Questions Only

[Captain VXR]

Is it blunt?

[schmenke]

Is what blunt?

[CarlMetro]

Isn't it the opposite of sharp?

[Donney]

James Blunt?

[schmenke]

Do you like his music?

[Donney]

What do you think?

[DonnieDarco]

Don't you think he's a bit whiney?

[djarumdudley]

who shot who in the whatnow?

[DonnieDarco]

Was it the sheriff?

[Donney]

Or the deputy?

[schmenke]

Can we please stay on topic?

[Donney]

Is it mandatory?

[djarumdudley]

do you mean required?

[Donney]

I don't know, do I?

[schmenke]

Don't you think it would avoid a lot of confusion?

[djarumdudley]

is that really possible?

[DonnieDarco]

I wasn't listening, is what possible?

[Mp3 Astra]

Do I look like I know?

[djarumdudley]

do you know how you look?

[DonnieDarco]

Does anyone know how you look?

[Captain VXR]

Do i?

[schmenke]

Do you what?

[djarumdudley]

what do you do?

[schmenke]

Haven't you figured that out already?

[djarumdudley]

does it appear so?

[Mp3 Astra]

Do you truely believe that I'm ugly?

[NoahsGirl]

Do bears deficate in the woods?

[CarlMetro]

Have you ever seen them do it?

[djarumdudley]

are you being naive?

[schmenke]

Should we investigate this further?

[djarumdudley]

have you found any clues?

[schmenke]

Would like to help me?

[DonnieDarco]

Can't you just get on with it?

[NoahsGirl]

Why can't you get on with it and not have a committee meeting?

[djarumdudley]

won't the committee be upset that they weren't consulted?

[DonnieDarco]

Do we care?

[schmenke]

Who are the committee members?

[djarumdudley]

are they voting members?

[NoahsGirl]

Why are we still discussing this?

[djarumdudley]

will inanity suffice as a reason?

[DonnieDarco]

Is it the best reason you can come up with?

[Mp3 Astra]

Is that all you have to say on this matter?

[schmenke]

Is the subject now closed?

[Mp3 Astra]

Is Barry White?

[djarumdudley]

Is he white like Frank Black?

[Mp3 Astra]

Don't you already know that?

[djarumdudley]

are you questioning my ability to know stuff?

[NoahsGirl]

Why do you think we keep asking?

[schmenke]

Do you think we should stop now?

[djarumdudley]

are you suggesting the end of this thread?

[schmenke]

What do you think?

[Donney]

Should we request a poll from the mods?

[schmenke]

Do you think that's really necessary?

[djarumdudley]

aren't the mods dictators anyway?

[Mp3 Astra]

Do you think you should be spreading that terrible accusation?

[schmenke]

What do you think they would do?

[Mp3 Astra]

Wouldn't they kill us all with words and 1s and 0s?

[schmenke]

Does that really frighten you?

[Mp3 Astra]

Wouldn't you be frightened in that situation?

[djarumdudley]

since when are digits frightening?

[Mp3 Astra]

Are you talking about fingers or numbers?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't either apply?

[Mp3 Astra]

Doesn't that depend on your nationality?

[schmenke]

Why would that be?

[Mp3 Astra]

Don't Canadians fear fingers?

[djarumdudley]

surely your talking about the foam kind, right?

[schmenke]

Could you provide some pics?

[Mp3 Astra]

What do you want pics of?

[djarumdudley]

have you not identified any yet?

[schmenke]

So where are the pics?

[NoahsGirl]

Would a drawing do?

[Mp3 Astra]

Do you have crayons or pencils?

[djarumdudley]

will a no.3 pencil suffice?

[NoahsGirl]

Surely it doesn't matter?

[djarumdudley]

surely you can't be serious?

[NoahsGirl]

Surely you cannot be questioning me?

[Mp3 Astra]

Surely these are statements with question marks on the end?

[NoahsGirl]

What makes you ask that?

[djarumdudley]

what's a question mark?

[schmenke]

Where's DD?

[djarumdudley]

don't you need a +7 charisma elf to answer that?

[NoahsGirl]

Is DD actually Snow White?

[djarumdudley]

aren't we all Snow White in some way?

[schmenke]

What on earth do you mean dudley?

[djarumdudley]

it's really not that obvious?

[schmenke]

Can you please elaborate?

[djarumdudley]

can i defer to someone else?

[schmenke]

Must you?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't that be the most convenient way?

[NoahsGirl]

isn't that a cop out?

[djarumdudley]

so would doing the opposite be a cop in?

[schmenke]

Why don't you google it?

[djarumdudley]

you don't think i haven't?

[schmenke]

Perhaps try harder?

[djarumdudley]

would effort like that be properly rewarded?

[NoahsGirl]

Is dj still procrastinating?

[djarumdudley]

are you implying that i've yet to properly respond?

[schmenke]

Isn't it obvious?

[djarumdudley]

could you spell it out?

[schmenke]

Do I have to?

[djarumdudley]

Aren't you capable?

[CarlMetro]

isn't that stating the obvious?

[djarumdudley]

haven't we been through this already?

[schmenke]

Through what?

[djarumdudley]

you don't know?

[schmenke]

Can you please enlighten me?

[djarumdudley]

you mean to tell me your not in the know?

[schmenke]

Dudley, do you get the feeling that this thread is dead?

[djarumdudley]

should we shed a tear?

[DonnieDarco]

Do we have to?

[djarumdudley]

are you a returning participant?

[DonnieDarco]

is that a problem?

[Mp3 Astra]

Is Barry white?

[schmenke]

What kind of question is that?

[djarumdudley]

was that an appropriate comeback?

[NoahsGirl]

Why would you think that?

[djarumdudley]

do i always have to explain myself?

[schmenke]

Does anyone ever understand Dudley?

[djarumdudley]

do i understand myself?

[schmenke]

Are you going loopy?

[djarumdudley]

as in circular?

[Donney]

Or as in Loopy De Loop?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Loopydeloop.jpg/220px-Loopydeloop.jpg

[dc10]

Is that a wolf?

[djarumdudley]

are there sheep around?

[schmenke]

Why, are you wearing wellies Dudley?

[djarumdudley]

don't you think comfortability has something to do with it?

[schmenke]

How would I know?

[djarumdudley]

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

[schmenke]

You o.k. Dudley?

[djarumdudley]

can i get some movie reference knowledge?

[schmenke]

What for?

[djarumdudley]

haven't we been down this road before?

[NoahsGirl]

Is it the yellow brick road?

[schmenke]

Is that a movie reference?

[NoahsGirl]

What do you think?

[djarumdudley]

was that an answer?

[NoahsGirl]

Why are you asking about something obvious?

[djarumdudley]

did you misinterpret my response?

[NoahsGirl]

It looks like it, eh?

[djarumdudley]

are you Canadian?

[schmenke]

What's wrong with that, eh?

[djarumdudley]

not sure, does it have to anything to do with a boot?

[NoahsGirl]

What is the link between boot and Canadian?

[djarumdudley]

is a posterior connection involved?

[schmenke]

Do I have to bend over? :mark:

[djarumdudley]

is that the preferable position?

[schmenke]

Why don't you give it a try first?

[djarumdudley]

isn't this an arena where expertise applies?

[schmenke]

Aren't you curious?

[djarumdudley]

have i been remiss?

[52Paddy]

Am I reading this thread correctly? :erm:

[djarumdudley]

have you been paying attention?

[52Paddy]

Why wouldn't I have been?

[schmenke]

Cripes Paddy, where have you been?

[52Paddy]

Can you tell me?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't you know?

[schmenke]

Why does Paddy need so much help?

[djarumdudley]

don't you know?

[schmenke]

Because he's Irish?

[djarumdudley]

is that a deficiency?

[52Paddy]

How could nationality be a deficiency? :mark:

[Donney]

And could it be an advantage?

[schmenke]

In what?

[NoahsGirl]

In getting cheap Guinness?

[djarumdudley]

aren't boobs more effective?

[52Paddy]

Are you considering some surgery djarumdudley?

[Donney]

In that case, would you change your name too?

[djarumdudley]

am i going undercover?

[schmenke]

Isn't that a tad extreme just to get cheap Guinness?

[Donney]

What if they offered you Murphy's?

[schmenke]

Murphy's what?

[djarumdudley]

could that actually happen?

[Donney]

Is not a possibility anymore?

[52Paddy]

Could I have some Smithwick's while you're up there buying?

[schmenke]

Are we in the Senior Member's thread?

[djarumdudley]

did we teleport there?

[52Paddy]

Which moderator has been mucking about then? :p :

[Donney]

Who's buying?

[djarumdudley]

what's for sale?

[Donney]

Do you have enough money?

[52Paddy]

Is my pint ready yet?

[schmenke]

Of cheap Guiness?

[djarumdudley]

could you show some ID?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Do you think I look good for my age?

[schmenke]

Why don't you post a pic?

[Donney]

Do you think our eyes are ready for that? :p

[djarumdudley]

can i second that motion?

[52Paddy]

What do I need to do to prove myself 'of age'?

[dwf1]

Why do you want to know??

[schmenke]

I thought that proof of age is required for the Senior Members thread only?

[djarumdudley]

should you ask for a review?

[schmenke]

Well, for starters, would you all please post a pic?
(Um... DD and Miguel exempted... :erm: )

[djarumdudley]

should mugshots be excluded?

[NoahsGirl]

Should they not be excluded forever?

[djarumdudley]

is that a short-term solution?

[schmenke]

Is that not sufficient?

[djarumdudley]

could we do better?

[Donney]

How do you dare to doubt?

[schmenke]

Would a banana make you feel better Donney?

[Donney]

Is it a dancing or a regular one?

[djarumdudley]

or is for one who throws barrels?

[NoahsGirl]

would you like, as Gio calls it, the banana car?

[Donney]

Wasn't it genius?

[djarumdudley]

was Junior Johnson involved?

[schmenke]

Who?

[djarumdudley]

you don't own a motorsports encyclopedia?

[NoahsGirl]

Is Mr Johnson an American sports person?

[schmenke]

Should I know of him?

[djarumdudley]

your not aware of his exploits?

[NoahsGirl]

As I now know who Junior Johnson is, can I be smug?

[djarumdudley]

Does that seem appropriate?

[schmenke]

Do you think that would stop NG?

[djarumdudley]

is NG an unstoppable force?

[schmenke]

Is she a superhero?

[djarumdudley]

does she have a secret identity?

[schmenke]

Hey, NG, can you please reveal your secret identity?

[djarumdudley]

is she the one beind the forum collapse?

[schmenke]

Is she also responsible for the stock market collapse?

[djarumdudley]

does she have that capacity as well?

[schmenke]

Why is she not responding?

[djarumdudley]

has she forgotten the point?

[NoahsGirl]

Do you think I wouldn't answer yes to any of those questions?

[schmenke]

Why can't you be more accommodating?

[djarumdudley]

why take the easy way out?

[NoahsGirl]

Do you think it's easy being a woman?

[schmenke]

Should I ask Miguel?

[djarumdudley]

is he qualified to field that question?

[NoahsGirl]

Are you suggesting that he is not human enough to answer?

[Donney]

Human or man enough?

[djarumdudley]

isn't that redundant?

[schmenke]

Why doesn't he respond?

[djarumdudley]

Is he aware important questions need to be answered?

[Donney]

Is it such an important question?

[schmenke]

Don't you think so?

[djarumdudley]

isn't that a question better answered by someone else?

[djarumdudley]

is this thread on?

[Donney]

What do you reckon?

[schmenke]

How long has it been off?

[Mp3 Astra]

How could this happen?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't someone have oversight?

[schmenke]

Should we enable protocols so that it would never happen again?

[djarumdudley]

will these protocols be used for good?

[Mp3 Astra]

Will they be used at all?

[schmenke]

Shouldn't we at least try to publish something?

[djarumdudley]

would an editor really allow it?

[schmenke]

Do we really need to ask permission?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't we get authorized written consent of Major League Baseball?

[schmenke]

What has MLB got to do with anything?

[djarumdudley]

is the answer love?

[NoahsGirl]

Isn't the answer always love?