Interview the Person Above

[schmenke]

What's it like where you live?

A banana and a pool cue.

[anfield5]

What do you usually use to tempt a monkey out of a tree?

I though it was a feather duster!

[steveaki13]

Whats this stick with a duck stuck on the end called?

Mice with red wine.

[anfield5]

What is the best way to cure a hangover?

They need to be fresh

[555-04Q2]

How do you like your dogs done?

Badass man.

[anfield5]

What part of the dog is your favourite?

Only technically speaking!

[555-04Q2]

Can the ass of a dog be classified as a delicacy?

One down, 999,999 to go!

[steveaki13]

How many Dog ass's do you have to sample?

It sounded like a horse with fleas.

[anfield5]

How did you know when your dog badass was ready

1500 calories!

[555-04Q2]

What's the average calorie count in a bit of dogs ass?

Avoid the middle bit!

[steveaki13]

(Ok I'll bite)
Is there anything I should know about a dogs ass?

It'll mean I have to adjust my Beret.

[anfield5]

Do you need to look French?
Appearances can be deceiving

[steveaki13]

Are you French?

I hate them with a passion.

[anfield5]

What do you think of garlic and snails

One forward and seven reverse!

[555-04Q2]

How are the gears setup on your bicycle?

Three wheels, a spanner, a bit of grease and a water bottle.

[anfield5]

What would it take to design a better F1 car than Caterham?

Turning victory into defeat!

[steveaki13]

What is Red Bulls role in Mark Webbers F1 career?

2,382,307

[anfield5]

What was the population of New Zealand in 1961?


I did not know that!

[555-04Q2]

schmenke wants to take you out on a romantic date, no strings attached.

Are we there yet?

[anfield5]

schmenke wants to take you out on a romantic date, no strings attached.

Are we there yet?


Holy back to front Batman!

[555-04Q2]

:laugh: :D :rotflmao:

What did you say to Batman when you found out that schmenke wanted to take you out on a date?

anfield5 did it, I swear he did it!

[steveaki13]

Who made it hard for 555-04Q2 to post a question?

Wales or Whales

[555-04Q2]

Neither, prefer dolphins :D

BMW, Merc, Audi, Lexus or Jag and why?

[anfield5]

Neither, prefer dolphins :D

BMW, Merc, Audi, Lexus or Jag and why?


Are you posting backwards on purpose? :D :D

[anfield5]

Who made it hard for 555-04Q2 to post a question?

Wales or Whales


What is Charles the prince of?

Face like a horse.

[steveaki13]

What does prince Charles have?

A set of huge knockers.

[anfield5]

What is the best thing to put an a huge pair of wooden doors?

blood is thicker than water!

[555-04Q2]

Neither, prefer dolphins :D

BMW, Merc, Audi, Lexus or Jag and why?


Are you posting backwards on purpose? :D :D

Sorry! Wrong thread, thought it was interview the person below!!!!! I'm a dumbass :p:

[555-04Q2]

What is the best thing to put an a huge pair of wooden doors?

blood is thicker than water!

What did the leech say to the crocodile?

Just about.........there!

[anfield5]

Can you remove that leech for me?

boil it until it goes soft

[555-04Q2]

What is the best way to remove a stubborn leech?

A bit of vinegar with that sir?

[anfield5]

How would you like your leaches prepared?

Green!

[555-04Q2]

What colour do the leeches turn when you prepare them with vinegar?

A bit salty for my licking.

[anfield5]

why don't you like the taste of salt?

take two asprin and call me in the morning

[steveaki13]

I have eaten Leeches Doctor. What should I do?

Red and Swollen.

[anfield5]

What do the leeches that you should never eat look like?

teeth like razors

[steveaki13]

How were the leeches able to eat a whole person?

Hives that glow in the dark.

[anfield5]

Where do atomic apocolypse hyper-space leeches live?

Not sexy in any light!

[schmenke]

What do you think of my speedo in the moonlight?

Only if someone else tries it first.

[steveaki13]

Would you try on a bikini instead of your speedo?

I went to you're house but you weren't there.

[anfield5]

Where were you last night? (yes I know it too easy a question and not at all funny, but .....)

The night has a thousand eyes

[schmenke]

Do you think I should try on a bikini tonight?


It's surprisingly comfortable.

[steveaki13]

What did you make of Anfield's bikini?

It shows Tesco is trying to take over the world.

[anfield5]

What significance is there in the TESCO logo appearing on the side of the International Space Station?

Large Hedron Collider

[555-04Q2]

What do you like to call schmenke's speedo?

It's riding up the middle a bit.

[schmenke]

I've recently gained a bit of weight. How do you think my speedo fits?

I prefer to take my time.

[anfield5]

What's the best way to remove a pair of speedos that have ridden up the middle a bit?

Best just to leave it where it is!

[steveaki13]

I cant get your speedo off. What shall I do?

Its deep man so deep.

[anfield5]

Philosophically explain the thoughts of s deep speedo.

Dude! Where's my car?

[555-04Q2]

What was the first thought that crossed your mind when you saw schmenke in his new speedo?

I can't explain it, but it was a horrifying sight!

[steveaki13]

What did you think when you saw Schmenke without his Speedo on?

Like a bunch of grapes that had been in the sun to long.

[555-04Q2]

What did schmenke's nether region look like when he took off his speedo to skinny dip in the pool?

Looks like he needs a bit of help with that.

[schmenke]

What's taking steveaki13 so long to try on my speedo?

Most people seem uncomfortable with it, but I quite enjoy it.

[anfield5]

Is pink and purple and more pink the best colour for you speedo, no wait isn't it a mankikni?

YUK!!!

[steveaki13]

Whats you're reaction to me modelling Schmenke's mankini?

Ok, just pull it.

[555-04Q2]

What did schmenke say to you when his speedo wouldn't come off you easily?

That's gonna be awkward mate.

[schmenke]

Do you think my speedo would fit on the blow up doll?


That would never work!

[555-04Q2]

What if we tried to put your speedo on backwards on your blow up doll, think that would make a difference?

But it says one size fits all!

[anfield5]

You got the wrong sized mankini

[anfield5]

:( oops malfunction with the previous post alert :(

Did you get the wrong sized mankini?

It made it go orange!

[555-04Q2]

What did schmenke's speedo do to your backside?

Quick, turn it the other way round!

[anfield5]

Is it supposed to be smaller at the back?

A piece of string!

[555-04Q2]

What's that hanging out the front of the speedo?

Darn, I thought I was in there for a second!

[anfield5]

How do you repair a hole in your speedos, that will stop your junk bursting forth into the water


Somnambulist!

[555-04Q2]

What is the square root of McDonalds?

You have got to be sh!tt!ng me!

[schmenke]

Did you see my picture on the cover of GQ magazine?

I'll need way more time.

[anfield5]

You ate it 24 hours ago, why haven't you digested your McDonalds yet?

Plastic!

[steveaki13]

Whats you're favourite material?

Rubber.

[anfield5]

What is even better than plastic?

it's alive...ALIVE I TELL YOU!

[555-04Q2]

What's up with schmenke's blow up doll bouncing everywhere this morning?

Door. Head. Fail.

[anfield5]

What happens when a 7 foot tall man staggers to the toilet in the middle of the night and forgets that the toilet door is only six and a half feet high?

It only smells bad after it dies!

[555-04Q2]

Howz the smell from your pets rats enclosure?

Give it too me one more time!

[anfield5]

My rat died, what should I do with it?

Better with chips and HP sauce!

[555-04Q2]

How do you like to eat your ice cream?

And then, there were 1,567,956 of them, everywhere, I mean everywhere, with no belt strap for miles!

[anfield5]

How do you like to eat your ice cream?

And then, there were 1,567,956 of them, everywhere, I mean everywhere, with no belt strap for miles!

:laugh: :laugh:

[anfield5]

What happened when you went to Montreal, when you met the Schmenke clan, and how did you cope?

Dazed and confused.

[steveaki13]

How did you feel after a whole day with Schmenke's family?

I loved it but got a bit too excited.

[anfield5]

How did you get on with the Schmenke family pet moose?

12 rashers of bacon!

[555-04Q2]

When you visited schmenke, what did he put in his speedo before he started to swim?

That's what the instructions said!

[schmenke]

Why did you stuff rats into your speedo?

It's uncomfortable at first, but you quickly get used to it.

[anfield5]

How do you get 15 rats in your speedo.

No room for the extras

[steveaki13]

What will I do with the rest of these rats?

Squeeze just one more in, once I shuffle over.

[anfield5]

How are you going to beat the world speedo rat stuffing record?

I wanted a sex change anyway!

[555-04Q2]

What did you say when a rat bit off an important part while stuffing them into your speedo?

Well that's an improvement for sure!

[schmenke]

I trimmed my pubic hair... whattaya think?

I think it could use a little more.

[anfield5]

How much help do you need to trim?

Well.... DON'T look at me!

[steveaki13]

Who trimmed Schmenkes pubic hair while he was asleep?

It'll taste good with mustard.

[anfield5]

Why did you trim Schemke's pubic hair when he was asleep?

Trim, taught and terrific

[555-04Q2]

What you think of schmenke's butt when he wears his speedo?

It had to be you!

[schmenke]

What did you think of that trim, taught and terrific bloke on the beach?

It's a lot harder than it looks!

[555-04Q2]

What's it like fending off all the hot young ladies who try to ravish you when you wear your speedo to the beach?

Maybe someone made a mistake, a BIG mistake!

[steveaki13]

Are you sure that tight, taught man on the beach was Schmenke?

Use a cricket bat and a pair of white rubber gloves.

[anfield5]

How do you remove a pair of speedos after a day at the beach being ravished by young ladies?

Use an antiseptic cream!

[steveaki13]

And what do you do after removing the speedo's?

It wasn't me it was Anfield5.

[555-04Q2]

Who was the brave person who helped get schmenke's speedo off when it was stuck in his butt crack?

It was for a good cause I swear it!

[schmenke]

Why were you dressed as drag queen all week?

No, you're mistaken, that wasn't me!

[555-04Q2]

Did I see you dressed as a drag queen at the local deli last week?

If the shoe fits!

[anfield5]

Aren't they the wife's heels you have on?

I'd rather read a good book!

[steveaki13]

What about if we get Schmenke in his speedo and 555 in his drag outfit. Would you come along then?


Only if you help me with my speedo.

[anfield5]

Have you got a speedo fixation then?

Because I can! Plain and simple!!

[555-04Q2]

Why do you like to smear suntan lotion all over schmenke whenever he puts on his speedo?

I had this tingling feeling, a really, really great tingling feeling!

[steveaki13]

What was it like to wear Schmenkes Speedo?

It became red and swollen. (Careful)

[anfield5]

What happened after you wore Schmenke's speedo?

War of the worlds!

[steveaki13]

(A change of thread)

What is your favourite album?

It was like Blackadder on Speed.

[anfield5]

Have you read any Jayne Austin?

4 horses and a dolphin!

[555-04Q2]

What did you see the first time you took LSD?

In the eye of the beholder.

[anfield5]

Where has my sharp pointed stick gone?

I was saving that 'till later

[steveaki13]

Did you mind me eating you're cake?

I sold it at auction for £14.28

[anfield5]

Where has my sharp pointed stick gone?

it grows naturally if you leave it long enough!

[555-04Q2]

What happens to your dirty sock when you plant it in the ground?

That was not the reason at all!

[steveaki13]

Is the reason you are not wearing socks, because you have been planting them again?

They smell.

[555-04Q2]

How would you describe your socks?

Try some bleach then.

[steveaki13]

I haven't washed my socks for 37 years. Now a washing machine won't clean them any more. What should I do?

I had 4 with tassles but decided I needed something that caught more fish.

[anfield5]

Can you describe your kids?

Irish!

[steveaki13]

Can you describe your kids?

Like a pig in an oil drum.

[anfield5]

What are your table manners like?

It's a form of therapy really!

[555-04Q2]

Why do you like to eat with your feet instead of your hands?

To the left, to the right, I shook it up, shook it up, alright!

[anfield5]

Why has this beer you have given me erupted when I opened the bottle?

Thump! Thump! Thump!

[steveaki13]

How does your heart beat when you see Schmenke in his speedo?

Kinky Boots

[anfield5]

What do you wear on your feet when driving to work in your baby pink VW Beetle convertible?

It's like a joke but not funny!

[555-04Q2]

What did your mate say to you when he saw you wearing schmenke's speedo while driving Steve's pink VW Beetle?

Push it to the limits, then go a little more, forget about the consequences, we need a little more!

[steveaki13]

Whats the best way to drive a rampaging beast like a Pink VW Beetle?

In the back of it.

[555-04Q2]

Where's the best place to put your girlfriend in your pink VW Beetle?

It's a what!!!

[anfield5]

Its a baby pink VW Beatle isn't it?


A small set of green furry dice

[schmenke]

What do you like to stuff into your speedo?


An empty bottle.

[steveaki13]

Does the VW Beetle have any toilet facilities?

It took skill, but I got it round and under the carpet.

[anfield5]

Where should you deposit said toilet facility receptacle in a baby pink VW Beetle?

Well it's how the pros do it!

[555-04Q2]

Why do you wash Steve's pink Beetle with schmenke's speedo instead of a proper wash cloth?

The neighbour, it was the neighbours fault, not mine!

[steveaki13]

Hey. Triple 5! Did you steel my Pink Beetle?

Just give it time and we'll be one.

[anfield5]

What did the pile of junk say to the pile of crap when they saw a pink VW beetle?

It's always better with stripes!

[555-04Q2]

What's the best type of seat covers to use on a pink VW Beetle?

The wheels on the beetle go round and round, round and round, round......

[anfield5]

Why don't VW put square wheels on their awful Beetles?

No thanks, I'd rather walk!

[555-04Q2]

Would you like a lift to the club in the pink beetle?

If it has to be that way, so be it!

[anfield5]

Isn't better to use the door instead of the window?

It looks better in the dark with the lights off

[555-04Q2]

How does the rear of your beetle look at night?

Eureka!

[schmenke]

What did you say when your constipation was finally cured?

The neighbourhood committee made me remove it.

[anfield5]

Why is you revoltingly ugly stoooopid looking Beetle no longer parked outside you house?

I'll show them... I'LL SHOW EVERYBODY!!!!

[555-04Q2]

What did you say to your wife when they removed your ugly ass Beetle off the street?

It was only a matter of time!

[anfield5]

What made VW produce a thing as ugly and useless and stooopid as a beetle?

Morris Marina!

[555-04Q2]

What do you think is the best car ever made besides your beloved pink vw beetle?

3 lug nuts, 14 bolts, a pane of glass, a towbar, an inlet manifold and a whole lot of 20W-50!

[schmenke]

What does it typically take to start your pink beetle?

It fell apart.

[anfield5]

Wht do you drive your pink beetle instead of your Morris Marina?

A balaclava and make up

[schmenke]

What do you like to wear with your speedo?

I think I'd get in trouble for that.

[anfield5]

Why don't you park your disgusting pink beetle in next doors swimming pool?

If it was white I'd call it Moby Dick!

[555-04Q2]

What you think of schmenke's red speedo?

That cant be good for you!

[anfield5]

what do you think of Schmenke's red speedo?

42

[555-04Q2]

What's your IQ?

There were thousands of them, coming in waves of 100 at least, on and on and on and on. It was so much fun, I wish it would happen again today.

[anfield5]

Describe your last visit to the awful baby pink Beetle factory?

Blancmange

[steveaki13]

What is your random word? as I cant be bothered to think of a question.

Space with sprinkles

[anfield5]

what can you put on top of blancmange to make it slightly less boring?

too lazy to think of a question.

[555-04Q2]

What's your motto in life?

When the going gets tough, the going starts running!

[anfield5]

How tough are you?

in a padded cell with bars on the window and no door.

[555-04Q2]

What's your idea of a romantic setting for a dinner with your lady?

It's gonna hurt mate, but don't worry, we got a bandage just in case you need it.

[schmenke]

Will curing my constipation with that pool cure hurt?


It's quite relaxing once you get over the inital shock.

[anfield5]

What would it be like going on a date with Schmenke?

A thick brown-paper bag would make things easier

[steveaki13]

What would make your date with Schmenke better?

It was really smelly, but It was the love of my life.

[anfield5]

How did you feel about your sock puppet?

if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck

[steveaki13]

What do you think this thing walking like a duck is?

Cher.

[555-04Q2]

What's your drag queen name you use when you dress up?

We thunk it, awright!

[schmenke]

Were you thinking of swiping my blow up doll?

Once was more than enough!

[anfield5]

Have you ever listened to any Cher songs?

It's like a human but smaller, uglier, and hairier

[steveaki13]

How would describe Cher?

Yes it was Knocked off, but I can get more if you need it.

[anfield5]

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's nose?

50 foot high pole with a red light on top

[steveaki13]

(I had a very rude question, but I thought better of it)

With what would you not touch Cher with?

I did, and they were the size of watermelons.

[555-04Q2]

Did you hurt your nuts when you fell on them last night?

Two plastic packets, a towel and a whole lot of panting!

[steveaki13]

Whats your idea of a romantic evening?

Spiders

[555-04Q2]

What do you like to sprinkle over your ice cream?

Well there was a schmenke hiding in the shadows, a steve lurking in the corner, an anfield loafing under the floodlight and a rather embarrassed looking dog cowering under a table!

[anfield5]

Where did your dog go after you had finished with it?

Vampires suck!

[555-04Q2]

Can you say something corny about vampires?

There is no way I'm touching that thing!

[steveaki13]

What did you say after Schmenke removed his speedo?

It took guts alright. I had to get in, dig downwards, turn left at the big red thing and claim my prize.

[555-04Q2]

What was your venture into schmenkes speedo like?

Bloody spots. Spots everywhere!

[steveaki13]

Why, what did you find on your venture into Schmenke's Speedo?

Disney Land

[anfield5]

Where did the moron who designed the VW Beetle call home?

an 11 stringed guitar!

[555-04Q2]

After many rounds with steve and schmenke at the local bar, what did your VW Beetle look like when you walked out the door?

It was the other guys fault, all I did was ask it there was room for me, and he went like all psycho on me man!!!

[anfield5]

What happened when you asked Schmenke for a ride in his pink Beetle?

I'd rather belly-crawl naked over broken bottles with a 40kg pack on my back!

[schmenke]

Would you like to have a ride in my pink Beetle?

Six weeks.

[anfield5]

How long would you need to continually drink vodka for before you would consider being seen in a pink Beetle?

7 miles per hour and 7 miles per gallon

[555-04Q2]

What is the best thing about your pink VW Beetle?

It was there when I bough it officer, I swear it!

[anfield5]

Is this your.....erm.....erm......ahh... pink VW Beetle sir. HAHA HAHA HAHAHA?

It will get better with age, much like a good red wine or a finely crafted cheese.

[555-04Q2]

What did the doctor say to you when you went to him for your erectile dysfunction problems?

There I was, on top of the world, floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee, the gentle breeze blowing over my bald spot, an ice cold beer in the one hand, a 6 foot blond with double D cups in the other, and then schmenke showed up in his bloody red speedo driving his pink VW Beetle!!!

[anfield5]

What made and average date great?

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but I ain't no gentleman!

[steveaki13]

Do you prefer blondes?

Once I had cleaned it up, it was ready to use. However I then had to go to Nepal and find some special plants, to cook it with. Then after all that it turned blue.

(make a question for that :D )

[555-04Q2]

What happened to your Benjamin when you wore schmenke's dodgy red speedo? :p:

Blue, black, red, spotted, it makes no difference to me!

[schmenke]

What colour do you prefer for your speedos?


I couldn't find any! Even Nepal was depleted!

[555-04Q2]

Did you find any large clip on penis's for when you wear your speedo to the beach?

What the feck is that thing!

[schmenke]

What did you say when anfield5 pulled down his speedo?

It'll take at least a dozen!

[steveaki13]

What would you give of yours to get one of mine?

It was 555-04Q2. Its always 555-04Q2 or as I call him triple 5.

[anfield5]

Who really drives around in a baby pink VW Beetle, whilst wearing a speedo complete with a clip on thingy?

Busted!!

[555-04Q2]

What did Steve's missus say to him when she walked in on him with his speedo round his ankles and a poster of his pink VW Beetle in his hand?

It should have been worse, but somehow, anfield5 managed to avoid it totally!

[steveaki13]

How come Anfield 5 didn't get in trouble when his missus walked in on him with his speedo round his ankles and poster of 555-04Q2?

It felt soooooooooooo good.

[anfield5]

Why did you have a kilo of lard down your speedo and a picture of 555 in a pink beetle?

The mad Irish cobbler

[555-04Q2]

What is your pet name you have for your pink VW Beetle?

It took two Welshman, an dodgy Yank, three Australians and one Egyptian to achieve that, and you want me to just throw it away!!!

[steveaki13]

Why don't you get rid of that stolen collection of Pink Beetles?

It found a camera with photo's of him on it.

[555-04Q2]

What incriminating evidence did you find on schmenke while investigating his alleged abuse of blow up dolls?

It was the point of no return.

[steveaki13]

What happened once the police found a picture on Schmenke's camera of him a blow up doll and Anfield 5?

Jupiter.

[anfield5]

What nickname did Schmenke's blow up doll give him (I think it has something to do with a big red spot)?

36-36-36

[555-04Q2]

What are the cup sizes of schmenke's three favourite blow up dolls?

You got yourself in a bit of a bind there Steve!

[steveaki13]

Can you help me? I had Schmenke inside with his blow up dolls, then Anfield 5 turned up in a pink beetle but now the police have arrived. What do I do?

Geoff Boycott.

[555-04Q2]

Who would be your ideal lover?

What the hell just happened!!!

[schmenke]

What did you say when you woke up in a prison cell the morning after Steve's party?

I couldn't possibly tolerate that again!

[steveaki13]

Would you like to come to another of my Party's?

I got it from Gadjo but its not as fun as I thought it would be.

[anfield5]

Where did you find that picture of a brick?

I had one but, I think someone stole it!

[555-04Q2]

Do you have a second hand condom I could borrow?

If that's the case, you can keep it.

[anfield5]

Can I have it back when you are finished with it?

Barbecue it slowly for about a week, then place it between two slices of bread, and smother it in barbecue sauce and mushrooms.

[steveaki13]

How do I cook this sausage?

Nice and Spicy.

[anfield5]

How do you have your sausage?

I prefer mine with peanut butter and tomato sauce.

[555-04Q2]

How do you like to eat your ice cream on a cone?

What happened here, is non of your business, just walk away and pretend this never happened!

[schmenke]

Um, why are you in a speedo with a blow up doll, sitting in a pink beetle eating an ice cream cone with peanut butter and tomato sauce?


That sounds revlotingly tempting!

[anfield5]

Would you like to replace 555's blow up doll, in his speedo sitting in his pink beetle, sharing his peanut butter and tomato sauce cone?

NO!!!

[steveaki13]

Should I ask another question on this subject?

Kismet.

[anfield5]

What would you call it if you were given a pink VW Beetle for Christmas?

A laser pistol in one hand and a beer in the other.

[555-04Q2]

What were you holding just before you shocked the crap out of yourself by accident?

We on the highway to hell!!!!!!!

[steveaki13]

What did you say to your wife after leaving the church/government office?

Spam.

[anfield5]

What is your favourite sandwich filling?

Strawberry

[steveaki13]

What flavour is your speedo?

[anfield5]

What flavour is your speedo?

errrmmm, I think you forgot something Steve :confused:

[steveaki13]

My lack of answer obviously meant it must be a rhetorical question. :p

Answer: I didn't need to supply one. ;)

[anfield5]

Why didn't you give a urine sample when you picked up you pink beetle from Disneyland?

That's a whole other story!

[schmenke]

Why is the blow up doll wearing your speedo?

Yes, it's possible if you're very careful.

[steveaki13]

Can you have fun with your blow up doll and a pin?

It hurts so Bad.

[anfield5]

What did Steve say when he stuck his pin into the front of his speedo?

It hurts so goooood!

[schmenke]

What did you say when Steve stuck a pin into the front of your speedo?

Only on weekends.

[anfield5]

When does Steve come around with his pin?

gold plated guinea pig

[schmenke]

What's that in your speedo?

A pair of coconuts.

[anfield5]

If you could have a pair of any one thing in the world to make your life complete and answer all of your prayers, would would you ask for?

Not even once, even when I was so drunk I would do almost anything with any one,,,,NO!

[steveaki13]

Have you ever wished that you could be alone with Schmenke with or without his speedo?

I like a nice juicy one.

[schmenke]

How do you like your coconuts?

Everyone was pointing and giggling.

[anfield5]

What happened last time you went to the beach?

7, because I had it last year and didn't see any reason to change.

[D-Type]

What's that number on your shopping trolly?

Drinking lemonade from an old shoe

[anfield5]

What was D-Type doing last time he got arrested?

A Nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse

[steveaki13]

What would you say If I told you I had your merchandise ready?

Just let me do it once more please.

[anfield5]

How many more times are we going to have to wait while you play golf with that hedgehog?

Batman can kick Superman's butt every time!

[steveaki13]

What is your weird comic based fantasy?

You could but its got a hole in it.

[anfield5]

Can I borrow your hedgehog?

It, like, sort of just exploded!

[steveaki13]

Where is my hedgehog?

If you like, just be careful and remove dirt after use.

[anfield5]

How do you play golf with a hedghog?

I couldn't find one, so I improvised

[steveaki13]

Why are you using a hedgehog instead of a golf ball?

Yes but you would need a second hedgehog.

[anfield5]

Is a hedgehog really suitable for long drives?

It just kind of looked up at me with a pathetic expression on it's little face.

[steveaki13]

I hear you met 555 on his holiday. What did he say?

It large and round, but burnt by the sun on his holiday.

[anfield5]

Have you met the missus?

Showing some signs of improvement, albeit very minor ones.

[steveaki13]

How is old 555 getting on with the lessons you are giving him?

6.372 times a day.

[anfield5]

How often does the average mouse think about cheese?

Then this fella said "Now we can all get some sleep!"

[schmenke]

What did 555 say while you were playing with your hedgehog all night?


It's starting to smell real bad!

[anfield5]

How do you know when it's time for a new hedgehog?

"THWACKKKK"

[steveaki13]

What sound did hitting 555's hedgehog with a cricket bat make?

Its rather small, but I think 555 could still use it.

[anfield5]

How big is George W. Bush's brain?

Watch and all will soon become clear!

[schmenke]

What are you doing with a pool cue and 555's hedgehog?

I'll keep trying until it works.

[steveaki13]

It doesn't look like you can get 555's hedgehog uncurled do you need a hand?

You could play tennis with it.

[anfield5]

Name one thing that is slightly out of the ordinary that you could do with a tennis racquet?

It only cost $7.56

[D-Type]

How much did Billy's missus charge?

Swinging from the chandeliers