Love and Relationships. (part 1)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Finally. A thread to get your love worries of your mind. (unless they are also a forum member :p )

Post your love problem to get some friendly advice. :)

My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :(

(i'm sure manly virgin motorsport fans know what the ladies like!)

[Mark]

Is it only Virgin fans, what about McLaren fans? :p

[Arjuna]

My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :(


Sad But True :p

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Is it only Virgin fans, what about McLaren fans? :p

They need to focus on Hamiltons problems.

I always laugh like a little girl when Brundle says 'and Trulli has split to two Virgins'. :dozey:

[slinkster]

My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :(

Looking at your little avatar there... is it your brothers fiance?

[schmenke]

Why does this thread need a part 1? Are you all so sad that you’re already anticipating a need for a part 2? :p :

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Why does this thread need a part 1? Are you all so sad that you’re already anticipating a need for a part 2? :p :

I just thought that lots of people would have lots of preoblems so the thread would be full in no time.

[Sonic]

looking at your little avatar there... Is it your brothers fiance?

lmfao!

[ioan]

My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :(

I don't see the problem.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

I don't see the problem.

:laugh: It's not a problem. It's just detail? :p

[BDunnell]

Looking at your little avatar there... is it your brothers fiance?

Excellent.

[AAReagles]

... My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :( ...

Hmmm... okay. Well try to remember this old adage I picked up long ago from a friend... after going thru a bitter divorce; 'if it's female and has a mouth, it's lying!'

[slinkster]

My problem: I think I love someone who is engaged :(


My friendly advice would be: Stay the hell away. She clearly doesn't want you. Steer clear and move on. :)

NEXT!?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

My friendly advice would be: Stay the hell away. She clearly doesn't want you. Steer clear and move on. :)

NEXT!?

That's not what Giggs would say! :p

I can't think of anymore problems at the minute, but I am going for a night on the town tonight so I may return with some new ones. :)

[tfp]

I prefer the term "if it has wheels or tits it will cause you problems".
Sorry, we really arent helping here, are we!?

[ioan]

The real question is: What do you expect from her?!

[Jag_Warrior]

I just clicked this thread to see if Hugh Hefner had made a reply. He's getting married today, you know. Oh snap, that's right... no he's not! :p

But I don't care what anyone says... that was true love. He truly loved her silly-cones and she truly loved his bank account. If that ain't love, I don't know what is.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

The real question is: What do you expect from her?!

Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)

[donKey jote]

try the Spanish remedy: garlic and water :dozey:

[Roamy]

Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)

for you - a magazine and a paper towel :)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

for you - a magazine and a paper towel :)

Why would anyone need a magazine these days when we have the internet? :)

[steveaki13]

Ha Ha Ha Gross. :p :

[Roamy]

Why would anyone need a magazine these days when we have the internet? :)

The out house may not be wireless :)

[Arjuna]

Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)
Expect for nothing... not more than ordinary friendship perhaps it's more about relationship with someone who can understand you better than anyone, who can help you knowing anything right from wrong. :)

[Arjuna]

I guess in the next part you will write problems that your girl has a gf. :p :

[555-04Q2]

Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)

Find another one. I lost two great loves in my life before I got married. Still love my wife more than any before her :)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

So why does nobody else here have any love and relationship issues :?:

[555-04Q2]

So why does nobody else here have any love and relationship issues :?:

Everyone has love and relationship issues. There is no such thing as the perfect match/love life.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Everyone has love and relationship issues. There is no such thing as the perfect match/love life.

I meant why has nobody posted them in this thread? :p

We're never going to make part 2!!!

[555-04Q2]

I meant why has nobody posted them in this thread? :p

We're never going to make part 2!!!

Most people don't like to discuss their relationship problems or fail to acknowledge they have any.

Me though, I'm not afraid to say that I wish I got a bit more leg over a bit more often than the wife provides it, and I wish she came with a mute button for the occassional spat where she refuses to see that I am right :p :

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Most people don't like to discuss their relationship problems or fail to acknowledge they have any.

Me though, I'm not afraid to say that I wish I got a bit more leg over a bit more often than the wife provides it, and I wish she came with a mute button for the occassional spat where she refuses to see that I am right :p :

Maybe the two are interrelated?

If you always agree that she is right then you will get a bit more? :p

[555-04Q2]

Maybe the two are interrelated?

If you always agree that she is right then you will get a bit more? :p

They probably are :up:

And, quite simply, NO! :( :p :

[Sonic]

So why does nobody else here have any love and relationship issues :?:

Well, either we all have perfect relationships (unlikely) or we are all sad little boys, starring at a computer screens wishing we had a woman (that wasn't plastic). ;)

[555-04Q2]

Well, either we all have perfect relationships (unlikely) or we are all sad little boys, starring at a computer screens wishing we had a woman (that wasn't plastic). ;)

Hey, my blow up doll is indespensible for getting me through the dry spells :p :

[A.F.F.]

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[gloomyDAY]

Looking at your little avatar there... is it your brothers fiance?lmao!


It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :) Get off your ass and find another girl! Have you ever heard of the 24 hour rule? From the time that you dump, get dumped, separate, etc. you have 24 hours to get over it and not dwell on that woman any longer, so if it's been more than 24 hours it's time to move on with your life.

[Roamy]

Brown
Maybe you should go listen to the song "rambling scrambling" by jerry jeff walker :)

[ioan]

Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)

It's good that you've set the bar very low! ;)
For getting over her, get another one! :D

[donKey jote]

this thread is pathetic :laugh:
:dozey:

[Brown, Jon Brow]

this thread is pathetic :laugh:
:dozey:

Oh go and start your own thread! You big bully!!!! :dozey:

[donKey jote]

stop being a drama queen. The forum's already got one ! :laugh:
:dozey:

[odykas]

this thread is pathetic :laugh:
:dozey:

I agree :p : http://serve.mysmiley.net/sign/sign0101.gif

[Garry Walker]

So why does nobody else here have any love and relationship issues :?:

I am sure many do, but with them being over 14 years of age, discussing those things over the net is not something they wish to do anymore.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

I am sure many do, but with them being over 14 years of age, discussing those things over the net is not something they wish to do anymore.

I wouldn't be too negative. In 3 pages we've discovered that I want an engaged girl, 555-04Q2 isn't getting enough and Roamy can't get porn in his out-house. :)

[555-04Q2]

I wouldn't be too negative. In 3 pages we've discovered that I want an engaged girl, 555-04Q2 isn't getting enough and Roamy can't get porn in his out-house. :)

:up: :laugh:

Maybe if you learnt to spell your name right you would be able to find a suitable lady friend. The names Bond, James Bon :D

[bluegem280]

Don't take this thread overly serious, in the next part BJB may write another relationship issue. He loved someone who had a gf. :p :

[Retro Formula 1]

Women! Can't live with 'em. Can't shoot 'em.

Me? I love my Missus. She left some Chilli and Coriander sausages in the Fridge which I have just demolished. I think they may have been pigeon-holed for Dinner but too late. By this time tomorrow, she would have blown her top, I would have been down the Rub a Dub to keep out the way and everyone will be happy :D

[odykas]

Daniel loves Eki.

Somebody help him please :p :

[Roamy]

Dear Penis
I don't think I like you any more
You used to watch me shave
Now you just stare at the floor
:) :)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Dear Penis
I don't think I like you any more
You used to watch me shave
Now you just stare at the floor
:) :)

You know, most of the time the problem is psychological rather than physical. :)

Sadly I've not started shaving yet :(

[ioan]

Sadly I've not started shaving yet :(

That means you have more time to do other stuff. So don't be sad about it cause time will come when you will not even have time to shave even though it would be needed.

[Koz]

Well it's not about what do I expect from her. It's how do you get over someone you'll never be able to be with? :)

Hire an assassin, get rid of her fiancee... Hook up with her at his funeral?
Or hire said assassin to put you out of your misery...

Are you by any chance the same Jon Brown from &T?? I just remembered, VOTE BROWN :D

[tfp]

This thread is hilarious :D
Sorry to laugh, but, hiring an assassin is some of the best advice I've ever heard :rotflmao:

Seriously though, zero contact is the answer, just never speak to them for as long as you possibly can, which is harder than it sounds, and eventually, that will work.

And Ioans advice, about setting the bar really low, as in, the lower the better, that also works really well :)

[Koz]

This thread is hilarious :D
Sorry to laugh, but, hiring an assassin is some of the best advice I've ever heard :rotflmao:

No person, no problem :D