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Roamy
12th December 2011, 08:07
You skanky heathens better get you ass to church. God has sent the messenger. You just need to go research the Denver Broncos football team. There is no way in hell this could of happened without God's help. All you non believers will be heading for judgement day!! SAY YA TO HIM !!! Tim Tebow is the chosen one to send the message you all need to repent. You will never get clearer proof.

Eki
12th December 2011, 09:39
:?:

Roamy needs a slap from the fish.

555-04Q2
12th December 2011, 11:23
You skanky heathens better get you ass to church. God has sent the messenger. You just need to go research the Denver Broncos football team. There is no way in hell this could of happened without God's help. All you non believers will be heading for judgement day!! SAY YA TO HIM !!! Tim Tebow is the chosen one to send the message you all need to repent. You will never get clearer proof.

I thought you were God's messenger dude :p

Rudy Tamasz
12th December 2011, 12:21
Anyone who has seen a last turn pass for the lead could claim witnessing the Messenger.

ArrowsFA1
12th December 2011, 12:47
God plays QB for the Broncos :eek: :?:

Dave B
12th December 2011, 13:16
It's like the old joke about graffiti on the church sign

JESUS SAVES

...but Rooney scores on the rebound

race aficionado
12th December 2011, 13:17
I always knew God was a great quarterback and the rest of his team ain't that shabby either.


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Roamy
12th December 2011, 21:46
I always knew God was a great quarterback and the rest of his team ain't that shabby either.


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If the Broncos and Tebow win the Super Bowl I am going to buy a church and move in :)

Gregor-y
13th December 2011, 16:51
If the Broncos and Tebow win the Super Bowl I am going to buy a church and move in :)
I've heard this somewhere before; is your wife named Alice?

edv
13th December 2011, 17:04
Next week will be the interesting match-up....Brady and his weapons against a stout Bronco defense...vs Tebow and his youthful receiving corps against a battered and bruised Pats secondary.
If it's close in the 4th qtr, will the Pats revert to the Prevent Defense like the Bears did (and allow Tebow to suddenly come alive with short passing routes?)
The Broncos also have another secret weapon....a great place kicker with a strong leg who cannot be 'iced'.

Gregor-y
13th December 2011, 17:10
That and the fact the Bears got anywhere close to winning that game was nothing short of a miracle itself.

t_paulet
7th January 2012, 09:55
God is a man

Dave B
7th January 2012, 16:55
Tonight, god is a DJ.

Mark
7th January 2012, 17:00
Tonight, god is a DJ.

Is that cos you can't get no sleep?

Bezza
9th January 2012, 13:53
It's like the old joke about graffiti on the church sign

JESUS SAVES

...but Rooney scores on the rebound

Don't be ridiculous. Rooney couldn't score in a brothel.....

Roamy
9th January 2012, 18:10
OMG I am one step closer to the cross !!!!!

race aficionado
9th January 2012, 18:31
OMG I am one step closer to the cross !!!!!

It was to say the least . . . IMPRESSIVE!

So were my Giants. At the end of the journey, GMen will pound em' all.

so there! :s mokin:

Roamy
9th January 2012, 22:15
It was to say the least . . . IMPRESSIVE!

So were my Giants. At the end of the journey, GMen will pound em' all.

so there! :s mokin:

yea or you better get your ass to church!!

Robinho
9th January 2012, 22:21
It's like the old joke about graffiti on the church sign

JESUS SAVES

...but Rooney scores on the rebound

or if you want to show your age, when I first saw that one it was Lineker, not Rooney!

monadvspec
13th January 2012, 15:40
If the Broncos and Tebow win the Super Bowl I am going to buy a church and move in :)

If the Knute Rockne and the twelve apostles appeared along with Joe Montana, Steve Young and ever so cerebral Terry Bradshaw, the Hoses, Mustangs or Broncos will lose to the Hollywood style and chick magnet from California now in New England. Keep that wallet in your pocket. Better still. Send me the money. I need a flat screen :)

ShiftingGears
13th January 2012, 15:50
His throws don't appear as accurate as other quarterbacks in the league - I feel he is getting credit for the ability of the receivers.

anthonyvop
15th January 2012, 03:47
Apparently God like Players who bang Supermodels(Brady) and Porn Stars (Gronkowski) more than he does Tebow!

Roamy
15th January 2012, 11:38
Whew us heathens can go back to blowing each other up.

monadvspec
15th January 2012, 18:42
Tebow, in as a matter of fact I like him. I saw an interview on Sky and when he is not pontificating he seems like a genuinely nice young man. He is also a very caring person and helps gravely ill children.
With that said...I knew it would be one and done. The poster who was to buy a church. You can now buy a Lotus. :)

Roamy
15th January 2012, 19:10
Tebow, in as a matter of fact I like him. I saw an interview on Sky and when he is not pontificating he seems like a genuinely nice young man. He is also a very caring person and helps gravely ill children.
With that said...I knew it would be one and done. The poster who was to buy a church. You can now buy a Lotus. :)

There are only two kinds of car freaks Those who own Ferrari's and those who want Ferrari's

Robinho
15th January 2012, 21:48
If god really existed, even then he wouldn't give a **** about American football, and even less about this chancer

Gregor-y
16th January 2012, 16:31
I reserve judgement until I'm sure Tebow isn't going to be a fluffer at the Republican national convention this summer.