Questions Only

[Corvettian]

Who needs auto-correct?

[djarumdudley]

Did you look above a couple posts?

[Corvettian]

Why wouldn't I?

[joeyz_f1]

Why wouldn't you do what?

[djarumdudley]

What wouldn't you do?

[joeyz_f1]

Why do you want to know?

[djarumdudley]

Why should I say?

[joeyz_f1]

Aren't you willing to?

[djarumdudley]

Is it necessary?

[Corvettian]

Don't you think it is necessary?

[djarumdudley]

Who am I to deem what is necessary?

[schmenke]

Can't you just voice your opinion?

[djarumdudley]

Is that important?

[schmenke]

Isn't that the point?

[djarumdudley]

Is what the point?

[schmenke]

Can't you follow along?

[djarumdudley]

Aren't I?

[schmenke]

Should we ask others?

[555-04Q2]

Who are these "others" you refer too?

[djarumdudley]

Can they be trusted?

[555-04Q2]

Is it possible to trust anyone these days?

[djarumdudley]

Can you be trusted?

[555-04Q2]

Would you trust me?

[djarumdudley]

is there a reason I shouldn't?

[555-04Q2]

Is it safe for me to be honest with you?

[schmenke]

What are you trying to hide 555?

[555-04Q2]

Who said I'm hiding anything?

[schmenke]

Then why are you being so elusive?

[555-04Q2]

Now you think I'm being elusive?

[schmenke]

Well, why don't you answer the question then?

[djarumdudley]

Why should he(assumption)?

[Tazio]

Why shouldn't he?

[djarumdudley]

What's the relevance?

[555-04Q2]

Is any of this relevant?

[djarumdudley]

What kind of question is that?

[555-04Q2]

You think your question is relevant?

[djarumdudley]

Why wouldn't it be?

[anfield5]

I'm new here, what's going on?

[555-04Q2]

You confused?

[anfield5]

Do i look confusededid?

[djarumdudley]

Can you spell?

[555-04Q2]

Can anyone spell?

[djarumdudley]

Is there a way to test for that?

[555-04Q2]

Why you wanna do a test?

[djarumdudley]

Do you think we could arrange one?

[anfield5]

wouldn't two or three be better?

[djarumdudley]

don't you think we'd be getting ahead of ourselves?

[555-04Q2]

What's so bad about getting ahead for a change?

[djarumdudley]

Who said it was bad?

[555-04Q2]

You accusing me of being negative?

[schmenke]

Why so defensive 555?

[555-04Q2]

Why you think I'm being defensive?

[djarumdudley]

Do you lack offense?

[555-04Q2]

Would it be a better tactic?

[djarumdudley]

How could it not be?

[555-04Q2]

You got any advice?

[anfield5]

generic advice about life in general, or would you prefer some form of specifically directed advice aimed primarily at assisting with a particular ethical or psychological issue you or someone you know may be having a slight problem with?

[555-04Q2]

Got any short advice?

[schmenke]

Why does everything have to be so complicated?

[djarumdudley]

are you being philosophical?

[anfield5]

who is Phil O'Sofigal, is he by any chance Irish?

[djarumdudley]

is that a non-sequitor?

[anfield5]

well is it or not?

[djarumdudley]

What is it not?

[Corvettian]

What on earth are you all talking about?

[djarumdudley]

Can you not scroll up?

[anfield5]

Why?

[555-04Q2]

So you can't scroll up then?

[anfield5]

Are you sure?

[555-04Q2]

So you're sure then?

[djarumdudley]

What are you sure about?

[schmenke]

Can't anyone make any sense?

[djarumdudley]

Why is that needed?

[anfield5]

surely you can understand that?

[555-04Q2]

You sure about that?

[schmenke]

Why must you question everything 555?

[555-04Q2]

You questioning me now?

[schmenke]

Does that bother you?

[555-04Q2]

Should it bother me?

[anfield5]

Are you hiding something?

[555-04Q2]

Why, who's asking?

[schmenke]

Aren't we all?

[555-04Q2]

So you're in on the act as well then?

[anfield5]

Didn't Schenke make that clear?

[djarumdudley]

Schmenke knows how to make things clear?

[555-04Q2]

Is schemnke ever clear on anything?

[djarumdudley]

Is there a way to determine that?

[555-04Q2]

Do I look like a miracle worker?

[djarumdudley]

Are you Helen Keller?

[Corvettian]

Who are YOU?

[djarumdudley]

Are you the Who?

[Corvettian]

Is there a doctor in the house?

[anfield5]

What kind of doctor?

[Corvettian]

Are you a doctor?

[anfield5]

doctor who?

[555-04Q2]

So you're the doctor then?

[anfield5]

what does it say on my name badge?

[djarumdudley]

Does it say who?

[555-04Q2]

Does it say Dr Who?

[djarumdudley]

Who's a Doctor?

[555-04Q2]

Isn't anfield5 a doctor?

[djarumdudley]

Is there doctorate confirmation?

[anfield5]

Will a silly hat and cloak do?

[djarumdudley]

How silly is the hat?

[555-04Q2]

What kind of hat?

[djarumdudley]

Could it be a derby?

[anfield5]

isn't Derby a midland city in England?

[djarumdudley]

Who name's a city after a hat?

[555-04Q2]

The English?

[djarumdudley]

Do you mean the language?

[555-04Q2]

It's a language?

[djarumdudley]

Do you know it?

[555-04Q2]

Can you describe it for me?

[anfield5]

Isn't just like American, but with all of the difficult words spelled correctly?

[Corvettian]

Don't you think that's a bit arrogant?

[schmenke]

Should we debate this further?

[anfield5]

Do we need to?

[555-04Q2]

Do we really care?

[djarumdudley]

is caring relevant?

[555-04Q2]

What relevance does being relevant have anyway?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't that make it doubly relevant?

[anfield5]

Is being doubly relevant more or less relevant than being merely relevant?

[555-04Q2]

You think you're being relevant on any relevant topic with a relative meaning?

[djarumdudley]

Could you put that in perspective?

[555-04Q2]

What perspective would you like?

[djarumdudley]

what do you offer?

[anfield5]

Isn't perspective merely a state of mind, that changes depending on your perspective?

[555-04Q2]

You saying you have a perspective mind now?

[djarumdudley]

Does your mind see in perspective?

[anfield5]

Isn't it was the eyes that see?

[555-04Q2]

So do your eyes see in perspective?

[djarumdudley]

Are there glasses for that?

[555-04Q2]

You mean perspective glasses?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that what I said?

[555-04Q2]

When did you say that?

[anfield5]

Say What?

[555-04Q2]

You confused?

[anfield5]

Isn't that obvious?

[555-04Q2]

Is the perspective obvious?

[anfield5]

Are we back to that again?

[djarumdudley]

Did we ever leave it?

[555-04Q2]

Why would we just leave it without getting full use of it?

[djarumdudley]

Doesn't that make sense?

[555-04Q2]

When has anyone here ever made sense?

[djarumdudley]

Could you review the thread to find out?

[Corvettian]

Wouldn't it be better to look to the future?

[anfield5]

Is there a future?

[Parabolica]

There was a future yesterday, but as for tomorrow?

[anfield5]

But isn't yesterday's tomorrow today, and tomorrow's yesterday also today? And if this is true are we living in the past, present and future all at the same time? And isn't this likely to cause a tear in the Space/Time Continuum and destroy the Universe? Why am I so confused?

[555-04Q2]

Are you Marty from Back To The Future?

[Corvettian]

Do you think time travel is possible?

[anfield5]

Don't you watch Dr Who?

[555-04Q2]

Who's Dr Who?

[Corvettian]

Which Dr Who are you talking about?

[Mintexmemory]

Shoudn't that be punctuated - "Which Dr? Who are you talking about?"?

[555-04Q2]

Should we really give a s#!t?

[djarumdudley]

is that really necessary?

[schmenke]

Is what necessary?

[anfield5]

Wasn't Watt a Scottish inventor?

[Mintexmemory]

When and where?

[schmenke]

Is this thread going on a tangent?

[Corvettian]

Wasn't it already on a tangent?

[anfield5]

Isn't a tangent a man who has spent time in the sun?

[555-04Q2]

Isn't a tangent was a type of mule?

[Mintexmemory]

Isn't a mule a type of cocktail?

[555-04Q2]

Aren't we going off on a tangent again?

[djarumdudley]

Could you return it to the point?

[schmenke]

Which was...?

[555-04Q2]

How should I know?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you remember?

[anfield5]

Remember what?

[555-04Q2]

Have we all got Alzheimer's?

[schmenke]

Have we all got Alzheimer's?

[555-04Q2]

Have we all got Alzheimer's?

[anfield5]

Have we all got Old Timers? Wait, did someone already say that? Have we all got Alzheimers? Who am I? and what the hell is this?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you have Alzheimer's?

[anfield5]

Who said that?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you know?

[555-04Q2]

Don't you know who?

[Mintexmemory]

Do you really think mocking the declining mental faculties of the aged members of society is funny?

[555-04Q2]

You trying to make us feel guilty?

[Mintexmemory]

Now, would I do something like that?

[555-04Q2]

Why would you do what?

[djarumdudley]

Do you have Alzheimer's?

[Corvettian]

Who ate my biscuit?

[djarumdudley]

Do you have my tea?

[anfield5]

is it true that some tea can cost $100 per pound?

[schmenke]

Have you tried it?

[anfield5]

do I look like the sort of person who would?

[555-04Q2]

I thought you said you would try anything at least once?

[steveaki13]

What have you tried at least once?

[anfield5]

Didn't you try to read?

[djarumdudley]

Is that something one should try once?

[schmenke]

Should we also not try to write?

[anfield5]

Or should we simply try not to write?

[djarumdudley]

Would that be right?

[anfield5]

do you think it might?

[555-04Q2]

Do you think it would make a difference either way?

[djarumdudley]

Why wouldn't it?

[555-04Q2]

You trying to be logical about this whole situation?

[djarumdudley]

who said i was being logical?

[anfield5]

Do you think it was me?

[djarumdudley]

what makes you think that?

[anfield5]

Why do assume I can think?

[djarumdudley]

Wasn't that a fair assumption?

[555-04Q2]

Is it fair to assume no one cares if you're being logical or not?

[anfield5]

Why bring logic into things?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't that be sensible?

[555-04Q2]

I mean really, do any of us look the sensible type?

[djarumdudley]

Could you give a description of the sensible type?

[anfield5]

Isn't Times New Roman a sensible type?

[555-04Q2]

I thought Arial Bold was a sensible type?

[djarumdudley]

Compared to what?

[555-04Q2]

What were we comparing again?

[anfield5]

Isn't a compare the guy that hosts a show?

[555-04Q2]

What type of show does he host?

[djarumdudley]

are you talking about Bob Barker?

[555-04Q2]

I thought he was a football coach?

[anfield5]

Don'tt footballers travelled on the coach to get to the game?

[djarumdudley]

is that the preferred method?

[555-04Q2]

So he's a preferred method coach then?

[anfield5]

Doesn't he preferred chips?

[555-04Q2]

You mean doesn't he prefer chips don't you?

[djarumdudley]

As opposed to just fish?

[555-04Q2]

Now you saying that he's a fish monger too?

[anfield5]

Isn't he a Chip Monk?

[djarumdudley]

Is it silent when he chews?

[schmenke]

Does it not depend on what he chews?

[anfield5]

Is it possible to chew potato chips silently?

[djarumdudley]

What if you moisten them?

[555-04Q2]

Don't they go soggy then?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that the desired effect?

[anfield5]

What effect do you desire?

[555-04Q2]

Do you really want to know his answer to that question?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you?

[555-04Q2]

Do I really look like someone who would want to know?

[djarumdudley]

Do you look like someone else?

[anfield5]

What would someone else look like?

[steveaki13]

Would he look like me?

[anfield5]

Are you someone else?

[555-04Q2]

I thought schmenke was someone else, or is it Dudley?

[djarumdudley]

Can't you tell?

[anfield5]

Aren't people who tell really unpopular?

[djarumdudley]

Who decides that?

[555-04Q2]

Are any of us qualified to decide anything round here?

[djarumdudley]

Could an admin find out?

[anfield5]

Find out What?

[schmenke]

Should we post in the Feedback forum?

[anfield5]

Isn't feedback a polite term for vomit?

[djarumdudley]

Is that because feedback spews forth?