Forum Awards 2006

[RaikkonenRules]

Thought it would be a great idea to have ana award show for this forum. It's just for fun and if all goes well this will become annual. :up:

Here are the different awards

Moderater of the Year
Best Thread Maker
Funniest Member
Most Interesting Member
Newcomer of the Year
Youngster of the Year
Old Git of the Year :D
Member of the Year

Feel free to add some more catorgries.

[Ranger]

Ass of the year.

I think we have a winner already...

[millencolin]

Ass of the year.

I think we have a winner already...

damn you beat me to it

[BeansBeansBeans]

This is done every year anyway, and people usually use it as an opportunity to slag people off or big up their mates.

[Donney]

I claim the LW owner of the year. :D

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Moderater of the Year---------Andrea
Best Thread Maker------------Hazell B
Funniest Member--------------Erki
Most Interesting Member------SeatFreak
Newcomer of the Year---------Mallen
Youngster of the Year---------RaikkonenRules
Old Git of the Year :D ---------OilyOaf/GRAVETT
Member of the Year-----------schmenke

Life recognition Award---------Mark

[RaikkonenRules]

Moderater of the Year---------Mark
Best Thread Maker------------Hazell B
Funniest Member--------------Oily Oaf
Most Interesting Member------Oily Oaf
Newcomer of the Year---------Brown Jon Brown
Youngster of the Year---------Scuderia Ferrari
Old Git of the Year ---------Oily Oaf
Member of the Year-----------Oily Oaf

Thanks to BJB for voting for me :up:

Sorry about the many Oily Oaf votes but he just unbelivevable

[Hazell B]

This is done every year anyway, and people usually use it as an opportunity to slag people off or big up their mates.


That's a bit unfair. Last year you said you'd been voted least liked and you hadn't from what I read - in fact you came out of the thread rather well! It's in fun for the most part and should be read as such.

Mod of the Year - Matt L/Iain
Thread Maker - Eki
Funniest Member - It's between 4, so I can't vote!
Most Interesting Member - Carl Metro
Newcomer - Slinkster
Youngster - Can't decide again!
Old Git - Ian McC
Member of the Year - Schmenke

Recognition Award - Mark

[Dave B]

I'm witholding my votes until I see who gives me little green squares :p

[BeansBeansBeans]

That's a bit unfair. Last year you said you'd been voted least liked and you hadn't from what I read - in fact you came out of the thread rather well! It's in fun for the most part and should be read as such.

Grumpiest Member - BeansBeansBeans :p :

[BeansBeansBeans]

Go on then, I'll give it a whirl...

Moderater of the Year - All of them
Best Thread Maker - Carl / Knockie / Hazell
Funniest Member - Oily Oaf
Most Interesting Member - BDunnell
Newcomer of the Year - Brown, Jon Brow(n)
Youngster of the Year - Stevie Gerrard
Old Git of the Year - Oily Oaf
Member of the Year - Erm....dunno

[Hazell B]

For the record, voting for yourself is deeply sad :p :

[BeansBeansBeans]

For the record, voting for yourself is deeply sad :p :

It worked for the McDonald brothers.

[AndySpeed]

Moderater of the Year: Andrea
Best Thread Maker: CarlMetro
Funniest Member: schmenke
Most Interesting Member: BDunnell
Newcomer of the Year: Brown, John Brow
Youngster of the Year: Not sure enough of everyones ages
Old Git of the Year: n/a
Member of the Year: Dave Brockman

[Hazell B]

It worked for the McDonald brothers.


I don't get that :confused: Any clue as to who they are/where?

Can I ask a favour of the whole forum, please?
Don't keep count of the votes - it's not real competition!
(Saves rows later :p : )

[AndySpeed]

Can I ask a favour of the whole forum, please?


If you can ask one, can I bank one and ask it at a later date?

AndySpeed forum favours remaining: 1

:p :

[BeansBeansBeans]

I don't get that :confused: Any clue as to who they are/where?

Sorry, it was an X-Factor gag. Not that I watch it or anything. Honest.

[EuroTroll]

People of the United Kingdom, I come with disturbing news. Not one of you has been able to spell "Moderator" correctly, and there have been 6 attempts! :devil: :p :

[viper_man]

I notice we dont have any bad awards, worst member etc. Here are my votes anyway:

Moderator of the Year: Andrea & Mark jointly
Best Thread Maker: Hazell B - always interesting
Funniest Member: Oily Oaf - always makes me chortle
Most Interesting Member: Daniel - he knows far too much
Newcomer of the Year: RaikkonenRules - interesting threads
Youngster of the Year: MadCat - good yoof
Old Git of the Year: Ian McC - no offence
Member of the Year: CarlMetro - consistently interesting posts

[AndySpeed]

People of the United Kingdom, I come with disturbing news. Not one of you has been able to spell "Moderator" correctly, and there have been 6 attempts! :devil: :p :

I'm afraid to admit that I copied and pasted from RaikkonenRules. :o

[EuroTroll]

I'm afraid to admit that I copied and pasted from RaikkonenRules. :o

Aha, I see that what you lack in spelling you make up in efficiency. All is not lost. ;) :p :

[Hazell B]

People of the United Kingdom, I come with disturbing news. Not one of you has been able to spell "Moderator" correctly, and there have been 6 attempts!

Five attempts, I think you'll find ;)
I simply posted Mod as I'd noticed it was spelled wrongly and didn't want to appear picky :)

X Factor. Oh. I feel educated :s

Andy, I owe you a favour. Treasure it :p :

[EuroTroll]

Five attempts, I think you'll find ;)
I simply posted Mod as I'd noticed it was spelled wrongly and didn't want to appear picky :)

Yes, well "Mod" is hardly a proper spelling of the word. :p :

"The hat and coat now, if you please." ;)

[viper_man]

People of the United Kingdom, I come with disturbing news. Not one of you has been able to spell "Moderator" correctly, and there have been 6 attempts! :devil: :p :

Well if Im being honest, I cheekily edited my post straight after you pointed that out :p :

[slinkster]

Mod of the Year - Matt L/Iain
Thread Maker - Eki
Funniest Member - It's between 4, so I can't vote!
Most Interesting Member - Carl Metro
Newcomer - Slinkster
Youngster - Can't decide again!
Old Git - Ian McC
Member of the Year - Schmenke

Recognition Award - Mark

awwwwww.... yey! well I'm chuffed I got nominated... thank you Hazell

[Dave B]

Have you only been here a year, Slink? It seems longer.

In a good way, you understand :p

[Ian McC]

Old Git - Ian McC

I love you too darling :p :

[Ian McC]

Old Git of the Year: Ian McC - no offence

:eek:

And to think I gave you some reputation :mad:



:p :

[slinkster]

Have you only been here a year, Slink? It seems longer.

In a good way, you understand :p

hehe... yep joined in february... it's gone bloody quick actually!

[Dave B]

Moderator of the Year: pino and Andrea - it's hell in that F1 forum sometimes
Best Thread Maker: HazellB or Daniel
Funniest Member: oily oaf, even if he is a West Ham supporter!
Most Interesting Member: BDunnell, Daniel, CarlMetro, Hazell
Newcomer of the Year: Slinkster
Youngster of the Year: Paddy Cummins
Old Git of the Year :D : Apart from myself? Carl?
Member of the Year: Mark, especially for the forum upgrade :up:

[Eki]

Best Thread Maker: Hazell, the wicked witch of the west
Funniest Member: oily oaf, reindeer lickin' funny
Most Interesting Member: Naburn, the multicoloured dog
Youngster of the Year: Paddy Cummins. the mascot and sacrificial lamb of PUB
Slinkster of the Year: Slinkster (who else?)
Old Git of the Year : fousto, life without a differing opinion would be dull
Member of the Year: Mark, especially for the forum upgrade (OK, I copy pasted from Dave Brockman)

[jim mcglinchey]

Fercrissakes, the only way I'll geta mention is if theres was a category entitled " Most entertaining member called Jim McGlinchey " and even then I probbaly wouldn't win.

[AndySpeed]

Fercrissakes, the only way I'll geta mention is if theres was a category entitled " Most entertaining member called Jim McGlinchey " and even then I probbaly wouldn't win.

With 677 posts to your name, its hard to be noticed as much as someone with, for example 10,000 posts to their name. :)

[Eki]

Fercrissakes, the only way I'll geta mention is if theres was a category entitled " Most entertaining member called Jim McGlinchey " and even then I probbaly wouldn't win.
Yes, jim mcglinchey 1979 was way more entertaining.

Best race fan named Stan: RaceFanStan
Best Latin American race fan: race afficianado
Best forum flora: Roselady
Best forum fauna: donKey Jote

[donKey jote]

Ass of the year.

I think we have a winner already...

Andrea's ? :p : :andrea:

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_166.gif

[Ranger]

Andrea's ? :p : :andrea:

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_166.gif

:laugh: :laugh:

[oily oaf]

Forum Member least likely to march proudly through the streets of Tucson Arizona at the head of a gay pride rally dressed in open crotch dungarees and sequined slingbacks whilst listening to Kylie Minogue on an Ipod - Fousto

FM most likely to say "What's a nice moose like you doing in a place like this?" - Eki

FM least likely to exclaim "Christ look at the bloody hooters on that" - BDunnell

FM least likely to admit in a post "I'm awfully sorry but I have absolutely no idea about this topic" - Daniel

FM most likely to say "Look I'm sorry Your Honour but if those little gits had climbed on YOUR motor you'd have blasted 'em to death with a 12 bore shotgun too - Hazell

FM most likely to say "Christ I'm bloody knackered!" - Mark

FM least likely to say "Hey Stellios. My man man. Whaddya drinkin' baby - Knock On

FM least likely to whine "FFS mum not bloody carrots again" :( - Donkey Jote

FM least likely to say "Hello is that the Junior Fascist League? My bloody application form still hasn't arrived" - Beans x 3

FM most likely to be discovered beaten and bloodied round the back of The Blind Beggar public house in Whitechapel - The comedian who put "The Hammers suck" in one of my "recommendations" I have my suspicions Brockman :vader:

FM least likely to email me raunchy pictures of herself posing seductively in Janet Reger underwear - Slinky (go on girl prove me wrong, you know you want to ;) - sleasygit@hotmail.gov

FM least likely to say "Say want you like about those filthy Poms but they sure play a mean game of cricket" - Valve Bounce

FM most likely to say I love you Oily would you like to spank my pert young buttocks - GG24 (dream. fantasise. twiddle)

FM least likely to say "Ive had enough of this crappy Italian footie. It's The Hammers for me from now on - Pino

FM most likely to bawl through a PA at a dodgy Bar Mitzvah shindig in Hampshire "Greetings kosher pop pickers" - Carl Metro

Look if I've left anyone out then I can only apologise from the heart of my bottom and state with hand on heart that you are all great guys, devastatingly attractive to the opposite species and steeped in the most intricate lore of The Kama Sutra.
Oh and you all smell really nice too :)

FM most likely to p!ss all over every bugger else when it comes to recommendation points - Oily Oaf

An extremely good 8.16 to every last miserable manjack of yerse :mad:

[Daniel]

Oily I have admitted I know nothing about some topics :p

But anyway I'm rather surprised some people have put me in their lists :crazy:

But asking me to vote for one person or even 4 or 5 for a particular "award" is like asking me which arm I'd most want chopped off. A great deal of the people on this forum are funny, knowledgeable, interesting and great to be around :up:

But a few stand out in particular. Dave B, (BBBx3)-6, BDunnell, Mark (for his moderatory and forum upgradery sk1llz), Ody, DonJippo, A.F.F., Tomi, DonkeyJote and an honourable mention should go to ViperMan who is someone I'd disagreed with in the past but have warmed to lately :up:

I will make one nomination
Sexiest forum wench: Caroline
:p

[slinkster]

Slinkster of the Year: Slinkster (who else?)


:laugh:

[stevie_gerrard]

Lifetime Recognition Award for Brilliant Posts and Best Threads, as well as Shipping Forecast Acheivement: Mr Oily Oaf

Deserves a knighthood :up:

And thats as nice as im gonna be :p :

[reidy_fan]

Moderater of the Year, iain
Best Thread Maker, jon brown
Funniest Member, oily oaf
Most Interesting Member, seatfreak
Newcomer of the Year, slinkster
Youngster of the Year, sestfreak
Old Git of the Year , beansbeansbeans
Member of the Year, mark

[BeansBeansBeans]

Hang on a minute Reidy. Your Youngster of the Year (Seat Freak)is older than your Old Git of the Year (Me)!

[RaikkonenRules]

Just thought of some more catorgories:

Most Annoying Member
Worst Speller
Smartest Member
Most Insulting Member
Wierdest Member
Special Mention To (optional)

[RaikkonenRules]

Moderater of the Year---------Mark
Best Thread Maker------------Hazell B
Funniest Member--------------Oily Oaf
Most Interesting Member------Oily Oaf
Newcomer of the Year---------Brown Jon Brown
Youngster of the Year---------Scuderia Ferrari
Old Git of the Year ---------Oily Oaf
Member of the Year-----------Oily Oaf
Most Annoying Member GG24
Worst Speller Me :D
Smartest Member Daniel
Most Insulting Member GRAVETT
Weirdest Member Oily Oaf
Special Mention To Mark, for the new forums :up:

[BeansBeansBeans]

Most Annoying Member - Spam
Smartest Member - BDunnell / Gannex
Most Insulting Member - Fousto
Wierdest Member - Erki, but in a good way
Special Mention To (optional) - Stevie Gerrard, for another 12 months of relentless positivity

[RaikkonenRules]

Damn those Spammers :mad:

[reidy_fan]

Hang on a minute Reidy. Your Youngster of the Year (Seat Freak)is older than your Old Git of the Year (Me)!


sorry Beans meant to head that category moaning old git!!!!!

only joking buddy, how are you anyway??

[Bezza]

Damn...no votes for me...I must have been nice this year!


Moderater of the Year - Andrea (and of all time)
Best Thread Maker - Brockman
Funniest Member - The Oiled Oaf
Most Interesting Member - viper_man
Newcomer of the Year - (Raikkonen Rules bet you made this award for you) - slinkster
Youngster of the Year - how young do you class as young - I vote for myself
Old Git of the Year - Hazell B :laugh: sorry...!
Member of the Year - btracer
Most Annoying Member - Eki, Erki, Ekri, Ereki, Ekeri, Ekaki, Ekari, Ike, Irke, Irkei
Worst Speller - I ignore the posts spelt badly so I have no idea
Smartest Member - Iain
Most Insulting Member - fousto, but not towards me
Weirdest Member - Daniel!
Special Mention To - Nik

[Daniel]

Smartest Member Daniel

WTF??????????? :eek:

Bezza's got it right! :p

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Just thought of some more catorgories:


Worst Speller


Well I think I shud own that award, as I can't even spell my name or England in my signature. :dozey:

[Knock-on]

Moderator of the Year - Andrea. Has to be really otherwise Pino will think I'm making a pass at him. :kiss:
Best Thread Maker - Dave
Funniest Member - Oily when he stays on the Planet
Most Interesting Member - Fizz
Newcomer of the Year - slinkster. Has to be.
Youngster of the Year - No idea
Old Git of the Year - So, so, so many to choose from
Member of the Year - All of you
Most Annoying Member - Agwiii
Worst Speller - Well, it was me before I found Google Toolbar
Smartest Member - Arrows
Most Insulting Member - Unc's has it
Weirdest Member - Rollo. The blokes a Space Cadet and makes me look almost normal. :D
Special Mention To. Everyone that knows I don't hate them. (Subtle eh ;) )

[555-04Q2]

Moderator of the Year - Andrea. Has to be really otherwise Pino will think I'm making a pass at him. :kiss:

Theres no harm in coming out mate ;) Todays society is accepting of your kind :p :

[Knock-on]

Theres no harm in coming out mate ;) Todays society is accepting of your kind :p :


That's the problem, my kind are discriminated against, passed over for promotion and treated as second class citizens.

Now, IF I were gay, it'd be different :D

(Besides, Pino knows I secretly love him :kiss: Remember that time sitting on my knee ;) )

[Eki]

Worst Speller - Well, it was me before I found Google Toolbar

I recently found Firefox 2.0. It has a great spell checker that checks my posts.

[555-04Q2]

That's the problem, my kind are discriminated against, passed over for promotion and treated as second class citizens.

Sounds like my household :p :

[Erki]

I recently found Firefox 2.0. It has a great spell checker that checks my posts.

You found? I posted a whole thread about it but for some reason, people weren't too happy about it.

Also, looks like that spell check doesn't function too well on vBulletin forums like this one. I blame Mark! :s mokin:

[Eki]

You found? I posted a whole thread about it but for some reason, people weren't too happy about it.

Also, looks like that spell check doesn't function too well on vBulletin forums like this one. I blame Mark! :s mokin:
It works for me. I blame you! :s mokin:

[Captain VXR]

Moderater of the Year Pino
Best Thread Maker Are you allowed to nominate yourself?
Funniest Member Eki
Most Interesting Member TDB
Newcomer of the Year Scuderia Ferrari
Youngster of the Year As Above
Old Git of the Year :D Mark
Member of the Year TDB :D
Least funny Me :beer: :rotflmao:
Best McModerater Iain

[Captain VXR]

Most Annoying Member Any Spammer
Worst Speller Me
Smartest Member Oily Oaf
Most Insulting Member Any ForumTroll
Wierdest Member Me
Special Mention To Mark for getting us new forums :up:

[Sulland]

Is this a UK only thing ?

[BeansBeansBeans]

Is this a UK only thing ?


Erm...no. We're a proudly multinational forum.

[schmenke]

Heck, yeah, even the Welsh are permitted :up:

[EuroTroll]

Heck, yeah, even the Welsh are permitted :up:

Which, let's face it, is a mistake. :p :

[Giuseppe F1]

Heck, yeah, even the Welsh are permitted :up:

:)

[Daniel]

Which, let's face it, is a mistake. :p :
I'll agree with that :up:

[Hazell B]

Heck, yeah, even the Welsh are permitted :up:


Don't tell my Welsh partner that.

I told him the Welsh are banned and it's my place away from him and his sheep loving, loud voiced like.

[Daniel]

I'm glad I live barely across the border because I'd find it strange listening to loud sheep loving voices all day :p

[raikk]

Youngster of the Year:

sorry to brag but who was the one that kept you all amused with my belifs of Raikkonen staying at Mclaren? It almost came true too! :eek:

ahhhhthankyou!