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Brown, Jon Brow
16th June 2011, 04:32
Finally. A thread to get your love worries of your mind. (unless they are also a forum member :p )

Post your love problem to get some friendly advice. :)

My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :(

(i'm sure manly virgin motorsport fans know what the ladies like!)

Mark
16th June 2011, 11:28
Is it only Virgin fans, what about McLaren fans? :p

Arjuna
16th June 2011, 11:42
My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :(


Sad But True :p

Brown, Jon Brow
16th June 2011, 12:26
Is it only Virgin fans, what about McLaren fans? :p

They need to focus on Hamiltons problems.

I always laugh like a little girl when Brundle says 'and Trulli has split to two Virgins'. :dozey:

slinkster
16th June 2011, 16:52
My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :(

Looking at your little avatar there... is it your brothers fiance?

schmenke
16th June 2011, 17:00
Why does this thread need a part 1? Are you all so sad that you’re already anticipating a need for a part 2? :p :

Brown, Jon Brow
16th June 2011, 23:06
Why does this thread need a part 1? Are you all so sad that you’re already anticipating a need for a part 2? :p :

I just thought that lots of people would have lots of preoblems so the thread would be full in no time.

Sonic
16th June 2011, 23:51
looking at your little avatar there... Is it your brothers fiance?

lmfao!

ioan
17th June 2011, 23:00
My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :(

I don't see the problem.

Brown, Jon Brow
18th June 2011, 01:07
I don't see the problem.

:laugh: It's not a problem. It's just detail? :p

BDunnell
18th June 2011, 01:18
Looking at your little avatar there... is it your brothers fiance?

Excellent.

AAReagles
18th June 2011, 05:32
... My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :( ...

Hmmm... okay. Well try to remember this old adage I picked up long ago from a friend... after going thru a bitter divorce; 'if it's female and has a mouth, it's lying!'

slinkster
18th June 2011, 18:14
My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :(


My friendly advice would be: Stay the hell away. She clearly doesn't want you. Steer clear and move on. :)

NEXT!?

Brown, Jon Brow
18th June 2011, 19:47
My friendly advice would be: Stay the hell away. She clearly doesn't want you. Steer clear and move on. :)

NEXT!?

That's not what Giggs would say! :p

I can't think of anymore problems at the minute, but I am going for a night on the town tonight so I may return with some new ones. :)

tfp
19th June 2011, 00:52
I prefer the term "if it has wheels or tits it will cause you problems".
Sorry, we really arent helping here, are we!?

ioan
19th June 2011, 01:57
The real question is: What do you expect from her?!

Jag_Warrior
19th June 2011, 02:08
I just clicked this thread to see if Hugh Hefner had made a reply. He's getting married today, you know. Oh snap, that's right... no he's not! :p

But I don't care what anyone says... that was true love. He truly loved her silly-cones and she truly loved his bank account. If that ain't love, I don't know what is.

Brown, Jon Brow
19th June 2011, 13:07
The real question is: What do you expect from her?!

Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)

donKey jote
19th June 2011, 15:05
try the Spanish remedy: garlic and water :dozey:

Roamy
19th June 2011, 17:10
Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)

for you - a magazine and a paper towel :)

Brown, Jon Brow
19th June 2011, 17:24
for you - a magazine and a paper towel :)

Why would anyone need a magazine these days when we have the internet? :)

steveaki13
19th June 2011, 20:01
Ha Ha Ha Gross. :p :

Roamy
19th June 2011, 23:12
Why would anyone need a magazine these days when we have the internet? :)

The out house may not be wireless :)

Arjuna
20th June 2011, 11:47
Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)
Expect for nothing... not more than ordinary friendship perhaps it's more about relationship with someone who can understand you better than anyone, who can help you knowing anything right from wrong. :)

Arjuna
20th June 2011, 11:58
I guess in the next part you will write problems that your girl has a gf. :p :

555-04Q2
20th June 2011, 13:12
Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)

Find another one. I lost two great loves in my life before I got married. Still love my wife more than any before her :)

Brown, Jon Brow
20th June 2011, 13:32
So why does nobody else here have any love and relationship issues :?:

555-04Q2
20th June 2011, 13:56
So why does nobody else here have any love and relationship issues :?:

Everyone has love and relationship issues. There is no such thing as the perfect match/love life.

Brown, Jon Brow
20th June 2011, 13:59
Everyone has love and relationship issues. There is no such thing as the perfect match/love life.

I meant why has nobody posted them in this thread? :p

We're never going to make part 2!!!

555-04Q2
20th June 2011, 14:04
I meant why has nobody posted them in this thread? :p

We're never going to make part 2!!!

Most people don't like to discuss their relationship problems or fail to acknowledge they have any.

Me though, I'm not afraid to say that I wish I got a bit more leg over a bit more often than the wife provides it, and I wish she came with a mute button for the occassional spat where she refuses to see that I am right :p :

Brown, Jon Brow
20th June 2011, 14:08
Most people don't like to discuss their relationship problems or fail to acknowledge they have any.

Me though, I'm not afraid to say that I wish I got a bit more leg over a bit more often than the wife provides it, and I wish she came with a mute button for the occassional spat where she refuses to see that I am right :p :

Maybe the two are interrelated?

If you always agree that she is right then you will get a bit more? :p

555-04Q2
20th June 2011, 14:11
Maybe the two are interrelated?

If you always agree that she is right then you will get a bit more? :p

They probably are :up:

And, quite simply, NO! :( :p :

Sonic
20th June 2011, 14:16
So why does nobody else here have any love and relationship issues :?:

Well, either we all have perfect relationships (unlikely) or we are all sad little boys, starring at a computer screens wishing we had a woman (that wasn't plastic). ;)

555-04Q2
20th June 2011, 14:18
Well, either we all have perfect relationships (unlikely) or we are all sad little boys, starring at a computer screens wishing we had a woman (that wasn't plastic). ;)

Hey, my blow up doll is indespensible for getting me through the dry spells :p :

A.F.F.
20th June 2011, 14:34
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gloomyDAY
20th June 2011, 15:35
Looking at your little avatar there... is it your brothers fiance?lmao!


It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :) Get off your ass and find another girl! Have you ever heard of the 24 hour rule? From the time that you dump, get dumped, separate, etc. you have 24 hours to get over it and not dwell on that woman any longer, so if it's been more than 24 hours it's time to move on with your life.

Roamy
20th June 2011, 18:32
Brown
Maybe you should go listen to the song "rambling scrambling" by jerry jeff walker :)

ioan
20th June 2011, 21:07
Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)

It's good that you've set the bar very low! ;)
For getting over her, get another one! :D

donKey jote
21st June 2011, 22:40
this thread is pathetic :laugh:
:dozey:

Brown, Jon Brow
21st June 2011, 23:18
this thread is pathetic :laugh:
:dozey:

Oh go and start your own thread! You big bully!!!! :dozey:

donKey jote
21st June 2011, 23:25
stop being a drama queen. The forum's already got one ! :laugh:
:dozey:

odykas
22nd June 2011, 00:14
this thread is pathetic :laugh:
:dozey:

I agree :p : http://serve.mysmiley.net/sign/sign0101.gif

Garry Walker
22nd June 2011, 15:09
So why does nobody else here have any love and relationship issues :?:

I am sure many do, but with them being over 14 years of age, discussing those things over the net is not something they wish to do anymore.

Brown, Jon Brow
22nd June 2011, 22:44
I am sure many do, but with them being over 14 years of age, discussing those things over the net is not something they wish to do anymore.

I wouldn't be too negative. In 3 pages we've discovered that I want an engaged girl, 555-04Q2 isn't getting enough and Roamy can't get porn in his out-house. :)

555-04Q2
23rd June 2011, 07:11
I wouldn't be too negative. In 3 pages we've discovered that I want an engaged girl, 555-04Q2 isn't getting enough and Roamy can't get porn in his out-house. :)

:up: :laugh:

Maybe if you learnt to spell your name right you would be able to find a suitable lady friend. The names Bond, James Bon :D

bluegem280
23rd June 2011, 08:24
Don't take this thread overly serious, in the next part BJB may write another relationship issue. He loved someone who had a gf. :p :

Retro Formula 1
23rd June 2011, 14:46
Women! Can't live with 'em. Can't shoot 'em.

Me? I love my Missus. She left some Chilli and Coriander sausages in the Fridge which I have just demolished. I think they may have been pigeon-holed for Dinner but too late. By this time tomorrow, she would have blown her top, I would have been down the Rub a Dub to keep out the way and everyone will be happy :D

odykas
23rd June 2011, 15:30
Daniel loves Eki.

Somebody help him please :p :

Roamy
23rd June 2011, 15:39
Dear Penis
I don't think I like you any more
You used to watch me shave
Now you just stare at the floor
:) :)

Brown, Jon Brow
23rd June 2011, 16:34
Dear Penis
I don't think I like you any more
You used to watch me shave
Now you just stare at the floor
:) :)

You know, most of the time the problem is psychological rather than physical. :)

Sadly I've not started shaving yet :(

ioan
24th June 2011, 19:26
Sadly I've not started shaving yet :(

That means you have more time to do other stuff. So don't be sad about it cause time will come when you will not even have time to shave even though it would be needed.

Koz
24th June 2011, 19:45
Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)

Hire an assassin, get rid of her fiancee... Hook up with her at his funeral?
Or hire said assassin to put you out of your misery...

Are you by any chance the same Jon Brown from &T?? I just remembered, VOTE BROWN :D

tfp
24th June 2011, 22:39
This thread is hilarious :D
Sorry to laugh, but, hiring an assassin is some of the best advice I've ever heard :rotflmao:

Seriously though, zero contact is the answer, just never speak to them for as long as you possibly can, which is harder than it sounds, and eventually, that will work.

And Ioans advice, about setting the bar really low, as in, the lower the better, that also works really well :)

Koz
25th June 2011, 06:57
This thread is hilarious :D
Sorry to laugh, but, hiring an assassin is some of the best advice I've ever heard :rotflmao:

No person, no problem :D