Wade91
20th February 2011, 04:27
i was at walmart ad (https://www.weeklyads2.com/walmart/) today doing some shopping today, (my mom gave me a shopping list) and i wanted to have a little fun while i was there,
so i decided to see how far i could throw a football across the store, i looked at some footballs at the store, and i picked out one of those soft ones so if it hit someone they wouldn't get hurt, i went into the shoe department towards the back of the store (where there wern't many people around) and i threw the football and it went over a shelf and into the main aisle in front of the shoe department, and then i could hear some people talking in the main aisle, i couldn't hear exactly what they were saying but i got the impression that they had been surprised by the football, so i decided to turn my shopping cart around and get the hell out of there before they decided to find out who threw the football, but just before i left the aisle i looked back to see if anyone was looking, and i saw a man at the end of the aisle looking at me, so i went the the end of the next aisle, and there he was on the other end of that one to! so i started pushing my cart along the back aisle, and evey side aisle i looked down, he was on the other end of it looking at me, i could tell he had a rather un-happy look on his face (like he had just been hit with a football or somthing :p ) so i picked up my pace, but it made no diffronce, he was still at the other end of every side aisle stalking me, so after i had pushed my cart about halfway across the store trying to lose this guy, i got to the CD/DVD department, where there were quite a few other people around, so i stopped there and picked up a CD and pretended to be looking at it, and then the guy who was stalking me started walking up the CD aisle from the other end and a pretty fast pace, and i could tell he had a pretty angry look on his face, as he approched me,
he walked up to me and said: "did you throw that football!?"
and i said:"what football??"
and he said: "that football that hit me! i know you threw it! dont f*** around boy!
and then he walked away,
luckily not all people are like that guy though, a little bit later while i was there i got another football and threw it in the frozen food section, it went over the row of freezers, and into the next aisle, i had no idea who was on that aisle (if anyone) but then i heard some girls laughing in that aisle, so i walked over there to see what was going on, and there were two girls about my age playing catch with the football, one of the girls failed to catch it and it rolled across the floor next to me, so i picked it up, and threw it to her, a few minutes i saw them walking towards the front of the store with the football, i guess they had decided to buy it :p i dont think eaither one of them knew that i was the one who originally threw the football to their aisle, but i think the way the who thing went was pretty cool :D
so i decided to see how far i could throw a football across the store, i looked at some footballs at the store, and i picked out one of those soft ones so if it hit someone they wouldn't get hurt, i went into the shoe department towards the back of the store (where there wern't many people around) and i threw the football and it went over a shelf and into the main aisle in front of the shoe department, and then i could hear some people talking in the main aisle, i couldn't hear exactly what they were saying but i got the impression that they had been surprised by the football, so i decided to turn my shopping cart around and get the hell out of there before they decided to find out who threw the football, but just before i left the aisle i looked back to see if anyone was looking, and i saw a man at the end of the aisle looking at me, so i went the the end of the next aisle, and there he was on the other end of that one to! so i started pushing my cart along the back aisle, and evey side aisle i looked down, he was on the other end of it looking at me, i could tell he had a rather un-happy look on his face (like he had just been hit with a football or somthing :p ) so i picked up my pace, but it made no diffronce, he was still at the other end of every side aisle stalking me, so after i had pushed my cart about halfway across the store trying to lose this guy, i got to the CD/DVD department, where there were quite a few other people around, so i stopped there and picked up a CD and pretended to be looking at it, and then the guy who was stalking me started walking up the CD aisle from the other end and a pretty fast pace, and i could tell he had a pretty angry look on his face, as he approched me,
he walked up to me and said: "did you throw that football!?"
and i said:"what football??"
and he said: "that football that hit me! i know you threw it! dont f*** around boy!
and then he walked away,
luckily not all people are like that guy though, a little bit later while i was there i got another football and threw it in the frozen food section, it went over the row of freezers, and into the next aisle, i had no idea who was on that aisle (if anyone) but then i heard some girls laughing in that aisle, so i walked over there to see what was going on, and there were two girls about my age playing catch with the football, one of the girls failed to catch it and it rolled across the floor next to me, so i picked it up, and threw it to her, a few minutes i saw them walking towards the front of the store with the football, i guess they had decided to buy it :p i dont think eaither one of them knew that i was the one who originally threw the football to their aisle, but i think the way the who thing went was pretty cool :D