Who do you really believe in?

[Knock-on]

I'm going to Donkey Hell :devil:

[EuroTroll]

I believe in Mark and fear him greatly. ;)

[Eki]

I believe in Mark and fear him greatly. ;)

Marks are evil.

[Eki]

I'm going to Donkey Hell :devil:

I thought this is it and we're already in it.

[EuroTroll]

Marks are evil.

Deutschmarks? Or Finnish Marks? :)

[Dave B]

I believe in Father Christmas. I look to the sky with excited eyes.

[Knock-on]

I believe in Father Christmas. I look to the sky with excited eyes.

You're confusing Father christmas and Yule Tyde with Sky and Rupert Murdoch :p

[Eki]

Deutschmarks? Or Finnish Marks? :)

Logic lesson: Money is the root of all evil and Mark is a monetary unit, therefore Mark is the root of all evil.

[schmenke]

Mi dios, el burro fétido :p :

[odykas]

Donkey! :champion:

[donKey jote]

I am not your god, I'm a very naughty smelly donkey :andrea:

[donKey jote]

I'm going to Donkey Hell :devil:

you'll love it: you have to shag 40 virgin donkeys


.....







before they shag you :s

[ioan]

you'll love it: you have to shag 40 virgin donkeys


.....







before they shag you :s

Who's they? The virgins?! Male or female?

[Knock-on]

I am not your god, I'm a very naughty smelly donkey :andrea:

Yes you are. I BELIEVE in you so you have to be. If enough people believe in Donkeyism then it becomes a recognised Religion.

I think we should have our own Bible.


And Donkey said unto the forum "Hark ye Forumites, for I deem that he / she that believes in me, forsaking all lesser Gods, and Cart and Rally fans, shall exist in a Corintian Leather Heaven (all rights and praise to Bagwan inc.) where Sky F1 HD plays constantly and Trolls are forbidden.

If not, they shall spend eternity treading the forum boards amonst endless God, Shooting and Iraq war threads!!" (the same as it is now really)

I'll start working on the 9 commandments next.

[Eki]

This is what we Donkeyists wear in all our religious ceremonies:

http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.outblush.com/get/women/images/2010/11/delux-L.jpg

Or if you're a patriotic American Donkeyist:

http://s6.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/BD1CB035.jpg

[Knock-on]

I think I would like to wear a Patriotic American Donkeyist if I may http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1022.gif

[race aficionado]

I think I would like to wear a Patriotic American Donkeyist if I may http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1022.gif

Knockie, I think you meant to say: "I'de like to wear the one wearing the Patriotic American Donkeyist"

. . . . just saying . . . .

[edv]

What's that smell????

I believe in Mother Nature.

[schmenke]

Am I the only one who finds irony in the fact that we are worshipping a hoofed animal?


...just asking... :erm:

[janvanvurpa]

Logic lesson: Money is the root of all evil and Mark is a monetary unit, therefore Mark is the root of all evil.

What happened? see below

[janvanvurpa]

Logic lesson: Money is the root of all evil and Mark is a monetary unit, therefore Mark is the root of all evil.

Wait! Potatoes are roots, so wouldn't they be THE root of all evil?

[Gregor-y]

This is the second time today I get to use this picture:
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2369/dollarq.jpg

[schmenke]

Wait! Potatoes are roots, so wouldn't they be THE root of all evil?

Saatanan perunat! :p :

[race aficionado]

I like potatoes.


Sent from my iPhone in my bullet proof bunker

[Eki]

Wait! Potatoes are roots, so wouldn't they be THE root of all evil?
Swedes are roots too, so they are THE root of all evil.

Rutabaga - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutabaga)

[race aficionado]

Are there any Sweed potatoes?


Sent from my iPhone in my bullet proof bunker

[ioan]

Am I the only one who finds irony in the fact that we are worshipping a hoofed animal?


...just asking... :erm:

Donkeys are very brave animals, why shouldn't we?!

PS: I think I know what you meant but don't want to go there.

[Eki]

Am I the only one who finds irony in the fact that we are worshipping a hoofed animal?


...just asking... :erm:

Hoofed animal named Stan de Ville?