Questions Only

[CarlMetro]

What rules?

[LeonBrooke]

If there are no rules, what's this all about then? Is it some big attempt to prove our fitness?

[schmenke]

Are we all not sufficiently fit?

[Captain VXR]

Are you saying im a slob?

[schmenke]

Do you enjoy long walks on a quiet moon-lit beach?

[djarumdudley]

how about dancing with the devil in the pale moon light?

[schmenke]

On a beach?

[LeonBrooke]

What does the devil look like?

[CarlMetro]

Surely you'd have to ask someone who has seen him/her?

[LeonBrooke]

You're right. Carl: what does the devil look like? She is a woman, isn't she? :D

[KK3869]

It thought the devil was a he?

[djarumdudley]

isn't the devil Ned Flanders?

[LeonBrooke]

What about Helena Cain?

[schmenke]

Who?

[djarumdudley]

you don't know?

[LeonBrooke]

Have you seen Battlestar Galactica?

[Captain VXR]

Have you?

[LeonBrooke]

Are you aware that I'm talking about the new series of Battlestar Galactica?

[CarlMetro]

Were you?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't he be more specific?

[CarlMetro]

Shouldn't we all?

[LeonBrooke]

Should we all watch Battlestar Galactica? Would you like to borrow my DVD?

[CarlMetro]

Is it the original series or a newer version?

[LeonBrooke]

Who doesn't like the newer version?

[CarlMetro]

I would think that you might be a bit disappointed with the truth on that one?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't that mean truth has crept into his world?

[jso1985]

wich truth is true?

[LeonBrooke]

I Dudley saying I'm completely deluded?

[CarlMetro]

Completely?

[LeonBrooke]

Is that an exaggeration?

[CarlMetro]

Do you think so?

[LeonBrooke]

Do you think I'm completely deluded?

[djarumdudley]

aren't we beyond the question phase?

[LeonBrooke]

Are you the one who's deluded?

[CarlMetro]

Were you asking him or telling him?

[Captain VXR]

Isn't Leon 100% deluded?

[schmenke]

Isn't that obvious?

[djarumdudley]

could you elaborate?

[LeonBrooke]

Can we start teasing the Captain again please?

[Captain VXR]

But isn't teasing Leon more fun? ;)

[CarlMetro]

How about we do both?

[LeonBrooke]

Is there really enough room to tease two people?

[CarlMetro]

Maybe more? But I would think that two should be enough for now?

[schmenke]

Should we ask for a poll?

[LeonBrooke]

Who would care enough to vote? Should we just go back to the one?

[schmenke]

Do we really care which one?

[LeonBrooke]

Shall we just go for the Captain then?

[CarlMetro]

Why not both again?

[Captain VXR]

Why can't Leon agree with Carl?

[schmenke]

Do you think we should intervene?

[djarumdudley]

are we going to an AA meeting?

[Captain VXR]

Do you call that intervening? :eek:

[schmenke]

What's Dudley going on about?

[CarlMetro]

Who knows?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't i know?

[schmenke]

Know what?

[LeonBrooke]

That I know how to stick needles into bones?

[CarlMetro]

Is that something you enjoy doing then?

[LeonBrooke]

Would you like me to do it to you if you needed it?

[schmenke]

Does it hurt?

[Captain VXR]

How can it not hurt?

[akv89]

Would anasthetics help?

[LeonBrooke]

Would you want me to do it even if I could find a vein?

[Donney]

Are there any other options?

[schmenke]

Can we ask for a second opinion?

[Captain VXR]

Is a second opinion valid?

[LeonBrooke]

Wouldn't you prefer a needle in a vein?

[CarlMetro]

Isn't that like asking someone which eye they want you to poke out?

[schmenke]

Leon, do you have much practice (in the needle-in-the-vein thingy, not eye-poking-out)?

[djarumdudley]

is Leo a physician perhaps?

[LeonBrooke]

Didn't you know I'm a nurse?

I'm having my needle-in-the-vein teaching session next week. Does anyone know when exactly?

[djarumdudley]

Ides of March?

[LeonBrooke]

So, who's going to buy the latest Harry Potter book?

[schmenke]

Do you think Harry dies?

[LeonBrooke]

;) Do you know something I as yet don't?

[CarlMetro]

Is that a rhetorical question? :p :

[Donney]

Is there a rethorical answer?

[schmenke]

How does one answer that?

[CarlMetro]

With another question perhaps?

[djarumdudley]

in a timely manner?

[LeonBrooke]

Would you like me to tell you if Harry dies or not?

[CarlMetro]

Don't you think we already know then? I thought it was obvious that he dies, even before the last book was released?

[LeonBrooke]

So what's your favourite ever book?

[djarumdudley]

do tapes count?

[CarlMetro]

I would that it depends on how clever your tape is?

[Captain VXR]

Is mine clever enough?

[LeonBrooke]

Is that a double entendre?

[CarlMetro]

Why would you think that?

[LeonBrooke]

Isn't everything he says a double entendre?

[schmenke]

Is there such a thing as a triple entendre? :mark:

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't that require an impossible amount of witticism?

[Captain VXR]

Why shouldnt witticism be outlawed?

[schmenke]

Should we lobby our governments to ban witticism?

[djarumdudley]

could this be the first step in the final elimination of bad puns?

[schmenke]

What's wrong with bad puns?

[djarumdudley]

for one, aren't they inferior to good puns

[LeonBrooke]

Who decides what's a good pun and what's a bad one?

[schmenke]

Shouldn't we have a democratic vote?

[CarlMetro]

Is it worth it?

[schmenke]

Shouldn't we at least try?

[DonnieDarco]

Did I come to the wrong thread?

[LeonBrooke]

Which thread were you looking for?

[CarlMetro]

I guess that's what happens when you reach her age?

[djarumdudley]

are the threads now given proper pronoun identification?

[schmenke]

Is that really required?

[CarlMetro]

Are you asking or telling?

[LeonBrooke]

So how old is Ms Darco?

[schmenke]

Do you really think that she would reveal that?

[djarumdudley]

is there an appropriate answer to that question?

[schmenke]

Do you think she'll answer if we're persistent?

[LeonBrooke]

Is it worth a try?

[CarlMetro]

OK but who can be bothered?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't she?

[Captain VXR]

I don't see why not?

[schmenke]

Do you get the feeling that she's avoiding us?

[CarlMetro]

Perhaps she's being sensible?

[schmenke]

Donnie???? :s hock:

[Donney]

Is he the only one who doubts that?

[djarumdudley]

is there need for doubt?

[schmenke]

Perhaps just a little caution?

[CarlMetro]

Will that change anything though?

[LeonBrooke]

Isn't an attitude change, like, a significant start?

[Donney]

Can anyone define significant?

[DonnieDarco]

Did someone call me?

[CarlMetro]

I thought you were ignoring us?

[Captain VXR]

Why should we ignore donnie?

[DonnieDarco]

I thought you were ignoring us?


Why on earth would you think that?

[CarlMetro]

Isn't that what women do when they try to avoid questions?

[DonnieDarco]

What questions? :D

[Captain VXR]

You don't know?

[schmenke]

Donnie, do you want a reminder?

[DonnieDarco]

Do I need one?

[LeonBrooke]

Well, do you?

[schmenke]

What was the question again?

[DonnieDarco]

Was it about international banking regulations?

[LeonBrooke]

Is that something you know a lot about?

[DonnieDarco]

Don't you?

[LeonBrooke]

Did you think I knew about international banking? Do you know what an eight-year-old would turn that into? :s hock:

[CarlMetro]

What has an eight year old got to do with international banking? :confused:

[DonnieDarco]

Who's 8 year old?

[schmenke]

How old are you Donnie?

[DonnieDarco]

What business is that of yours?

[schmenke]

Would you prefer to not share that information?

[DonnieDarco]

Does it matter either way?

[LeonBrooke]

When was the last time you met an eight-year-old?

[CarlMetro]

What does that matter?

[schmenke]

Don't you think that it might be important?

[Captain VXR]

Shouldn't it be?

[djarumdudley]

does importance really matter?

[schmenke]

If importance didn't matter then it wouldn't be important, would it? :crazy:

[CarlMetro]

What?

[schmenke]

Did that not make any sense? :erm:

[Captain VXR]

Can schmenke make sense?

[LeonBrooke]

Can Schmenke make dollars?

[Captain VXR]

If he can, can I have $500 please?

[schmenke]

Is that all Captain?

[Captain VXR]

How much can I have?

[djarumdudley]

is that the only matter of importance?

[DonnieDarco]

Do you have an important topic you wish to raise?

[LotusElise]

What counts as important?

[schmenke]

Is that not a matter of perspective?

[LeonBrooke]

Cannot several people share a perspective on such things as "important"?

[djarumdudley]

since when is perspective important?

[LotusElise]

Isn't perspective something to do with art, anyway?

[LeonBrooke]

Do you "get" visual art? If so, can you explain it to me?

[Donney]

Is not all art, except music, visual?

[CarlMetro]

Ah yes, but what is art?

[djarumdudley]

isn't art determined by one's perspective?

[DonnieDarco]

Are we really back to perspective again?

[schmenke]

Must we?

[Captain VXR]

Can we ignore art?

[CarlMetro]

Perhaps we could take this thread in a new direction?

[schmenke]

Like what?

[NoahsGirl]

Why would you want to ignore art, but take this thread in a new direction?

[LotusElise]

Which direction was it going in before?

[LeonBrooke]

Why don't we choose art as the new direction?

[CarlMetro]

I thought we'd already covered that?

[LeonBrooke]

Shall we discuss rice crackers?

[CarlMetro]

Is that the most interesting thing you can think of?

[schmenke]

What's wrong with rice crackers?

[DonnieDarco]

What's right with them?

[Captain VXR]

Can I have some?

[schmenke]

Would you like some cheese with that?

[DonnieDarco]

Does it have to be cheese?

[LotusElise]

Does anyone have any olives?

[djarumdudley]

do you see any Greeks around?

[LeonBrooke]

Do you have to be Greek to have olives?

[DonnieDarco]

Why do people like Olives??

[LeonBrooke]

Shouldn't you be asking LotusElise?

[CarlMetro]

So you don't know the answer then?

[LeonBrooke]

Is there anything else you'd like to ask me?

[djarumdudley]

do you provide accurate answers?

[DonnieDarco]

Does anyone?

[CarlMetro]

That would depend on the question, wouldn't it?

[djarumdudley]

could you answer such a question in that manner?

[DonnieDarco]

Do you doubt it?

[Donney]

Who me?

[schmenke]

Why does Dudley insist on asking such complex questions?

[djarumdudley]

aren't they more fun than simple ones?

[DonnieDarco]

Even if they make our brains hurt?

[schmenke]

Can't we just ask simple questions, like "Do you like to smell your own farts?"?

[Captain VXR]

Do you like to smell your own farts?

[djarumdudley]

who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

[DonnieDarco]

Isn't that a guy thing?

[schmenke]

Whatta you doing here then?

[NoahsGirl]

Why shouldn't there be girls here?

[CarlMetro]

Who said there shouldn't be?

[djarumdudley]

did they skip the velvet rope?

[djarumdudley]

double post?

[schmenke]

Does this place have a velvet rope?

[DonnieDarco]

Do we need one?

[schmenke]

Wouldn't it be handy to keep out the riff-raff, you know, like perhaps those that smell like cat wee?

[CarlMetro]

Who smells of wee then?

[djarumdudley]

is there a reason to name names?

[schmenke]

Isn't it important to know?

[CarlMetro]

Why?

[schmenke]

Must you question everything?

[DonnieDarco]

Why not?

[CarlMetro]

Who asked you?

:p :

[DonnieDarco]

Who didn't? :p :

[schmenke]

What are you two on about?

[CarlMetro]

What are you asking me for?

[schmenke]

Can't you provide a simple answer?

[DonnieDarco]

Does he have to?

[LeonBrooke]

Why should he?

[CarlMetro]

Don't you think it's about time someone did?

[djarumdudley]

does he have the authority to answer that?

[DonnieDarco]

Who?

[Donney]

Shouldn't you know already?

[CarlMetro]

Know what?

[schmenke]

What are we talking about again?

[djarumdudley]

isn't the topic obvious?

[DonnieDarco]

Isn't there a memo?

[LeonBrooke]

Who distributes memos?

For that matter, who reads memos?

[djarumdudley]

are these memos better than notes?

[DonnieDarco]

What's the difference?

[schmenke]

Isn't a memo more formal than a note?

[CarlMetro]

Does someone have a spare copy?

[schmenke]

Was it distributed via e-mail? Did Ferrari receive it?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't it be smarter to use telegraph next time?

[CarlMetro]

What? Put it in a newspaper? Wouldn't that be a bit expensive?

[schmenke]

Don't most people read newspapers?

[djarumdudley]

or do they just receive delivery?

[DonnieDarco]

Doesn't everyone read the papers online nowadays?

[schmenke]

Wouldn't you prefer to play on-line word games?

[DonnieDarco]

Can anyone here actually do mail merge on word 2007?

[schmenke]

What the heck are you talking about?

[CarlMetro]

Who knows? Who cares? :p :

[djarumdudley]

have you missed the point?

[DonnieDarco]

Which is?