Hopkins :)

[donKey jote]

Lapin Kulta time :D :wave:

[race aficionado]

Lapin Kulta time :D :wave:

Sleeping in the sofa again tonight, eh?

[donKey jote]

Not unless i can't find the way back to my room :p

[ioan]

Not unless i can't find the way back to my room :p

Looks like you already made it.

[donKey jote]

Not yet :s mokin:

[race aficionado]

It's way too early.

[BDunnell]

Not now it's not.

[zormm]

drunken texts. now theres a can of worms

[Knock-on]

Oh, you mean the "I luvv u and wsh we wer stil togthr xxx" and then send it to your current GF by mistake sort of Text :D

[Rudy Tamasz]

Yeah, getting drunk and reaching out to your ex is an all time classic... ;)

[tobbe3]

I´ve done the same.....

[donKey jote]

Applebee's has a 5 beer limit rule?
early night tonight :andrea:
... bunch of donkeys ! :dozey:

[Knock-on]

Tonight Matthew, I will be entertaining a fiesty French Filly whose vital figures are a seductive 16, 6, 4 and will be follow her up with a cheeky little Aussie stunner who goes by the name of Linde Man.

:beer:

[gadjo_dilo]

....whose vital figures are a seductive 16, 6, 4 ......
:beer:

I'm not familiar with such figures.
For your sake I hope that 16 don't represent the age. :devil:

[Knock-on]

I'm not familiar with such figures.
For your sake I hope that 16 don't represent the age. :devil:


http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4880466717770665&pid=1.7&w=204&h=150&c=7&rs=1

[gadjo_dilo]

How disapointing....
Now I feel as silly as the guys in Kreskova vodka ad. :laugh:

[donKey jote]

I'm not familiar with such figures.
For your sake I hope that 16 don't represent the age. :devil:

or what google finds under "16-6-4" :eek:
§ 16-6-4 - Child molestation; aggravated child molestation :: 2010 Georgia Code :: US Codes and Statutes :: US Law :: Justia (http://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2010/title-16/chapter-6/16-6-4/)

[Knock-on]

Well, all I can say is that I'm molesting a pint right now and to make it worse, it's going down rather easy for only four quid :)

[gadjo_dilo]

or what google finds under "16-6-4" :eek:
§ 16-6-4 - Child molestation; aggravated child molestation :: 2010 Georgia Code :: US Codes and Statutes :: US Law :: Justia (http://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2010/title-16/chapter-6/16-6-4/)

I actually googled it before my post and found the same result. :laugh:
However, I thought Knock-on is still a peaceful drunkard.

[donKey jote]

half way into a Campo Viejo Gran Reserva and already feeling a bit tizzly :rolleyes:
took me ages to find this thread too :dozey:

[race aficionado]

Donks is definitely past the sniffing.

[donKey jote]

I think I'll leave my little company-phone hacking project for tomorrow... :devil: :andrea:

[donKey jote]

Donks is definitely past the sniffing.

currently three quarters :p

[Knock-on]

I had some great observations to add to this thread last night but for some reason, have forgotten them all again this morning. But, they were epic.... I think?

[Knock-on]

Come on then, who's first? I'll fight the lot if yer!!! Where's my drink gone? I love you man :bigcry:

( ok, had a cheeky Sunday night drinky-poos )