Questions Only

[schmenke]

Is Leon mindless?

[Captain VXR]

Is Leon a robot?

[LotusElise]

Would Leon know if he was a robot?

[djarumdudley]

is the tiger a robot?

[CarlMetro]

What?

[djarumdudley]

how could you not know?

[LeonBrooke]

Would Leon know if he was a robot?

Do you know something I don't? :eek:

[fly_ac]

Is the tiger still being discussed?

[Captain VXR]

Why does the tiger want to eat me?

[schmenke]

Isn't that obvious?

[djarumdudley]

is it really?

[Captain VXR]

Does he want to wipe out humanity?

[schmenke]

Should we contact the authorities?

[CarlMetro]

Will that do any good?

[DonnieDarco]

Will it make things worse?

[djarumdudley]

how could things get any worse?

[LeonBrooke]

Are we talking about me, or this tiger I keep hearing about?

[schmenke]

Can someone please enlighten Leon?

[Captain VXR]

Can someone please enlighten the tiger on how to cook forty humans by Hugh Jass?

[schmenke]

Can we please get back on topic here?

[CarlMetro]

Which was?

[djarumdudley]

Can someone please enlighten the tiger on how to cook forty humans by Hugh Jass?

wouldn't it be more impressive if the tiger cooked for forty humans?

[LeonBrooke]

What do tigers like to cook?

[Captain VXR]

Pork chops, lamb chops and Leon chops :) ; anyone know why?

[djarumdudley]

are we talking about bad puns?

[jso1985]

I'm correct thinking that Leon is an authority?

[LotusElise]

I thought Leon was a nurse?

[CarlMetro]

Does he have a uniform then?

[LeonBrooke]

Do you want to see a photo of me in my uniform?

[djarumdudley]

black and white or color?

[CarlMetro]

Do you want to see a photo of me in my uniform?

Do we have to? :eek:

[schmenke]

Can we please change the subject?

[CarlMetro]

What to?

[LotusElise]

Anyone know of any better subjects?

[CarlMetro]

How about the works of Charles Dickens?

[LeonBrooke]

How about the works of the Brontë sisters? Anyone read Jane Eyre?

[djarumdudley]

was it action packed?

[Captain VXR]

Was the tiger action packed?

[schmenke]

What'd you have for breakfast this morning?

[djarumdudley]

should bacon be involved?

[LeonBrooke]

has everyone been eating a healthy breakfast?

[Captain VXR]

Has everyone been eating an unhealthy breakfast?

[CarlMetro]

Surely that depends on an individuals metobolism?

[DonnieDarco]

And if they even eat breakfast at all?

[djarumdudley]

what if their breakfast is dinner?

[fly_ac]

What if their dinner is lunch?

[schmenke]

What if they skip lunch?

[Captain VXR]

What if they skip to work?

[CarlMetro]

What if they are a skip?

[djarumdudley]

would they find stones useful?

[LotusElise]

What about sticks?

[LeonBrooke]

Do you mean tree-branches? Are they healthy to eat? Don't they break your bones?

[djarumdudley]

are you not getting enough calcium?

[LeonBrooke]

Am I meant to be a good health role model?

[djarumdudley]

are there schematics for this good health model?

[CarlMetro]

You mean there is a plan?

[djarumdudley]

did you think it was random?

[Captain VXR]

Did I think what was random?

[schmenke]

Are you not paying attention?

[CarlMetro]

Does it look like it?

[LeonBrooke]

What does not paying attention look like?

[djarumdudley]

would that involve a monetary transaction?

[Donney]

And would it be expensive?

[djarumdudley]

is there a generic alternative?

[Captain VXR]

Is there a gm alternative?

[LotusElise]

Where can I buy one?

[CarlMetro]

One what?

[djarumdudley]

is it rare?

[Donney]

Does it have to be rare. Wouldn't a normal one do?

[LeonBrooke]

What's it made out of?

[Captain VXR]

What's leon made out of?

[djarumdudley]

is he majority water and preservatives?

[CarlMetro]

I don't know, do you have a recipe?

[LotusElise]

Was that someone offering to cook dinner?

[akv89]

Dinner? Where?

[djarumdudley]

is it going to be soon?

[LeonBrooke]

Was this person going to cook me?

[djarumdudley]

would you be thoroughly basted?

[schmenke]

What herbs and spices will be used?

[Captain VXR]

What pudding will there be?

[djarumdudley]

will there be cheesecake?

[CarlMetro]

Aren't you fat enough already? :p :

[Captain VXR]

Does he need fattening up for the hanakente canibal tribe?

[LotusElise]

How do you know so much about cannibals?

[Captain VXR]

Why do I keep my knowledge secret? mmmmmmm LotusElise burgers :facelick:

[schmenke]

Can you please share your recipe?

[Captain VXR]

Does this sound nice?
One LotusElise
1kg of salt
half a Schmenke
one Oily's cat
one chicken drumstick
some mincemeat of any animal you fancy
quorn streaky bacon
streaky bacon
sauerkrout
a banana
a dog
a bicycle
a cucumber

[schmenke]

What do you do with the other schmenke half?

[CarlMetro]

Can we freeze it for next week?

[LeonBrooke]

Why wasn't I included in the recipe? Should I be offended?

[Donney]

Is that one of my bananas?

[CarlMetro]

Does it have your markings on it?

[Captain VXR]

Should I have not used Donney's banana?

[djarumdudley]

would you discard the peels?

[schmenke]

Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable discussing Donney's bananas?

[Donney]

Are you against fruits?

[djarumdudley]

is he just pro-vegetable?

[CarlMetro]

Are you against fruits?

Is that a loaded question?

:s ailor:

[LeonBrooke]

Are you an anti-fruit as well, Carl?

[djarumdudley]

could this be solved with antifreeze?

[Captain VXR]

Dunno, maybe oily's cat can solve it

[schmenke]

Is that a question Captain?

[CarlMetro]

Do you think he knows?

[djarumdudley]

Did the Captain lose?

[Captain VXR]

Did I lose my tiger?

[djarumdudley]

wasn't it part of the meal?

[LeonBrooke]

How many tigers are there?

[Captain VXR]

How many Leons are out there?

[LeonBrooke]

How many would you consider to be too many?

[CarlMetro]

Isn't one enough?

[Captain VXR]

isn't 0 enough?

[djarumdudley]

is that possible?

[Captain VXR]

Is djarumdudley a poodle?

[LeonBrooke]

Why the questions about people being animals?

[Captain VXR]

Why is Leon a labrador?

[djarumdudley]

why would he be a dog?

[CarlMetro]

Can someone lend me a baseball bat?

[Captain VXR]

Can someone lend me a metal baseball bat for that labradoodle called Carl?

[djarumdudley]

who thought of the name labradoodle anyway?

[Captain VXR]

Why is a labrador crossed with a poodle called a labradoodle?

[schmenke]

Isn't it obvious?

[Captain VXR]

Why is your forum name schmenke?

[LeonBrooke]

Why is yours Captain VXR?

[djarumdudley]

Is this what we're reduced too?

[LeonBrooke]

Did you think we were above this sort of carry-on? Wasn't that foolish?

[Captain VXR]

Isn't life foolish?

[CarlMetro]

Is there an end to all these questions?

[Captain VXR]

Is there an end to CarlMetros questions?

[djarumdudley]

What's a question?

[Captain VXR]

What's a djarumdudley?

[CarlMetro]

Are you always this annoying or is it just for special occasions?

[schmenke]

Do you think we could get him to stop being so annoying?

[LeonBrooke]

How far would you go?

[CarlMetro]

How much do you think he needs? ;)

[LeonBrooke]

Are we talking about murder again?

[Captain VXR]

Can I buy some protection here?

[CarlMetro]

Don't you think it's a bit too late for that?

[Donney]

Any plans yet?

[djarumdudley]

will there be an encore?

[CarlMetro]

Don't you think slapping him once will be enough then?

[Captain VXR]

Nah, slapping the Captainator would have no effect, so what would be a better method?

[CarlMetro]

How about a public stoning?

[schmenke]

Ooh, sounds fun! Should I chuck several small stones or just one big one?

[djarumdudley]

doesn't a time like this call for a trebuchet?

[schmenke]

Will you build one?

[LeonBrooke]

If he does build one, will they come?

[CarlMetro]

Who?

[Donney]

And even more important. Will they be coming from the mountain when they come?

[CarlMetro]

Isn't that essential?

[schmenke]

Are their passports up-to-date?

[djarumdudley]

would that stop them?

[LeonBrooke]

Which mountains are we talking about? Will they need passports?

[schmenke]

Why are you repeating questions Leon?

[djarumdudley]

are you sure it's not the echo from the mountains?

[Captain VXR]

Cool, is my death going to happen in the alps?

[LotusElise]

Are we all going to die?

[djarumdudley]

isn't that inevitable?

[Captain VXR]

Isn't my death inevitable?

[CarlMetro]

Yes, have you chosen how yet?

[djarumdudley]

will it involve the tiger?

[Captain VXR]

Will the tiger and the last word stand up for me?

[LotusElise]

Has anyone tried bargaining with the devil?

[LeonBrooke]

Would you recommend that course of action?

[Captain VXR]

Would you recommend a course of tae kwon do and training tigers for dummies?

[LeonBrooke]

Why are you asking me?

[CarlMetro]

Who knows?

[LeonBrooke]

Why do we do anything?

[djarumdudley]

do we need to do anything?

[LeonBrooke]

If we all sit around and do nothing, who will keep the world working? And if we all sit around and do nothing, what will we fill our time with?

[Captain VXR]

Why all these questions?

[LeonBrooke]

What is the meaning of life?

[CarlMetro]

Isn't it 42?

[schmenke]

How do you figure that?

[djarumdudley]

do you always demand answers?

[LeonBrooke]

What are questions for, if not to be answered?

[CarlMetro]

Aren't there many questions that should not be answered though?

[LeonBrooke]

"What's pork drink like?"

[djarumdudley]

would that involve a fine basting?

[LeonBrooke]

Should I not be shot for even thinking of such an horrific idea?

[CarlMetro]

Can't we do something a bit nastier than shooting you?

[LeonBrooke]

What were you thinking of?

[CarlMetro]

I don't know, whadaya fancy? A bit of a slapping with a wet fish? Legs being chewed by VXR's tiger?

[Captain VXR]

Theres a big cat mauling cattle at nearby farms, maybe its the tiger; and maybe it wants to maul Leon?

[schmenke]

Why would it want to do such a thing?

[LeonBrooke]

Would that punishment be totally disproportionate to the crime?

[CarlMetro]

Perhaps we should put it to the vote?

[LeonBrooke]

Am I allowed to vote, considering we're voting on punishment for a crime I committed?

[Donney]

Are the ballots ready?

[LeonBrooke]

How will you be voting?

[Captain VXR]

Shall I set up a hotmail address and you lot email me your thoughts and which punishment is most popular will be used?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't we first vote on what email account you set up?

[Captain VXR]

Wouldnt that take away my dictatorship though?

[djarumdudley]

are you a fascist?

[schmenke]

Is the Captain a communist?! :s hock:

[djarumdudley]

isn't that obvious?

[LeonBrooke]

Would there be anything wrong with the Captain being a communist?

[Captain VXR]

Why do you question my secret communist regime, hidden behind the Labour government; hidden by conspiracies and lies?

[LeonBrooke]

Are you the secret ruler of the world?

Are you the secret head of the Illuminati!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[CarlMetro]

I thought that was Count Dante?

[LeonBrooke]

Is the Captain really Count Dante??

[NoahsGirl]

Can someone please explain what is going on?

[LeonBrooke]

Do you think I have any better idea than you?

[Captain VXR]

Should I admit to being called count dante?

[LeonBrooke]

Is that a subtle admission?

[schmenke]

Does count Dante have a pet tiger?

[Captain VXR]

Why do you question facts?

[LeonBrooke]

Which fact is being questioned?

[djarumdudley]

couldn't you just answer the question?

[schmenke]

Why is everyone avoiding the question?

[djarumdudley]

do you think it's for good reason?

[CarlMetro]

What question?

[schmenke]

Have you not been paying attention?

[LeonBrooke]

To what was I supposed to be paying attention?

[djarumdudley]

when did attention become a form of currency?

[LeonBrooke]

Are you trying to change the subject?

[Captain VXR]

Is schmenke a male escort? (no offence)

[djarumdudley]

do we really need to go there?

[CarlMetro]

Where?

[djarumdudley]

how could you not know?

[LeonBrooke]

Why the accusations of possibly illegal activity?

[Captain VXR]

Why are the Gestapo getting involved in my communism plot?

[djarumdudley]

when did this become your plot?

[NoahsGirl]

Are you a conspiracy theorist?

[LeonBrooke]

Are you saying you don't believe in the Illuminati?

[djarumdudley]

is that a card game?

[schmenke]

Is it like Go Fish?

[Captain VXR]

Are the iluminati lizards that turn into Bush, Blair and Queen Elizabeth, or is it a pos?

[LeonBrooke]

What's a pos?

[Captain VXR]

How come you dont know it means piece of $hit?

[LeonBrooke]

Are there any other abbreviations I should know?

[Captain VXR]

Do you know ftw, lmao, rotfl, afaik, pmsl and BTCC?

[schmenke]

Must we use txt speak?

[djarumdudley]

could there be anything more annoying?

[Captain VXR]

Why are people punishing me for showing LeonBrooke some abbrieviations?

[CarlMetro]

Perhaps they think you need punishment for other crimes?

[LeonBrooke]

What's ftw? And do people not want txt speak to be used?

[Captain VXR]

How come you don't know that ftw means Feck The World?

[djarumdudley]

can you define feck?

[LeonBrooke]

Is a proxy for a vulgar word meaning "to engage in sexual intercourse with"? Or does the Captain mean a different sense?

[schmenke]

Is this not a family forum?

[Captain VXR]

Why does using proxies to explain things unacceptible?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't something more exact be expected?

[schmenke]

Like what?

[djarumdudley]

do we need to go over it again?

[LeonBrooke]

Shall we talk about something else?

[schmenke]

What do you suggest?

[CarlMetro]

How about ducks?

[Captain VXR]

Can we go hunting ducks?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't that require a working Nintendo Entertainment System?

[CarlMetro]

Why Nintendo?