Nanny State Gone Mad!

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Eat Plenty of Fish
Never sleep over a backache
Try Tea
Walk for Health
Stop smoking

WTF is going on? :confused:

Stop telling me what to do!!!

[Rollo]

I always figure that when this sort of thing happens, the best thing to do is to take the piss out of the threads.

Actually they've kind of helped me to remember the Public Information Films that we used to get on telly, back when there were only 3 channels (maybe 4). When you combine adverts designed to scare you about everything; Daleks, Cybermen and Macra on Doctor Who; Jimmy Saville merely just being on telly and Ms Thatcher as PM, it's surprising that kids growing up in the '70s and '80s didn't all develop morbid phobias and neuroses about everything.

[schmenke]

I always figure that when this sort of thing happens, the best thing to do is to take the piss out of the threads...

Meh, I just try to ignore them figuring Mark et al will deal with them :mark: .

[BDunnell]

Meh, I just try to ignore them figuring Mark et al will deal with them :mark: .

Indeed. They should be deleted, surely?

[Zico]

Look both ways when crossing the road.

[schmenke]

Mind the gap.

[airshifter]

Don't feed the trolls! :)

[ShiftingGears]

Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

[Eki]

Slippery when wet!

[donKey jote]

If you must pick your nose, make sure you choose a good one.

[Robinho]

How many noses do you have to choose from?

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[Mark]

They aren't doing any harm at the moment, makes a change from "The USA is better", "No it's not", "Yes it is", "Israel", "Second World War".. etc etc etc forever.

[Bagwan]

Don't sleep in the subway .
Don't eat yellow snow .
Don't stop thinkin' about tomorrow .

[inimitablestoo]

It's a little known fact that, just south of the Isle of Dogs, is the lesser-known Isle of Goats. Now that's a nanny state...

[SGWilko]

Edited.

[donKey jote]

If you feed on the fruits of love, don't throw the skins out the window.

Just kill yourself haha

[Jag_Warrior]

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

[Mark]

It's more usually eat all your greens :p

[ArrowsFA1]

"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddie!"

[donKey jote]

It's more usually eat all your greens :p

you don't need no education... ;) :p

[Dave B]

you don't need no education... ;) :p

Hay! Yes you do. You just used a double negative. </moss>

[Rollo]

Hay! Yes you do. You just used a double negative. </moss>

You'd think that Moss would know that this uses the literary device of "litotes"; sometimes it's not a bad idea.

<Brick Heck whisper mode> self-reference </Brick Heck whisper mode>

[donKey jote]

Hay! Yes you do. You just used a double negative. </moss>
all in all you're just another prick in the wall

[donKey jote]

Hay! Yes you do. You just used a double negative. </moss>
You've got big balls Roy.

[Knock-on]

Who is this Nanny State and what sent her mad :crazy:

Is she related to Mrs Bancroft?

[SGWilko]

Who is this Nanny State and what sent her mad :crazy:

Is she related to Mrs Bancroft?

No, but it's rumored she is married to Grandpa State............

[Bolton Midnight]

It's more usually eat all your greens :p

err don't fancy eating this clueless bint

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01674/Caroline-Lucas_1674885c.jpg



it's surprising that kids growing up in the '70s and '80s didn't all develop morbid phobias and neuroses about everything.

They have all got jobs for loony left councils paid for by the taxpayer - don't do that don't say that ban this ban that..........

[inimitablestoo]

Oh Lord, who let him back in? :rolleyes: :p :

[Bolton Midnight]

Been allowed back for a while, but forgot about it for a while until today.