Hello, is that Paul McCartney? Can I have the number of your divorce lawyer?

[Dave B]

If the rumours in the Daily Mail are to be believed, Bernie Ecclestone might be heading for an expensive Christmas as his missus has reportedly moved out and is planning a divorce.

Even more worryingly for Bernard, almost all of his assets are in her name for tax purposes! :s


At the last count, the couple were worth £2.4 billion - his fortune comes from racing TV rights and spin-offs. When he made £1.9billion from a bond issue in 1999, the money was put in off-shore trusts controlled by Slavica.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1085514/RICHARD-KAY-Bernie-Ecclestones-wife-Slavica-breaks-racing-boss.html

If the rumours in the Daily Mail are to be believed, Bernie Ecclestone might be heading for an expensive Christmas as his missus has reportedly moved out and is planning a divorce.

Even more worryingly for Bernard, almost all of his assets are in her name for tax purposes! :s



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1085514/RICHARD-KAY-Bernie-Ecclestones-wife-Slavica-breaks-racing-boss.html

But, unlike Mr McCartney's ex-spouse, will Slavica have more than just a leg to stand on?

[Dave B]

Boom boom!

[BDunnell]

And what were you doing reading the Daily Mail website? Did you have a wash afterwards?

[Roamy]

wow come on guys lets run over to her house > screw her and steal her purse!!

[Valve Bounce]

If the rumours in the Daily Mail are to be believed, Bernie Ecclestone might be heading for an expensive Christmas as his missus has reportedly moved out and is planning a divorce.

Even more worryingly for Bernard, almost all of his assets are in her name for tax purposes! :s

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1085514/RICHARD-KAY-Bernie-Ecclestones-wife-Slavica-breaks-racing-boss.html

There is a God!!

[AJP]

But, unlike Mr McCartney's ex-spouse, will Slavica have more than just a leg to stand on?

I don't get what your saying...I'm Stumped..

[ioan]

There is a God!! ;) :D

[ShiftingGears]

There is a God!!

:p :

[CNR]

But, unlike Mr McCartney's ex-spouse, will Slavica have more than just a leg to stand on?


As the money would have been made while they were married




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavica_Ecclestone
While working on a promotional event in 1984, she met Bernie Ecclestone (although she did not realise who he was, and gave him a fake phone number). Bernie pursued Slavica doggedly, undaunted by the 28 year age difference between the two, by the language barrier (she spoke and , he only spoke ), and by the difference in their heights (at 6 feet 2 inches, 1.88 Slavica was nearly a foot taller than her suitor, Bernie Ecclestone is tall 5 feet and 2 inches, 1.59 m).
The couple has two daughters, (born 1984) and Petra Ecclestone (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Petra_Ecclestone&action=edit&redlink=1) (born 1988). Both are fluent inSerbian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_language) .


A complex system of companies places much of the Ecclestones' wealth in Slavica's name, with much of his Formula 1 related property owned by a Jersey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey) based holding company (named SLEC, for SLavica ECclestone), of which Slavica (and not Bernie) is the major stockholder. Slavica Ecclestone also owns her own promotion company.

I think it will cost Bernie and arm and a leg to keep f1

[Valve Bounce]

As the money would have been made while they were married






I think it will cost Bernie and arm and a leg to keep f1

Maybe Slavica will end up being the new owner of F1. Max will have a new whipping partner. :D

[gloomyDAY]

But, unlike Mr McCartney's ex-spouse, will Slavica have more than just a leg to stand on?


I don't get what your saying...I'm Stumped..http://userpages.umbc.edu/%7Ezuses1/i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

[BDunnell]

Honestly, I'm enjoying the gags, but I'll still be interested to see whether or not this story ends up actually being true...

[Allyc85]

wow come on guys lets run over to her house > screw her and steal her purse!!

I think theres laws agaisnt that, still you go first....

[CNR]

http://userpages.umbc.edu/%7Ezuses1/i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg


:confused: 1993, Mills was hit by a police motorbike and suffered serious injuries, losing her left leg, 6 inches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inch) below her knee. :confused:

[Valve Bounce]

Honestly, I'm enjoying the gags, but I'll still be interested to see whether or not this story ends up actually being true...

Have you checked The Bild?

[BeansBeansBeans]

It's none of our business really.

[gloomyDAY]

It's none of our business really.Yes, you are 100% correct.

When Ron got divorced, the thread made about his personal strife was immediately locked. The same should happen with this thread. We've had our laughs people!

/thread