Questions Only

[schmenke]

Wouldn't the other side of the swings be a better option?

[555-04Q2]

you making excuses already?

[djarumdudley]

are there odds yet?

[schmenke]

What's my take?

[djarumdudley]

could we discuss those terms later?

[555-04Q2]

whats wrong with discussing it now?

[schmenke]

Are we selling tickets?

[555-04Q2]

will you split the profits?

[djarumdudley]

will someone take a fall?

[555-04Q2]

you offering to be the fall guy?

[CarlMetro]

whose side are you on?

[555-04Q2]

which side has got the most money?

[schmenke]

Isn't that determined by ticket sales?

[555-04Q2]

you seen the ticket prices?

[schmenke]

No, are they expensive?

[555-04Q2]

you got a spare Dollar?

[djarumdudley]

is that all you need?

[CarlMetro]

surely they're more than that?

[555-04Q2]

why more, have you seen the poor quality of the contenders?

[schmenke]

Are you referring to Carl?

[djarumdudley]

who else could it be?

[CarlMetro]

who was the other one again?

[555-04Q2]

wasn't it a fat guy with no wins to date?

[djarumdudley]

did he at least have a draw?

[555-04Q2]

does he even know how to draw?

[schmenke]

Have you seen my etch-a-sketch creations?

[555-04Q2]

Are you trying to impress us?

[djarumdudley]

is it working?

[555-04Q2]

do I look like a pushover?

[schmenke]

Do YOU want to have a go?

[555-04Q2]

Do YOU have a death wish?

[CarlMetro]

what were we talking about again?

[schmenke]

Are you losing your memory?

[djarumdudley]

is that even relevant?

[555-04Q2]

is any of this even relevant?

[CarlMetro]

what were we talking about again?

[555-04Q2]

why you asking me again?

[schmenke]

Is someone recording minutes?

[555-04Q2]

Thats Carl's job is it not?

[schmenke]

Is he capable?

[555-04Q2]

why don't you ask him?

[schmenke]

Hey Carl, are you capable of recording minutes?

[555-04Q2]

you think he's got the b@lls to answer that one?

[djarumdudley]

did this just get interesting?

[555-04Q2]

is it working?

[djarumdudley]

can't you tell?

[CarlMetro]

tell what?

[555-04Q2]

the time?

[schmenke]

Don't you have a watch?

[555-04Q2]

should I get one?

[djarumdudley]

what else would you tell time with?

[555-04Q2]

you ever seen the big yellow thing in the sky before?

[schmenke]

Is that accurate enough?

[555-04Q2]

how accurate does one have to be?

[schmenke]

Shouldn't you be more concerned?

[djarumdudley]

so what time is it?

[555-04Q2]

isin't it beer time?

[Captain VXR]

Isn't is hammertime?

[schmenke]

Does it have to be?

[555-04Q2]

what time do you want it to be?

[schmenke]

Can you lend me a watch?

[djarumdudley]

do you have a second hand?

[schmenke]

Do we have to be so precise?

[555-04Q2]

We should at least try should we not?

[djarumdudley]

is that the way to answer question?

[Captain VXR]

Could you quantify 'answering' a question?

[CarlMetro]

Hasn't someone else done that before?

[555-04Q2]

Done what before?

[djarumdudley]

done this?

[555-04Q2]

I thought Carl had done it before so why is he asking us?

[djarumdudley]

do you think he's forgotten?

[555-04Q2]

does he ever do anything else?

[CarlMetro]

What are you trying to say?

[djarumdudley]

isn't it plain to see?

[555-04Q2]

you think he's that smart?

[schmenke]

Doesn't Carl seem increasingly forgetful?

[555-04Q2]

Does he even remember his own name?

[CarlMetro]

Who were we talking about again?

[555-04Q2]

Who wants to know?

[CarlMetro]

Don't you know who I am?

[555-04Q2]

Is that a trick question?

[schmenke]

Do we care?

[CarlMetro]

What about?

[djarumdudley]

What about Bob?

[555-04Q2]

Which Bob are you referring to now?

[schmenke]

Weren't we talking about Carl?

[djarumdudley]

Are you sure?

[555-04Q2]

Sure about Carl or Bob?

[CarlMetro]

Who is Bob?

[555-04Q2]

I thought he was your alter ego?

[djarumdudley]

isn't he all ego?

[CarlMetro]

I thought you all liked me?

[Captain VXR]

Why'd ya thunk that?

[555-04Q2]

Maybe he's a nutter?

[djarumdudley]

would that explain it?

[555-04Q2]

you think he gets it now?

[CarlMetro]

gets what?

[555-04Q2]

so you're still confused then?

[schmenke]

Do you think Carl needs help?

[555-04Q2]

You offering him help?

[schmenke]

Don't you think, uh, a medical professional, would be better suited?

[555-04Q2]

:erm: Do you think he could afford one with enough experience to solve his complicated "situation"?

[schmenke]

Is he that far beyond hope?

[djarumdudley]

was hope ever part of it?

[555-04Q2]

Was there ever a time where hope could help him?

[CarlMetro]

Don't you think it would be nice to at least try?

[schmenke]

Is it worth the effort?

[djarumdudley]

is there a quantitative value of that effort?

[555-04Q2]

Does anyone understand what dj just said?

[CarlMetro]

I thought everyone understood it?

[djarumdudley]

did you just lose?

[555-04Q2]

Carl has just lost indeed, now how would you pick the winner?

[CarlMetro]

Isn't it better to be happy in the knowledge that you took part?

[djarumdudley]

did everyone get a participation trophy?

[555-04Q2]

did we keep a list of the worthy participants?

[CarlMetro]

Wasn't that schmenke's job?

[djarumdudley]

did he get the memo?

[555-04Q2]

does he even know about the memo?

[CarlMetro]

didn't you take it to his house?

[djarumdudley]

was postage proovided?

[555-04Q2]

did they put a postage stamp on the package?

[CarlMetro]

Why would you need a stamp when you were supposed to deliver it by hand?

[555-04Q2]

who stipulated that it had to be hand delivered?

[djarumdudley]

was it you?

[Captain VXR]

fancy a bum?

[djarumdudley]

cigarette?

[Captain VXR]

no?

[CarlMetro]

No what?

[djarumdudley]

no show?

[555-04Q2]

no clue?

[schmenke]

Can't we all please stay on topic?

[CarlMetro]

I thought we were?

[djarumdudley]

do you actually know what the topic was?

[555-04Q2]

does he even know what planet we are on?

[schmenke]

Is Carl even in the same universe?

[CarlMetro]

Aren't we all just in cyberspace?

[555-04Q2]

you starting your old "were all just cyberspace geeks" crap again?

[schmenke]

Has Carl been reading too much Carl Segan again?

[555-04Q2]

Damn, where did he find his reading glasses?

[djarumdudley]

weren't they on his head?

[555-04Q2]

I though we hid them under his keyboard?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't that have been too easy?

[555-04Q2]

you saying we messed up?

[schmenke]

Should we try again?

[djarumdudley]

could it be better this time?

[555-04Q2]

how else would we know unless we tried?

[CarlMetro]

Did you all recieve the memo?

[555-04Q2]

which memo is this now?

[djarumdudley]

how many memos are there?

[CarlMetro]

How many did you get?

[djarumdudley]

did you lose track?

[schmenke]

What was it about?

[djarumdudley]

you still don't know?

[555-04Q2]

does anyone actually know anymore?

[CarlMetro]

I thought everyone knew?

[schmenke]

Can't you please remind us?

[555-04Q2]

Is Carl confused.....again!?

[CarlMetro]

what do you mean.....again?

[555-04Q2]

why are you questioning me?

[djarumdudley]

why aren't I?

[555-04Q2]

you also confused now?

[djarumdudley]

is that really possible?

[555-04Q2]

depends, do you use the same logic as Carl?

[schmenke]

Does dudley now require professional help?

[djarumdudley]

can i retain myself?

[555-04Q2]

what you think schmenke, can he retain himself or not?

[schmenke]

Is he talking about his bowels?

[555-04Q2]

You think he's been hitting the hot curries again?

[Captain VXR]

is that what that horrible fart gas smell came from?

[djarumdudley]

what do you mean by horrible?

[555-04Q2]

you taken a whiff of it lately?

[schmenke]

Do you think that's advisable?

[Captain VXR]

Would you like a heart attack?

[schmenke]

Is it that bad?

[Captain VXR]

What if you having one gives the greatest overall pleasure to society?

[555-04Q2]

erm...you saying you enjoy it old Captain?

[Captain VXR]

I would've thought I have better morals than to enjoy someone having a heart attack?

[schmenke]

Isn't that a tad disturbing?

[djarumdudley]

is anything here ever disturbing?

[555-04Q2]

I thought schmenke was disturbing?

[schmenke]

Do others share that opinion?

[Captain VXR]

do others NOT share that opinion?

[djarumdudley]

should we a ll agree then?

[555-04Q2]

Agree to disagree or disagree to agree?

[schmenke]

Must you confusion the issue even more?

[djarumdudley]

isn't the issue to confuse?

[555-04Q2]

that seems a bit confusing does it not?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't it be?

[555-04Q2]

should it be?

[djarumdudley]

why wouldn't it?

[555-04Q2]

maybe because it's too confusing for some?

[schmenke]

Should we not try to simplify things?

[djarumdudley]

is simplification always the best answer?

[555-04Q2]

where did this all go wrong?

[schmenke]

Did it not start with Carl?

[555-04Q2]

Should we string him up for all the trouble he's caused?

[djarumdudley]

is that a civilized solution?

[555-04Q2]

you have a concern with the proposed punishment?

[schmenke]

Can dudley suggest an alternative?

[djarumdudley]

how about translating war & peace into greek by hand?

[555-04Q2]

I thought that sort of tedious work was schmenke's job?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't it get spread around?

[555-04Q2]

why?

[schmenke]

Why do I have to do all the work?

[555-04Q2]

we thought you were the designated worker here?

[schmenke]

I thought we all took shifts?

[555-04Q2]

do I look like a shift worker too you?

[schmenke]

Don't you want to contribute?

[555-04Q2]

you trying to make me feel guilty?

[Captain VXR]

are benefit cheats guilty about their selfishness?

[555-04Q2]

should they care about others feelings in this matter?

[CarlMetro]

isn't that the nice thing to do?

[555-04Q2]

don't nice guys always finish last?

[schmenke]

Is that why I'm always last?

[CarlMetro]

Who told you that you are nice?

[555-04Q2]

Didn't he tell himself?

[schmenke]

Isn't that good enough?

[CarlMetro]

what does everyone else think?

[555-04Q2]

Does it really matter what the rest of us think?

[schmenke]

Can't I at least hear you opinions?

[555-04Q2]

Would my opinion change anything?

[schmenke]

Probably not, but don't you want to at least try?

[CarlMetro]

why waste time?

[555-04Q2]

Maybe schmenke has a lot of free time to burn, unlike the rest of us?

[schmenke]

Should we discuss time-management?

[555-04Q2]

Do you think Carl has the time since he is always so busy doing nothing in particular?

[Captain VXR]

Isn't the news of a new GTA on the way more important?

[555-04Q2]

We don't have time for everything else, what makes you think we have time for GTA?

[schmenke]

Why is the Captain so excited?

[Captain VXR]

Might it be the best game of this console generation?

[555-04Q2]

What about Killzone, does it not get a look in at least?

[schmenke]

Has anyone picked up Forza 4 yet?

[djarumdudley]

when did this become a gamer thread?

[555-04Q2]

You calling us gamers now?

[schmenke]

What's wrong with a little gaming?

[555-04Q2]

Why should we be worried if we "game" a little now and then?

[schmenke]

Who's worried?

[djarumdudley]

aren't you?

[555-04Q2]

Should he be?

[schmenke]

About gaming?

[djarumdudley]

what about gaming?

[555-04Q2]

Anyone here really interested in gaming?

[djarumdudley]

what about you?

[555-04Q2]

Depends if you are refering to Xbox 360, PS3 or Wii gaming?

[schmenke]

Any of the above?

[djarumdudley]

how about some Atari action?

[schmenke]

Don't you think that's too far out of date?

[djarumdudley]

isn't there always time for the classics?

[555-04Q2]

You think some of us are that old do ya?

[schmenke]

Well, you do remember Atari don't you?