Abu Dhabi. One sentence at a time.......

[Ari]

And the lights are just about to go out in Abu Dhabi with Vettel on pole from Webber, Hamilton and Alonso.

*tyres screech*

[555-04Q2]

Webber draws alongside Vettel as Alonso passes Hamilton who slips to fourth approaching the first corner...

[Azumanga Davo]

Oh no, Whiting's ruined it.

[wattoroos]

i think hamilton getting on the front two rows and maybe not just forth as he will be looking for a good end result and the long straight will them but also ferrari who seem to be quick in a straight line

[Big Ben]

Time for Button to gamble with the tires as he's in the middle of nowhere again.

[Ari]

They all complete the first lap, the only incident see's Heikki DNF due to what appears to be an engine.

[snellman]

Massive crash, all is dead.

[TMorel]

[Over to Ted in the pits with some breaking news]

"And we're getting reports that the UK's national power grid has failed. It seems millions of Brits are bored by Jonathan Legard's commentary that they've all gone off and made a cup of tea, and the power demand of all those kettles was just too great."

Over his radio, Webber misshears "the power demands of Vettel" and...

[turismo6]

Time for Button to gamble with the tires as he's in the middle of nowhere again.

And the MacLean crew are ready with inters...

[Valve Bounce]

And a dust storm whips up, visibility is reduced to metres and the SC is deployed. :(

[CNR]

due to the led lights alonso overtakes the 2 toro rosso's and thinks he is in the lead

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Webber makes a move on Vettel at the hairpin and .....OH MY WORD THEY TOUCH!

[Dave B]

Cuts to:

Problems there: that's Senna off the track in the Hispania

[Zico]

We've had a sandstorm but now its starting to snow!..

[Mark]

Aaaand Look At That!

[Tazio]

The sandstorm is so intense it is peeling paint off the cars. [Hamiltons radio]:
"The conditions are fine, this is F1 Let's race" ;)

[i_max2k2]

Fernando on the radio complains - "I'm faster then Massa, can you confirm?"
Ferrari Pit Crew - "Its not Massa its Glock, and no your not faster then him"

[SGWilko]

And the MacLean crew are ready with inters...



But look at what the Colgate team have just rolled out, almost an identical copy of the car used by Sensodine..........!!!! ;)

[SGWilko]

Aaaand Look At That!

Excuse me while I interrupt myself and stop my startwatch.......

[steveaki13]

.... and wow this is unbelievable and this could be the most incredible moment in F1 history Vettel has......

[jens]

The safety car drives straight into the wall, having lost its way in the sandstorm while guiding the following F1 cars...

[gloomyDAY]

Damn, Alonso won the title.

[Ari]

.... and wow this is unbelievable and this could be the most incredible moment in F1 history Vettel has......

Just run off circuit appearing to have avoided hitting a camel, were not sure yet if he wick be able to continue.....

[CNR]

Damn, Alonso won the title.
as the biggest cheat in the modern history of f1 :blackeye: :rolleyes: :fasttalk:

[Big Ben]

and every thread is good enough for a bash fest. it's easier than try and say somenthing smart or/and funny, right thunder? bye bye now

[Tazio]

smoking at the front, thats Alonso, Webber and Vettel isn't it Martin?"

"Yes it is, along with Eddie Jordan, and Flavio.
They appear to have formed a drum circle, and are passing around a spliff in the nude".: :s mokin: