Questions Only

[anfield5]

didn't his sheep eat them?

[D-Type]

Don't you realise that chimps might have feelings?

[anfield5]

What - for the sheep?

[D-Type]

Do you think they are New Zealand chimps?

[schmenke]

Are they a rare type of chimp?

[anfield5]

Or are they mutant chimps, with special powers?

[schmenke]

...and fleece?

[anfield5]

who do they fleece?

[D-Type]

If you were a chimp, would you bother fleecing the Kiwis?

[anfield5]

How do you know I'm not a mutant chimp?

[GravettFan99]

Do mutant chimps survive in space?

[anfield5]

My Space?

[GravettFan99]

Do they have personal space?

[anfield5]

are the personal?

[D-Type]

Since they don't exist, can't you give them whatever characteristics you want to?

[schmenke]

...like fleece?

[steveaki13]

Whats Fleece got to do with it?

[anfield5]

I think he meant fleas?

[GravettFan99]

Aren't chimps infested with fleas?

[anfield5]

don't they eat each others?

[schmenke]

Don't they also fling poo?

[555-04Q2]

Like you do?

[steveaki13]

Does he?

[555-04Q2]

Should he?

[schmenke]

At who?

[steveaki13]

Who would you choose?

[555-04Q2]

Surely not me?

[schmenke]

Should we take a vote?

[555-04Q2]

You'll just do it anyway won't you?

[schmenke]

What's wrong with that?

[555-04Q2]

You don't see the wrong in that?

[anfield5]

It seems ok, but what was the question?

[steveaki13]

There was a question?

[anfield5]

isn't there always a question?

[555-04Q2]

Who asked it?

[steveaki13]

Are you asking me?

[555-04Q2]

Who's me?

[schmenke]

Can't someone please answer?

[555-04Q2]

Would it help?

[anfield5]

Could it not?

[555-04Q2]

Does anyone care?

[steveaki13]

Don't you care?

[schmenke]

Why are you all so insensitive?

[555-04Q2]

Should we be sensitive?

[anfield5]

Aren't some parts more sensitive than others?

[555-04Q2]

Which parts are you referring to?

[D-Type]

:hot: Don't you know it's rude to ask personal questions?

[anfield5]

what is wrong with asking rude questions?

[D-Type]

Don't you think you should respect people's feelings?

[schmenke]

Are you concerned about the sensitivity of people around here?

[steveaki13]

Are you saying we are over sensitive?

[anfield5]

Who says I am saying anything?

[steveaki13]

Are you not saying something now?

[anfield5]

Do you want to know if I am or if I'm not?

[schmenke]

Isn't that redundant in this thread?

[D-Type]

Do you think I should be?

[schmenke]

Should be what?

[anfield5]

Huh?

[D-Type]

Where do we go from here?

[schmenke]

Perhaps answer a question?

[steveaki13]

Do you think we are allowed to answer a question?

[555-04Q2]

Why would anyone want to answer a question here?

[schmenke]

Would that be the end?

[anfield5]

Or the end of the beginning?

[D-Type]

Are we allowed to do that?

[555-04Q2]

Would it be ethical?

[anfield5]

don't ethics continually change depending on the situation society is in?

[schmenke]

Are you trying to be philosophical?

[anfield5]

Would that be a bad thing?

[steveaki13]

Why did you ask that question?

[anfield5]

Why did YOU ask THAT question?

[steveaki13]

Do you think I have an answer?

[anfield5]

Are you trying to ruin our impression of you?

[555-04Q2]

Who said he has made an impression on anyone?

[schmenke]

Is anyone here impressed?

[anfield5]

does it count id my pet goldfish is impressed?

[555-04Q2]

Who else has a pet goldfish round here that was impressed?

[anfield5]

I meant to say in a press. Did I say impressed?

[555-04Q2]

You confused again?

[anfield5]

What do you mean cofuze**&$ed, butterflies?

[555-04Q2]

Where's your head at?

[anfield5]

On my shoulders - where's yours?

[555-04Q2]

That a trick question?

[anfield5]

Should it be?

[steveaki13]

Would you ask a trick question?

[555-04Q2]

Should I trust him?

[steveaki13]

Why would you trust him?

[555-04Q2]

Did I say I would?

[steveaki13]

Didn't you suggest you would?

[anfield5]

What is trust other than a firm belief in the reliability, truth, or ability of someone or something?

[schmenke]

Are you being philosophical again?

[555-04Q2]

Say what?

[anfield5]

What?

[schmenke]

Can't we post more reasonable replies?

[D-Type]

Which replies do you consider unreasonable?

[anfield5]

Do my replies offend you?

[D-Type]

Do you think I'm easily offended?

[anfield5]

Do you think?

[schmenke]

Do we care?

[anfield5]

Should we?

[schmenke]

Haven't we asked these questions before?

[anfield5]

Did we get an answer?

[schmenke]

What do you think?

[anfield5]

Who told you I think?

[schmenke]

Couldn't you try?

[555-04Q2]

Would it be safe for him to try?

[schmenke]

Should we not encourage him?

[555-04Q2]

Think he'll care even if we do?

[schmenke]

Will he turn into a vegetable if he doesn't think?

[555-04Q2]

Don't you mean turn into a pork chop?

[schmenke]

What if he's a vegetarian?

[555-04Q2]

Is that even legal on this thread?

[schmenke]

Should we start a bacon thread?

[steveaki13]

Do you like Bacon?

[schmenke]

Who doesn't like bacon?

[steveaki13]

What does it mean though, to like Bacon?

[555-04Q2]

You mean you don't know?

[schmenke]

Why am I now hungry?

[anfield5]

when did you last eat?

[D-Type]

Does having a toffee count as eating?

[anfield5]

Wouldn't that depend on where you put the toffee?

[schmenke]

Why are we now talking about toffee?

[anfield5]

Does the type of toffee have any bearing on things?

[schmenke]

What's the difference between toffee and taffy?

[Mintexmemory]

Do you understand the process of caramellisation?

[schmenke]

Could you explain it please?

[anfield5]

Isn't IT a pronoun used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified?

[D-Type]

Isn't IT management-speak for Information Technology?

[anfield5]

Do managers understand IT?

[D-Type]

Do managers really understand ANYTHING?

[schmenke]

Are you suggesting managers are overpaid?

[anfield5]

Are you suggesting they are not?

[D-Type]

Are you talking about Scottish managers?

[anfield5]

By Scottish managers, do you mean the English?

[Storm]

Are all English football managers so rubbish that most teams in England get Scottish managers?

[anfield5]

Isn't our manager from Northern Ireland?

[D-Type]

Do you think the problem with English football is too many foreigners, both as players and as managers?

[anfield5]

Can I answer this question with an answer, instead of another question... please?

[Storm]

Really? in this thread?

[anfield5]

I thought thread was a fancy name for cotton?

[D-Type]

Why do Americans call cotton 'thread' and call cotton wool 'cotton'?

[anfield5]

or candy floss cotton candy?

[schmenke]

Isn't it obvious?

[anfield5]

is it?

[schmenke]

Why do you just repeat my question?

[anfield5]

Can I?

[Storm]

What can you?

[anfield5]

Didn't you read earlier posts, to get a vague idea of the flow and context of the stream?

[D-Type]

How many previous questions should a new question relate to?

[anfield5]

Would 10 be too many or too few?

[D-Type]

What do we do when a topic hasn't attracted 10 questions?

[anfield5]

I would have thought that considering there are 366 pages of continuous questions in the thread, with every question relating to the previous question, 10 wouldn't be difficult to find?

[D-Type]

Do you mean 10 non-consecutive questions?

[Storm]

Why would the non-consecutive ones have anything to do with each other directly?

[D-Type]

Do you understand my confusion?

[anfield5]

Is it because you are Welsh?

[Storm]

Does it have anything to do with sheep?

[anfield5]

Should we find an Australian?

[Storm]

Do Aussies know more about sheep than the Welsh?

[Rollo]

What are you implying here?

[D-Type]

As long as he isn't implying that I am Welsh, does it matter what he's implying?

[steveaki13]

Are you not Welsh then?

[anfield5]

Or are you Welsh, masquerading as Australian, just so you can own sheep?

[Rollo]

Is that "owning" sheep a euphemism?

[D-Type]

Do you mean in Wales, Australia and New Zealand - or everywhere?

[Storm]

I thought he meant Wales and Australia, why are you dragging the Kiwis into this?

[anfield5]

Don't we need a smattering of intelligence in the thread?

[D-Type]

If you left NZ and went to Australia, would it increase the average IQ of both countries?

[anfield5]

Is that the oldest joke/insult in the world?

[D-Type]

Are you trying to dodge the question?

[anfield5]

Would you like an honest answer?

[Storm]

Aren't you an honest guy? (btw I was on the Kiwi side in that one :p: )

[D-Type]

Do you think anyone posting on here is honest?

[anfield5]

aren't we all as honest as each other?

[555-04Q2]

You trying to be funny?

[anfield5]

DO I need to try?

[D-Type]

Don't you realise you do?

[anfield5]

Would I be asking if I realised?

[schmenke]

Asking what?

[anfield5]

Why do you never pay attention?

[D-Type]

Do you think it's age-related?

[anfield5]

Isn't that some sort if ist thing?

[D-Type]

What is an "ist thing"?

[anfield5]

isn't it a thing with ist on the end?

[D-Type]

Is that really a question? :confused:

[anfield5]

didn't have a question mark?

[schmenke]

Doesn't every post on this thread require a question mark?

[D-Type]

how else do you identify a question?

[anfield5]

isn't a sentence worded or expressed so as to elicit information?

[schmenke]

Does the answer lie with Google?

[D-Type]

Do YOU trust all the answers you find on the 'net?

[Storm]

Do you trust anything on this thread?

[D-Type]

Do you think this thread is typical of the internet?

[anfield5]

Do you think the internet is typical of this thread?

[schmenke]

Must you always confuse things anfield?

[anfield5]

Who's confused?

[D-Type]

Who isn't [confused]?

[schmenke]

Should we just start over?

[anfield5]

Like a rebirth?

[D-Type]

But, where do we begin?

[anfield5]

Maybe the beginning?

[D-Type]

Do you believe it began with "Let there be light!" ?

[schmenke]

Where did the light come from if the sun wasn't yet created?

[D-Type]

Wasn't there a big bang involved somewhere?

[anfield5]

Are you referring to Bully's Missus?

[schmenke]

Why do you always like to mention Billy's missus?

[anfield5]

Who would you prefer?

[D-Type]

Hve you considered Barack Obama?

[schmenke]

What's he got to do with Billy's missus?

[anfield5]

Isn't he Billy's Missus?

[Storm]

Who is Billy?

[anfield5]

Is he an international man of mystery?

[D-Type]

With a missus like that, how can he possibly be a man of mystery?

[anfield5]

Is it a mystery, how he ended up with a missus like that?

[D-Type]

Well, how did he?

[anfield5]

Didn't she do it?

[Storm]

What did she do?

[D-Type]

Haven't you read anything about her?

[anfield5]

Are you assuming we can read?

[D-Type]

Do you expect us to believe that your mother read this to you?

[schmenke]

You mean like a bedtime story?

[anfield5]

Would it begin with 'Once upon a time'?

[schmenke]

Can you continue please?

[Donney]

Do you really want me to?

[anfield5]

Is it a problem if I choose not to?

[D-Type]

Do you think that would get us anywhere?

[anfield5]

where would you like to go?

[Storm]

Does it matter where I want to go if you choose not to go there?

[anfield5]

Might the destination possibly convince us to proceed?

[D-Type]

Don't you think that question is a liitle confusing?

[schmenke]

When are anfield's questions not confusing?

[anfield5]

Would you like me to use monosyllabic words for you Northern Hemisphere types?

[schmenke]

Would that not be less confusing for all?

[anfield5]

Why did you use a double negative?

[D-Type]

Why do you say it was a double negative when it wasn't?

[schmenke]

Is this thread now a grammar lesson?

[D-Type]

Don't you know what a double negative is either?

[anfield5]

Was that one?

[schmenke]

Was that lesson number one?

[anfield5]

Are we doing maths now as well?

[schmenke]

Isn't that better than grammar lessons?

[anfield5]

How is grand ma?

[D-Type]

Do you expect her to leave you a fortune?

[anfield5]

Were did she get a fortune from?

[D-Type]

Are you afraid to ask her?

[anfield5]

do you think she'd tell me?

[D-Type]

Have you considered ducking her in Lake Naivasha until she tells you?

[schmenke]

Where is Lake Naivasha?

[anfield5]

Was that a slight clue to another thread D?

[D-Type]

Would you really say it was slight? :rolleyes: