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Captain VXR
1st May 2007, 19:34
Why not just AK47s and hounds?
djarumdudley
2nd May 2007, 05:24
wouldn't the hounds get scared by the aks?
LeonBrooke
2nd May 2007, 07:48
Are dogs scared by assault rifles in your experience?
schmenke
2nd May 2007, 15:21
Why use AKs at all?
Why not just use the hounds?
Captain VXR
2nd May 2007, 16:24
Why do many terrorists use AK47s?
schmenke
2nd May 2007, 17:01
Perhaps because spit-balls just don't have the same effect? :mark:
djarumdudley
2nd May 2007, 18:11
why aren't there spitball fight championships?
schmenke
2nd May 2007, 19:07
How do you know there aren't?
LeonBrooke
3rd May 2007, 01:10
Would you enter?
djarumdudley
3rd May 2007, 05:09
where are the sign-up sheets?
LeonBrooke
3rd May 2007, 08:26
Is Schmenke organising this tournament?
CarlMetro
3rd May 2007, 08:47
Wouldn't you prefer it if he was the practise target?
LeonBrooke
3rd May 2007, 09:10
Well since he's organising it and taking our sign-up fees, isn't it his duty to serve as the practice target?
CarlMetro
3rd May 2007, 10:02
Fees? What fees?
schmenke
3rd May 2007, 15:35
Would you all kindly pay in full please?
Captain VXR
3rd May 2007, 16:20
Can I have a AK47 to shoot schmenke?
schmenke
3rd May 2007, 16:39
Why all the hostility? :bigcry:
CarlMetro
3rd May 2007, 22:35
Has it gone a little too far then?
djarumdudley
4th May 2007, 04:54
when will then be now?
LeonBrooke
4th May 2007, 05:30
Was that a non-sequitur?
schmenke
4th May 2007, 15:12
Does dudley ever make sense?
CarlMetro
4th May 2007, 16:56
Do any of us?
schmenke
4th May 2007, 18:29
What does that say about us?
djarumdudley
5th May 2007, 08:15
is there a reasonable purpose for pointing out the obvious?
LeonBrooke
6th May 2007, 07:25
Are you referring to yourself, or talking generally?
djarumdudley
7th May 2007, 05:48
wouldn't a general reference include me?
LeonBrooke
7th May 2007, 05:52
So you are referring to us all?
CarlMetro
7th May 2007, 13:50
Does anyone know what the question was?
schmenke
7th May 2007, 16:51
Wasn't is something about Dudley being nutters?
NoahsGirl
7th May 2007, 18:00
Are you sure?
CarlMetro
8th May 2007, 02:13
Was it ever in question?
djarumdudley
9th May 2007, 05:08
should i beg to differ?
LeonBrooke
9th May 2007, 05:40
Will you be shown to be wrong?
schmenke
9th May 2007, 16:53
Should we ask for a poll?
djarumdudley
9th May 2007, 18:39
would i get to veto the results?
LeonBrooke
9th May 2007, 21:43
would that be fair? Would that be democratic, I ask you??
CarlMetro
10th May 2007, 00:34
Why are you asking me?
LeonBrooke
10th May 2007, 00:50
Are you any less qualified to answer than anyone else?
djarumdudley
10th May 2007, 05:05
doesn't my reputaion precede itself?
LeonBrooke
10th May 2007, 05:18
Is that the good reputation or the bad reputation you're referring to there?
Captain VXR
10th May 2007, 16:26
Doesn't my reputation as a dictator work well?
schmenke
10th May 2007, 16:50
What reputation?
LeonBrooke
10th May 2007, 21:29
Did you miss the memo?
schmenke
10th May 2007, 22:02
Was I sleeping?
djarumdudley
11th May 2007, 04:47
Where you at the wheel?
schmenke
11th May 2007, 15:29
What happened?
LeonBrooke
11th May 2007, 16:45
Did I have too much to drink? Or was it not enough?
CarlMetro
11th May 2007, 16:54
Where can I find all the answers?
djarumdudley
13th May 2007, 04:44
You mean you don't have them?
LeonBrooke
13th May 2007, 07:40
Which are you missing, Carl?
CarlMetro
13th May 2007, 21:29
How many are there?
LeonBrooke
13th May 2007, 21:36
Does anyone out there know everything? By asking that question am I showing that I don't?
djarumdudley
14th May 2007, 00:44
Why would we expect you to know anything?
LeonBrooke
14th May 2007, 08:41
Am I not perfect?
djarumdudley
14th May 2007, 09:10
did i imply that?
LeonBrooke
14th May 2007, 09:14
So you are saying I'm perfect?
CarlMetro
14th May 2007, 09:45
Wouldn't you be a little upset if he told you the truth?
schmenke
14th May 2007, 16:12
Does Dudley every tell the truth?
CarlMetro
14th May 2007, 16:33
Who's Dudley?
Captain VXR
14th May 2007, 16:49
Why do you insult me, the king of the last word?
CarlMetro
14th May 2007, 16:55
Aren' t you more like the king of wishful thinking?
schmenke
14th May 2007, 17:22
Who's Dudley?
Don't you think that "Dudley" is far easier to type than "djarumdudley"?
djarumdudley
14th May 2007, 18:36
why would i think that?
CarlMetro
14th May 2007, 21:37
Well I bet he's been called worse than that in his time?
LeonBrooke
15th May 2007, 05:22
What are you suggesting?
schmenke
15th May 2007, 15:36
Why is Carl insluting Dudley?
djarumdudley
15th May 2007, 17:13
he wasn't complementing me?
NoahsGirl
15th May 2007, 20:08
Why would you think that of Carl?
djarumdudley
16th May 2007, 02:18
Is Carl incapable of that?
LeonBrooke
16th May 2007, 09:16
Wasn't Carl actually insulting me?
schmenke
16th May 2007, 15:21
Doesn't everybody?
Captain VXR
16th May 2007, 16:22
Are you disrespecting the house of VXR?
schmenke
16th May 2007, 18:13
Do we really care?
CarlMetro
16th May 2007, 23:23
Should we do it even more, perhaps?
djarumdudley
17th May 2007, 04:46
wouldn't that be a waste of time?
schmenke
17th May 2007, 16:02
Am I the only one who thinks it might be fun?
Captain VXR
17th May 2007, 16:22
Do you realise I am disrespecting schmenke's elbow licking?
djarumdudley
17th May 2007, 17:29
was that part of public knowledge?
schmenke
17th May 2007, 19:44
Do you not think that elbow-licking is respectable?
CarlMetro
17th May 2007, 19:55
or just plain weird?
schmenke
17th May 2007, 23:10
What's wrong with that?
djarumdudley
18th May 2007, 05:10
would it provide intense excitement?
Captain VXR
18th May 2007, 16:26
Why am I licking the pet cat's paw?
djarumdudley
18th May 2007, 17:33
is it tasty?
Captain VXR
18th May 2007, 19:58
Why does it taste of cat food?
djarumdudley
19th May 2007, 07:34
are you implying a fondness for cat food?
Captain VXR
19th May 2007, 21:29
Never, why do I eat Pedigree?
LeonBrooke
20th May 2007, 08:19
Because you're strange?
Captain VXR
20th May 2007, 10:50
Are you calling me a retard just cause I ate some Gerty Guinea Pig?
djarumdudley
20th May 2007, 21:52
are you insulting yourself now?
CarlMetro
20th May 2007, 22:08
Perhaps that can be the next craze, you know like the Rubics cube?
djarumdudley
21st May 2007, 06:13
as something solveable?
Captain VXR
21st May 2007, 16:20
Is my dna solveable?
schmenke
22nd May 2007, 15:50
Do we dare try?
Captain VXR
22nd May 2007, 16:09
Dare we kill porky?
schmenke
22nd May 2007, 20:42
Why all the violence?
djarumdudley
22nd May 2007, 23:58
where's the tiger?
CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 08:15
Didn't it get eaten? Or did it eat someone else?
djarumdudley
23rd May 2007, 08:29
did it suffer from acid reflux?
CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 10:01
Is that possible for tigers then?
schmenke
23rd May 2007, 16:45
Should we consult a vet?
CarlMetro
23rd May 2007, 16:50
Isn't it a bit late for that?
Captain VXR
23rd May 2007, 17:07
Why do I have to say the tiger now wants to eat CarlMetro?
djarumdudley
23rd May 2007, 18:24
You mean your tiger's a mute?
schmenke
23rd May 2007, 18:56
Are you trying to say something Dudley?
djarumdudley
24th May 2007, 04:51
wouldn't that be awfully self-serving?
CarlMetro
24th May 2007, 08:48
What's wrong with that?
Captain VXR
24th May 2007, 16:14
What's RIGHT with free speech?
djarumdudley
24th May 2007, 17:51
is there something wrong with it?
schmenke
24th May 2007, 18:11
Wrong with what?
djarumdudley
25th May 2007, 05:01
when did what go wrong?
CarlMetro
25th May 2007, 08:13
What's what?
schmenke
25th May 2007, 14:55
What were we talking about?
Captain VXR
25th May 2007, 16:35
Huh?
LeonBrooke
25th May 2007, 17:14
Were we discussing the merits of jumping off bridges with bits of rope tied around your ankle?
What sort of knot would that need?
schmenke
25th May 2007, 18:38
:s hock: Do we have a new-comer?
djarumdudley
26th May 2007, 05:48
did you really need that hyphen?
Captain VXR
26th May 2007, 08:52
I don't like the idea of the rope but the jumping bit's fine http://www.driftworks.com/forum/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif
CarlMetro
26th May 2007, 12:10
Doest that mean you're going to go jump off a bridge then? :bounce:
Captain VXR
26th May 2007, 21:23
If you'll accompany me :up:
CarlMetro
27th May 2007, 02:57
But wouldn't that make me as stupid as you?
LeonBrooke
27th May 2007, 07:55
Is that in any way posible?
Captain VXR
27th May 2007, 10:31
Am I more stupid than Carl, seeing as he thinks he has ever had the last word?
schmenke
28th May 2007, 16:12
What happened to our new(-)comer?
NoahsGirl
28th May 2007, 18:42
Are you really a nice, caring person to wonder?
schmenke
28th May 2007, 21:04
What do you think?
djarumdudley
28th May 2007, 22:41
haven't we been over this already?
CarlMetro
29th May 2007, 08:20
When?
Captain VXR
29th May 2007, 20:13
What?
schmenke
29th May 2007, 21:01
Who?
CarlMetro
29th May 2007, 21:53
How long do you think you can keep this up?
djarumdudley
30th May 2007, 09:32
have the cows come home yet?
Captain VXR
30th May 2007, 09:52
Can I have my milk then?
CarlMetro
30th May 2007, 16:03
How about a slap instead?
djarumdudley
30th May 2007, 18:26
on which set of cheeks wiil that slap be planted?
schmenke
30th May 2007, 19:03
Will you do the planting then Dudley?
djarumdudley
31st May 2007, 05:12
would fertilizer be needed?
Captain VXR
31st May 2007, 14:12
Is the cheek with "CarlMetro is gay" on it ok?
schmenke
31st May 2007, 14:50
You're not making many friends, are you Captain?
djarumdudley
31st May 2007, 18:16
does a captain have a need for friends?
CarlMetro
31st May 2007, 23:23
Does he have any?
djarumdudley
1st June 2007, 05:40
was there a mutiny?
LeonBrooke
1st June 2007, 08:09
Which ship are we talking about?
CarlMetro
1st June 2007, 09:05
Ship? What ship?
LeonBrooke
1st June 2007, 09:10
Was it not a ship? Was it a yacht?
CarlMetro
1st June 2007, 09:23
Who was talking about ships? I though we were talking about VXr's lack of friends?
Captain VXR
1st June 2007, 10:31
Why was there mutiny on the SS Great VXR?
LeonBrooke
1st June 2007, 10:43
Are you sure you don't know the answer to that?
schmenke
1st June 2007, 15:39
Do we really want to know?
CarlMetro
1st June 2007, 23:10
Do we care?
djarumdudley
2nd June 2007, 09:06
doesn't the world want to know?
CarlMetro
4th June 2007, 11:06
Can't you smell the apathy?
Donney
4th June 2007, 12:07
So that's apathy and not sewage?
Captain VXR
4th June 2007, 16:46
Does donney smell of wee?
schmenke
4th June 2007, 16:52
Isn't it Donnie?
NoahsGirl
4th June 2007, 19:44
Hasn't she had a wash yet?
Captain VXR
4th June 2007, 20:42
What should I do - the cats weed on Donnie again?
schmenke
4th June 2007, 21:00
Do you really think she'll mind?
LeonBrooke
4th June 2007, 22:35
Where did this piece of forum folklore come from?
djarumdudley
5th June 2007, 05:06
hasn't it been passed down through the ages?
schmenke
5th June 2007, 15:10
Is it folklore? I thought it was fact?
Captain VXR
5th June 2007, 16:49
What folklore? oh dear the cat weed again
CarlMetro
5th June 2007, 16:54
What cat? Are we talking about tigers again?
schmenke
5th June 2007, 19:36
That tiger still around?
LeonBrooke
5th June 2007, 22:14
Does it still like us?
CarlMetro
5th June 2007, 23:16
I thought someone had eaten it?
LeonBrooke
5th June 2007, 23:40
Eaten a tiger!? Should we be afraid of this person?
djarumdudley
6th June 2007, 04:40
was it greeeaattt?
Captain VXR
6th June 2007, 16:47
The tiger is alive and well allbeit moved to Longleat so more people to eat and anyone know who said they ate it?
schmenke
6th June 2007, 20:34
What kind of question is that?
CarlMetro
7th June 2007, 09:12
Is that a question at all?
schmenke
7th June 2007, 15:25
Is the Captain now disqualified?
LeonBrooke
7th June 2007, 23:55
What happens to disqualified people? Are they eaten by this tiger?
djarumdudley
8th June 2007, 09:44
does the tiger judge disqualifications?
LeonBrooke
8th June 2007, 10:12
Would that be fair, given that the tiger gets to eat those who are disqualified?
Captain VXR
8th June 2007, 16:45
How isn't it fair?
djarumdudley
8th June 2007, 19:09
so the tiger is the judge and the executioner?
CarlMetro
10th June 2007, 03:11
Is the tiger a mod then?
LeonBrooke
10th June 2007, 07:00
Do the mods have the power to deal out capital punishment??
Captain VXR
10th June 2007, 14:17
Can Leon give a reason why not?
LeonBrooke
11th June 2007, 00:04
Should fallible people be given that power?
djarumdudley
11th June 2007, 07:00
would they cease to be fallible with that power?
CarlMetro
11th June 2007, 08:34
You think mods are fallible? :s hock:
Captain VXR
11th June 2007, 16:18
Is metrovich fallible?
schmenke
11th June 2007, 19:10
Is metro a mod?
djarumdudley
11th June 2007, 20:51
is metro that stylish?
CarlMetro
11th June 2007, 21:56
Is that questionable?
LeonBrooke
11th June 2007, 23:32
Are you saying you're perfect?
CarlMetro
12th June 2007, 00:50
Did I say that?
LeonBrooke
12th June 2007, 01:41
Well, are you perfect?
djarumdudley
12th June 2007, 04:35
is that question even necessary?
Captain VXR
12th June 2007, 17:03
Are you questioning my perfectness?
schmenke
12th June 2007, 19:34
Is that not a silly question?
CarlMetro
13th June 2007, 01:42
Aren't they all silly questions?
LeonBrooke
13th June 2007, 02:59
Shall we have a debate about the meaning of free will and freedom?
djarumdudley
13th June 2007, 05:49
why should we waste time with a debate when we have freedom?
Captain VXR
14th June 2007, 16:29
Why shouldn't we?
CarlMetro
14th June 2007, 16:47
Haven't you got anything better to do?
schmenke
14th June 2007, 18:33
Isn't it feeding time for the tiger?
LeonBrooke
14th June 2007, 22:56
Shall we have a philosophical debate with the tiger?
CarlMetro
14th June 2007, 23:45
How about we just eat it instead?
LeonBrooke
14th June 2007, 23:48
What does tiger meat taste like?
And how do you propose we kill it?
djarumdudley
15th June 2007, 09:49
would'nt a catapault and a brock wall suffice?
schmenke
15th June 2007, 16:09
What's a brock wall?
Is it a barrier found in China?
CarlMetro
15th June 2007, 16:16
What are you going to put in the catapult?
Captain VXR
15th June 2007, 16:22
Isn't a angle grinder better?
Can I shout "Tigerburgers, Get Your Tigerburgers Here"?
schmenke
15th June 2007, 17:10
Do you want fries with that?
CarlMetro
15th June 2007, 18:02
Can I go supersize?
DonnieDarco
15th June 2007, 18:18
Can you do your trousers up?
schmenke
15th June 2007, 20:26
Can you please hurry? :s
Brown, Jon Brow
15th June 2007, 20:54
Whats the purpose of this thread?
CarlMetro
15th June 2007, 23:56
Does it have to have a purpose?
djarumdudley
16th June 2007, 02:14
does it need a purpose?
Captain VXR
16th June 2007, 09:32
Does Carlmetro have a porpoise?
LeonBrooke
17th June 2007, 08:46
Aren't they protected?
Captain VXR
17th June 2007, 11:19
Are Carlmetros protected?
djarumdudley
18th June 2007, 06:03
would that be included in liabilty insurance?
CarlMetro
18th June 2007, 08:37
Are you calling me a liability? ;(
Captain VXR
18th June 2007, 16:44
Can you explain why you aren't a liability?
LeonBrooke
18th June 2007, 23:29
Is it not a legal principle that the burden of proof is on the accuser?
djarumdudley
19th June 2007, 03:02
is this suddenly some sort of democracy?
LeonBrooke
19th June 2007, 03:31
Are you saying legal principles shouldn't apply?
Captain VXR
19th June 2007, 16:36
Is there a law in forums? :eek:
CarlMetro
19th June 2007, 18:01
Have you not heard of Mark before?
LeonBrooke
20th June 2007, 00:15
Does Mark have the power to sentence people to death?
CarlMetro
20th June 2007, 00:37
Are you questioning Marks powers?
LeonBrooke
20th June 2007, 00:48
Do you think it's right that Mark can execute us on a whim?
CarlMetro
20th June 2007, 01:14
Have you never wondered what happens to some of the members who suddenly 'disappear'? ;)
LeonBrooke
20th June 2007, 01:16
:s hock: Does he use the electric chair?
Captain VXR
20th June 2007, 17:16
Isn't his shotgun better?
schmenke
20th June 2007, 17:41
Is Mark not god?
djarumdudley
20th June 2007, 21:19
if he were god, would that mean all his decisions were on the Mark?
LeonBrooke
20th June 2007, 23:44
Was that intended to be a bad pun?
Brown, Jon Brow
21st June 2007, 11:44
When you drink something, can you thrust your stomach in and out and make it sound like a half filled water bottle being shaken? Or do I just have a serous internal medical condition? :erm:
schmenke
21st June 2007, 15:38
Have you visited a shrink lately B,JB? :uhoh:
Captain VXR
21st June 2007, 16:27
I wonder :uhoh:
djarumdudley
21st June 2007, 16:31
wondering what?
LeonBrooke
22nd June 2007, 04:40
What would happen if you inserted an awl between you eyeball and your orbital bone and wiggled it about?
CarlMetro
25th June 2007, 15:38
How about you try it and tell us the outcome?
djarumdudley
26th June 2007, 02:41
why not put it on youtube?
LeonBrooke
26th June 2007, 08:07
Did anyone know that Isaac Newton tried it?
CarlMetro
26th June 2007, 10:58
So what was the result then?
LeonBrooke
26th June 2007, 21:45
No lasting damage. Is that not the last thing you would have predicted?
djarumdudley
26th June 2007, 22:27
how did he get it back in?
CarlMetro
26th June 2007, 22:34
Was there any photos?
Captain VXR
27th June 2007, 16:34
How do you upload photos?
djarumdudley
28th June 2007, 01:27
wouldn't it be convenient if a reply could be in the form of an answer?
LeonBrooke
28th June 2007, 01:38
Who made the rules of this game?
djarumdudley
28th June 2007, 04:35
are they still around?
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