Burn Them!....Face Down!

[oily oaf]

I am of course referring to the board of governers at Her Majesty's BBC who allowed the following contemptible filth to be aired at 12.50am last evening when many young impressionable children would have been returning home after stoning old ladies houses and throwing foreign students in the local canal.

Judge for yourselves but be advised the following is not for those of a nervous or nautical disposition :eek:

[oily oaf]

Please come back later after I have learned how to upload an audio file onto a post :D

(shuffles feet awkwardly and kicks cat into washing machine)

[Ian McC]

:s panner:

Move along, nothing to see......... :p :

[jim mcglinchey]

This had better be good, Oily.......

[oily oaf]

It's no use boys I'm still struggling.

(looks on miserably as cat goes into 1100rpm spin cycle)

[donKey jote]

Oily you donkey, just change the file extension to "jpg" and pretend it's an image. :)
Of course you might have to photoshop it a bit first....

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_166.gif

[Dave B]

It's not Ray Stubbs singing on Fame Academy is it? That's the mpst offensive thing the Beeb have shown for years.... :s

[Ian McC]

Anyway, so why face down?

Why does everything have to be from behind with you? :s ailor:

[race aficionado]

can we then see pictures of the cat in the washing machine?

please?????

[oily oaf]

Righto chaps as I haven't got the foggiest idea what Donkey is rambling on about with his wild talk of extensions. Sounds like the devil's work to me :mad: I shall attempt to type the URL in full and by so doing prevent this once proud thread from descending into forum ignominy along with the one where Knock On announced a new England rugby team manager :(

Here goes

www.bbc.co.uk/weather/ukweather/av/shipping_forecast.ram (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/ukweather/av/shipping_forecast.ram)

[oily oaf]

(pegs cat out on washing line in triumph, lights pipe and quietly marvels at own cyber dexterity)

[race aficionado]

[quote=" . . . . I shall attempt to type the URL in full and by so doing prevent this once proud thread from descending into forum ignominy along with the one where Knock On announced a new England rugby team manager :(

Here goes

www.bbc.co.uk/weather/ukweather/av/shipping_forecast.ram (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/ukweather/av/shipping_forecast.ram":1oh3gtms)[/quote:1oh3gtms]


cool! I've just heard my first weather/shipping forecast :s mokin:

So that's was makes your blood boil down under eh?. :)

I tried it myself Oily and was enjoying the ladies enthralling forecast descriptions but once the guy started talking that was it for me. :mad:

[Res Ipsa Loquitur]

Ah, the BBC shipping weather forecast. Four minutes of sanity in a world gone mad.

[oily oaf]

Ah, the BBC shipping weather forecast. Four minutes of sanity in a world gone mad.

Four minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have quite clearly been listening to The Junior Shipping Forecast For Schools which is heavily censored so that young ears will not be subjected to lurid, revolting tales of anti cyclones in Cromarty, Dogger and German Bight not to mention winds approaching Force 9 as recorded by Thames Light Vessel Automatic bringing dangerous sea conditions to the boating lake at Brighton.

No my friend, for all this and more tune in to the uncut and quite frankly contemptible smut fest that begins on Radio 4 at 12.50am and lasts for a full and extremely frank TEN minutes. :eek:

Race. I worry about you sometimes big fella. Are you some kind of pervert or something? :vader:

[race aficionado]

Race. I worry about you sometimes big fella. Are you some kind of pervert or something? :vader:


Oh yes indeed I am Oily . . . . In my own kind of cool way. :s mokin:

[Curryhead]

There are warnings of gales in trafalgar Rockall Hebrides Bailey fair isle Faeroes and Southeast Iceland.

The general synopsis at 0600:
Low just southwest of Iceland 969 expected norwegian sea 981 by 0600 tomorrow. Low Viking 1007 moving steadily northeast, losing its identity by same time.

Phoarrr, the full script is here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/coast/shipping/

[oily oaf]

Phoarrr, the full script is here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/coast/shipping/

(rises from chair and stumbles awkwardly to downstairs toilet in semi crouched position)

Good to see you back mate.
I thought you'd been taken out by an Iraqi hit squad :D