why does Santa always seem so happy?

[Wade91]

i think its cause he knows where all the naughty girls live :p

[DonJippo]

Well this one does not look happy at all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQaE3HjXvEk :p :

[Sonic]

i think its cause he knows where all the naughty girls live :p

You've seen Mrs Claus right? ;)

[Easy Drifter]

He keeps thinking of the huge lump of best anthracite he is going to leave for Wade. :s mokin: :eek: :D

[Retro Formula 1]

i think its cause he knows where all the naughty girls live :p

He's got a present in his sack for them :devil:

[Mark]

He keeps thinking of the huge lump of best anthracite he is going to leave for Wade. :s mokin: :eek: :D

That's expensive stuff!

[Eki]

That's expensive stuff!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthracite#Economic_value


Because of its higher quality, anthracite is around 2–3 times the cost of regular coal. In June 2008, anthracite was US$150/short ton wholesale.[4]

Well, it's Christmas after all.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

What is there not to enjoy about getting kids to come and sit on your knee and then go round to their houses at night to empty your sack.

[ioan]

Most probably because he only has to be one night per year with 'humans'.

[Mark in Oshawa]

That's expensive stuff!

At a 150 bucks a ton, one lump of coal shouldn't be more than a few pennies....lol

[Mark in Oshawa]

I know why he is happy. Lots and lots of booze!

[Eki]

At a 150 bucks a ton, one lump of coal shouldn't be more than a few pennies....lol
How do you know how huge lump Wade is going to get?

[Mark in Oshawa]

How do you know how huge lump Wade is going to get?
He just gets a lump...lol....many people deserve more Coal than Wade. He is pretty harmless....

[Captain VXR]

Santa could be the world's most successful pedo :eek:
*prepares for barrage of insults*
I mean, how many people would let a strangely dressed fat old man give presents to their kids

[Eki]

Santa could be the world's most successful pedo :eek:
*prepares for barrage of insults*
I mean, how many people would let a strangely dressed fat old man give presents to their kids
Or let them sit on his lap. They should be especially concerned if Santa gives their kids a Barbie Camera:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8180442/FBI-warns-Barbie-camera-could-be-used-by-paedophiles.html

[ioan]

Or let them sit on his lap. They should be especially concerned if Santa gives their kids a Barbie Camera:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8180442/FBI-warns-Barbie-camera-could-be-used-by-paedophiles.html

I wonder how many kids who play with a Barbie doll know how to upload a video to the internet.

Or is this just the case where someone within FBI displayed some wishful thinking?!

[gloomyDAY]

Santa is always happy because he's actually Jewish. :p

[Eki]

I wonder how many kids who play with a Barbie doll know how to upload a video to the internet.

Or is this just the case where someone within FBI displayed some wishful thinking?!
True. You have to wonder if only a sick mind could come up with an idea like that, if it hasn't happened before.

[ioan]

I think I'd have a smile on my face if I had a glass of sherry in 8 billion homes in just one night! :)

I doubt there are more than 1 billion homes on Earth.

[ioan]

I think I'd have a smile on my face if I had a glass of sherry in 8 billion homes in just one night! :)

I doubt there are more than 1 billion homes on Earth. And less than half of them store alcohol.

I guess Santa is now unhappy that he only has half a billion glasses of sherry left for the night! ;)

[donKey jote]

why does Santa seem so happy?
He still believes that wade exists :p

[Wade91]

True. You have to wonder if only a sick mind could come up with an idea like that, if it hasn't happened before.
well, i guess any sick minded individuals who hadn't though of the idea before, have thought of it now that the FBI has mentioned it