Interview the Person Above

[CarlMetro]

Peanuts, slightly salted.

[schmenke]

What do you like to dunk in your tea?

Tomorrow.

[Mp3 Astra]

When would you like to check your schedule for today?

Darn it, I forgot yet again!

[Brown, Jon Brow]

What's your name?

It was like that when I got here :s

[CarlMetro]

OMG! What have you done to Astras collection?

You'd have to be really dumb to do that.

[schmenke]

What do you think about joining the Word Games forum?

It smells really bad at first, but you get used to it.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

How would you describe your body odour?

Thank you, I've been working on it

[CarlMetro]

Good to see you spellings improving

Thirty quid? you must be joking

[Mp3 Astra]

How about this copy of Superman issue one, very cheap I have to say!

Sirloin steak, every time!

[schmenke]

What do you like to dunk in your tea?

It was upside down.

[Juha]

How did your wife park your car?

I'll be back in an hour.

[CarlMetro]

Do you mind if I borrow your wife?

Not tonight, I'm too busy doing other things

[slinkster]

Fancy a million quid to spend on whatever you wish for the evening?

I prefer cheese.

[AndySpeed]

Can I buy you a drink?

Mine is back-to-front

[CarlMetro]

Is it me or does you bum look odd?

Not since yesterday, which is strange.

[AndySpeed]

Have you been to a wild party lately?

I'd need a long run up

[CarlMetro]

Do you think you could jump over Mp3 Astras dog poo collection?

Berlin tomorrow, Munich Tuesday and then Cologne Wednesday

[Dave B]

Where will you be receiving postcards from this week?

I'd give it ten minutes, if I were you.

[schmenke]

I need to use the loo.

I honestly thought that nobody would mind.

[Juha]

Who have you thrown your food in your neighbours face?

Maybe next week in Brussels.

[schmenke]

When do you next plan to use the loo?

I prefer it cold.

[martinbalmer]

Why do you have holes in your pants?

Not enough.

[slinkster]

Do you pick your nose?

On a scale of one to ten... I'd say three.

[martinbalmer]

How do you rate your fashion sense?

Apples and oranges

[Brown, Jon Brow]

What are you getting for Christmas?


Only on Friday nights!! :erm:

[martinbalmer]

Are you good with your hands?

It's a strange use for a DVD

[AndySpeed]

Would you play frisbee with it?

I eat my dinner of it.

[schmenke]

What are you doing with that frisbee?

O.k., what the heck, I'll give it a try.

[Dave B]

Have you ever considered naked bungee-jumping while covered in Nutella and tied to Sharon Osbourne?

No, it really is a gun in my pocket.

[martinbalmer]

Do you have a loaded staple-gun in your pocket or am I seeing things?

With every Christmas card I write.

[CarlMetro]

Are your fingers cramping up?

Well it was nice while it lasted

[schmenke]

How did you enjoy this past year?

It's only temporary.

[Juha]

You've take two showers this week instead of two each year, will you go on like that?

Preferably in the evening.

[Dave B]

When do you like it to start getting dark?

The doctor says it'll probably need amputating.

[CarlMetro]

What did the doctor say about that finger you stuck in Astra's collection?

Go on then, see if I care

[Juha]

Do you mind if I set your car on fire?

Only three times each week.

[Dave B]

How often did Eastenders used to be on the telly?

I gave it up for Lent.

[schmenke]

Do you still like to play with Donney's bananas?

Trust me, you don't want to do that.

[Donney]

Do you want to face the wrath of the bananas?

I think it is off.

[schmenke]

How's your banana?

It's not quite what it used to be.

[CarlMetro]

How would you rate Donney's banana these days?

I'll be alright later

[grassrootsracer]

How are you holding up after that banana incident?

Medium rare.

[Juha]

How would like your bananas?

Ask me again later.

[CarlMetro]

Don't you think it's time you let someone else have a go on Donney's banana?

a goatee beard and killer sideburns

[AndySpeed]

What do you imagine Donnie's best feature to be?

I have 3, actually.

[schmenke]

I heard you nicked one of Donney's bananas?

It's not working out quite like I had planned.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

How's that banana juice your making?

They seem to smell worse every day!

[Mp3 Astra]

*on the phone*Now, I left you my dog poo collection to look after over the weekend, how is it?

I want to punch it really hard

[schmenke]

What do you want to do with Donney's banana?

I keep it in a box.

[Juha]

And what do YOU do with Donney's banana?

[CarlMetro]

I try staring at it.

Well once you've tried it, it can be quite pleasant.

[Juha]

And how about actually eating donney's banana?

No thank you, I'll wait untill next friday.

[Dave B]

Would you like a banana next Thursday?

No idea, but Peter Andre was seen running away crying.

[Juha]

Did they serve donney's bananas at the celebrity gathering?

Ask donney!

[jso1985]

Do you have the Bananas in pyjamas DVD?

I heard he's driving in DTM next year

[Juha]

What's donney's racing banana doing next year then?

NO!!!!!!!!

[CarlMetro]

I'm sorry but we have an arrest warrant for the Banana so you'll have to give it up.

I'm not sure I understand what you mean.

[schmenke]

Would you like to spend some quality time with Donney's banana?

It was all a big misunderstanding.

[Juha]

Why did you try to abuse the banana?

Tomorrow at 6.

[Dave B]

When are they holding the banana collectors' convention?

Bright yellow and bent, naturally.

[schmenke]

What's your bicycle seat look like?

Yes, thank you, I'm very proud of it!

[Juha]

Is that fantastic banana yours?

Give it to the monkeys.

[CarlMetro]

What would you do with Dave's bicycle seat?

Only in America

[schmenke]

Have you ever seen a bright yellow bicycle seat like Dave's?

I find they're not very durable.

[slinkster]

Do you own a saddle for your own personal use?

Why in the world would I want to do that?!

[Dave B]

Would you like to count how many times bananas have been mentioned in this thread?

Yes, but only because I was talked into it by an older woman.

[CarlMetro]

Have you ever thought about sex with a leprichaun?

No, that's not what I do

[schmenke]

Do you often stare at Donney's bananas?

As often as I can!

[Dave B]

How frequently do you post on the forum when you're supposed to be working?

It was so swollen that it's got its own entry in the Guinness Book of Records.

[Juha]

How big was donney's banana?

I think you just asked me the same question.

[Dave B]

How big was donney's banana?

This feels like deja vu.

[schmenke]

What do you think of this thread?

Chocolate

[Juha]

What do donney's new bananas taste like?

I told him to leave.

[Donney]

What have you done to common sense?

A good toothbrush.

[Juha]

Wow, your bananas look great, how did you get them to shine like that?

Three times each day I think.

[schmenke]

How often do you poo?

It was interesting at first, but it then became quite boring.

[CarlMetro]

You still enjoy sex with your wife?

Yahoo!

[slinkster]

If you could change your name.. what would you change it to?

I put bows on it.

[schmenke]

What did you do with Donney's banana?

I had to remove it.

[CarlMetro]

What did you do with the lock on the Pringles cupboard?

Hmm, cheesy peas

[Dave B]

What are you having with your banana?

Not again, it brings back bad memories.

[schmenke]

Scrunch or fold?

On the rare occasion.

[Juha]

Do you ever use your brain?

I have absolutely no idea.

[Dave B]

Without using a calculator, what's the square root of 299938212239901 to ten decimal places?

Like a brother.

[Juha]

How do you treat your banana?

I really think you should try it.

[CarlMetro]

Have you thought about combining your banana fetish with your admiration for Mp3 Astras dog poo collection?

No, too damn cold.

[Donney]

Don't you think you should take a shower?

Every Monday at lunch.

[schmenke]

When do you typically bathe?

I won't be doing that again for quite some time!

[CarlMetro]

So you've had you annual bath alreay then?

What do you think?

[CarlMetro]

So you've had you annual bath already then?

What do you think?

[Donney]

I think you double posted and are too lazy to edit.

Why am I working on a Saturday morning?

[Juha]

Is your life a disaster?

It looks great!

[CarlMetro]

What did you think of my double post?

But then I won't get any presents from Santa

[Donney]

Why don't you tell the man in the red coat what you think of his reindeers in your garden?

Oh, that came as a surprise.

[CarlMetro]

Well that's what happens when you bend over in front of a Canadian.

Merry Christmas

[Donney]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy097.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Donney]

What did the canadian say when you bent over?

Not very often.

[CarlMetro]

You don't get out much, do you?

I suppose so

[schmenke]

Don't you think all Canadians are wonderful?

It was delightfully unexpected!

[slinkster]

Er... did you just fart??

I had one once... it exploded.

[CarlMetro]

Have you tried one of Donney's bananas?

I already did that.

[fly_ac]

Can someone explain this thread to me?

I think I understand it now!

[schmenke]

Do you need someone to explain Donney's bananas to you?

It hurts when I do that.

[fly_ac]

Yes! Please, but what reaction can I expect?

I feel better now.

[CarlMetro]

How about I give you a slap around the chops with one od Donney's bananas dipped in Mp3 Astras little collection?

You should try it

[schmenke]

So, tell me, how does if feel to get a slap around the chops with one of Donney's bananas dipped in Mp3 Astras little collection?

I can tolerate it only for a short time.

[fly_ac]

So, If one gets a slap around the chops with one of Donney's bananas, dipped in Mp3 Astras little collection does it hurt for a long time?

I am rather sure it wasn't me.

[CarlMetro]

OK, who farted?

Hmmm, yummy!

[fly_ac]

OOoooh Nnooo Who was that, who farted?

I'l never tell anyone.

[schmenke]

Do you know who farted?

Perhaps one day.

[CarlMetro]

Do you think you'll ever admit in public that you have a bad flatulence problem?

That's just what Donney said.

[fly_ac]

Where's the banana?

It could be you.

[schmenke]

To whom will you finally and definitely cede the LW?

Ah, it's about time!

[Donney]

Do you think you'll ever admit in public that you have a bad flatulence problem?

That's just what Donney said.


I didn't say anything http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/fart005.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


What did you say when you were invited to spend some time at Michael Jackson's mansion?

It was in Carl's totalled laptop.

[fly_ac]

Where did you hide the banana? ;)

I will tell you when I get there.

[slinkster]

Where are you??

ew that's horrible!

[fly_ac]

Have you seen what a banana inside a laptop look like?

It was all the time infront of you.

[CarlMetro]

Did you say you know where Donney hid his banana?

No, I don't do things like that, Schmenke does though

[schmenke]

Do you bath regularily?

I choose not to, as a matter of principle.

[Donney]

Would you like some banana?

I knew it was going to happen

[CarlMetro]

I see Mp3 Astra put in an appearance then.

I'm not so sure

[schmenke]

Do you think Mp3 Astra is going to stick around?

I hope not!

[Donney]

Do you think Mp3 Astra will give you his reeking collection?

Nice painting.

[fly_ac]

Would you like to see MP3's picture?

It's not mine.

[CarlMetro]

Does anyone claim the LW then?

If that's true then you're very unlucky

[fly_ac]

Did you just gave the LW to me?

Aaaahh Thanks.

[schmenke]

Would you like us to leave you alone with Donney's bananas?

For the last time, no thanks!

[fly_ac]

Would you like to have the LW?

And that's what I have to say about that.

[Mp3 Astra]

What do you tell your partner after a fun evening?

Fish pie, baked beans and a tree.

[CarlMetro]

So what would be a normal midnight munchies snack for you then?

Smells like poo

[schmenke]

What do you think of Donney's bananas?

I had to travel quite far.

[fly_ac]

What did you have to do to smell Donney's bananas?

It had five legs.

[CarlMetro]

So what was so strange about your last girlfriend?

I swear it's true

[schmenke]

You like the smell of Donney's bananas?!

You'll have to first convince me that it's absolutely safe.

[fly_ac]

So do you want my last girlfriend?

I could not tell even if I knew.

[CarlMetro]

Can I have the phone number of your last girlfriend?

Yes, but is it the best thing to do in that situation

[fly_ac]

Do you want to see all five of her legs?

Yes, and then I'll give you an opportunity as well.

[jso1985]

Are you telling me I'm getting the five legged Donney's banana's phone number?

Awesome! didn't think it was possible

[CarlMetro]

Did you know that Schmenke can lick his own elbow?

No, not this week.

[schmenke]

Do you want to see me lick my elbow?

Ugh! That was disgusting!

[slinkster]

Did you watch any of Big Brother this year??

I prefer it with cream.

[CarlMetro]

Schmenke will you stop licking fly_ac's elbow.

Probably

[fly_ac]

Do you want to help Schmenke lick my elbow?

I think people will loose their respect for you.

[schmenke]

Do you think I should show everyone how to lick their elbows?

No, it's not as unappealing as it seems.

[fly_ac]

Would I be correct in assuming you do not like licking elbows?

I don't want to.

[CarlMetro]

Have you tried licking your elbow lately?

That would be a good thing

[fly_ac]

Will you stop licking my elbow now?

That will not be for me.

[schmenke]

The latest edition of Licking Elbows Monthly has just arrived in the post.

Oh dear, not again!

[CarlMetro]

Looks like Mp3 Astra has disappeared again :s

No, too expensive

[fly_ac]

Shouldn't there be a reward for Mp3 Astra's reappearance?

No, but it was raining.

[CarlMetro]

So you've started the search for Mp3 Astra today then?

Yes it was

[fly_ac]

Was it the eggs that caused you to loose your alliance with the LW?

Ha ha ha, not today.

[CarlMetro]

Do you think you'll ever manage to keep the LW for more than 10 minutes at a time?

Sounds like a plan.

[schmenke]

O.k. so it's agreed then? I'll hang on to the LW and you can have Mp3Astra's collection.

I don't enjoy it as much as I used to.

[fly_ac]

Are you still licking elbows?

I really don't know how to tell you this.

[CarlMetro]

I've heard a rumour, which if true, would rock the wordgames forum to its very foundation, say it aint so.....

Of course you can, you just need to push it harder.

[LeonBrooke]

Do you think I'll be able to get the concrete block off my wallet?

Ooh yes please!

[schmenke]

Do you want me to teach you to lick your elbow?

I'll get around to it one day.

[fly_ac]

When are you going to teach LeonBrooke how to lick elbows?

I guess it could be you, but then again I may be wrong.

[CarlMetro]

Who would you say it king of the LW?

I'm not paying for it.

[schmenke]

Would you like some lessons on elbow-licking?

That seems quite reasonable.

[fly_ac]

Carl wants me to have the LW forever :D , what do you think?

Guess again.

[emporer_k]

My behaviour was perfectly reasonable, was it not ?

It wasn't my fault.

[CarlMetro]

There seems to have been a disappearance of a few members lately, do you know anything about it?

I've tried to before but it never quite works properly

[schmenke]

Have you ever tried to hang on the LW for more than a few minutes?

Well, it was difficult at first but I eventually managed to get the hang of it.

[Captain VXR]

How did you do it?
I just went on at quiet times hehe

[schmenke]

How did you manage to ride the merry-go-round for so long?

Frankly, I'm getting quite tired it.

[CarlMetro]

How's the nappy changing and lack of sleep thing lately?

Yes they're cute and no you can't have one

[Captain VXR]

Are kittens as cute as you make out?
Caturday is coming fast :eek:

[schmenke]

What's the last thing you said before the nice men in white coats came by to get you?

Tonight's the night!

[CarlMetro]

When are you going on national tv to demonstrate elbow licking?

It's still cheaper than what I paid

[Captain VXR]

How much did you pay?
Life in the west country's awesome, me local farmer 'as a tra''or

[NoahsGirl]

Why did you move from the city?

If Mystic Meg can't advise me, no one can

[LeonBrooke]

So you ended up murdering someone to steal the money, but they'd already hidden it and you couldn't find it. What are you going to do?

Well, it started off with just pukekos, then later on seagulls and now I'm not satisfied by anything smaller than an emu or an ostrich.

[CarlMetro]

What do you normally have for a mid-morning snack then?

Nope.

[schmenke]

So am I even close on the latest geo Q?

Absolutely!

[CarlMetro]

Will you teach me how to lick my elbow?

Only if it doesn't hurt, I don't like pain...

[fly_ac]

You want schmenke to teach you elbow licking?

Time to turn to a new page, me think.

[schmenke]

So how are you coping with your addiction to elbow-licking?

The left side.

[Captain VXR]

Isn't left wing politics a bit soft and to green?
My favourite race circuit is Fuji Speedway

[martinbalmer]

From all the streaking you've done at race circuits, which is your favourite?

There are too many.

[CarlMetro]

So what's you excuse for your prolonged absense then?

No, that was last year.

[schmenke]

Did you not qualify for the International Elbow-Licking competition this year?

I may have another go soon.

[LeonBrooke]

Did you succeed in making your spaghetti stay straight on the plate?

I really would like to, but I think it's illegal...

[CarlMetro]

So you going to keep taking the LW away from me then?

It tastes curly

[schmenke]

How did your elbow taste?

I really wish I could do it like a pro!

[CarlMetro]

How's your dog poo collection coming?

That would never work

[Captain VXR]

How is your plan to have some weedoing nowadays?
I just hate it

[CarlMetro]

How do you feel about the LW?

3.......2.......1...............GO!

[NoahsGirl]

How's your impression of James Allen going?

Gone but not forgotten

[Captain VXR]

Why is carlmetro not saying wee anymore?
Ewwwwwwww black pudding

[schmenke]

What does your elbow taste like?

In moderation.

[LeonBrooke]

Do you still lick your elbow? Doing it too much is bad for the health you know.

No, I make sure that it's all full-flavour. None of this "diet" stuff for me thanks!

[CarlMetro]

I heard a rumour that you've started eating toilet paper? Is it good for your diet?

No, not until I've seen payment for the last one.

[LeonBrooke]

Can I have all the condoms-full of cocaine you promised me please?

Oh all right, if you have to, but it better not hurt!

[Captain VXR]

Can I punch you in the face then?
Oh god no, that's not a good idea!!!

[CarlMetro]

I think it's about time you kept the LW.

Tuesday.

[schmenke]

When will you next take a bath?

Sounds interesting. Perhaps I will.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Do you want to only have one bath a year?

I'm holding it now, and it's very small!

[CarlMetro]

Have you seen the LW lately?

All the time

[schmenke]

Do you let your wind blow free?

Up in a tree.

[LeonBrooke]

Where do you lay your eggs?

I don't know, but I think I'll be late...

[CarlMetro]

Are you coming to the party?

£27,000

[Brown, Jon Brow]

How much compensation are you willing to give me Carl for hiding your real surname?

Well, I pity the fool

[schmenke]

What would you say if someone tried to lick your elbow?

The doctor suggests I should try to give it up.

[Captain VXR]

Can't you stop elbow licking?
I want to do that

[schmenke]

Whataya think about shagging a goat?

Green with yellow polka dots.

[CarlMetro]

Can you describe that rash you have on your manhood?

No now, I'm busy

[Captain VXR]

Do you want a winning Euromillions ticket?
Yes please

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Do you want to lick a horses bottom?

It's always floppy :mad:

[Captain VXR]

How's your severly licked elbow?
Tender

[Brown, Jon Brow]

How do you like your women?

It's always been my dream

[Captain VXR]

Do you want to do the neighbour's chinchilla up the arse?
Very much so

[CarlMetro]

Would you mind if I slapped you on the nose?

But that wasn't mine.

[Captain VXR]

Why did you claim you had a Ferrari Enzo?
I've got one

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Does anyone have a face like an arse?

Well I have been eating more

[LeonBrooke]

My, Jon! Haven't seen you in ages. ...you've got fat...

Well, it did come with a free attachment, but I'm not sure how to use it...

[Captain VXR]

Did you like your can of spaz?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/robbs808/4_front_spaz_small.jpg
It was nice

[schmenke]

So did you like it up the arse?

I'll try harder next time.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

The jokes you posted yesterday were awful.

I'm so flexible that I can lick it.

[Captain VXR]

Do you love carlmetro's mans business?
I mean its not bad is it

[schmenke]

Have you checked your grammar lately?

I'd rather go alone.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Would you like to come with me ? ;) :s hock:

I thought that 4inches was average :\

[CarlMetro]

Have you been measuring your palm again?

Not bloody likely

[Donney]

So you don't want to come with him?

I have seen worst.

[schmenke]

Have you seen Carl golf?

I only tried it out of curiousity.

[Captain VXR]

Did you have a "wolf whistle" with my brother?
It was so good

[schmenke]

So how did you like it up the arse?

No, it's far too expensive.

[CarlMetro]

Have you thought about taking golf lessons?

Much better than yesterday

[Captain VXR]

How was schmenke's elbow?
I hate to say it but it was good

[schmenke]

So how did you like it up the arse?

Nah, far too messy.

[Captain VXR]

Would you like your butt plug cos it was accidentally sent to my house? :mark:
Works a treat

[Mp3 Astra]

Did you use my recipe for disaster?
Hop, skip and a jump!

[CarlMetro]

What did you do to avoid standing on a new addition to your dog poo collection?

No, that was someone else.

[schmenke]

Wasn't that you golfing from the ladies' tees?

Yep, that was me.

[Captain VXR]

Did I see you in a pink Nissan Micra CC?
(http://www.motorpasion.com/archivos/images/nissan_micra_cc_pink.jpg)
My cat had a wee wee ;(

[CarlMetro]

So when you took it up the arse, what was the reaction of your pets?

No, not me.

[Captain VXR]

Are you the dude I saw in a Aston V8 Vantage?
Certainly sir.

[schmenke]

Be a good lad and go fetch my Aston V8 Vantage, will you please?

I'd really rather not.

[Captain VXR]

Would you like the keys now?
I mean, whats the problem?

[CarlMetro]

So you enjoyed sucking your cats wee wee up with a straw then?

twice already

[Captain VXR]

Have you done the gay pikey up the arse today?
Chavs

[Mp3 Astra]

(bloody hell VXR!)
Which members of society do you think will lead us to world peace?

Gold coins.

[schmenke]

What did you receive as a trade for your collection?

I hope to do it again soon.

[CarlMetro]

So you've already had your annual bath then?

96

[schmenke]

So you played off the ladies' tees again, eh? What score did you manage?

94

[CarlMetro]

How many balls have you lost so far this week?

Twice already.

[schmenke]

How many times have you poo'd today?

It took a lot of effort but I finally managed.

[CarlMetro]

So you managed to get into those golf trousers you were wearing last year then?

Fly spray.

[schmenke]

What do you like with your cheerios?

About 8 inches.