Sweet 16

[RaikkonenRules]

What was your 16th birthday like? :D

[Lousada]

Sh!t

Sorry :s

[schmenke]

I can't remember that far back :s :uhoh:

[Sleeper]

It was only 5 years ago and I cant remember now. :laugh:

[grassrootsracer]

Not that great.

[MadCat]

not the best ... this years was better :D

[Ranger]

I got a $2000 guitar. Other than that, it was... unmemorable.

[raikk]

not the best ... this years was better :D

I can Imagine ;)

[Mp3 Astra]

I'm sure it's going to be great...

[Vivianita]

Don't remember.. I remember my 15th birthday, my 17th birthday but not the 16th one :s

[race aficionado]

Don't remember.. I remember my 15th birthday, my 17th birthday but not the 16th one :s

Vivi,
You went crazy on that one and you don't remember. :D

sorry . . . . couldn't control myself after reading your "gone crazy" thread.

Felices Pascuas.
:)

[Ian McC]

Hmm, cant remember either :s

[CarlMetro]

'tis but as fond memory, back in the day when the music was good, the clothes were strange and beer was cheap................ah those were the days ;(

[Alexamateo]

Couldn't wait for school to get out so my mom could take me down to the driver's license bureau and get my license :up: My mom never had to take me anywhere again :D

[Vivianita]

Finally! I remembered. It wasn't really good to be honest. I have three close friends and we were going to have dinner that day but only two of them could go with me. That day they were angry with each other because a problem they had some time before and the conversation during all dinner was one of them making feel horrible my other friend :s It was a birthday to forget.

[grassrootsracer]

Mine was a surprise party that I found out about too early and to which no one came. How depressing. At least I had access to a car then.

[mate]

good and a part from that can't remeber

[oily oaf]

I had a drink and drug fuelled Bacchanalian orgy with men, women and beasts of the field cavorting naked and unfettered in a quite simply shameful display of unbridled lust and sickening degradation.
On the bright side no donkeys were allowed in without a tie.

Yours faithfully

Arsebishop Desmond (dont mess with my) Tutu
29 Arsene Wenger Approach
Bigrunnynose Township
Seth Efrica

[wacked]

boring as far as i remember..

[millencolin]

crap... its only a 16th birthday...

now my 18th... wwwwooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh BAM!!!

[oily oaf]

I can't remember that far back :s :uhoh:

I might be able to help you there sheriff :)
I was the male stripper at your 16th bash and as I remember it you were roaring off your swede on 1/2 pint of Woodpecker cider and proceeded to place one of those curly little cheese straws up your bottom before racing all over the gaff screaming "Look at me everyone I'm a naughty little piggy wig wig"
Shortly afterwards you collapsed in a pool of your own bodily fluids before getting your second wind and trying to get your leg over some minging old tugboat who must have been 64 if she was a day and tipped the scales at a gut bustin' 20 odd stone.

A full videopop of the entire proceedings can be viewed at www.totalhumiliation.gov (http://www.totalhumiliation.gov) where I have thoughtfully uploaded a full 1 hour depiction of your shameful display so that the entire cyber community can laugh and point at it.

I hope this helps :)

'ere I don't suppose you could see yer way clear to lending me a fiver could ya mate? :mad:

[Ian McC]

I was the male stripper

:eek:

How much do you charge? Carls birthday must be coming up soon :D

[oily oaf]

:eek:

How much do you charge? Carls birthday must be coming up soon :D

He couldn't afford me mate it's £20 an inch.

(please feel free to insert denegrating remark such as "Oh I don't know he might be able to scrape a fiver together" here............)

[Ian McC]

(please feel free to insert denegrating remark such as "Oh I don't know he might be able to scrape a fiver together" here............)

I hate to disappoint.....

Forum whip round for Oily to do stripper at Carls birthday, looking to get ten pound fifty (being generous there Oily) :p :

[imull]

middle of a three days run og my three most important gcse exams. no birthday.

no way it could matched my 25th this year though

[Dave B]

The first 12 hours of mine was spent recovering from a hangover, the remaining 12 hours was a quest to attain another one.

[nicemms]

Thats one way to do it.

Did you attain another hangover then?

[RaikkonenRules]

He couldn't afford me mate it's £20 an inch.

(please feel free to insert denegrating remark such as "Oh I don't know he might be able to scrape a fiver together" here............)

Sorry Oily, it's just the that the thought of you naked is just gross :p :

[jso1985]

I can't remember it, even if it was only 5 years ago, surely nothing special happened so that's why I can't remember anyhting

[Drew]

Rubbish, I'd rather not remember it :p :

[Knocker69]

Not so sweet in my case. My dad was away on business, and it was the last time I ever spoke to him. He died a couple of days later.

[Iain]

It was rubbish. But then my birthday always fell right at the start of my exams. Turned 18 on the day I was sitting my all-important English Higher exam. :s

[schmenke]

:mad:

Oily, you know you are grossly exagerating those alleged events...

She was only 62 :mad:

Fiver's in the post.. :mark:

[lilmelvschilton]

i got grounded for my 16th

dont ask long story lol but am lookin foreward to my 18th though

[RaikkonenRules]

We've got time. :)