Questions Only

[anfield5]

What if I Do?

[djarumdudley]

What was the question?

[anfield5]

Who wants to know?

[djarumdudley]

Couldn't you just say?

[555-04Q2]

When we going to stop going round and round in circles?

[anfield5]

wont that make us dizzy?

[555-04Q2]

You mean you're not dizzy already from the round about way this thread goes?

[djarumdudley]

What's dizzying about it?

[schmenke]

Why don't you just sit down and take a break?

[djarumdudley]

What would be the fun in that?

[anfield5]

Does everything have to be fun with you!?

[djarumdudley]

Why shouldn't it?

[555-04Q2]

Why do you always have to ask a question?

[schmenke]

Isn't that the purpose?

[djarumdudley]

Could you explain it differently?

[anfield5]

Would that help you understand, or are you just playing for time?

[djarumdudley]

Are you saying I'm stalling?

[anfield5]

Are you stalling?

[555-04Q2]

We talking about a car here?

[djarumdudley]

Do you have cables?

[555-04Q2]

Jumper cables?

[djarumdudley]

How'd you know?

[schmenke]

Wasn't it obvious?

[djarumdudley]

Do you think everything is so obvious?

[anfield5]

Who mentioned thinking?

[555-04Q2]

I thought thinking was banned in this thread?

[djarumdudley]

Is that true?

[555-04Q2]

How could it be wrong?

[djarumdudley]

so your saying it's not a lie?

[555-04Q2]

Would anyone here lie for a lost cause?

[djarumdudley]

Where did the cause go?

[anfield5]

Did it go or is it still here masquerding as something else?

[djarumdudley]

Are causes often masked?

[anfield5]

Are masks often the cause?

[djarumdudley]

Could you mask a cause?

[anfield5]

or even cause a mask?

[djarumdudley]

Could you get a mask to get even?

[555-04Q2]

Would you want to use a mask to get even?

[djarumdudley]

Could the mask be two-faced?

[555-04Q2]

You mean like being dishonest?

[djarumdudley]

What makes you assume dishonest?

[anfield5]

Don't you tell lies?

[djarumdudley]

Who said I did?

[anfield5]

doesn't everyone know?

[schmenke]

How could we find out?

[anfield5]

Do we really want to know the answer?

[555-04Q2]

Don't you think we should find out the truth?

[djarumdudley]

Can you handle the truth?

[555-04Q2]

The question should be, can you?

[djarumdudley]

isn't that all I'm speaking?

[555-04Q2]

I thought you were typing?

[schmenke]

Why can't you type an answer to all these questions?

[djarumdudley]

How long would that take?

[anfield5]

How long have you got?

[djarumdudley]

Will this take awhile?

[555-04Q2]

Depends, have you started yet?

[djarumdudley]

Started what?

[555-04Q2]

Have you started to do anything yet?

[djarumdudley]

What's there to do?

[anfield5]

Can you do whatever you want?

[djarumdudley]

Are you writing blank checks?

[555-04Q2]

Can I have a few of those please?

[schmenke]

Is that legal?

[anfield5]

does it need to be?

[555-04Q2]

Who cares, don't we all want a few?

[djarumdudley]

Need a few what?

[anfield5]

Is need or want?

[djarumdudley]

You want to need?

[anfield5]

I though only bakers wanted to kneed?

[555-04Q2]

Didn't you meant to say they need mead?

[djarumdudley]

So they need mead for the bread ?

[555-04Q2]

How the hell does bread come into all this?

[schmenke]

What kind of bread?

[djarumdudley]

Who doesn't enjoy Rye?

[anfield5]

I thought we were talking about bread?

[schmenke]

Can't we discuss both?

[djarumdudley]

What's the other thing?

[555-04Q2]

Weren't you blabbing on about bread or something?

[djarumdudley]

Was it something?

[555-04Q2]

Wasn't it something else?

[djarumdudley]

What else could there be?

[schmenke]

The cosmos?

[anfield5]

What about it?

[djarumdudley]

Are we a part of it or is it a part of us?

[555-04Q2]

The question is how did some people manage to get in it in the first place?

[schmenke]

Do you think there are too many people in it?

[anfield5]

What do you see as many?

[djarumdudley]

How many is enough?

[anfield5]

Is there a quantifiable answer for the question, or does the amount of enough depend largely on what items we are talking about?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't there a quantifiable answer to everything?

[anfield5]

Or is there?

[djarumdudley]

How could there not?

[555-04Q2]

How can we determine the answer?

[schmenke]

Can we try experimentation?

[anfield5]

who on?

[djarumdudley]

Any volunteers?

[anfield5]

Do they need to volunteer?

[djarumdudley]

Why not?

[555-04Q2]

Should we use schmenke as the lab rat then?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't guinea pig the preferred term?

[anfield5]

Would any sort of pig do? Or does it have to specifically be from Guinea

[djarumdudley]

Do you think you could get one?

[anfield5]

What, only one?

[djarumdudley]

You can get more?

[schmenke]

What would we do with them all?

[anfield5]

couldn't we keep them as guard dog /pig things?

[djarumdudley]

How does a pig guard?

[anfield5]

have you read George Orwell's Animal Farm?

[djarumdudley]

Do you know how long ago that was?

[anfield5]

isn't time a relative thing?

[djarumdudley]

So it's like a family reunion?

[schmenke]

How often is the reunion?

[djarumdudley]

Does time measure it's reunion frequency?

[anfield5]

I thought radios had frequencies?

[djarumdudley]

Do they also have reunions?

[anfield5]

Does it need to be a special radio?

[djarumdudley]

What about a Ham radio?

[anfield5]

Would ordinary ham do?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't glazed be better?

[schmenke]

How about spam?

[djarumdudley]

What is that?

[anfield5]

What is what?

[djarumdudley]

Really, what is Spam?

[anfield5]

electronic or gastronomic?

[djarumdudley]

how about both?

[anfield5]

Do I look like an expert in either field?

[Corvettian]

What does an expert look like?

[anfield5]

Why don't you know?

[djarumdudley]

Could you provide an explanation?

[Corvettian]

Could you rephrase your question?

[schmenke]

Are we still talking about spam?

[djarumdudley]

Did we stop?

[Corvettian]

Can we stop?

[djarumdudley]

Shouldn't we finish it?

[anfield5]

Do you intend us ti finish the spam?

[djarumdudley]

Would you want it to go to waste?

[anfield5]

Will it be wasted?

[djarumdudley]

Is spam ever a waste?

[anfield5]

Wouldn't that depend on what you do with it?

[djarumdudley]

What do you do with it?

[anfield5]

What should I do with it?

[djarumdudley]

aren't the possibilities endless?

[anfield5]

Can you let me in on some then?

[djarumdudley]

Have you seen Monty Python?

[schmenke]

Which one?

[SGWilko]

Biggus or Incontinetia?

[djarumdudley]

Is Biggus Dickus Jr an oxymoron?

[anfield5]

Or ids he simply a normal moron?

[djarumdudley]

Can a moron be normal?

[anfield5]

Is it normal to be a moron?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't that make an interesting world ?

[schmenke]

Wouldn't you agree that the world is already full of morons?

[Corvettian]

Must we agree with you?

[anfield5]

DO we have a choice?

[djarumdudley]

Do we need a choice?

[Corvettian]

Don't you think it's nice to be able to choose?

[anfield5]

Is too much choice a good thing?

[djarumdudley]

Can I choose not to answer?

[anfield5]

Is that a choice you would like to make?

[djarumdudley]

What are the other options?

[anfield5]

How many options would you like?

[djarumdudley]

Is there a limit?

[anfield5]

Is there always a limit?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't the sky the limit?

[anfield5]

Isn't the sky where the clouds live?

[djarumdudley]

When did clouds become living things?

[anfield5]

well they move don't they?

[D-Type]

Do they move faster at Christmas after a drink or three?

[djarumdudley]

Don't they start spinning?

[D-Type]

Does the way they spin depend on which hemisphere you're in?

[anfield5]

What if you are on the equator?

[djarumdudley]

So drinks don't have an effect on the equator?

[anfield5]

What effect were you expecting?

[djarumdudley]

What about the Coriolis effect?

[anfield5]

Are you spinning fast enough?

[djarumdudley]

For what?

[anfield5]

Doesn't the coriolis effect depend on the distance travelled in a straight line, effected by the rate of spin of the surface?

[djarumdudley]

Can someone confirm that?

[anfield5]

Is my word not good enough then?

[djarumdudley]

Are you Coriolis?

[anfield5]

Have you spoken to my doctor?

[djarumdudley]

Does he provide second opinions?

[anfield5]

When was the first opinion?

[djarumdudley]

Couldn't you get the second one first?

[schmenke]

Isn't that backwards?

[djarumdudley]

Is there a particular protocol to be followed?

[anfield5]

DO we have a protocol officer?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't compliance know?

[anfield5]

What is the compliance protocol then?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that a Tom Cruise movie?

[anfield5]

Isn't Tom Cruise that talentless short-ass, with the huge nose and tiny little eyes, not to mention an ego the size of Africa?

[djarumdudley]

He has an ego?

[anfield5]

WHo has?

[djarumdudley]

Who has what?

[anfield5]

What is what?

[D-Type]

Or are you Coriolanus?


Edit: Whoops! I missed a page :o - I was responding to "Are you Coriolis?" Sorry

[anfield5]

Isn't that a bit tragic?

[djarumdudley]

Is this Shakespeare?

[anfield5]

Or maybe Francis Bacon?

[djarumdudley]

Could you get me some bacon?

[anfield5]

Streaky or shoulder?

[djarumdudley]

What do you recommend?

[anfield5]

Is it up to me to recommend things?

[djarumdudley]

aren't you best qualified?

[anfield5]

does it fall within the sphere of my qualifications?

[djarumdudley]

And what would those be?

[anfield5]

How should I Know?

[D-Type]

Have you ever eaten bacon?

[anfield5]

What else would I do with it?

[djarumdudley]

Couldn't you steal it?

[anfield5]

Could you?

[djarumdudley]

Why not?

[anfield5]

do you need encouragement?

[djarumdudley]

What about inspiration?

[anfield5]

Am I inspiring?

[djarumdudley]

Is there a way to tell?

[schmenke]

Can we please get back to the discussion on bacon?

[djarumdudley]

How would you do that?

[anfield5]

couldn't we just forsake any other questions and concentrate solely on the desired topic, with no further distractions?

[djarumdudley]

so what is the topic?

[schmenke]

Is it not bacon?

[anfield5]

Well is it, or is it not?

[D-Type]

Why should anyone want to talk about .... bacon?

[anfield5]

Isn't Bacon the currency in Canada?

[schmenke]

Wouldn't that be too greasy?

[D-Type]

Is that where the phrase "Grease his palm" comes from?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that a political go to move?

[anfield5]

Is that where the phrase "Grease his palm" comes from? :laugh: :laugh:

[anfield5]

You mean like telling lies and inventing truths?

[djarumdudley]

Aren't those the most effective ways?

[anfield5]

Effective for what?

[djarumdudley]

Wasn't it said?

[anfield5]

Do you expect me to remember every thing?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you think that works best?

[anfield5]

Does it work at all?

[djarumdudley]

Could you find out?

[anfield5]

DO I have to?

[D-Type]

Why do you think you don't?

[anfield5]

Why do you think I do?

[djarumdudley]

Why wouldn't I?

[anfield5]

Why would you?

[schmenke]

Are we still discussing bacon?

[D-Type]

Isn't this all getting a little silly?

[djarumdudley]

Are you saying bacon is silly?

[anfield5]

Are you putting words into D-Types mouth?

[D-Type]

Now, why would anybody want to do that?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't the mouth a good place for words?

[D-Type]

Don't you think a dictionary is better?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't either suffice?

[D-Type]

What do you really think?