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anfield5
16th February 2014, 19:12
Do you thing that is important enough for us to concern ourselves with?
D-Type
16th February 2014, 21:57
Is it more important to ask how deep the flood water is?
anfield5
18th February 2014, 02:52
How deep does it need to be to be considered a flood?
schmenke
19th February 2014, 17:48
Where is it flooding?
D-Type
19th February 2014, 21:57
Don't you watch the TV news?
schmenke
19th February 2014, 23:12
Which channel?
djarumdudley
19th February 2014, 23:20
The English?
D-Type
24th February 2014, 21:00
Why do the French call the English Channel "La Manche" (the sleeve)
djarumdudley
25th February 2014, 04:59
Is it because there's an arm in it?
D-Type
25th February 2014, 08:44
Do the French think that way?
djarumdudley
25th February 2014, 17:15
Are you implying that there's French thought?
D-Type
25th February 2014, 20:02
If a frog can think, don't you think a Frenchman can?
djarumdudley
26th February 2014, 05:21
Does a Frenchman produce frog remains when on the can?
schmenke
26th February 2014, 14:31
Is it not merde?
djarumdudley
26th February 2014, 19:37
Do you mean murky?
D-Type
26th February 2014, 19:48
Is that why they say "Don't drink the water"?
djarumdudley
27th February 2014, 05:33
Who are they?
schmenke
28th February 2014, 15:12
Why is that important?
D-Type
28th February 2014, 20:50
Who says it's important?
djarumdudley
2nd March 2014, 13:34
Don't you think its important?
anfield5
2nd March 2014, 19:08
Do you think I should think that?
djarumdudley
3rd March 2014, 06:36
How should I know?
D-Type
3rd March 2014, 09:37
If you don't, who will?
djarumdudley
3rd March 2014, 19:37
What about you?
D-Type
3rd March 2014, 20:35
What the hell are we talking about?
anfield5
3rd March 2014, 23:09
we all thought you would know?
djarumdudley
4th March 2014, 07:49
is that rhetorical?
anfield5
4th March 2014, 18:56
Why, can't you answer it?
djarumdudley
5th March 2014, 05:10
How do you answer a rhetorical question?
anfield5
5th March 2014, 18:32
is THAT a rhetorical question?
djarumdudley
5th March 2014, 19:27
How could it not be?
anfield5
5th March 2014, 19:34
Are you trying to confuse me?
D-Type
5th March 2014, 20:08
Haven't you got a dictionary to look up the meaning of "Rhetorical question"?
schmenke
5th March 2014, 20:53
Isn't this thread full of them?
D-Type
5th March 2014, 22:49
Do you think so?
anfield5
5th March 2014, 23:14
do YOU think so?
djarumdudley
6th March 2014, 06:25
Think what?
anfield5
6th March 2014, 18:50
Anything?
djarumdudley
6th March 2014, 19:31
About something?
D-Type
6th March 2014, 20:30
Is it possible to have a rhetorical question that involves "Thinking about .... something" ?
anfield5
6th March 2014, 23:56
Is it possible not to?
D-Type
7th March 2014, 07:55
Do you think it's time to move on from rhetorical questions?
djarumdudley
7th March 2014, 22:59
What do you suggest?
anfield5
10th March 2014, 19:14
How about puppies?
djarumdudley
11th March 2014, 15:20
What about puppies?
anfield5
11th March 2014, 18:47
Do they taste good?
D-Type
11th March 2014, 21:23
Are you a Korean who eats darling, cute, lovable, cuddly-wuddly puppies?
anfield5
11th March 2014, 23:29
Why should I be Korean?
djarumdudley
12th March 2014, 07:21
Do you like Kimchi?
schmenke
12th March 2014, 13:56
Is that not stereotyping?
djarumdudley
12th March 2014, 16:20
How can a stereo type?
anfield5
12th March 2014, 18:42
Isn't it with two fingers?
djarumdudley
13th March 2014, 06:46
Where are the rest then?
anfield5
13th March 2014, 19:14
The rest of what?
djarumdudley
14th March 2014, 06:07
You don't know?
anfield5
16th March 2014, 21:14
Don't I?
D-Type
16th March 2014, 22:11
Are you sure?
anfield5
16th March 2014, 23:26
Do I look sure?
djarumdudley
17th March 2014, 04:24
How can we tell?
anfield5
17th March 2014, 18:56
Couldn't you simply ask?
djarumdudley
18th March 2014, 20:34
Didn't I?
schmenke
18th March 2014, 20:38
Can't we all just stop asking questions and end this madness?
anfield5
18th March 2014, 22:52
Is that what you really want, what you really, really want?
schmenke
31st March 2014, 18:05
Isn't it what we all want?
Donney
31st March 2014, 19:14
Don't you want it all and you want it nooooooow, yeah?
anfield5
31st March 2014, 19:39
Don't you want to break free?
D-Type
31st March 2014, 19:43
What do you mean by "break free"?
anfield5
31st March 2014, 19:45
Isn't it free from your lies, your so self satisfied, I don't need you?
D-Type
2nd April 2014, 23:09
Why are you singling out my lies, do you think I'm paranoid?
Donney
3rd April 2014, 10:19
What do the voices tell you?
anfield5
3rd April 2014, 19:57
All of the voices or just the really scary ones?
schmenke
8th April 2014, 19:33
Do you do what they tell you?
anfield5
8th April 2014, 21:02
Is there a sound reason why I shouldn't?
schmenke
8th April 2014, 21:36
Does that not concern you?
anfield5
8th April 2014, 22:47
No, but does it concern you?
schmenke
10th April 2014, 14:45
Can you let us know what they're saying?
D-Type
10th April 2014, 15:47
Who wants to know?
anfield5
11th April 2014, 01:42
Don't we all?
schmenke
11th April 2014, 14:27
Wouldn't it be safer is we did?
anfield5
13th April 2014, 22:33
is safer necessarily better?
D-Type
13th April 2014, 22:48
Better than what?
anfield5
14th April 2014, 01:52
isn't it all encompassing?
D-Type
14th April 2014, 23:12
Sorry, what does 'encompassing' mean?
anfield5
15th April 2014, 01:12
What does anything really mean?
schmenke
15th April 2014, 14:32
Do you have to be so philosophical?
anfield5
15th April 2014, 20:48
Isn't philosophy the thing that separates us from the apes?
D-Type
15th April 2014, 21:55
Aren't we apes?
anfield5
15th April 2014, 23:11
are you comparing me to a chimpanzee?
D-Type
16th April 2014, 09:36
Why would I insult a noble tea-drinking animal like a chimp?
schmenke
16th April 2014, 15:00
Have you ever seen a chimp drink tea?
anfield5
16th April 2014, 20:50
Coming from Africa, wouldn't they prefer coffee?
schmenke
23rd April 2014, 14:25
You don't know much about chimps, do you?
D-Type
23rd April 2014, 19:40
Have you read "The Naked Ape"?
anfield5
23rd April 2014, 20:53
Why? Does this naked ape thingy have words tattooed on it?
schmenke
24th April 2014, 14:51
How can a hairy chimp be tattooed?
D-Type
24th April 2014, 16:56
Who said anything about tattoing poor, defenceless, tea-drinking, banana eating chimps?
anfield5
28th April 2014, 02:06
So we are mentioning bananas now are we?
D-Type
28th April 2014, 18:31
What's wrong with bananas?
anfield5
28th April 2014, 21:59
Have you tried them with coffee?
D-Type
28th April 2014, 23:24
Why do you think I've had anything to do with chimps?
anfield5
29th April 2014, 01:24
Are you saying you haven't?
D-Type
29th April 2014, 11:46
Have you?
schmenke
29th April 2014, 17:02
Why are you being so defensive D-Type?
anfield5
1st May 2014, 03:51
isn't defence the best form of offence?
D-Type
1st May 2014, 12:35
Do chimpanzees act that way?
schmenke
1st May 2014, 15:42
What's with all the ape talk?
D-Type
1st May 2014, 17:16
Would you prefer to talk about cats, rabbits, or polar bears?
anfield5
1st May 2014, 22:00
So does that mean that pangolins are off the agenda then?
D-Type
1st May 2014, 23:27
Who would want to talk about boring animals lke pangolins?
anfield5
2nd May 2014, 01:13
How can say this
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/extinction-countdown/files/2012/02/pangolin.jpg
is boring?
D-Type
2nd May 2014, 22:09
Do pangolins smoke cigarettes, drink tea, eat their turds, scratch their armpits or anything that chimps do?
anfield5
3rd May 2014, 08:55
couldn't you teach them to?
D-Type
3rd May 2014, 20:50
Why would I want to teach them bad habits?
anfield5
4th May 2014, 22:17
Aren't you chimps happy then?
D-Type
4th May 2014, 22:30
Don't you think they'd be happier in the wild?
anfield5
4th May 2014, 23:23
Can they get good quality tea in the wild?
D-Type
5th May 2014, 00:55
Who says they like tea?
anfield5
5th May 2014, 02:02
You did, didn't you?
D-Type
5th May 2014, 09:19
Did I, really?
anfield5
5th May 2014, 21:41
Was it just implied then?
D-Type
5th May 2014, 23:19
Who knows?
anfield5
6th May 2014, 02:15
With you age and worldly experience and knowledge - don't you?
schmenke
7th May 2014, 15:37
Are we still talking about chimps?
D-Type
7th May 2014, 16:03
Haven't we rather talked that topic to death?
anfield5
7th May 2014, 22:07
Are you going to kill the chimps D-Type?
schmenke
8th May 2014, 16:01
Aren't they from another planet?
anfield5
8th May 2014, 22:01
Don;t they look like little hairy people?
schmenke
12th May 2014, 16:05
Is that an insult to little hairy people?
anfield5
12th May 2014, 21:56
Do you think so?
schmenke
15th May 2014, 16:16
Do you know any little hairy people that we can ask?
anfield5
15th May 2014, 22:00
Hoe can it be asked tactfully?
D-Type
18th May 2014, 15:42
Why do you need to be tactful with that lot?
anfield5
19th May 2014, 02:37
So, are you saying we can be rude?
schmenke
28th May 2014, 15:54
Are we still talking about chimps?
anfield5
28th May 2014, 21:44
Where have you been?
schmenke
29th May 2014, 15:35
Should I have made myself more available?
anfield5
29th May 2014, 23:35
available for what?
schmenke
5th June 2014, 15:34
Aren't we talking about chimps?
anfield5
5th June 2014, 22:01
What do you want to be available to do with D-Types chimps?
D-Type
7th June 2014, 23:41
Who said they were my chimps?
anfield5
9th June 2014, 21:46
Didn't you introduce them?
schmenke
9th June 2014, 23:21
What are their names?
D-Type
10th June 2014, 00:21
Do you mean the names they use amongst themselves or the ones we give them?
anfield5
10th June 2014, 05:08
Did you name them then D-Type?
schmenke
11th June 2014, 15:46
Can you please share that info D-Type?
D-Type
11th June 2014, 18:37
Why do you think I know it?
anfield5
11th June 2014, 22:03
Aren't you a font of knowledge?
schmenke
11th June 2014, 23:49
Wouldn't that be "fountain" of knowledge?
D-Type
12th June 2014, 00:08
Shouldn't you ask a chimp that question?
anfield5
12th June 2014, 05:29
Would a chimp know the answer?
schmenke
12th June 2014, 15:45
Can't D-Type provide the chimps?
anfield5
12th June 2014, 22:15
From his personal stash?
steveaki13
14th June 2014, 23:12
Where does he keep them?
D-Type
16th June 2014, 18:19
Have I ever said I have any chimps?
schmenke
16th June 2014, 23:32
Well why did you bring it up then?
anfield5
18th June 2014, 03:11
Did some one vomit?
schmenke
19th June 2014, 15:19
Do we need a mop?
D-Type
20th June 2014, 20:30
Careful! Don't you think a mop might remind our New Zealand friend of a sheep?
steveaki13
21st June 2014, 11:04
What makes you think a New Zealander would like sheep?
schmenke
23rd June 2014, 16:00
What do New Zealanders like then?
D-Type
23rd June 2014, 22:06
Is New Zealand still known as "The land where men are men and sheep are nervous?" ;)
anfield5
23rd June 2014, 22:25
Is that just because we give all of our sheep names?
D-Type
24th June 2014, 00:48
Why do you do that?
anfield5
24th June 2014, 02:17
isn't it obvious?
D-Type
24th June 2014, 15:12
Does it mean you love them?
anfield5
24th June 2014, 22:17
What does love really mean?
schmenke
25th June 2014, 15:35
Can't you ask a simpler question?
anfield5
25th June 2014, 22:15
Isn't it simple enough?
schmenke
25th June 2014, 22:32
Then why don't you answer it?
anfield5
25th June 2014, 23:08
Is it my job to answer my own question?
D-Type
26th June 2014, 00:10
Why are you dodging any questions about sheep?
anfield5
26th June 2014, 01:10
why are you so interested in sheep D-Type, is there something you're not telling us?
D-Type
26th June 2014, 22:47
Isn't it New Zealand (along with Wales, Australia, and other Rugby playing nations) who have the reputation of being, shall we say, interested in sheep?
anfield5
27th June 2014, 02:37
Didn't realise you were Welsh D-Type?
schmenke
30th June 2014, 21:09
Is D-Type allowed to keep chimps in Wales?
D-Type
30th June 2014, 21:35
Do you realise saying people are Welsh is more insulting than saying they are chimps?
anfield5
30th June 2014, 22:06
it would be a real bugger being a Welsh chimp then
schmenke
30th June 2014, 22:35
Was that a question?
anfield5
30th June 2014, 23:14
it would be a real bugger being a Welsh chimp then?
(yes I just forgot to put a question mark on it)
D-Type
1st July 2014, 00:16
Why do I have this vision of a chimp b*ggering a sheep?
anfield5
1st July 2014, 02:40
is one of your own chimps?
D-Type
5th July 2014, 22:49
Do you think my chimps would do that?
schmenke
7th July 2014, 16:02
How many chimps do you have?
D-Type
7th July 2014, 16:34
How many do you think?
anfield5
7th July 2014, 22:04
how many does it take?
D-Type
7th July 2014, 22:06
To do what?
schmenke
8th July 2014, 15:44
Aren't you paying attention?
anfield5
8th July 2014, 22:08
DO you have to pay now?
D-Type
9th July 2014, 18:22
What has that got to do with chimps or sheep - or even Billy's missus for that matter?
schmenke
10th July 2014, 15:49
Don't you have to pay for all three?
D-Type
10th July 2014, 23:23
Does Billy's missus make YOU pay?
anfield5
14th July 2014, 04:59
I thought Billy handled the accounts?
D-Type
14th July 2014, 14:42
Isn't he too busy looking the other way?
anfield5
14th July 2014, 21:43
Looking for what?
schmenke
21st July 2014, 16:12
Chimps?
anfield5
21st July 2014, 22:09
really?
D-Type
22nd July 2014, 09:09
Well, what would you be looking for?
anfield5
22nd July 2014, 21:51
Do you really want to know?
D-Type
23rd July 2014, 21:26
As a true New Zealander, shouldn't you admit you would be looking for a sheep?
anfield5
23rd July 2014, 21:49
If I were a true New Zealander wouldn't I already have sheep?
D-Type
24th July 2014, 00:23
Aren't you a true New Zealander then?
anfield5
24th July 2014, 00:39
would it annoy if I wasn't?
D-Type
24th July 2014, 17:05
Well, as we don't have any Welshmen here who could I target with sheep abuse jokes?
anfield5
24th July 2014, 21:46
aren't there more sheep in Australia?
steveaki13
27th July 2014, 09:31
There are, but are they friendly sheep?
anfield5
28th July 2014, 03:38
How friendly do you want them to be?
schmenke
29th July 2014, 15:58
Why does steve want to know?
anfield5
29th July 2014, 22:17
do you think he has plans for them?
D-Type
30th July 2014, 16:34
Could he be thinking of your needs?
schmenke
30th July 2014, 18:22
What would that be?
D-Type
30th July 2014, 22:43
Don't you know what they say about certain nationalities and sheep?
anfield5
30th July 2014, 23:40
can you please enlighten us?
schmenke
31st July 2014, 15:55
Which nationalities?
anfield5
31st July 2014, 21:43
Does it matter?
D-Type
31st July 2014, 22:07
Apart from the Welsh and the New Zealanders, who else have a reputation for having, shall we say, an attraction to sheep?
anfield5
31st July 2014, 23:15
The Scots used to raid the English border villages to steel them didn't they?
D-Type
1st August 2014, 15:11
With the Scottish lassies keeping a welcome on the hillside, why would the Scots need sheep as well?
steveaki13
1st August 2014, 17:46
Are Scottish Lassies worth it?
D-Type
1st August 2014, 21:26
Can't you see for yourself from the Commonwealth Games coverage?
anfield5
3rd August 2014, 22:15
Where the lassies the ones in the skirts?
D-Type
4th August 2014, 09:19
Can't you tell the difference between a lad and a lassie?
anfield5
4th August 2014, 21:43
Why do they all wear skirts?
steveaki13
9th August 2014, 09:29
Surely Scottish Lads and Lassies do?
D-Type
9th August 2014, 17:07
Could it have something to do with the weather?
steveaki13
9th August 2014, 21:08
What was the weather like?
D-Type
9th August 2014, 21:58
Do you think they'd notice?
anfield5
10th August 2014, 22:11
were they standing on their heads?
D-Type
11th August 2014, 20:26
Why is that important?
anfield5
11th August 2014, 22:05
(I was tempted to refer to a weather-cock but that would just be crude and uncalled for:))
Isn't everything important in its' own way?
D-Type
11th August 2014, 22:35
Isn't that question a bit too philosophical for this thread?
schmenke
11th August 2014, 22:49
Shouldn't we try to answer it anyways?
anfield5
11th August 2014, 23:19
Or is that what THEY want us to do?
schmenke
12th August 2014, 15:56
Why would they want to?
D-Type
12th August 2014, 20:02
Can anybody remember what we are supposed to be discussing here?
anfield5
12th August 2014, 21:55
are we supposed to be discussing something?
D-Type
13th August 2014, 16:24
What do you think?
schmenke
13th August 2014, 20:59
Chimps?
D-Type
13th August 2014, 21:21
Don't you think those poor, hard worked, tea-drinking, space flying, banana eating apes have been done to death?
anfield5
13th August 2014, 21:57
so you want to kill the chimps the d-type?
D-Type
14th August 2014, 20:55
Don't you think we've run out of chimp and sheep jokes?
anfield5
14th August 2014, 22:05
Do YOU think we have?
D-Type
15th August 2014, 00:16
Wouldn't you rather ask questions about sport or something?
anfield5
15th August 2014, 00:32
What sport do you have in mind?
GravettFan99
15th August 2014, 00:52
Why would you have a sport in mind?
anfield5
15th August 2014, 03:47
didn't D-Type say we had to?
GravettFan99
16th August 2014, 03:44
Does it matter if he says so?
D-Type
17th August 2014, 13:07
Do I have to make a comment?
anfield5
17th August 2014, 22:00
Can we prevent it? :)
GravettFan99
18th August 2014, 06:16
Don't you think we're going off on a little tangent? :p
schmenke
18th August 2014, 15:39
Why does D-Type always want to avoid discussing chimps?
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