Corporate Speak

[ArrowsFA1]

"We are entering an exciting phase in the development of our business model as we move from our recent change management period to a 'global business transformation' process."
Somehow I'm not feeling the Lotus team's excitement :p

Lotus partners with Microsoft Dynamics - F1 news - AUTOSPORT.com (http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/98015)

[Mark]

Good to see someone is keeping up the tradition of Ronspeak :D

[BDunnell]

Dear oh dear oh dear. It's only going to get worse 'going forward', too.

[rjbetty]

Good to see someone is keeping up the tradition of Ronspeak :D

Aw he beat me to it. I was gonna say Ron. :)

[Garry Walker]

Thankfully anti-corporate Kimi is back.

[BDunnell]

Thankfully anti-corporate Kimi is back.

Can a man who says little in public, corporate or otherwise, and who presumably doesn't object to the notion of sponsorship really be described as anti-corporate?

[Knock-on]

Can a man who says little in public, corporate or otherwise, and who presumably doesn't object to the notion of sponsorship really be described as anti-corporate?

It doesn't matter how much he says, it's what he says.

Now, I'm off for a **** :D

[Anubis]

Pah, 'tis but Junior Ronspeak. No mention of a holistic approach to identifying synergies.

[BDunnell]

What made Ronspeak so fun was that it was a not-particularly-articulate man delivering it, which rendered his speech mangled as well as factually incomprehensible.