Who would win in a fight: Rupert, Paddington, or Winnie The Pooh?

[Rollo]

I think probably Rupert because Paddington and Pooh are too clumsy for their own good.

[Jag_Warrior]

Probably Rupert. Paddington has a slow left hook and Pooh has a habit of dropping his right when he throws a punch. Plus Rupert would have a can of mace concealed in his trunks.

[Rollo]

We've had some little ones over and the new Rupert telly series was on ABC3; it's very CGI and whatnot.

It always struck me when reading Rupert in the Daily Express that no matter how exciting Rupert's adventures were, his parents never seemed to care very much when he told them about it. Did they think that he was just making it all up or something? I know I would.

[555-04Q2]

My son says Winnie The Pooh for sure :p :

[Rollo]

Paddington is found in the first story at Paddington Station and in his suitcase are some sandwiches and a jar of marmalade and that's it. No other explanation is ever offered as to how he got there or even why. He doesn't have a passport and the only identification that he has is a tag around his neck which says "Please look after this bear. Thank you."

Does this mean to say that Paddington was an illegal immigrant? Is it possible that he picked up any street-fighting skills that we don't know about, and that his clumsiness is all an elaborate show?

[Eki]

Winnie Mandela beats Rupert Murdoch.

[555-04Q2]

Winnie Mandela beats Rupert Murdoch.

:laugh:

[Dave B]

Who would win in a fight: Rupert, Paddington, or Winnie The Pooh?
Rupert, largely because his wife would come to his rescue!

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[Sonic]

Paddington, obviously. Who knows what tools of torture he has concealed in that duffle coat.