Questions Only

[djarumdudley]

Is it less than awesome?

[slorydn1]

Are you a Gastroenterologist ? :p :

[djarumdudley]

is surgery really necessary?

[Alexamateo]

What about alternative medicines?

[djarumdudley]

will my healthcare plan cover that?

[NoahsGirl]

Is there no small print to verify that dj?

[djarumdudley]

do i have time for all that?

[schmenke]

Don't you think it's important to make the time?

[djarumdudley]

isn't time of the essence?

[NoahsGirl]

don't you want to know?

[schmenke]

Know what?

[NoahsGirl]

don't you want to know if DJ's small print covers alternative medicines?

[schmenke]

Like what? Accupuncture?

[NoahsGirl]

Isn't it more green tea and yoga?

[djarumdudley]

is that a proper diet?

[NoahsGirl]

Is there such a thing as a proper diet?

[djarumdudley]

would that be an English diet?

[NoahsGirl]

What is an English diet?

[djarumdudley]

does it consist of muffins?

[Alexamateo]

Remind me, What are we talking about again?

[djarumdudley]

are you lost?

[schmenke]

Should we provide Alex directions?

[NoahsGirl]

Doesn't he have sat nav?

[CarlMetro]

Would he know how to use one?

[schmenke]

Are instructions not provided?

[djarumdudley]

does the GPS dictate them?

[CarlMetro]

How would it do that?

[djarumdudley]

does this require explanation?

[schmenke]

Why don't you try dudley?

[djarumdudley]

try what?

[schmenke]

Haven't you been paying attention?

[djarumdudley]

do i have too?

[schmenke]

Why has no one posted here since June 1st?

[djarumdudley]

was this thread forgotten?

[schmenke]

How can that be, a quality thread like this?

[djarumdudley]

doesn't it make you wonder?

[schmenke]

Are we the only two that appreciate this value of this thread?

[djarumdudley]

do you think i could possibly answer that?

[schmenke]

Won't anyone post an answer?

[djarumdudley]

anyone in the back?

[schmenke]

Do you think they're too shy?

[djarumdudley]

Do they lack the cojones?

[schmenke]

Why is it so difficult?

[djarumdudley]

What's so hard about it?

[schmenke]

Should we propose an instructional workshop?

[djarumdudley]

will there be a tuition?

[schmenke]

No, but perhaps an administrative fee?

[djarumdudley]

Like a finder's free?

[schmenke]

Sure, how much do you think would be reasonable?

[djarumdudley]

would the first born child be too much?

[schmenke]

Rather excessive innit?

[djarumdudley]

do you recall what's at stake?

[schmenke]

Not really, can you remind me? :D

[djarumdudley]

so it's really not that important to you?

[schmenke]

Sure, but don't you fee that the LW is equally as important?

[djarumdudley]

does that question
apply here?

[schmenke]

Well, it's a question isn't it?

[djarumdudley]

how can i be sure?

[schmenke]

Why don't you check the punctuation?

[Captain VXR]

How about no?

[schmenke]

Who asked you?

[djarumdudley]

wasn't it you?

[Alexamateo]

What's the question again?

[schmenke]

Aren't you paying attention?

[Captain VXR]

Why would that achieve anything?

[Alexamateo]

Will you fill me in?

[Captain VXR]

Why would I bother to do so?

[djarumdudley]

couldn't you find a reason?

[schmenke]

Isn't it obvious?

[Captain VXR]

Is it obvious?

[schmenke]

Need you ask?

[djarumdudley]

don't i have the right?

[schmenke]

Aren't you being a tad dramatic Dudley?

[djarumdudley]

Should I be nominated for an Oscar?

[schmenke]

Do you really think you're that talented?

[djarumdudley]

are you in doubt?

[Captain VXR]

are you a dickhead?

[schmenke]

Can you mind your language please Captain?

[Captain VXR]

Can you stop being so f*cking pedantic?

[schmenke]

Why can't you understand that this is a family forum?

[djarumdudley]

have we lost all sense of reason?

[Captain VXR]

have we lost all sense of rudeness?

[schmenke]

Why is a sense of rudeness required?

[djarumdudley]

is there a measurable scale of rudeness?

[Captain VXR]

would you like to shut the hell up? :p

[djarumdudley]

do you need a bottle of who gives a crap?

[schmenke]

Am I the only one who's beginnig to find this thread tiresome?

[djarumdudley]

Is that true?

[Captain VXR]

Could this all be lies?

[djarumdudley]

how would we know?

[Donney]

Asking, I guess?

[schmenke]

Are you asking Donney?

[Captain VXR]

shouldn't you be asking me?

[Donney]

I don't know, should I?

[schmenke]

Why not?

[djarumdudley]

did you get an answer?

[schmenke]

No, did you?

[djarumdudley]

does it look like it?

[schmenke]

You didn't get a PM?

[djarumdudley]

was i supposed to?

[Captain VXR]

u mad?

[djarumdudley]

why should i?

[schmenke]

Is the Shift key no longer in use?

[Captain VXR]

are you being racist?

[djarumdudley]

are you sure that's applicable?

[schmenke]

Is this thread going anywhere?

[Captain VXR]

is 'anywhere' a meaningless concept?

[djarumdudley]

is that concept somewhere?

[Captain VXR]

can you define 'somewhere'?

[djarumdudley]

don't you own a dictionary?

[Captain VXR]

is a dictionary necessary for enlightenment?

[schmenke]

Couldn't hurt, could it?

[djarumdudley]

doesn't that depend?

[schmenke]

On what?

[djarumdudley]

don't you know?

[schmenke]

I do, but why don't you enlighten everyone else?

[djarumdudley]

haven't you realized that i'm overqualified for that?

[Eki]

What's this thread about?

[chequered flag]

What isn't it about?

[djarumdudley]

isn't it about what?

[Eki]

What's what?

[djarumdudley]

Can you repeat that?

[schmenke]

Can we please get back on topic?

[djarumdudley]

Do you remember what it was?

[Captain VXR]

Can I have some lettuce and bbq sauce in that please?

[Eki]

Doesn't using your computer in bath cause a short circuit?

[Captain VXR]

nope my circuit is very long indeed ;)

[djarumdudley]

did you just lose at this thread?

[schmenke]

Can we now request that the Captain be banned from this thread?

[555-04Q2]

Isn't he refered to as "Captain Morgan"?

[schmenke]

Surely you don't find him nearly as stimulating do you?

[djarumdudley]

doesn't this thread provide enough stimulation?

[555-04Q2]

Does it give you enough stimulation?

[djarumdudley]

isn't that obvious?

[555-04Q2]

What would your parents say?

[djarumdudley]

does that matter?

[555-04Q2]

Should it matter?

[djarumdudley]

what is matter?

[555-04Q2]

I thought is was the answer to our problems?

[schmenke]

I thought that was Captain Morgan?

[555-04Q2]

You thirsty?

[djarumdudley]

are you buying?

[555-04Q2]

beer or spirit?

[djarumdudley]

does it matter?

[555-04Q2]

does what matter?

[schmenke]

Are we still talking about Captain Morgan?

[djarumdudley]

did we ever stop?

[555-04Q2]

do we have the will to stop?

[djarumdudley]

is that question appropriate at this time?

[schmenke]

Why wouldn't it be?

[Captain VXR]

Can someone buy me a Mountain Dew?

[djarumdudley]

does it look like i have exact change?

[schmenke]

Apart from the Captain, does anyone actually like Mountain Dew? :s

[Captain VXR]

Haven't you noticed its like the 3rd most popular soft drink in Yankistan?

[djarumdudley]

could you locate that for me on a globe?

[Rollo]

What does a 16th Century theatre have to do with this?

[555-04Q2]

Wasn't it founded by Captain Morgan?

[djarumdudley]

don't you mean hijacked?

[555-04Q2]

you saying the good Captain was a hijacker?

[djarumdudley]

did he have his faculties about him?

[555-04Q2]

was he drinking at the time?

[djarumdudley]

is that even a question?

[Captain VXR]

aren't people aware that Yankistan is south of Canadia and north of Mexico?

[555-04Q2]

is that where the good Captain was born?

[djarumdudley]

when did the Captain become good?

[555-04Q2]

who said he was good?

[Captain VXR]

I did.

[Captain VXR]

Since when have I NOT been good?

[djarumdudley]

could you present evidence of such?

[Captain VXR]

could you present evidence to the contrary?

[djarumdudley]

does it always come to this?

[schmenke]

Are weapons of mass destruction involved?

[djarumdudley]

can you find them?

[Captain VXR]

aren't they up where the sun don't shine?

[555-04Q2]

where does the sun not shine?

[djarumdudley]

could Google maps provide directions?

[schmenke]

Why don't you try?

[555-04Q2]

How do you turn the computer on to check?

[djarumdudley]

have you found the outlet?

[555-04Q2]

what outlet?

[schmenke]

Is it next to the outhouse?

[djarumdudley]

is that a safe location?

[schmenke]

Why wouldn't it be?

[djarumdudley]

haven't you seen the drawings?

[CarlMetro]

What drawings?

[555-04Q2]

The draft or final drawings?

[schmenke]

Why should we bother looking at the draft versions?

[djarumdudley]

so we're prepared to go forward then?

[555-04Q2]

depends on what you mean by prepared?

[schmenke]

Should we double-check?

[djarumdudley]

is there time for that?

[CarlMetro]

I don't know, what do you think?

[555-04Q2]

you saying that you think that he actually thinks about things?

[schmenke]

Is there time for thinking?

[555-04Q2]

what is time?

[schmenke]

Isn't it relative?

[djarumdudley]

like a father?

[555-04Q2]

whose father?

[CarlMetro]

don't you know?

[555-04Q2]

are you the father?

[Captain VXR]

are we on the Jeremy Kyle Show?

[555-04Q2]

who?

[schmenke]

So I'm not the only one who's confused?

[djarumdudley]

is that surprising?

[555-04Q2]

sorry, what was the question?

[CarlMetro]

WaSN'T SOMETHING ABOUT lIFE, tHE uNIVERSE ANDeVERYTHING?

[schmenke]

Does CarlMetro have a keyboard problem?

[555-04Q2]

whats a keyboard?

[djarumdudley]

isnt't it musical?

[555-04Q2]

you asking me for advice? :crazy:

[CarlMetro]

why would I do that?

[555-04Q2]

are you trying to confuse me?

[schmenke]

Wouldn't that be too easy?

[555-04Q2]

what was the question again?

[schmenke]

Something about Carl's keyboard, wasn't it?

[555-04Q2]

Who is Carl?

[schmenke]

Haven't you seen him lurking around here recently?

[555-04Q2]

do you trust him lurking around here?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't we wait and see?

[CarlMetro]

Whaddayamean who's Carl?

[555-04Q2]

who the hell are you now?

[schmenke]

Who let him back in anyways?

[555-04Q2]

you asking me again?

[djarumdudley]

can't someone end this dispute!?

[schmenke]

Isn't that what we've all been trying to do for 87 pages?

[djarumdudley]

has it been that many?

[CarlMetro]

haven't you been counting?

[555-04Q2]

dj can count?

[djarumdudley]

should we check with Casy Kasem?

[555-04Q2]

you telling me you think the Scoob would know?

[schmenke]

Shouldn't we at least try?

[djarumdudley]

have you offered a snack?

[555-04Q2]

have you found the snack box yet?

[CarlMetro]

where did you hide it?

[555-04Q2]

didn't you hide it last time?

[schmenke]

I thought we were having waffles?

[555-04Q2]

Shouldn't waffles be classified as a dessert/breakfast and not a snack?

[djarumdudley]

but if classified as a dessert would waffles then be stripped of breakfast food status?

[555-04Q2]

do you know a good food critic who could assist with this decision?

[schmenke]

May I volunteer to sample? :D

[Captain VXR]

As I have Polish ancestry, can I steal your food critic job?

[555-04Q2]

you want to fight him for the position?

[CarlMetro]

do you think I'd win?

[schmenke]

Is that a challenge?

[djarumdudley]

was it accepted?

[555-04Q2]

you think he's chicken?

[CarlMetro]

you think he has a chance then?

[555-04Q2]

you think you can take him?

[schmenke]

So is it on then?

[555-04Q2]

your place or his?