Why?

[Caroline]

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[LotusElise]

...do birds, suddenly appear?

[Ian McC]

Coming soon to a forum near you, Ian McC International Threads proudly present the sequel you have all been waiting for.........

The Madness Of Queen Caroline

:crazy:

I blame Daniel :p : :D

[schmenke]

Stimulating post there Caroline :s

Be a good lass and accompany the Oaf in the sin-bin will you please. Cheers. :s

[akv89]

Why?
Why not?

[Daniel]

Coming soon to a forum near you, Ian McC International Threads proudly present the sequel you have all been waiting for.........

The Madness Of Queen Caroline

:crazy:

I blame Daniel :p : :D
You would be correct ;)

[Rollo]

.

Oh come now, as a teacher you should know the answer to this.

Why?
BECAUSE

[tinchote]

.

Because.

[race aficionado]

.

WHY????

Because I say so!

. . . . and my least favorite:

Because I'm your mother!

:s mokin:

[LeonBrooke]

What? What? What? Who said that!?

[Erki]

Does there have to be a reason for everything? Can't people these days do things just out of unconditional love and compassion towards other fellow earth inhabitants?

:(

So why did I do it? Simply because I can. I can do stuff and as long as I'm in this world, I want to do as much stuff as I can.

UNDERSTAND? :mad:

Oh and btw, it wasn't me. :p :

[edv]

Hmmmm...some drasting editing there in the first post, Daniel?
Posting as someone else, are we?
You are a naughty boy.

This is the type of thing that leads to -ve rep, you know... :)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

This thread says a lot about the people in this forum.

We can talk about nothing!!! :laugh:

[fly_ac]

Why?

It's one of the seven wonders of the human brain: When we pay attention to something, it seems to become brighter, more distinct, more memorable. We pay attention to a passing billboard, and notice the smiling lady holding a paint brush, and even the name of her paint store. Otherwise, we may absently observe a human silhouette on the billboard, without seeing the face or absorbing the all-important marketing message. We see a car stalled at the roadside, but don't notice whether it's a mauve Mazda or a maroon Mercury. Obviously, pointing our eyes at a scene will make us more likely to register details. But that's not the whole story. Simply making a decision to pay attention, without moving the eyes, also changes the sensory machinery inside the brain.

But why? Scientists have suggested that paying attention may make a given stimulus as effective as a larger stimulus, or cause it to evoke a stronger response, with the neurons firing faster. In a new study, neuroscientist Marcia Grabowecky of Northwestern University and her colleagues found that paying attention affects neurons primarily by making them fire more synchronously, effectively producing a stronger response to the stimulus.— David Tenenbaum

Why did I post this? Because! :confused:
:disturb: :batman: :dozey:

[Donney]

:rolleyes:

What he said :p :

[EuroTroll]

Why, indeed.

But then - why not?










(Edit: I see now that that clever swine akv89 has beat me to it. :hmph: Blast his nostrils! :hmph: )

[Erki]

Because I'm worth it.

And it's not Why, it's With Whom?

[veeten]

Because I'm worth it.

And it's not Why, it's With Whom?

it usually depends upon whom is buying dinner & drinks.

;) :p

[luvracin]

Why?

It's one of the seven wonders of the human brain: When we pay attention to something, it seems to become brighter, more distinct, more memorable. We pay attention to a passing billboard, and notice the smiling lady holding a paint brush, and even the name of her paint store. Otherwise, we may absently observe a human silhouette on the billboard, without seeing the face or absorbing the all-important marketing message. We see a car stalled at the roadside, but don't notice whether it's a mauve Mazda or a maroon Mercury. Obviously, pointing our eyes at a scene will make us more likely to register details. But that's not the whole story. Simply making a decision to pay attention, without moving the eyes, also changes the sensory machinery inside the brain.

But why? Scientists have suggested that paying attention may make a given stimulus as effective as a larger stimulus, or cause it to evoke a stronger response, with the neurons firing faster. In a new study, neuroscientist Marcia Grabowecky of Northwestern University and her colleagues found that paying attention affects neurons primarily by making them fire more synchronously, effectively producing a stronger response to the stimulus.— David Tenenbaum

Why did I post this? Because! :confused:
:disturb: :batman: :dozey:

Sorry, I lost you at "It's" because I wasn't paying attention.

[Eki]

Why do fools fall in love?

[RaceFanStan]

Why do fools fall in love?
Because it is better than fools going to war. http://www.motorsportforum.com/forums/images/icons/tongue-anim.gif

[jso1985]

Because I'm your mother!


arghh no need to remind me "useful" stuff :mark:

why then? maybe because it's supposed to happen?

[Erki]

why then? maybe because it's supposed to happen?

Because it's socially acceptable?

[Eki]

Because it is better than fools going to war. http://www.motorsportforum.com/forums/images/icons/tongue-anim.gif
Sad, but true.

[Ian McC]

Why is the moon? As someone once wrote

[jso1985]

Because it's socially acceptable?

as long as it is politically correct?

[Drew]

Why hasn't Caroline said anything more?

[EuroTroll]

Why hasn't Caroline said anything more?

Because she's not the Messiah! She's a very naughty girl. :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Because she's not the Messiah! She's a very naughty girl. :p :

Why is she not the messiah?

[EuroTroll]

Why is she not the messiah?

I don't know. It's one of the great mysteries. :p :

[Eki]

Why is she not the messiah?
Because her father wasn't a carpenter.

I believe Pinocchio was the Messiah. His father Giuseppe was a carpenter and his creation didn't involve any sex.

[Ian McC]

Because her father wasn't a carpenter.

I believe Pinocchio was the Messiah. His father Giuseppe was a carpenter and his creation didn't involve any sex.


Right, take him to the stoning.......... :D

[EuroTroll]

Right, take him to the stoning.......... :D

"But all I said was, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Pinocchio!"" :uhoh: :p :

[Ian McC]

"But all I said was, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Pinocchio!"" :uhoh: :p :

All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Pinocchio. "

[LeonBrooke]

Thanks everyone, I had wondered why Caroline was/is not the messiah. So, Ian, when will you blow the whistle?

[CarlMetro]

Surely the question should not be 'why?' but 'when?' ;)

[Azumanga Davo]

To answer Caroline's little query:

WHY = MYSTERY + UNKNOWN ANSWERS (uA)

WHY - MYSTERY = BLATANTLY OBVIOUS

BLATANTLY OBVIOUS + WHY = SACK EMPLOYEE ;)

[Erki]

Because her father wasn't a carpenter.

How do you know? Don't tell me that... oh no... :|

[Eki]

To answer Caroline's little query:

WHY = MYSTERY + UNKNOWN ANSWERS (uA)

WHY - MYSTERY = BLATANTLY OBVIOUS

BLATANTLY OBVIOUS + WHY = SACK EMPLOYEE ;)

Then also

WHY = MYSTERY + BLATANTLY OBVIOUS

=> UNKNOWN ANSWERS (uA) = BLATANTLY OBVIOUS

[Ian McC]

Caroline has a lot to answer for :mad: Anyway, I will have a pint of what she is having :p : :D

[Erki]

Anyway, I will have a pint of what she is having :p : :D

I'm not sure Daniel can provide you a pint... :p

[donKey jote]

:uhoh: :laugh: :rotflmao:

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_166.gif

[schmenke]

I'm not sure Daniel can provide you a pint... :p

Well, this forum has officially descended to new depths... :s :uhoh: :laugh:

[Daniel]

You can say that again! :laugh:

Honestly can't remember the last time I saw Caroline sink a pint of anything other than water or lemonade :p

[LeonBrooke]

Why did Ian make such an easily-misunderstandable remark without thinking? :p :

[Caroline]

Facts:

1. My father isn't a carpenter
2. I don't drink pints anymore
3. It's not my fault, I didn't start all this.
4. Erm...

[LeonBrooke]

Facts:

1. My father isn't a carpenter

Oh, so you really aren't the messiah? Oh ****..... ;)

[Ian McC]

Facts:

1. My father isn't a carpenter
2. I don't drink pints anymore
3. It's not my fault, I didn't start all this.
4. Erm...

You are not getting out of it so easy! :p :

[Azumanga Davo]

I'm not sure Daniel can provide you a pint... :p

I'm sending you the repair bill to remove the beer that was dropped on my laptop for that... :eek:

[Ian McC]

Why did Ian make such an easily-misunderstandable remark without thinking? :p :


Hell I'm not going where Erkis mind goes

[LeonBrooke]

Hell I'm not going where Erkis mind goes

Oh yes, fair enough... :eek:

[Azumanga Davo]

It goes? ;)

[Erki]

Your loss, not mine. :)

[Azumanga Davo]

It's certainly a beautiful thing to think about when you know a permanent corner of Estonia is forever loopy... :D

[walrus81]

You can say that again! :laugh:

Honestly can't remember the last time I saw Caroline sink a pint of anything other than water or lemonade :p
Whoever said that Caroline drinks it by the pint anyway?

[LeonBrooke]

Your loss, not mine. :)

Yes, well, hmmmmm... ;)

[Caroline]

You are not getting out of it so easy! :p :

Worth a go anyway.


Erki, you worry me.

[Erki]

Erki, you worry me.

I can be a good boy and be on your lap. If you're worried that I run away, you can put your arms around me so I'm in fixed position.


:s mokin:

[Daniel]

Erki, now you worry me :p

[Erki]

Erki, now you worry me :p

No I won't be on your lap. As sad as it is. I'm sorry. :(

[Daniel]

So you've been drinking again right? :p

[LeonBrooke]

Erki, you worry me.


Erki, now you worry me :p

I think he worries all of us, but as long as he poses no harm it's great! :up: :p :

[Erki]

So you've been drinking again right? :p

No, not a pint. :angel:

[LeonBrooke]

No, not a pint. :angel:

No, not a pint

Five or six instead :p :

[Eki]

Why were the "How" and "Who" threads locked? Who did it and when?

[Azumanga Davo]

Yeah, how? Why?

Actually, skip that. We had the answers already.

How: through the medium of dance?

Why: successfully confuse everyone on the forum possible...

;)

[Ian McC]

How comes this thread hasn't been closed yet? :D

[GridGirl]

Good point Ian.

Why does it always rain on me?

[Ian McC]

Why does it always rain on me?

Because you are standing out in the rain :p : :D

[LeonBrooke]

Why does it always rain on me?

Because you're a rain god and you don't know it :D

[Breeze]

.
. the irreducible primary
. requires no cause, it simply is
. the causless first cause
. the alpha and the omega
. the bit of loose biomass foating around in my vitreous humour
. that thing way, way over there
. the end of this sentence.

I'll have another please. Thanks.

[millencolin]

why? because all the cool kids are doing it

[Eki]

why? because all the cool kids are doing it
If all the cool kids jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?

[Ian McC]

If all the cool kids jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?

That's Sir Cliff to you :D

[Eki]

That's Sir Cliff to you :D
Has anyone seen the movie Cliffhanger? What's it about? Cliff Richards fans?

[Ian McC]

Has anyone seen the movie Cliffhanger? What's it about? Cliff Richards fans?

I think it's the true story about where Sir Cliff keeps his private jet :D

[Hazell B]

.
. that thing way, way over there


I can't see it.
Do I need glasses?

[Hazell B]

I think it's the true story about where Sir Cliff keeps his private jet :D

Bet it's a small, non-phallic one :mark:

One of my neighbours is a mad Cliff Richard fan. She has his calendars, wears Tshirts with him on, follows his tours all over Europe.

Which leads me to ask Caroline's question. Why? :s

[LeonBrooke]

Bet it's a small, non-phallic one :mark:

One of my neighbours is a mad Cliff Richard fan. She has his calendars, wears Tshirts with him on, follows his tours all over Europe.

Which leads me to ask Caroline's question. Why? :s

It's better than being a Michael Jackson fan :D

[Hazell B]

Good point well made, Leon :laugh: