A little upset...

[flracing]

I added a thread called "Perfect Driving Line... by FLRacing" it is not spam, but genuine. Please put it back. My name is Paul Griffiths, Bristol, UK. Just remember the name, im the original perfect driving line driver. I feel like crap right now, it's a ten year secret that i could lose out by due to this forum deleting my post. where have you ever heard that performing the perfect driving line gives you a new feeling throughout your entire body? It's lucky im clever and I doubt anyone will work it out. But if someone does, what do I get? NOTHING! Heres some more evidance of who i am. Im the chap that worked out that lifting crude oil by bucket and engine is very profitable and the world will be using my idea in the future when we can no loinger use pumps to extract crude oil from out deep sea. Please motorsportforums.com look after your users! :)

[Sonic]

I added a thread called "Perfect Driving Line... by FLRacing" it is not spam, but genuine. Please put it back. My name is Paul Griffiths, Bristol, UK. Just remember the name, im the original perfect driving line driver. I feel like crap right now, it's a ten year secret that i could lose out by due to this forum deleting my post. where have you ever heard that performing the perfect driving line gives you a new feeling throughout your entire body? It's lucky im clever and I doubt anyone will work it out. But if someone does, what do I get? NOTHING! Heres some more evidance of who i am. Im the chap that worked out that lifting crude oil by bucket and engine is very profitable and the world will be using my idea in the future when we can no loinger use pumps to extract crude oil from out deep sea. Please motorsportforums.com look after your users! :)

WTF?

[Daniel]

WTF x 2

[ShiftingGears]

I added a thread called "Perfect Driving Line... by FLRacing" it is not spam, but genuine. Please put it back. My name is Paul Griffiths, Bristol, UK. Just remember the name, im the original perfect driving line driver. I feel like crap right now, it's a ten year secret that i could lose out by due to this forum deleting my post. where have you ever heard that performing the perfect driving line gives you a new feeling throughout your entire body? It's lucky im clever and I doubt anyone will work it out. But if someone does, what do I get? NOTHING! Heres some more evidance of who i am. Im the chap that worked out that lifting crude oil by bucket and engine is very profitable and the world will be using my idea in the future when we can no loinger use pumps to extract crude oil from out deep sea. Please motorsportforums.com look after your users! :)

Pass the bong

[Dave B]

Nurse! He's out of bed again!

[Dave B]

where have you ever heard that performing the perfect driving line gives you a new feeling throughout your entire body?

No, I can't post what I'm thinking, although the ban would probably be worth it :p

[flracing]

No, I can't post what I'm thinking, although the ban would probably be worth it :p

Whats up dave? never met a clever chap before?

Remember Dave, when people have new ideas there usualy seen as crazy.

I have invented the perfect driving line, but not the forces of the universe.

[MrJan]

Please can we reinstate the first thread? I like this guy, he's different from everyone else :)

[MrJan]

If anyone wants to have a chat with Paul then they might be able to give him a bell on ***** 780 782.

Seriously dude, if that's your number then be careful about what you leave lying around on the internet. Tidy enough 1-series though, is that a petrol or a diesel?

[flracing]

If anyone wants to have a chat with Paul then they might be able to give him a bell on ***** 780 782.

Seriously dude, if that's your number then be careful about what you leave lying around on the internet. Tidy enough 1-series though, is that a petrol or a diesel?

WTF! what are you on?

[flracing]

I thought i might have a good time on this forum, i guess not.

[Dave B]

So you've come on here to tell us about an invention that you can't tell us about as you'll have wasted a decade of work?

And the proof of your credentials is a method of extracting crude oil which, if true, could earn you billions? So why are you wasting your time here? Get yourself out to the Gulf of Mexico and offer your services to BP!

Thanks for the laughs though.

[flracing]

So you've come on here to tell us about an invention that you can't tell us about as you'll have wasted a decade of work?

And the proof of your credentials is a method of extracting crude oil which, if true, could earn you billions? So why are you wasting your time here? Get yourself out to the Gulf of Mexico and offer your services to BP!

Thanks for the laughs though.

No, i worked it out 10 years ago, just around the time they said "oil was hard to find" and "the perfect glide is not possible".

[MrJan]

I tell you what. Next time I decide to go for a spin up Cheddar Gorge I'll drop you a line and we can meet up for a little drive :)