Hazell B
12th February 2009, 16:44
Went to see a comedian last night who asked the audience to write down our ideas for new laws he could try and implement. Then, with a rather dodgy voting system (similar to the real one used in government) we ended up choosing a winner as a group from those he liked best.
Some of the ideas were - to make Jeremy Clarkson stop testing cars and make him test only vibrators, so he could get even further up his own bum; to offer pre-school children extreme sports to toughen them up; to have forced dance/surealist theatre/stand up before all sessions in government; free drugs for the over 50's ('cos they know how to handle them) and so on.
The winner was brilliant. It was to secretly organise the entire country to file bankrupt on the same monday morning. I think that might work :p :
My two both made to the final reading on stage, but aren't listed here. One was repeatedly mentioned to the end of the show, but only because the comedian thought it suited the faintly posh North Yorkshire venue :p :
Anyway, what would you have suggested he try and bring to the House as a new law? Anything's possible with Mark Thomas, see http://www.markthomasinfo.com
Some of the ideas were - to make Jeremy Clarkson stop testing cars and make him test only vibrators, so he could get even further up his own bum; to offer pre-school children extreme sports to toughen them up; to have forced dance/surealist theatre/stand up before all sessions in government; free drugs for the over 50's ('cos they know how to handle them) and so on.
The winner was brilliant. It was to secretly organise the entire country to file bankrupt on the same monday morning. I think that might work :p :
My two both made to the final reading on stage, but aren't listed here. One was repeatedly mentioned to the end of the show, but only because the comedian thought it suited the faintly posh North Yorkshire venue :p :
Anyway, what would you have suggested he try and bring to the House as a new law? Anything's possible with Mark Thomas, see http://www.markthomasinfo.com