Caption competition

[cos]

http://www.btcc.net/images/gallery/lg_4115_d966.jpg

(Just needed an excuse to post this photo really...!)

[Eurotech]

(In Posh Accent)
Turks: Good Evening Madam, What can I do for you then?
Girl : Help me get off the car bonnet!

lol :D

[71minus2]

you know 118 this is the first time i've had a sexy lady on my car bonnet and not rogered her senseless.

[Eurotech]

well, you haven't so far, 118

[VX_Rules]

Not saying she is ugly, but if that is Miss England, we're not really spawning anything special right now our we?

[MG2004]

New success ballast scheme proves very popular with drivers!

[LiamM]

'RACs new rapid response unit falls at the first hurdle - opening the bonnet!'

[thompp]

Turks: She's magnificent to ride around the track
Jelley: And the car's not bad either

[Gobber]

One armed mermaid crashes in on photoshoot.

[Matty]

Turkington: Excuse me miss, is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Jelley: har har har har

or

Coming to a racetrack near you.....'Allo 'Allo

[thompp]

Turkington: When I heard there would be a Brazilian on the team, this isnt what I expected....!