Questions Only

[555-04Q2]

Where do I find the spewing vomit in the feedback forum thread?

[djarumdudley]

Couldn't you click on any page?

[anfield5]

Wasn't there a guy call Page in Led Zepplin?

[555-04Q2]

Isn't Led Zepplin a type of donkey?

[djarumdudley]

So is the band named after an ass then?

[555-04Q2]

Depends are the band members right handed or left handed?

[djarumdudley]

Is one of them up it then?

[555-04Q2]

You wanna be the one who checks the ass to find out?

[djarumdudley]

Shouldn't someone more qualified do that?

[555-04Q2]

Who round here could be more qualified than you for such a ummmm.....delicate job?

[djarumdudley]

Do you think I have the equipment for that kind of job?

[anfield5]

How would I know what equipment you have?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you take inventory?

[555-04Q2]

I thought you bought an "I want to be a professional at this starter kit" last week?

[anfield5]

When did they start making those?

[555-04Q2]

What you mean, I thought you were the manufacturer of them?

[anfield5]

Do I look like I could manufacture any thing other than jealousy in others?

[djarumdudley]

Couldn't you manufacture a shorter reply

[djarumdudley]

Couldn't you manufacture a shorter reply?

[anfield5]

? :D

[djarumdudley]

What does that mean?

[555-04Q2]

Why you asking him when he can't manufacture anything anyway?

[djarumdudley]

Why don't you manaufacture something then?

[anfield5]

does he have an international manufacturing license?

[djarumdudley]

Who issues those?

[anfield5]

Who rules the World?

[djarumdudley]

Don't the Masons?

[schmenke]

Isn't it the Chinese?

[djarumdudley]

Is population the parameter for world ruling?

[anfield5]

so its not the Palauans then?

[schmenke]

Who?

[anfield5]

Have you never heard of Palau?

[djarumdudley]

Could you elaborate?

[555-04Q2]

You think he understands what that means?

[djarumdudley]

How soon until we find out?

[schmenke]

Can someone please provide an answer?

[djarumdudley]

Is there anyone out there?

[anfield5]

What was the question again?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you know?

[555-04Q2]

You all experiencing Alzheimer's again or you just confused?

[djarumdudley]

What were you saying?

[555-04Q2]

Ok so I take it you fall under the confused category then?

[djarumdudley]

What are you speaking about?

[schmenke]

Wasn't is something about geography?

[anfield5]

Areyou sure?

[djarumdudley]

Could you find out?

[555-04Q2]

You forgotten already that anfield5 is not a researcher?

[djarumdudley]

What did I forget?

[anfield5]

How the %&@# should we know?

[djarumdudley]

Do you have Alzheimer's?

[555-04Q2]

I must apologise, who are you again?

[djarumdudley]

Why are you asking?

[555-04Q2]

Are you the key master?

[schmenke]

Why is a key required?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you know Gozer?

[555-04Q2]

Don't you mean Dozer?

[djarumdudley]

Are you familiar with Ghostbusters?

[anfield5]

Are they the same as Mythbusters?

[djarumdudley]

How could you think that?

[anfield5]

Well they both have busters in the name don't they?

[djarumdudley]

Is that all they have in common?

[555-04Q2]

Is that a trick question?

[djarumdudley]

what do you think?

[anfield5]

How do you know he thinks at all?

[djarumdudley]

Doesn't everyone think?

[anfield5]

Do you think so?

[555-04Q2]

You think anyone here would be able to come up with an answer to such a complex question?

[djarumdudley]

Why wouldn't someone be able to?

[schmenke]

Why don't you try dudley?

[anfield5]

Why should I try Dudley, what can he do for me?

[djarumdudley]

is that rhetorical?

[anfield5]

Isn't that what you say when you haven't got an answer?

[555-04Q2]

Got an answer for what exactly?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you know the question?

[anfield5]

Was there a question?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't there always a question?

[555-04Q2]

How would we determine if there was actually a question in the first place?

[djarumdudley]

Couldn't you review the thread?

[555-04Q2]

You think I'll find the answer that way?

[djarumdudley]

Is there an easier one?

[schmenke]

Shouldn't someone post an anwwer, to finally end this thread?

[djarumdudley]

Why?

[anfield5]

Schmenke! What does the word anwwer mean?

[djarumdudley]

Could it be a word in his own language?

[555-04Q2]

You mean the language that is spoken by all native schemnke's who's forefathers landed on the Canadian coastline way back in 2007 to form the fabulous French-Schmenkian language?

[djarumdudley]

what other language would i be referring to?

[anfield5]

might you be referring to schmenkish?

[555-04Q2]

Don't you need a capital letter which makes it Schmenkish?

[djarumdudley]

Shouldn't it be Schmenkese?

[anfield5]

I thought Schmenkese was the Central Africa variant of Schmenkish?

[djarumdudley]

How many dialects are there?

[555-04Q2]

Shouldn't we ask Schmenke that questions?

[djarumdudley]

What other questions is he being asked?

[555-04Q2]

Does is matter?

[djarumdudley]

Doesn't it all matter?

[anfield5]

What is matter?

[djarumdudley]

Is there a problem?

[anfield5]

With what?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you know?

[555-04Q2]

How would he know?

[anfield5]

Yeah. How would I know?

[555-04Q2]

Can we now confirm that you also know absolutely nothing about what Dudley is talking about?

[djarumdudley]

Does he even know what he is talking about?

[555-04Q2]

Don't single him out, do any of us actually have a clue what we are talking about?

[anfield5]

What are you guys talking about? Is it a deep philosophical discussion based around life, the Universe and everything, or is it more meaningful, maybe about the worlds' economy and how much of a mess we are all in, and how a country can have a national debt greater than it's potential to earn (GDP), and yet still remain solvent (not bankrupt) and how it would have a devastating effect on the rest of the world if it WAS declared bankrupt? Or are we just passing the time of day?

[djarumdudley]

Should I have read all that?

[anfield5]

Do you think I would write it and spend time thinking about what I was writing if I didn't want you to read it all?, Not just read it but absorb it into your very being?

[djarumdudley]

Since when are multiple questions allowed?

[anfield5]

Show me where it expressly forbids them please?

[djarumdudley]

Are you sure that was a question and not a statement?

[555-04Q2]

Dudley, should we clobber the lout for breaking the sacred rules?

[djarumdudley]

Is it clobbering time?

[555-04Q2]

Think I'm being a bit tough on him?

[djarumdudley]

Does that matter?

[anfield5]

Doesn't clobber mean fancy clothes?

[djarumdudley]

In what language?

[anfield5]

Is there more than one language?

[djarumdudley]

Could that be possible?

[555-04Q2]

You mean there is another language other than Schmenkish?

[djarumdudley]

Could that be so?

[anfield5]

Why?

[djarumdudley]

What do you mean 'why'?

[555-04Q2]

Isn't the answer to why the answer to all our questions?

[djarumdudley]

is that what we're looking for?

[555-04Q2]

Yes, but how do we find the answer to why?

[djarumdudley]

Does it need to be that complicated?

[555-04Q2]

I thought finding any answer is always complicated?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you think this is a little ridiculous?

[555-04Q2]

Well, should it matter if it is?

[schmenke]

How's everyone doing today?

[djarumdudley]

Are you trying to change the subject?

[anfield5]

How can I change what I don't understand?

[djarumdudley]

Wha is there to understand?

[555-04Q2]

Can we slow down cause I'm getting confused here?

[djarumdudley]

Is there time for that?

[555-04Q2]

Time for what exactly?

[schmenke]

Why can't you just stay with the program dudley?

[djarumdudley]

What time does that program start?

[anfield5]

What are we watching?

[djarumdudley]

Did you check the guide?

[555-04Q2]

I thought that was your job?

[djarumdudley]

What would make you think that?

[555-04Q2]

What makes you think that I was thinking anything?

[schmenke]

Were you daydreaming?

[555-04Q2]

Depends on what you define as daydreaming?

[djarumdudley]

How would you define it?

[555-04Q2]

You want the figurative or literary definition?

[djarumdudley]

Which applies better?

[anfield5]

Are we talking about glue?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't it about posting?

[555-04Q2]

What you thinking of posting then?

[djarumdudley]

Aren't you gluing the post?

[555-04Q2]

Would that not be too permanent a solution?

[schmenke]

Would that end this thread?

[555-04Q2]

You think we will ever get to that stage?

[anfield5]

Is all the world a stage, and are we merely players?

[555-04Q2]

You think that schmenke and Dudley could be classed as players? :shock:

[djarumdudley]

What about director?

[555-04Q2]

Which movie did you direct?

[anfield5]

I thought we were players?

[djarumdudley]

Couldn't you do both?

[anfield5]

is it possible to multi-task then?

[555-04Q2]

You think they are that talented?

[djarumdudley]

You think they're not?

[555-04Q2]

What special talents do you have then?

[djarumdudley]

Aren't they obvious?

[555-04Q2]

Should they be?

[anfield5]

Do you mean SPECIAL or thspeshull?

[djarumdudley]

Or is it the ship's hull?

[anfield5]

Isn't Hull a city in the North East of England?

[djarumdudley]

Is the North East any different from the northeast?

[555-04Q2]

Does it matter as it's the same way in the end isn't it?

[djarumdudley]

What if it's not the same?

[schmenke]

Should we just use GPS instead?

[anfield5]

What has Grand Prix Skydiving got to do with it?

[djarumdudley]

Is it a popular form of transport in northeast?

[anfield5]

Aren't I from the South?

[djarumdudley]

Aren't you going south when skydiving?

[555-04Q2]

I thought he was from the East so that would be Eastern skydiving would it not?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't eastern skydiving still southward?

[555-04Q2]

Depends where you start from doesn't it?

[djarumdudley]

where else can you start a skydive from?

[555-04Q2]

I thought you could start from planes, buildings, mountains etc?

[djarumdudley]

Is that all?

[SGWilko]

Starting from the beginning is always a good start is it not?

[anfield5]

Define the beginning?. If I arrive late isn't my beginning someone else's middle?

[djarumdudley]

Or could it be the end?

[anfield5]

Are you leaving?

[555-04Q2]

Should he?

[djarumdudley]

How could I?

[555-04Q2]

Is that one of your infamous trick questions?

[SGWilko]

It would be tricky to answer trick questions relating to questions of trickery would it not.......?

[555-04Q2]

You trying to trick us into answering your trick question about a subject brought up by Dudley who is a master of both trickery and persuasion?

[djarumdudley]

Is that flattery hidden within your chicanery?

[555-04Q2]

You trying to insinuate that I am capable of being complimentary and ruining by hard earned reputation of being un-complimentary?

[djarumdudley]

What makes you think there was an insinuation, but not in itself complimentary?

[anfield5]

Can you compliment insultingly?

[schmenke]

Isn't that an oxymoron?

[anfield5]

Who are you calling a moron, and what is an oxy?

[djarumdudley]

Doesn't Oxy clear acne?

[anfield5]

Does it?

[555-04Q2]

I thought it cleared morons?

[djarumdudley]

Doesn't delete also accomplish that?

[555-04Q2]

I can be of assistance, who you wanna delete then?

[schmenke]

Should be take a poll?

[djarumdudley]

Hasn't that proved unsuccessful in the past?

[anfield5]

If that's correct, isn't the unsuccessful, successful?

[djarumdudley]

are you saying you can make it succesful?

[anfield5]

Isn't it successful already?

[555-04Q2]

Depends which angle you are looking at it from does it not?

[anfield5]

Has it got multiple angles then?

[djarumdudley]

What's the other angleslook like?

[anfield5]

Aren't all angles pointy?

[djarumdudley]

What if they curve?

[anfield5]

Aren't they called curves then?

[555-04Q2]

I thought only sexy woman had curves?

[anfield5]

Is that a euphemism for boobs?

[555-04Q2]

Are you allowed to say that word here?

[djarumdudley]

Why wouldn't you be allowed?

[555-04Q2]

I thought this was a "family" forum?

[schmenke]

If so, how come I never see my family here?

[anfield5]

What do you see here then?

[djarumdudley]

Would that be answers?

[555-04Q2]

Do we need answers to questions unasked?

[djarumdudley]

If they go unasked are they still questions?

[555-04Q2]

How would we find the answer to that question?

[djarumdudley]

Can't some questions go unanswered?

[anfield5]

Or can some answers have no questions?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't that be a statement?

[555-04Q2]

I thought that was a question he asked?

[djarumdudley]

Are you saying that statement was a question?

[555-04Q2]

You questioning my question now?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that all we do?

[schmenke]

What else would we be expected to do in this thread?

[anfield5]

Isn't thread used in sewing?

[djarumdudley]

Doesn't it have other uses?

[schmenke]

Such as?

[anfield5]

Surely you jest?

[djarumdudley]

Does this look like a place for jesting?

[555-04Q2]

Don't you guys mean jousting?

[djarumdudley]

Are you being literal or figurative?

[555-04Q2]

Does it matter which it is?

[djarumdudley]

Why wouldn't it?

[schmenke]

Why can't you just answer the question?

[djarumdudley]

Arent't I?

[anfield5]

What does Arent't mean?

[djarumdudley]

Do you really have to ask?

[anfield5]

Do I look like I know the answer?

[djarumdudley]

Who would think you didn't?

[555-04Q2]

So you still refuse to answer the question then?